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Absolutely Not

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Rank #35 in Comedy category

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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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Hilarious! Love this podcast so much!

By ljdonahue - Oct 10 2019
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This woman is amazing and on her way to big time fame. Listen to this podcast ASAP.

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Love our girl Heather -living her truth ❤️

iTunes Ratings

6760 Ratings
Average Ratings
6611
50
35
17
47

Hilarious! Love this podcast so much!

By ljdonahue - Oct 10 2019
Read more
This woman is amazing and on her way to big time fame. Listen to this podcast ASAP.

Raw

By Panda FL - Oct 09 2019
Read more
Love our girl Heather -living her truth ❤️

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Absolutely Not

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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

Rank #1: Ep. 3 Adam Rippon: The Show Must Go On

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On this episode of Absolutely Not I sit down with Olympic Athlete and all-around hilarious super-star, Adam Rippon. When Adam isn’t on the ice showing everyone “what’s good” he can be seen interviewing a wide-variety of guest on his new YouTube Show “Break The Ice”.  We discuss what it takes to make it to the Olympics and what it is like to ride the rollercoaster of emotion training for the Games. We also discuss how to balance the haters, our mutual love for Celine Dion and what’s next for this super-star on and off the ice!

Follow @heatherkmcmahan and @adamrippon for all the behind the scenes action! 

Produced by Dear Media.

Jul 10 2019

57mins

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Rank #2: Ep. 4 Wellness Update... We Are Unwell

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On this episode of "Absolutely Not" Heather gives a full wellness update on adjusting to life in the hell-hole that is New York City. She breaks down the subway, rat-squirrel combos, her latest eye infection and general discomfort of being allergic to the Northeast. We also hear the hilarious Voice-Mails from fans and call back a hater.... aka Heather's Mom.    Follow @heatherkmcmahan for all the behind the scenes action!   Produced by Dear Media.

Jul 17 2019

40mins

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Rank #3: Ep. 6 Glamorous Stroke with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible

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On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather sits down with fellow funny gal, Jackie Schimmel from "The Bitch Bible" and they discuss everything that makes them tick. From adults on adderall to wedding planning woes. They like sensible cars, tipping waiters 20% plus and very dirty martinis. No topic is too taboo for these two. Make sure to pour yourself a bottle of chianti and buckle up because this episode is wilder than an episode of 'Live PD, Daytona Beach'. 

Jul 31 2019

56mins

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Rank #4: Ep. 10 I'M DONE!!!

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On this weeks episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather has a full blown mental breakdown and says, BYE TO THE HATERZZZZZ.  She is a week out from Tour and truly doing the most. She is cranky, sweaty and her blood sugar is dangerously low. After a night in the ER she gives you a full Wellness Update on what the Dr. said and who hit on her in a Hospital gown. We also take calls from the Absolutely Not Line and more! 

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Produced by Dear Media. 

Aug 28 2019

45mins

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Rank #5: Ep. 5 Man of Honor

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On this episode or Absolutely Not Heather talks to her bff & arch nemesis Raymond Padilla. He is the Gayle to her Oprah yet he’ll say it’s the other way around. They discuss how they hated each other for the first 5 minutes and the rest is history. He’s her man of honor and Doing the Most.

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Jul 24 2019

52mins

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Rank #6: Ep. 8 Busy Philipps: Doing the F*cking Most.

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On this episode of ABsolutely Not, Heather sits down with long time friend and possibly long long sister, Busy Philipps to discuss career, manifesting and all things being a bad ass BITCH.  They are old pals from the gym, but this is episode takes a sneak peak into the the real side of Busy who is legit....Busy AF. They take audience questions and hit the "Absolutely Not" line hard and fast. Honestly, no one is safe when these two power blondes take to the hotlines. 

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Produced by Dear Media. 

Aug 14 2019

47mins

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Rank #7: Ep. 7 Live From Her Mom's Basement... it's Heather McMahan!

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On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather relishes in the wild two weeks she has had, from co-hosting the Today show, selling out a tour, to ending RIGHT back in her mom's basement sweating her ass off. We have a full Wellness Update on her current detox......aka..She is hungry, Pms'ing and extra sassy this week. We take listener's voice Mails and let Karen know she better TAKE A HIKE, BEYOTCH! Tune in if you want to giggle and bitch about this wild world were living in. 

Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 07 2019

1hr 4mins

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Rank #8: Ep. 11 Fourth Grade Enemies with the Founder of Show Me Your Mumu Cammy Miller

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Heather sits down with childhood friend and founder of the fabulous womens-wear brand Show Me Your Mumu. The ladies discuss the rocky start to their friendship in fourth grade, how Cammy built Show Me Your Mumu from her kitchen and their shared dreams of mega stardom!

Produced by Dear Media.

Sep 04 2019

53mins

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Rank #9: Ep. 09 YA PEAKED with Jamie Greenberg

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On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, we chat with Heather's OG instagram friend and celebrity makeup artist Jamie Greenburg. This episode isn't just about serums and concealer... oh no ladies and gents, we TALK ALL OF THE THINGS. Growing up on the East Coast, Dead Parents and Mommy Makeovers, because let's not forget who doesn't love a great Beverly Hills plastic surgery moment. Jamie is truly one of the most hilarious guests of all time who has a heart of gold and speaks her mind with no reservations. Oh yeah, and don't worry she is breaks down the latest beauty trends that are ABSOLUTELY NOTS, drum roll please.... COSMIC HIGHLIGHTER and more! 

Produced by Dear Media

Aug 21 2019

1hr 8mins

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Rank #10: Pepper in Your Panties

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On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a real kick in the ass when some Sassy Susan has the audacity to chime in on the Italian Stallion. Heather tries to keep it cool but there are more Absolutely Not's in this episode than pregnancy tests at Rutger's after spring break, ya feel me. She is lit up like a Christmas tree on Angel dust and ready to keep it real and her favorite word, RAW. 

Produced by Dear Media.

Oct 09 2019

1hr 1min

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