Episode 217 - Velocipastor, Part 2It's another delightful romp with our favorite "not a pastor but a priest" Velocipastor, as we wrap up Part 2 of this zany goofball comedy which doesn't take itself too seriously. Just how we like it! Grab a drink or a smoke or whatever it is you enjoy grabbing and join us while we laugh ourselves silly.You think there has't been enough of the velociraptor-pastor so far? Ohhhh, just you wait... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 217 - Velocipastor, Part 2It's another delightful romp with our favorite "not a pastor but a priest" Velocipastor, as we wrap up Part 2 of this zany goofball comedy which doesn't take itself too seriously. Just how we like it! Grab a drink or a smoke or whatever it is you enjoy grabbing and join us while we laugh ourselves silly.You think there has't been enough of the velociraptor-pastor so far? Ohhhh, just you wait... See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Way Better Than Prince of Tides

Episode 216 - Velocipastor, Part 1It was the end of a Star Trek season, so you know what that means... yea baby, it's movie time!! Beam us up, Scotty!::magic teleporter noises::But, but how did we end up here? Where are we even? Was Velocipastor even on Warped's "To Watch" movie list? Who knows and who cares! Philippe pulled host's privileges to spring one crazy bit of cinema on us.Grab your testaments (new and old) and join us, as the laughter and confusion abound from corners unexpected in our viewing of this boldly campy movie. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 216 - Velocipastor, Part 1It was the end of a Star Trek season, so you know what that means... yea baby, it's movie time!! Beam us up, Scotty!::magic teleporter noises::But, but how did we end up here? Where are we even? Was Velocipastor even on Warped's "To Watch" movie list? Who knows and who cares! Philippe pulled host's privileges to spring one crazy bit of cinema on us.Grab your testaments (new and old) and join us, as the laughter and confusion abound from corners unexpected in our viewing of this boldly campy movie. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Pure Joy, It's Joyful!

Episode 215 - Redemption Part 1It's a season finale so you know the Warped crew is in fine spirits.  and hey it's an episode about Kilngons so you know Shawn's happy.  and it's a Whoopi ep so that means an Erin intro so you know that's always good.  What else can i say (nothing actually because I didn't listen to the episode, I'm just writing the notes...Shhh, don't tell anyone.) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 215 - Redemption Part 1It's a season finale so you know the Warped crew is in fine spirits.  and hey it's an episode about Kilngons so you know Shawn's happy.  and it's a Whoopi ep so that means an Erin intro so you know that's always good.  What else can i say (nothing actually because I didn't listen to the episode, I'm just writing the notes...Shhh, don't tell anyone.) See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 215 - The Grooves of Gowron

It's a very special introduction you won't want to miss! Erin, our favorite host next to Matt (who is also our favorite host), pleasures us early on with a heart-warming boomer's past time.This episode gives us an opportunity to dissect the dating and relationship approaches of our Star Trek crew and we revel in! It seems to be our favorite activity. This gets us into a discussion about Data's unmentionables, which we end up mentioning quite a bit. We do somehow manage to engage in positive conversation about social mores. Patty Stews makes some interesting directorial choices and at the end of it all, we realize we'll always have our Spot.Being Warped, we are contractually obligated to end on a bad note, so feel free to shut us off before then! Oh, you'll know... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a very special introduction you won't want to miss! Erin, our favorite host next to Matt (who is also our favorite host), pleasures us early on with a heart-warming boomer's past time.This episode gives us an opportunity to dissect the dating and relationship approaches of our Star Trek crew and we revel in! It seems to be our favorite activity. This gets us into a discussion about Data's unmentionables, which we end up mentioning quite a bit. We do somehow manage to engage in positive conversation about social mores. Patty Stews makes some interesting directorial choices and at the end of it all, we realize we'll always have our Spot.Being Warped, we are contractually obligated to end on a bad note, so feel free to shut us off before then! Oh, you'll know... See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Before We Begin Though...

In this episode, our favorite (but really, our only) chief engineer right now, Geordi La Forge, has quite the adventure! While that's somewhat intriguing, we're more interested in the alternative relationships we've dreamed up between some of the ST crew. Shawn and Philippe get slightly carried away with the fantasy (or is it?).Shawn then carries us through the fourth quarter as he tosses out hot takes for some cold movies. Hot takes, gitcher hot takes!Trigger warning: Warped talks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this episode, our favorite (but really, our only) chief engineer right now, Geordi La Forge, has quite the adventure! While that's somewhat intriguing, we're more interested in the alternative relationships we've dreamed up between some of the ST crew. Shawn and Philippe get slightly carried away with the fantasy (or is it?).Shawn then carries us through the fourth quarter as he tosses out hot takes for some cold movies. Hot takes, gitcher hot takes!Trigger warning: Warped talks. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Just Geordi!

It was a mistake, it's all been a mistake. You gentle souls left in our audience may want to take Jake's advice and skip this episode. But for the daring and dastardly amongst the rest of you, we've done some heavy editing to make this episode presentable.So if you're ready to see Dr. Crusher get her crush on, the Warped crew is gonna ride this log-jam all the way to gravy town. From digital insertions to alienism to a moral examination of the trill's questionable lifestyle, we're about to rock your world, baby. Or wait, is that just us throwing ourselves off this cliffside of cringe.You can decide for yourself... or not. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It was a mistake, it's all been a mistake. You gentle souls left in our audience may want to take Jake's advice and skip this episode. But for the daring and dastardly amongst the rest of you, we've done some heavy editing to make this episode presentable.So if you're ready to see Dr. Crusher get her crush on, the Warped crew is gonna ride this log-jam all the way to gravy town. From digital insertions to alienism to a moral examination of the trill's questionable lifestyle, we're about to rock your world, baby. Or wait, is that just us throwing ourselves off this cliffside of cringe.You can decide for yourself... or not. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

It's All F, F, F!

Jerry Orbach

Ep. 211 - Half a LifeIt's the return of some many things this week on Warped.  First the return of Lwaxana Troi and all the horniness that comes with her.  More importantly it's the return of Corrections Corner with a double dose of corrections.  Which means we talk about penis vs ball size.  You know its tough to be funny watching an episode that's basically trying to argue old people aren't useless but we try.  All this plus what's the story with Gates's hair: Wig or not.  Plus it finally happens, Google gets asked a question it can't answer.  Way to go Phillipe!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep. 211 - Half a LifeIt's the return of some many things this week on Warped.  First the return of Lwaxana Troi and all the horniness that comes with her.  More importantly it's the return of Corrections Corner with a double dose of corrections.  Which means we talk about penis vs ball size.  You know its tough to be funny watching an episode that's basically trying to argue old people aren't useless but we try.  All this plus what's the story with Gates's hair: Wig or not.  Plus it finally happens, Google gets asked a question it can't answer.  Way to go Phillipe!!!! See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 211 - Jerry Orbach Played Lumiere?!?!?!

Episode 210 - The DrumheadHaving missed our very fun 4/20 viewing of Qpid, Warped regular minwin is back as we celebrate Matt's birthday in these next two episodes. Happy birthday, Matt! You're truly a gem and we wouldn't be who we are without you. We're also joined by regular guest May.The crew talk about their love for the Escape Room and (somewhat surprisingly) the Saw movie series. We then get lost in this episode's talented guest actor, Gene Simmons, and her possible relation to a famous tongue.But it's down to business when Star Trek court room antics heat up the screen. There has never been a more thorough examination of the sitting devices in a Star Trek episode than that performed by the Warp crew. And it is, much like the early Saw movies, also surprisingly entertaining. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 210 - The DrumheadHaving missed our very fun 4/20 viewing of Qpid, Warped regular minwin is back as we celebrate Matt's birthday in these next two episodes. Happy birthday, Matt! You're truly a gem and we wouldn't be who we are without you. We're also joined by regular guest May.The crew talk about their love for the Escape Room and (somewhat surprisingly) the Saw movie series. We then get lost in this episode's talented guest actor, Gene Simmons, and her possible relation to a famous tongue.But it's down to business when Star Trek court room antics heat up the screen. There has never been a more thorough examination of the sitting devices in a Star Trek episode than that performed by the Warp crew. And it is, much like the early Saw movies, also surprisingly entertaining. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Re-sitting Thinking

George Lucas

Episode 209 - QpidOn this weeks Warped things get sexy as Q returns, Jean-Luc has a lady caller and, sexiest of all, Shawn tells us how he sleeps.  Also discussed are the best and worst twist endings and why George Lucas is the devil.  All that plus a classic Producer Jake zinger on a brand new Warped.  We Love You Minh!!!!!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 209 - QpidOn this weeks Warped things get sexy as Q returns, Jean-Luc has a lady caller and, sexiest of all, Shawn tells us how he sleeps. Also discussed are the best and worst twist endings and why George Lucas is the devil. All that plus a classic Producer Jake zinger on a brand new Warped. We Love You Minh!!!!!!!! See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 209 - George Lucas Is the Devil

Warped Episode 208 The Nth DegreeIt's the return of Lt. Barclay, so everyone is pretty hyped.  Who would have thought a room full of Rosses would relate to Barclay.  You are listening to Warped so you know we tackle the important questions of the day.  Questions like: What do you call the area between the chin and the boobs?  Is Dwight Schultz the greatest actor form the A-Team? and What the heck is the James Webb telescope?  All this plus several pieces of our most popular bit: Corrections Corner!!!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Warped Episode 208 The Nth DegreeIt's the return of Lt. Barclay, so everyone is pretty hyped. Who would have thought a room full of Rosses would relate to Barclay. You are listening to Warped so you know we tackle the important questions of the day. Questions like: What do you call the area between the chin and the boobs? Is Dwight Schultz the greatest actor form the A-Team? and What the heck is the James Webb telescope? All this plus several pieces of our most popular bit: Corrections Corner!!!!!! See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 208 - The Most Complicated Unfurling of all Time

On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes.We will graciously count down the start of each episode. This way, you can watch along with us at home on your TV or other streaming device. Never before has it been so easy to faithfully simulate real world time-wasting with your friends while enjoying a cold beverage of your choice! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s just like hanging out with my close personal friends while watching Star Trek!

These Warped Fools are Warping it Up Warp Style!

This podcast has taken me back to hours or enjoyment from my childhood. Thanks, guys!

Nostalgic and hilarious!

On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes.We will graciously count down the start of each episode. This way, you can watch along with us at home on your TV or other streaming device. Never before has it been so easy to faithfully simulate real world time-wasting with your friends while enjoying a cold beverage of your choice! See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Warped

While Captain Kirk is enjoying some R &amp; R, the Warped crew observes some of the unfortunate casting practices of the 1960's. On tap this week, a free round of cultural sensitivity training to shed some of the shame we picked up from watching this week's episode of Star Trek. Jake brings back an old Warped standard, while Shawn makes an important correction about a recent Peter Pan. Meanwhile, Philippe serenades Erin with a new song that represents the passage of time.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

While Captain Kirk is enjoying some R &amp; R, the Warped crew observes some of the unfortunate casting practices of the 1960's. On tap this week, a free round of cultural sensitivity training to shed some of the shame we picked up from watching this week's episode of Star Trek. Jake brings back an old Warped standard, while Shawn makes an important correction about a recent Peter Pan. Meanwhile, Philippe serenades Erin with a new song that represents the passage of time.   See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 63 - The Paradise Syndrome

We're busting open a bottle of Boone's Farm, because when the director is colorblind and the Klingon sounds vaguely Scottish, you might as well toss back a few. We have trouble hearing each other over the deafening sound of the sun, and then decide to take a break from meat to give Paula Abdul the props she deserves. Stay tuned, she may drop by the studio later. There's a bit of difficulty starting back up on our marathon training, but we need to get on that to make sure we're able to escape our natural predators. Matt brings the best game based on friendship ever debuted on Warped, and it proves that as friends we're pretty "meh". See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're busting open a bottle of Boone's Farm, because when the director is colorblind and the Klingon sounds vaguely Scottish, you might as well toss back a few. We have trouble hearing each other over the deafening sound of the sun, and then decide to take a break from meat to give Paula Abdul the props she deserves. Stay tuned, she may drop by the studio later. There's a bit of difficulty starting back up on our marathon training, but we need to get on that to make sure we're able to escape our natural predators. Matt brings the best game based on friendship ever debuted on Warped, and it proves that as friends we're pretty "meh". See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 89 - More Tribbles, More Troubles / The Survivor

While Shawn and Matt are out with simultaneous and purely coincidental cases of mono, the rest of the Warped crew go off the rails in a complete misuse of their newfound freedoms. We take the opportunity to chat about everything from cultural alienation to surgically enhanced knees, Scotty creep-factor, a bit of the scratchy-scratchy, and even safe words. We imagine the future of the world under the influence of VR until the discussion gives us motion sickness. Stalin gives Ringo Starr the business. Our mascot cat is used in a pictorial celebration of the work of R. Crumb. We discover that you're never too old for a brand new kink, which, of course, steers us right into Furry territory. Erin will probably not follow through on a prank to cheat Shawn's rating quiz, but "shhhh", it's a secret. Jake and Philippe close things out with a life-affirming hymn. Remember, if you feel like we're starting to take things a little too far, just shout, "hippopotamus."    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

While Shawn and Matt are out with simultaneous and purely coincidental cases of mono, the rest of the Warped crew go off the rails in a complete misuse of their newfound freedoms. We take the opportunity to chat about everything from cultural alienation to surgically enhanced knees, Scotty creep-factor, a bit of the scratchy-scratchy, and even safe words. We imagine the future of the world under the influence of VR until the discussion gives us motion sickness. Stalin gives Ringo Starr the business. Our mascot cat is used in a pictorial celebration of the work of R. Crumb. We discover that you're never too old for a brand new kink, which, of course, steers us right into Furry territory. Erin will probably not follow through on a prank to cheat Shawn's rating quiz, but "shhhh", it's a secret. Jake and Philippe close things out with a life-affirming hymn. Remember, if you feel like we're starting to take things a little too far, just shout, "hippopotamus." See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 78 - The Lights of Zetar

Repeated visits to the craft services table means we're going to need a bunch of alterations made to our crew uniforms over the course of the podcast. We explore the dangers of synthol. It's only logical that Spock would employ his epic 3D chess-inspired machinations to achieve a pon farr session that lasts his entire adolescence. Erin is experiencing the third part of her trilogy of emotions about our Genesis trilogy naming convention comments, so she's just about completely over it. Scotty overshares about his plans for a future Enterprise. We talk about Cloud Minders and satisfy the Potter Heads during Corrections Corner. Who is the boss? It's Mona. Mona is the boss. Also, listen to our Oscar favorites after the Oscars have already aired.  How close were we on our Best Picture predictions? Listen to find out! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Repeated visits to the craft services table means we're going to need a bunch of alterations made to our crew uniforms over the course of the podcast. We explore the dangers of synthol. It's only logical that Spock would employ his epic 3D chess-inspired machinations to achieve a pon farr session that lasts his entire adolescence. Erin is experiencing the third part of her trilogy of emotions about our Genesis trilogy naming convention comments, so she's just about completely over it. Scotty overshares about his plans for a future Enterprise. We talk about Cloud Minders and satisfy the Potter Heads during Corrections Corner. Who is the boss? It's Mona. Mona is the boss. Also, listen to our Oscar favorites after the Oscars have already aired. How close were we on our Best Picture predictions? Listen to find out! See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 105 - Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (Part 2)

It's the penultimate episode of "The Original Series" and we are just now finding out what little half-Vulcan babies are made of. Enjoy some strange tales from late night at the Luxor. The Spirit of Gene sticks it to the temperance league with a salacious double belly button. Bones is trying to divide and conquer on the only woman in his particular time period, and it's gross, everybody, it's super gross.  Erin gives us an update on sometimes-cat, Bosley. If you were hoping to find an episode with more jokes about meat, you're in luck! Be sure to listen to the end to marvel at the fated first encounter between Roddenberry and Asimov. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's the penultimate episode of "The Original Series" and we are just now finding out what little half-Vulcan babies are made of. Enjoy some strange tales from late night at the Luxor. The Spirit of Gene sticks it to the temperance league with a salacious double belly button. Bones is trying to divide and conquer on the only woman in his particular time period, and it's gross, everybody, it's super gross. Erin gives us an update on sometimes-cat, Bosley. If you were hoping to find an episode with more jokes about meat, you're in luck! Be sure to listen to the end to marvel at the fated first encounter between Roddenberry and Asimov. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 83 - All Our Yesterdays

This week on Warped, the crew has a round-table discussion on everything we know about Romulans, which is probably a lot less than our average listener. Special Guest Phat Money returns to guide us through the sordid world of mommy porn. We discuss the socio-economic implications of the beverage known as orange drink, and whether the intimate act of bagpiping is logical or purely emotional.   Someone dug our old friend the Nomad probe out of the prop room, and we give it the recognition it deserves.  Don't worry, Screenie, we'll always love you best.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week on Warped, the crew has a round-table discussion on everything we know about Romulans, which is probably a lot less than our average listener. Special Guest Phat Money returns to guide us through the sordid world of mommy porn. We discuss the socio-economic implications of the beverage known as orange drink, and whether the intimate act of bagpiping is logical or purely emotional. Someone dug our old friend the Nomad probe out of the prop room, and we give it the recognition it deserves. Don't worry, Screenie, we'll always love you best. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 62 - The Enterprise Incident

It's the one with the whales! Shawn is out on vocal rest for the next couple weeks, so we fall right into the warm embrace of the sofa crack left in his absence. Erin is plugged into the pulse of 1986 and nails Box Office Trivia to the wall. We mark the farthest and fastest falls from grace in recent memory and salute the production designer who slam dunked the easiest job of his career. Minh plies us all with White Russians to get us in the right mood for podcasting. Be sure to listen until he has a chance to finish his porpoise fornication redemption story.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's the one with the whales! Shawn is out on vocal rest for the next couple weeks, so we fall right into the warm embrace of the sofa crack left in his absence. Erin is plugged into the pulse of 1986 and nails Box Office Trivia to the wall. We mark the farthest and fastest falls from grace in recent memory and salute the production designer who slam dunked the easiest job of his career. Minh plies us all with White Russians to get us in the right mood for podcasting. Be sure to listen until he has a chance to finish his porpoise fornication redemption story. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 106 - Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (Part 1)

Looking back on the history of the show, this will be remembered as "The One Where Jake Gave Matt the Sound Board He Had Constantly Been Requesting". Erin drizzles some plant butter on everyone, and Minh is discombobulated by his kryptonite, tomato juice. Philippe refuses to self-affirm in public, even if he does have a hankering for some seitan.  Minh emerges from the comfort of his crevasse to investigate the mysteries of accidental insertion. Matt gives us the the Furry 411 on our carpet-clad friends on all frequencies of the fuzzy spectrum. These notes are running long, and Minh needs to go to the bathroom, so bye for now.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Looking back on the history of the show, this will be remembered as "The One Where Jake Gave Matt the Sound Board He Had Constantly Been Requesting". Erin drizzles some plant butter on everyone, and Minh is discombobulated by his kryptonite, tomato juice. Philippe refuses to self-affirm in public, even if he does have a hankering for some seitan.  Minh emerges from the comfort of his crevasse to investigate the mysteries of accidental insertion. Matt gives us the the Furry 411 on our carpet-clad friends on all frequencies of the fuzzy spectrum. These notes are running long, and Minh needs to go to the bathroom, so bye for now.  See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 91 - Once Upon a Planet / Mudd's Passion

Here’s part 2We're back! And we're spending way too much time describing the awesomeness of The Last Starfighter. The crew is in high spirits while discussing things like Robert Preston, Elton John, Tiny Dancer, Music Man, Victor/Victoria, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood... Wait, I better stop before this description becomes a "We Didn't Start the Fire" parody.After Shawn gets a citation, we gab about the shows we've wasted our life watching more than once all the way through. We learn that Maggie Smith is the Nick Fury of Downton Abbey, Philippe is not at all convinced that the other starfighters are dead, and we also find Xur's long lost aunt. We close things out with a round table discussion about streaming services, The Great British Baking Show, Disney+, and Schitt's Creek. Now onward, to Star Trek: The Animated Series. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here’s part 2We're back! And we're spending way too much time describing the awesomeness of The Last Starfighter. The crew is in high spirits while discussing things like Robert Preston, Elton John, Tiny Dancer, Music Man, Victor/Victoria, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood... Wait, I better stop before this description becomes a "We Didn't Start the Fire" parody.After Shawn gets a citation, we gab about the shows we've wasted our life watching more than once all the way through. We learn that Maggie Smith is the Nick Fury of Downton Abbey, Philippe is not at all convinced that the other starfighters are dead, and we also find Xur's long lost aunt. We close things out with a round table discussion about streaming services, The Great British Baking Show, Disney+, and Schitt's Creek. Now onward, to Star Trek: The Animated Series. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Bonus bonus Episode 86 - The Last Starfighter (Part 2)

Shawn is, at once, fascinated and confused by the TV show Legion, and there's no way he's alone in this.  Even after all these years, Erin has no sympathy for Pierce Brosnan's character in Mrs. Doubtfire.  We firmly establish ourselves as the Macaulay Culkin of podcasts. From H. G. Wells to Robert Heinlein, we finally have a thematically appropriate conversation about Science Fiction. Fortunately, we quickly catch ourselves and mosey on over to the very popular True Crime genre.  All this, plus Saved by the Bell nostalgia, this week on Warped!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Shawn is, at once, fascinated and confused by the TV show Legion, and there's no way he's alone in this. Even after all these years, Erin has no sympathy for Pierce Brosnan's character in Mrs. Doubtfire. We firmly establish ourselves as the Macaulay Culkin of podcasts. From H. G. Wells to Robert Heinlein, we finally have a thematically appropriate conversation about Science Fiction. Fortunately, we quickly catch ourselves and mosey on over to the very popular True Crime genre. All this, plus Saved by the Bell nostalgia, this week on Warped! See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 56 - The Ultimate Computer

As we kick off a new season of Star Trek, the crew observes some changes to the show. A new color for the title, a new studio running the show, and new costumes that defy all reason and practicality. Our Special Guest, Phat Money, disses DS9 and drops a Babylon Babyl-bomb. Everyone knows this is a historically bad episode of "the Trek", but what you might not know is that it's really Scotty's hair that ruins everything.  Philippe gives his hot take on star dates and works to further alienate our audience, but he makes it up to us by capturing Spock's desire to get his brain back with an elegantly composed and highly original melody.  Most importantly, our latest obsession is the exciting lawnmower wheel/wax canister that is destined to become the little blue pill of the future.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

As we kick off a new season of Star Trek, the crew observes some changes to the show. A new color for the title, a new studio running the show, and new costumes that defy all reason and practicality. Our Special Guest, Phat Money, disses DS9 and drops a Babylon Babyl-bomb. Everyone knows this is a historically bad episode of "the Trek", but what you might not know is that it's really Scotty's hair that ruins everything. Philippe gives his hot take on star dates and works to further alienate our audience, but he makes it up to us by capturing Spock's desire to get his brain back with an elegantly composed and highly original melody. Most importantly, our latest obsession is the exciting lawnmower wheel/wax canister that is destined to become the little blue pill of the future. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 61 - Spock's Brain

Join us this week as we discuss the virtues of beer, brace ourselves for a strong dose of space racism against Spock, and do our best to objectify Star Trek's male guest stars.Matt and Shawn walk the movie beat with their "completely new" Special Guest and we come to the defense of the Irish, sort of.All on the latest, Warped!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join us this week as we discuss the virtues of beer, brace ourselves for a strong dose of space racism against Spock, and do our best to objectify Star Trek's male guest stars.Matt and Shawn walk the movie beat with their "completely new" Special Guest and we come to the defense of the Irish, sort of.All on the latest, Warped!  See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 15 - The Galileo Seven

Jonathan Frakes directs an episode of Picard, and everyone likes that. Space elves reach a new level of sexy with the Orlando Bloom of the Romulan set. Warrior nuns show how to give everyone the business and pass it off as an act of piety. We have some irreconcilable differences with the inconsistent representation of the economy of the future. Minh gives us some room for creative expression, and Matt gives us the results of the "Data's smell" Twitter poll.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jonathan Frakes directs an episode of Picard, and everyone likes that. Space elves reach a new level of sexy with the Orlando Bloom of the Romulan set. Warrior nuns show how to give everyone the business and pass it off as an act of piety. We have some irreconcilable differences with the inconsistent representation of the economy of the future. Minh gives us some room for creative expression, and Matt gives us the results of the "Data's smell" Twitter poll. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Inside Picard - Season 1, Episode 4

Join the Warped crew's ongoing mission through the rolling hills of New York. We share our wildest fantasies about being chased by military officers in full ascot regalia, and our darkest fears that this film was built on a foundation of kitty corpses. Just to give you a clue about the tone of this episode: we kick things off by talking about Sandy Duncan's boobs and close out the episode by talking about Sandy Duncan's lower back, so... pretty good day at the studio. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join the Warped crew's ongoing mission through the rolling hills of New York. We share our wildest fantasies about being chased by military officers in full ascot regalia, and our darkest fears that this film was built on a foundation of kitty corpses. Just to give you a clue about the tone of this episode: we kick things off by talking about Sandy Duncan's boobs and close out the episode by talking about Sandy Duncan's lower back, so... pretty good day at the studio. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 60 - The Cat from Outer Space (Part 2)

We're starting to notice a trend with these Greatest Hits episodes, they all seem to contain one of our classic bits.  Ever heard the word Droxine, then this is the episode for you.  Please follow along as we watch an episode where someone tries to jump out of space down to a planet with any parachute.  You know Classic Star TrekHelp us welcome our newest special guest, Arthur Q, Host of the Bible Curious podcast. In an act of humility, we give thanks to the hard work that goes into a good closed caption. Remembering friends from high school triggers a time warp that alters the very nature of reality and... ah, OK, our memories are just failing us. We pour one out for the voice of Minnie Mouse, do a little mansplaining to sustain our vitality, and desperately yearn for prescription medication to cure the envy we feel when watching drug commercials. While waiting for the second coming of Anakin Skywalker, we go pop culture hang gliding with LeBron James magic, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and the oeuvre of Brad Pitt. Warped is fast approaching its fourth year in production, and we look forward to getting our fourth review. All this, plus fan favorite Corrections Corner and Recommendations!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're starting to notice a trend with these Greatest Hits episodes, they all seem to contain one of our classic bits. Ever heard the word Droxine, then this is the episode for you. Please follow along as we watch an episode where someone tries to jump out of space down to a planet with any parachute. You know Classic Star TrekHelp us welcome our newest special guest, Arthur Q, Host of the Bible Curious podcast. In an act of humility, we give thanks to the hard work that goes into a good closed caption. Remembering friends from high school triggers a time warp that alters the very nature of reality and... ah, OK, our memories are just failing us. We pour one out for the voice of Minnie Mouse, do a little mansplaining to sustain our vitality, and desperately yearn for prescription medication to cure the envy we feel when watching drug commercials. While waiting for the second coming of Anakin Skywalker, we go pop culture hang gliding with LeBron James magic, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and the oeuvre of Brad Pitt. Warped is fast approaching its fourth year in production, and we look forward to getting our fourth review. All this, plus fan favorite Corrections Corner and Recommendations!   See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Bonus Episode 81 - The Cloud Minders

It's week 2 of Warped's Greatest Hits.  if you've ever heard us reference the Taco Bell in Paw Paw, MI this is the episode it all started.  Once again we say "if you haven't heard it, its new to you"  We will back soon with all new episodes but until then enjoy this flash from Original Series past.Leave it to Abraham Lincoln to save us from our deadly cult obsession. Minh freaks the frack out and wreaks absolute havoc upon one of our favorite and time-honored segments. Where better to meet the spirit of Patrick Swayze than the limitless expanse of space? What the hell is going on at the Paw Paw Taco Bell?! Everyone who listens to Warped has a grapplin' partner in the Star Trek square dance. We get over our prejudice towards historical content just in time to appreciate Daniel Day-Lewis. And, as the ending of "The Original Season" draws near, we make sure to celebrate with what must be our geekiest game of FMK to date, possibly in the history of all mankind. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's week 2 of Warped's Greatest Hits. if you've ever heard us reference the Taco Bell in Paw Paw, MI this is the episode it all started. Once again we say "if you haven't heard it, its new to you" We will back soon with all new episodes but until then enjoy this flash from Original Series past.Leave it to Abraham Lincoln to save us from our deadly cult obsession. Minh freaks the frack out and wreaks absolute havoc upon one of our favorite and time-honored segments. Where better to meet the spirit of Patrick Swayze than the limitless expanse of space? What the hell is going on at the Paw Paw Taco Bell?! Everyone who listens to Warped has a grapplin' partner in the Star Trek square dance. We get over our prejudice towards historical content just in time to appreciate Daniel Day-Lewis. And, as the ending of "The Original Season" draws near, we make sure to celebrate with what must be our geekiest game of FMK to date, possibly in the history of all mankind. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Bonus Episode 82 - The Savage Curtain

Is it Amber-GRISS? Amber-GREE? Some pronunciation issues get things off to a rocky start. When you mansplain to a man, that's just called being a dick, so, instead, let's talk about the movie sequels that pick up right where the previous title left off. Whale spunk was hot at Matt's high school. Minh checks the box on his signature inappropriate question of the week by turning his all-seeing eye on the human climax. We confirm that Scooby-Doo has eyes. Shawn shows us that he is a true prince by flexing his 90's music trivia muscle to excellent effect.Oh, wait! This episode doesn't count BECAUSE IT TAKES PLACE ON THE HOLODECK! Now go watch the Great British Baking Show (or Bake Off, if that's what it's called where you are) so we can talk about it.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is it Amber-GRISS? Amber-GREE? Some pronunciation issues get things off to a rocky start. When you mansplain to a man, that's just called being a dick, so, instead, let's talk about the movie sequels that pick up right where the previous title left off. Whale spunk was hot at Matt's high school. Minh checks the box on his signature inappropriate question of the week by turning his all-seeing eye on the human climax. We confirm that Scooby-Doo has eyes. Shawn shows us that he is a true prince by flexing his 90's music trivia muscle to excellent effect.Oh, wait! This episode doesn't count BECAUSE IT TAKES PLACE ON THE HOLODECK! Now go watch the Great British Baking Show (or Bake Off, if that's what it's called where you are) so we can talk about it. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 93 - The Ambergris Element / The Slaver Weapon

This week on Warped, the abundance of motorcycle helmets makes us feel like we're watching CHiPs. We crack the mysteries of the Prime Directive and discuss the insidious Canadian influence on popular culture. In our newest recurring segment, Shawn honors the dead while Erin is distracted by Roman up-skirt camera shots. As always, we continue our ill-advised war against the Hollywood establishment. Be Warned! Warped Recommendations contains spoilers for Ralph Breaks the Internet.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week on Warped, the abundance of motorcycle helmets makes us feel like we're watching CHiPs. We crack the mysteries of the Prime Directive and discuss the insidious Canadian influence on popular culture. In our newest recurring segment, Shawn honors the dead while Erin is distracted by Roman up-skirt camera shots. As always, we continue our ill-advised war against the Hollywood establishment. Be Warned! Warped Recommendations contains spoilers for Ralph Breaks the Internet.  See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 57 - Bread and Circuses

It's the last episode of Original Series so you know we brought it.  We experimented with a new format where we turned off the closed caption and tried to figure out what was going on.  Enjoy Tonight, on a very special episode of Warped, it's the FINAL EPISODE of Star Trek's Original Series. We're having technical difficulties, because of course we are, and we're just rolling with it. Science fiction's freakiest of Fridays has a guest actor driving a Ferrari on surface streets. In the land of the hotties, the uggo is King/Queen. We wish Screenie a fond farewell and celebrate it the best way we know how: inanimate object FMK. Philippe takes some parting shots at Maroon 5. Jake makes everyone feel bad about their musical theater knowledge in our new sing-along quiz. It wouldn't be a celebration if we didn't point out all our mistakes in Correction Corner. Included in our recommendations this week are Dead Authors, The Wire, Black Ocean, and Garfield. Take care of your slow lorises, good listeners. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's the last episode of Original Series so you know we brought it. We experimented with a new format where we turned off the closed caption and tried to figure out what was going on. Enjoy Tonight, on a very special episode of Warped, it's the FINAL EPISODE of Star Trek's Original Series. We're having technical difficulties, because of course we are, and we're just rolling with it. Science fiction's freakiest of Fridays has a guest actor driving a Ferrari on surface streets. In the land of the hotties, the uggo is King/Queen. We wish Screenie a fond farewell and celebrate it the best way we know how: inanimate object FMK. Philippe takes some parting shots at Maroon 5. Jake makes everyone feel bad about their musical theater knowledge in our new sing-along quiz. It wouldn't be a celebration if we didn't point out all our mistakes in Correction Corner. Included in our recommendations this week are Dead Authors, The Wire, Black Ocean, and Garfield. Take care of your slow lorises, good listeners. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Bonus Episode 84 - Turnabout Intruder

The crew throws a raucous celebration in honor of making it to the end of the second season of Star Trek. Things quickly take a turn for the feline as we voice our opinion about cat companions. Deep discussion about aggressive fish, sexy time, and even more Cars talk distracts us from our important assignment.  We make an exciting decision about our next episodes, but we couldn't close out the season without besmirching the good names of Lindsay Lohan and Barney one last time. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The crew throws a raucous celebration in honor of making it to the end of the second season of Star Trek. Things quickly take a turn for the feline as we voice our opinion about cat companions. Deep discussion about aggressive fish, sexy time, and even more Cars talk distracts us from our important assignment. We make an exciting decision about our next episodes, but we couldn't close out the season without besmirching the good names of Lindsay Lohan and Barney one last time. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 58 - Assignment: Earth

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