Season 2 Episode 13 You Are Hostile With Your Words to People  - Tim and Greg are back to explore the dark timelines of Vanderpump Rules and also our own dark timeline.

Season 2 Episode 13 You Are Hostile With Your Words to People  - Tim and Greg are back to explore the dark timelines of Vanderpump Rules and also our own dark timeline.

Season 2 Episode 13 You Are Hostile With Your Words to People 

Season 2 Episode 12 Golden NuggetIn this episode the vpump crew is melting. Jax goes to jail. Greg and Tim let their convo stray far afield of the vpump subject matter into childhood stories...

Season 2 Episode 12 Golden NuggetIn this episode the vpump crew is melting. Jax goes to jail. Greg and Tim let their convo stray far afield of the vpump subject matter into childhood stories...

Season 2 Episode 12 Golden Nugget

  Season 2 Episode 11: Tequila Overdrive  “We didn’t want to hang out with you and your skanks on my fun pirate ship”

Season 2 Episode 11: Tequila Overdrive  “We didn’t want to hang out with you and your skanks on my fun pirate ship”

Season 2 Episode 10: Skank Hierarchy

Season 2 Episode 10: Skank Hierarchy

Season 2 Episode 9: Drunk United Nations

Season 2 Episode 9: Drunk United Nations

Realisode #1: Sexy Unique Psychic VampiresEvery so often we’re going to take a break from investigating the garish extremes of the fake/real real/fake Vanderpump world to visit the the garish extremes...

Realisode #1: Sexy Unique Psychic VampiresEvery so often we’re going to take a break from investigating the garish extremes of the fake/real real/fake Vanderpump world to visit the the garish extremes...

Realisode #1: Sexy Unique Psychic Vampires

Season 2 Episode 8: Above Kristin on my friend list-Tim and Greg ramble on shamelessly in this episode almost completely untethered to the Vanderpump Rules episode they’re purportedly discussing....

Season 2 Episode 8: Above Kristin on my friend list-Tim and Greg ramble on shamelessly in this episode almost completely untethered to the Vanderpump Rules episode they’re purportedly discussing....

Season 2 Episode 8: Above Kristin on my friend list

Season 2 Episode 7: Therapy GlassesGreg apologizes for deleting episode 6. crap. anyway the whole crew is coasting along in this episode. Spoiler alert: Jax did it. whatever it is. all of the above.

Season 2 Episode 7: Therapy GlassesGreg apologizes for deleting episode 6. crap. anyway the whole crew is coasting along in this episode. Spoiler alert: Jax did it. whatever it is. all of the above.

Season 2 Episode 7: Therapy Glasses

Season 2 Episode 5 “Jax’s Protein Stash” AKA “Tweak my Shaved Nipple to See if I have Cancer” Our friend Joe joins us on this podcast as we discuss Vanderpump Rules once again. Fagins and Orphans. Its...

Season 2 Episode 5 “Jax’s Protein Stash” AKA “Tweak my Shaved Nipple to See if I have Cancer” Our friend Joe joins us on this podcast as we discuss Vanderpump Rules once again. Fagins and Orphans. Its...

Season 2 Episode 5 “Jax’s Protein Stash”

Season 2 Episode 4: Waterpills, Laxatives, Bronzer Join Tim and Greg and they romp once again through the twisted world of Vanderpump Rules. This one is about… you guessed it… relationship trouble.

Season 2 Episode 4: Waterpills, Laxatives, Bronzer Join Tim and Greg and they romp once again through the twisted world of Vanderpump Rules. This one is about… you guessed it… relationship trouble.

Season 2 Episode 4: Waterpills, Laxatives, Bronzer

My little brother made me watch Vanderpump Rules. I think he's trying to mess with me. Listen to us discuss.

Season 2 Episode 3: Blunderbuss of Bad Decisions Featuring a special guest: our mom! She watched her first episode of Vpump and we had a fun discussion. Tom and Kristin are fighting. Jax is trying to...

Season 2 Episode 3: Blunderbuss of Bad Decisions Featuring a special guest: our mom! She watched her first episode of Vpump and we had a fun discussion. Tom and Kristin are fighting. Jax is trying to...

Season 2 Episode 3: Blunderbuss of Bad Decisions

Season 2 Episode 2: STASSI 4 EVAJax get’s Stassis’s signature tattooed on his arm in an effort to win her back. Scheena has a bruise on her foot. Forehead Tom and Kristen put together a coffee table...

Season 2 Episode 2: STASSI 4 EVAJax get’s Stassis’s signature tattooed on his arm in an effort to win her back. Scheena has a bruise on her foot. Forehead Tom and Kristen put together a coffee table...

Season 2 Episode 2: STASSI 4 EVA

Season 2 Episode 1: GreytoothWe’re back for a new season of Sexy Unique Restaurant! Join us as we compare the SUR staff to Game of Thrones. Is GoT a better analogy than Jackass? Could be. Stassis’s...

Season 2 Episode 1: GreytoothWe’re back for a new season of Sexy Unique Restaurant! Join us as we compare the SUR staff to Game of Thrones. Is GoT a better analogy than Jackass? Could be. Stassis’s...

Season 2 Episode 1: Greytooth

Andy Cohen

Episode 9 part 2 Andy Cohen Sleeps Like a BabySeason 1 Finale part 2. Andy Cohen reminds us of a snide 80’s teen movie villain. Maybe the Vanderpump cast is unredeemable. The iChing says go ahead Tom,...

Episode 9 part 2 Andy Cohen Sleeps Like a BabySeason 1 Finale part 2. Andy Cohen reminds us of a snide 80’s teen movie villain. Maybe the Vanderpump cast is unredeemable. The iChing says go ahead Tom,...

Episode 9 part 2 Andy Cohen Sleeps Like a Baby

Episode 9: XANACCIDENT! Season 1 Finale Part 1. The staff is brought together to talk about their behavior during Season 1. We learn some new things. For instance there’s a xanax accident. A...

Episode 9: XANACCIDENT! Season 1 Finale Part 1. The staff is brought together to talk about their behavior during Season 1. We learn some new things. For instance there’s a xanax accident. A...

Episode 9: XANACCIDENT! 

Season 1 Episode 8:  “I’m not swimming away like a little mermaid”The Vanderpump crew proves they can put away their collective insanity long enough to make it through a sleazy photoshoot. Jax...

Season 1 Episode 8:  “I’m not swimming away like a little mermaid”The Vanderpump crew proves they can put away their collective insanity long enough to make it through a sleazy photoshoot. Jax...

Season 1 Episode 8:  “I’m not swimming away like a little mermaid”

Greg Go

Episode 7: “The opposite of anonymous” We discover that the Vanderpump Rules cast was ripped off for episode 1. Is the Vanderpump Rules cast the exploited proletariat in a new entertainment economy of...

Episode 7: “The opposite of anonymous” We discover that the Vanderpump Rules cast was ripped off for episode 1. Is the Vanderpump Rules cast the exploited proletariat in a new entertainment economy of...

Episode 7: “The opposite of anonymous” We discover that the Vanderpump Rules cast was ripped off for episode 1. Is the Vanderpump Rules cast the exploited proletariat in a new entertainment economy of mental unwellness? What if we got to see the White house under this kind of scrutiny? Would they seem much more sane? Who let camera crew let into a narcotics anonymous meeting? How is that on television? The meeting in question is Laura Leigh’s. Jax breaks up with her immediately afterword—In the same building immediately after the meeting. Scheena acts crazy as per usch. Jax goes back to Stassi. Tim and Greg go deep about relationship stuff. Tim talks about what its like having a child with kidney failure.  

Episode 6 “This Bathroom Smells Funny” Jax and Laura-Leigh have public sex. Tim and Greg disagree about Frank’s motivations for going on a serious rampage, losing his job at SUR and breaking up with...

Episode 6 “This Bathroom Smells Funny” Jax and Laura-Leigh have public sex. Tim and Greg disagree about Frank’s motivations for going on a serious rampage, losing his job at SUR and breaking up with...

Episode 6 “This Bathroom Smells Funny” 

Episode 5: Ol’ Stassi Bastard Stassi sounds like a member of the Wu-Tang Clan, The I Ching councils her to calm down and she surprises us by kind of doing that. Greg and Tim go deep about race,...

Episode 5: Ol’ Stassi Bastard Stassi sounds like a member of the Wu-Tang Clan, The I Ching councils her to calm down and she surprises us by kind of doing that. Greg and Tim go deep about race,...

Episode 5: Ol’ Stassi Bastard 

Episode 4: Heeeere’s Johnny AKA Cape Fear StyleVanderpump Rules Season 1 Episode 4. Greg stuck in Arkansas. Tim’s fam out of town. The SUR staff pioneers basic bitching. They go to Vegas. Jax shows up...

Episode 4: Heeeere’s Johnny AKA Cape Fear StyleVanderpump Rules Season 1 Episode 4. Greg stuck in Arkansas. Tim’s fam out of town. The SUR staff pioneers basic bitching. They go to Vegas. Jax shows up...

Episode 4: Heeeere’s Johnny AKA Cape Fear Style

Greg and Tim manage to simultaneously humanize the gang at SUR and make themselves look just as flawed as Jax , Stassi and the rest of the crew.  Show synopses lead to oversharing of their own personal lives, which is far more compelling than Vanderpump Rules could ever be.  Makes for an entertaining listen.

A human centipede built from narcissists and sociopaths

Fun and personal take on Vanderpump Rules. Its fun to see where the conversation will go. funny insightful and interesting. Give it a listen!

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