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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Alex and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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245: Reviews of Topgolf

245: Reviews of Topgolf

This episode is NOT brought to you by Big Beef.Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch video... Read more

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244: Reviews of Squishmallows

244: Reviews of Squishmallows

We apologize for what this episode does for Temu coffin sales.Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.s... Read more

2 Aug 2023

1hr 31mins

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