What year is this? Our final podcast on Twin Peaks: The Return is a black as midnight on a moonless night in Odessa discussion of Part 18 -- a Lynchian masterpiece of mystery &amp; mood that still confounds, with an iconic ending that will haunt our dreams eternally.

Series Rewind: Part 18

The past dictates the future. We return to where it all began, discussing (for the first time) Lynch &amp; Frost's iconic opening chapter. A moody &amp; mysterious masterpiece with a soundtrack that is too dreamy.

Twin Peaks Pilot (1990)

"We're going home." Our Series Rewind nears completion as Murphy and I revisit the penultimate episode, The Past Dictates The Future or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying &amp; Love the Cockney Kid with a Green Glove Who Bested Bob + more on Diane, Judy, Maj. Briggs, and an early birthday kiss to DKL.

Series Rewind: Part 17

Through the darkness of future past, we have descended from pure air to discuss Teresa Banks and the last seven days of Laura Palmer + The Missing Pieces and anecdotes from 1992 when David Lynch's misunderstood masterpiece blew our youthful minds with blue roses, pink rooms, and a dancing girl with red hair named Lil... she's my mother's sister's girl!

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

'You are awake... finally!' Cooper returns in one of the most satisfying parts of Season 3, but it's Laura Dern who steals the show as Diane reveals the details of 'that night' then utters one final 'fuck you' in The Red Room. We say adieu to Little Dickie Horne &amp; the murderous yet charming Chantal and Hutch at the hands of the Polish "I move car" Accountant, and revel in Audrey's dance at the Roadhouse. Plus, the power of Mr. C's playing card and the darker side of Carrie Page.

Series Rewind: Part 16

This is the film! David Lynch's dreamy Hollywood blue puzzle box with a star-making performance from Naomi Watts as the doomed ingénue from Deep River, Ontario. A genuine Masterpiece &amp; the best film of the 21st century! Silencio...

This is the film! David Lynch's dreamy Hollywood blue puzzle box with a star-making performance from Naomi Watts as the doomed ingénue from Deep River, Ontario. A genuine Masterpiece &amp; the best film of the 21st century! <br><br>Silencio...

Mulholland Dr.

We cry tears of gold as we say goodbye to Peggy Lipton  &amp; The Log Lady in our series rewind of Part 15... then it gets dark as we descend into the mysterious Convenience Store with Mr. C &amp; Phillip Jeffries. Plus, madness in the woods with Steven &amp; Becky, Coop's last supper (chocolate cake) as Dougie Jones, and Audrey's Roadhouse blues.

Series Rewind: Part 15

It's a Möbius strip pod as we try to unlock the mystery of David Lynch's brilliant Lost Highway; remembering things our own way in discussing the endless nightmare of a fractured identity within the city of dreams. "It's been a pleasure talking to you."

Lost Highway

It's a Blue Rose podcast, most definitely! We have quite a little theory to tell you about Mr. C, Janey-E, and Diane, then we embark on our own journey to Jack Rabbit's Palace, sipping Bloody Mary's &amp; chain-smoking Salem's, while repeating the ancient phrase (with Cockney accents) "This podcast is our destiny!"

Series Rewind: Part 14

We're making our lunch and taking a little detour down the yellow brick road as we find ourselves in Big Tuna discussing Wild at Heart, a film we've seen about 50,000 times, the first 49,000 on VHS pan and scan.  So ya'll take a good listen and hear a deep sound coming down from Murphy and Tom... Texas-style. "Stab it and steer."

Wild at Heart

The definitive and prolific Twin Peaks: The Return podcast that's brewed strong and poured deep for our fellow Twin Peaks conspiracy theorists and aficionados around this beautiful and horrific spinning world. Join two Twin Peaks, David Lynch fanatics (Murph and Hawk) as they attempt a feat few other Peaks re-cappers dare: try to understand what in the f*ck is going on. *Spoilers *Explicit Language *Some Nudity *Extreme Violence

It’s worth a subscribe for the mashup intros alone - they’re new with each episode and strangely compelling.  The two dudes are lifelong Lynch fans, so that makes for interesting discussions.

Two Cool Dudes

In a world of truck drivers these two are in Lincolns.

Best Twin Peaks Analysis in Town.

Chopping Wood Inside: The Twin Peaks Podcast for Conspiracy Theorists

Murph and Hawk remove their splattered minds from the ceiling of the Twin Peaks Sheriff's Station to posit more theories on the series finale: Did this season even happen? Did the original series?? Is Judy really Mother? Is Odessa, Texas Laura's version of Audrey's pocket hell? Is Coop "the dreamer" hooked on the story of the little girl who lived down the lane? Was Mr C's foolish plan a mirror of Cooper's foolish plan? What's up with Coop's FBI pin? Did Judy (in the form of Mrs. Tremond) just shatter Coop's hero myth into a million Bob pieces? And is our beloved hero fucked forever on any timeline???

Twin Peaks Season 3: Series Finale Deep Dive

Dr. Hawk flies solo and gives his hot take on Part 14 while Murph hibernates in 'The Zone'. Is Sarah Palmer host to 'The Experiment' &amp; does the Truck You t-shirt perv taste like warmed over garmonbozia? Was Andy chosen by the Fireman because of his love of cheese sandwiches? What other Monica Bellucci dreams has Cole had? WIll James get a mystical green glove for his birthday? And here's a little diddy about Janey-E and Diane...

Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 14

Murph and Hawk go peeping in the Convenience Store to drop their hot takes on an emotion-packed Part 15: Did everyone see Sarah's face in the Jumping Man? Does "The Ballad of Norma and Ed" give us hope that love is enough? Did Stephen shoot himself out of sparkle guilt for murdering Becky in the Tremond's trailer under the #6 fucking electricity pole? Will we ever see the Log Lady making orbs in the White Lodge? And is Ruby's primal scream on the dance floor a precursor to Mother and Laura's revenge on this world full of goddamned truck drivers?

Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 15

There is always distorted music in the air when Murph and Dr. Hawk offer their hot take reactions to Part 10.: How insane are the Hornes? Why Does Dougie look like Ned Flanders shirtless? How big was that orgasm Dougie and Janie-E had, hey Dougie? Why is Laura's Ghost haunting Gordon Cole of all people? It's great Albert and Constance hooked up, but why does Albert still look so guilty of something? And did lil' Dickie Horne bribe the entire Twin Peaks police department to go on this unfettered killing spree?

Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 10

Lil' Dickie Murph and Linda Hawk fly over the #6 electricity pole to penetrate the Mobius strip madness of Part 18.

Unified Dream Theory

Murph and Hawk clash swords over their sky high expectations for Part 12: Why the hell is the FBI still in Buckhorn? Will the Room 315 key get back to Harry? How creepy was it to see the Palmer house again? Will Karl join the gang on their field trip to Jack Rabbit's Palace? Was Jerry being chased out of the woods by invisible Woodsman? Is Lil' Dickie Horne even Audrey's son, anymore?  And could Bob already be dining on souls under Sarah Palmer's creepy ass ceiling fan?

Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 12

Murph and Hawk keep the lodge fires burning as we patiently wait for Season 4, conspiring on topics like Lynch vs. Trump, Lynch's Netflix flirtation, anecdotes from 'Room to Dream,' and the curious connection between two portal pullers: The Evolution of The Arm and Phillip Jeffries. Bob! Bob! Bob!

What Year IS This?

Murph and Hawk rewind the time loop to offer their live commentary on Part 2: Were Phyllis and Mr. C doing the tulpa dance? Did Mr. C  have Phyllis stage the creepy Ruth-Briggs crime scene? Why were the Woodsman so determined to kill Bill Hastings? Was Ray an FBI informant from Jump Street? What the fuck is Laura whispering in Coopers' ear?? Did Laura and Sarah ever take off their faces together? Is Coop stuck in 2 time loops: the Dopple-Coop loop and the Laura loop? Is the One Armed Man trying to wake him up with all those "future/past" lines? Does Hawk see red drapes every time he hikes to Glastonberry Grove? And is Lynch sneakily hinting at a Season 4 (in 4 years) with all these media interviews??

Series Rewind: Part 2

Murph and Hawk spray two coats on a sprawling review of Mark Frost's new book The Final Dossier. Is this thing TP canon, or more like the ultimate fan fiction? Did Laura really not die now, for real this time? Will every character eventually end up in a mental institution? How many Pine Weasels did Ben Horne kill when building the Ghostwood Private Prison? Why was Diane's story redacted? Will Hawk ever deputize the Log? Who was Ray's contact in the Blue Rose Task Force already? And is Sarah the only character with the "Judy Face" or are there 11 more possessed bug children preparing to invade the earth in TP Season 4?

The Final Dossier

Murph and Hawk take a mind-blowing trip inside Sarah Palmer's face to preview Part 15: Is Janie-E the tulpah-doppel of Diane? Is Dougie destined to die now? Will Laura guide Coop back to the White Lodge? Is The Uncle behind this zombie infestation? Will Freddy wield his mighty glove to smite the Woodsman? Does Andy have a super power, too? Is Sarah the avenging Mother? And is Mr C. coming home to see his ma-mah, and rip Twin Peaks a new hellgate?

Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 15 Preview

Murph and Hawk go full Black Lodge deep dive on an epic Part 16: Has Mr. C been knocking out tulpas for 25 years? Will we ever find out how "The Major" got Dougie's ring in his stomach? Have we ever really seen the Black Lodge? Is the Waiting Room on an infinite plane? Has the Convenience Store taken over as the big bad evil in the series? Is a trap being set at the Palmer House?  And is the real Diane trapped in the Old Gas Station purgatory or is she Naido, Candy or fucking Linda??

Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 16 Deep Dive

Murph &amp; Hawk celebrate the one-year anniversary of The Return by filling up on garmonbozia and examining the mysterious Convenience Store.

Above The Convenience Store

Murph and Hawk get lost in the curtains again to celebrate the evolution of the Black Lodge from the Original Series Finale, to FWWM, to Part 8, to the Judy, Judy, Judy retcon.

The Black Lodge

It's the unofficial version of Chopping Wood Inside - replete with hazy memories and a shifting podcast timeline - as Murph &amp; Tom discuss new Twin Peaks mysteries one year after the Season 3 finale.

One Year Later: Is it future or is it past?

Putting their minds to the #3 electrical socket, Murph and Hawk discuss the mysteries that are probably best left unsolved in Twin Peaks: The Return. The questions that, to quote Leo Johnson, "You don't need to know."

Unsolved Mysteries of Season 3

Murph and Hawk spend a rousing hour unstuck in time between two worlds of our Twin Peaks Gods (Lord Lynch and St. Frost) to discuss where we go from here now that Frost has muddied the theoretical waters with The Final Dossier. Did time-travelling Cooper really retcon Laura's murder out of existence? Is our Cooper is "The Dreamer" Black Lodge theory still in play? Can both of these theories co-exist? Where does Hawk's "Laura is the ordained martyr theory" fall into this metaphysical jigsaw puzzle? Is Sarah Palmer the only Judy? Or is there an army of Judy Children wreaking havoc around the world? And could "the Judy's" ultimate mission be to bum rush every White Lodge portal on earth until it is so full of tainted holes that Earth becomes the Black Lodge and we get (gulp) a Bob-like demon wearing an Owl Ring as our fucking President??

Between Two Worlds

Murphy &amp; Tom take a cosmic journey through Anthony Sinclair's dandruff and discuss the Sonny Jim / Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? connection, Coop using the invisible doorknob at Lucky 7, Dirty Bearded Men at The Farm, Sarah's electricity problem, and why do we see different size Sycamore trees outside The Black Lodge in Parts 2 &amp; 18?

Series Rewind Part 13

We're back with new thoughts on the ending of Part 18, the cycle of life/death of Laura and Cooper, Audrey's dilemma, and what the new timeline would look like in a Season 4 + Lucy's mysterious necklace(s) and was it Diane who wrote 'Let's Rock' on the windshield of Chet Desmond's windshield in FWWM?

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