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The Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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Little Brown Bebe Shoes

Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is!

56mins

18 Jun 2019

Rank #1

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Crazy, Not Sexy, Cool

Jackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other white girl problems.

39mins

5 May 2015

Rank #2

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Narcissism for Dummies!

Jackie enters another downward spiral anticipating her upcoming live shows, plots Real Housewives of Dallas' fate, suspects foul play at a yogurt shop and answers listener questions! Produced By Dear Media

47mins

21 Jan 2020

Rank #3

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STASSI + JACKIE 4EVER with Stassi Schroeder

Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS.

52mins

8 Dec 2015

Rank #4

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Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder

Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.

1hr 7mins

31 Jan 2017

Rank #5

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Family Values

Jackie Schimmel sits down with her “free spirited” cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.

45mins

25 Apr 2018

Rank #6

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Adderall & Compliments with guest Annabelle DeSisto

Jackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the upside of sexism. Silver linings for days bitches.

51mins

24 Aug 2016

Rank #7

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Keyboard Warrior

Jackie announces her divorce, analyzes "keyboard warriors" and disparages your vision boards. Sorry Dana! Produced By Dear Media

40mins

19 Feb 2020

Rank #8

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Reframing 101

Jackie enters week 2 of quarantine with spirits high, vodka low and the singing voice of an angel. She talks Covid 19 survival tips, the beauty of rose colored glasses and the new season of RHONY. Produced By Dear  Media

40mins

24 Mar 2020

Rank #9

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Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart

Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!

1hr 3mins

1 Mar 2017

Rank #10

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It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder

THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness.

48mins

22 Mar 2016

Rank #11

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Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari from 'Thats So Retrograde'

Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from “That’s So Retrograde” and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the rapper talks to Jackie about the illegal Butt Injections she received in the basement of a New York City apartment. Special thanks to our sponsor Thrive Market who’s giving my listeners $60 off their first order by heading to www.thrivemarket.com/bible 

36mins

1 May 2018

Rank #12

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Conditional Love

Jackie drags her pear shaped boyfriend Andrew into a one-sided discussion on life, love and the harsh realities of commitment.

39mins

10 Mar 2015

Rank #13

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Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster

Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism.  This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible.  310 Nutrition:Get 80% off the 310 Nutrition Starter Kit by heading over to 310nutrition.com/bible Third Love wants you to be good to your breast and is offering 15% off of your first purchase. Just head over to ThirdLove.com/Bible.

1hr 4mins

16 Aug 2018

Rank #14

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When in Doute with Kristen Doute

Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.

59mins

5 Apr 2016

Rank #15

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I Can't Make You Love Me

Jackie enters the holiday season with an extra dose of rage, recaps the Real Housewives and gets disabled from Instagram while recording...again.

45mins

5 Nov 2019

Rank #16

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Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest

Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill’s former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault and religion.  The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you go to foursigmatic.com/BitchBible and promo code BITCHBIBLE.  Liquid-IV: Liquid-IV is giving you 20% off your entire order. Just go to Liquid-IV.com and use promo code BIBLE.  Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a free 30-day membership.

59mins

21 Aug 2018

Rank #17

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The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'

Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange bridezilla moments.

1hr

6 Jun 2017

Rank #18

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Housewife Homage

Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Framebridge: Get 15% off your first order by heading over to www.framebridge.com/Bible and using promo code BIBLE. Ritual: Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible 310 Nutrition:Get 80% the 310 Nutrition Starter Kit by heading over to http://310nutrition.com/bible

46mins

3 Aug 2018

Rank #19

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Bloated, British and Bitchy.

Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life advice. Produced By Dear Media

48mins

31 Oct 2019

Rank #20