Welcome back to America's NFL Pre-Pre-Game Show. It's Kickoff Express. Today on the show:The Great Brown Hope Debuts In Cleveland. We check in with Tony Romo on his second job. Picks for almost every game in Week 3. 

Welcome back to America's NFL Pre-Pre-Game Show. It's Kickoff Express. Today on the show:The Great Brown Hope Debuts In Cleveland. We check in with Tony Romo on his second job. Picks for almost every game in Week 3.

Kickoff Express '18: The Great Brown Hope + Week 3 Forecast ATS

The Kickoff Express Radio Hour

Stephanie Stradley

Aaron debuts a new segment, currently untitled. Amber does the news. Stephanie gives us the lowdown on how Houston is celebrating the Texans' first-ever division title. We discuss the value of Wade Phillips' penis to modern society, and wonder whether or not the Texans have  a chance at winning the Super Bowl.Recorded 14 December 2011 with Amber Jones and Aaron Merrill. 66 minutes. Episode 103. 

Aaron debuts a new segment, currently untitled. Amber does the news. <a href="http://twitter.com/stephstradley" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stephanie</a> gives us the lowdown on how Houston is celebrating the Texans' first-ever division title. We discuss the value of Wade Phillips' penis to modern society, and wonder whether or not the Texans have  a chance at winning the Super Bowl. Recorded 14 December 2011 with <a href="http://twitter.com/berstreet" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amber Jones</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/merrillaaron" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron Merrill</a>. 66 minutes. Episode 103.

Stephanie Stradley (Texans Chick)

Circle

Tom Holzerman (The Wrestling Blog, The Wrestling Podcast, Outside The Squared Circle) joins me and Shakey for this week’s podcast. We cover the hottest NFL news this week and we break down the “Would You?” with the woman that was caught having sex in Ralph Wilson Stadium, as well as a woman that was teaching Bible school when she accosted a 13-year old boy. Tom discusses the effects that Hulkamania might have had on professional football, whether or not NFL players celebrate first downs too much, the perils of cruise vacations, being a new father, and the essence of raw conflict. Check out Tom’s new general-interest podcast, Outside The Square Circle, Recorded December 7, 2011 with Shakey. 63 minutes. Episode No. 102.

<a href="http://twitter.com/tholzerman" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Tom Holzerman</a> (The Wrestling Blog, The Wrestling Podcast, Outside The Squared Circle) joins me and <a href="http://twitter.com/real_shakey" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Shakey</a> for this week’s podcast. We cover the hottest NFL news this week and we break down the “Would You?” with <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2071195/Elementary-school-teachers-caught-having-sex-stadium-restroom-Buffalo-Bills-game.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">the woman that was caught having sex in Ralph Wilson Stadium</a>, as well as <a href="http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2011/11/heather-daughdrill-bible-school-teacher.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">a woman that was teaching Bible school when she accosted a 13-year old boy</a>. Tom discusses the effects that Hulkamania might have had on professional football, whether or not NFL players celebrate first downs too much, the perils of cruise vacations, being a new father, and the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/friday-night-chick-fights" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">essence</a> of <a href="http://theinterrobang.com/2011/12/video-first-of-all-what-is-a-foamposit-anyway-some-dudes-fighting-over-them/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">raw conflict</a>. Check out Tom’s new general-interest podcast, Outside The Square Circle, Recorded December 7, 2011 with Shakey. 63 minutes. Episode No. 102.

Tom Holzerman (The Wrestling Blog, Outside The Squared Circle)

Jack Pierce

Daniel Victor

The scandal that continues to unfold at Penn State is unlike any other event in the history of sports. Josh and the crew give this ongoing saga some attention after hitting the requisite news of the day, joined by a former SID officer (Pierce) and alumnus of the school (Victor). The pair participate in a serious discussion of what should happen to the university, only to get a taste of that as the show draws to a close.

The scandal that continues to unfold at Penn State is unlike any other event in the history of sports. Josh and the crew give this ongoing saga some attention after hitting the requisite news of the day, joined by a former SID officer (<a href="http://twitter.com/2Yellows" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pierce</a>) and alumnus of the school (<a href="http://twitter.com/byDanielVictor" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Victor</a>). The pair participate in a serious discussion of what should happen to the university, only to get a taste of that as the show draws to a close.

Daniel Victor (Pro Publica), Jack Pierce (@2Yellows)

Aaron Perlut

Aaron Perlut chairs the American Mustache Institute with a velvet fist, having just presented 2011's Mustached American of the Year award...to a Canadian. He also runs Elasticity, a public relations shop making its way in the digital space. Aaron discusses the importance of facial hair in supporting men's causes, how advertisers still fear the digital space, and his thoughts on the latest Muppets movie.Recorded 11.2.2011 with Amber Jones, Aaron Merrill, Phil Raintree and Shakey. Episode 98.

<a href="twitter.com/aaronperlut" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron Perlut</a> chairs the <a href="http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">American Mustache Institute</a> with a velvet fist, having just presented 2011's Mustached American of the Year award...to a Canadian. He also runs <a href="http://goelastic.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Elasticity</a>, a public relations shop making its way in the digital space. Aaron discusses the importance of facial hair in supporting men's causes, how advertisers still fear the digital space, and his thoughts on the latest Muppets movie. Recorded 11.2.2011 with <a href="http://twitter.com/berstreet" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amber Jones</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/merrillaaron" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron Merrill</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/philraintree" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Phil Raintree</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/real_shakey" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Shakey</a>. Episode 98.

Aaron Perlut (American Mustache Institute, Joe Sports Fan)

Zach Harper

Gregg Doyel

If one were to infuse an outlandish internet sports columnist with midwestern sensibilities, one might end up with a being strikingly similar to Gregg Doyel. The national columnist at CBSsports.com writes with a self-awareness, and an understanding of self-promotion. Gregg was in St. Louis waiting for the rain to stop and the World Series to resume, and found the time to talk about his Achilles heel regarding podcasting, why the media is rooting against Tim Tebow, and pro football's "Bad Guy, Non-Criminal Division".Recorded 10.26.2011 with Amber Jones and special guest Zach Harper. Episode 97.

If one were to infuse an outlandish internet sports columnist with midwestern sensibilities, one might end up with a being strikingly similar to <a href="http://twitter.com/greggdoyelcbs" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gregg Doyel</a>. The national columnist at <a href="http://CBSsports.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">CBSsports.com</a> writes with a self-awareness, and an understanding of self-promotion. Gregg was in St. Louis waiting for the rain to stop and the World Series to resume, and found the time to talk about his Achilles heel regarding <a href="http://gregg-doyel.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/view/5881996/1?mcctag=Podcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">podcasting</a>, why the media is rooting against Tim Tebow, and pro football's "Bad Guy, Non-Criminal Division". Recorded 10.26.2011 with <a href="http://twitter.com/berstreet" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amber Jones</a> and special guest <a href="http://twitter.com/talkhoops" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Zach Harper</a>. Episode 97.

Gregg Doyel (CBS Sports) with Zach Harper (ESPN)

Diana Klochkova

Nobody thought we could start our third straight podcast writeup with "Nobody," but then again maybe nobody cared. Blogging nomad and friend of the show Diana Klochkova returns to the dojo with her experiences in the Oakland Raiders front office, what to expect from Carson Palmer and her new podcast (spoiler alert: Josh is involved).Recorded 10.19.2011 with Aaron Merrill, Amber Jones and Phil Raintree. Episode 96.

Nobody thought we could start our third straight podcast writeup with "Nobody," but then again maybe nobody cared. Blogging nomad and friend of the show <a href="http://twitter.com/dinabanina" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Diana Klochkova</a> returns to the dojo with her experiences in the Oakland Raiders front office, what to expect from Carson Palmer and her new podcast (spoiler alert: Josh is involved). Recorded 10.19.2011 with <a href="http://twitter.com/merrillaaron" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron Merrill</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/berstreet" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amber Jones</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/philraintree" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Phil Raintree</a>. Episode 96.

Diana Klochkova (The Sports Biotch, f. Oakland Raiders)

Dan Levy

Nobody has made more guest appearances in The Dojo than Dan Levy, who checks into the HOUSE of PUNTE scorer's table for the 11th time. Dan discusses the Phillies and the criteria for trollbaiting on the internet...and then things get a little out of hand. Josh tells a story about trolling a guy who may or may not have been Mark Schlereth's nephew, and Phil gives us another "Old Timey" set of picks.Bleacher Report [Dan's writer archive]Recorded 10.12.2011 with with Aaron Merrill, Phil Raintree, Shakey and Katelynn The Commish. Episode 95.

Nobody has made more guest appearances in The Dojo than <a href="http://twitter.com/danlevythinks" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dan Levy</a>, who checks into the HOUSE of PUNTE scorer's table for the 11th time. Dan discusses the Phillies and the criteria for trollbaiting on the internet...and then things get a little out of hand. Josh tells a story about trolling a guy who may or may not have been Mark Schlereth's nephew, and Phil gives us another "Old Timey" set of picks. <a href="http://bleacherreport.com/users/637261-dan-levy/archives/newest?rel=nofollow" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bleacher Report</a> [Dan's writer archive] Recorded 10.12.2011 with with <a href="http://twitter.com/merrillaaron" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron Merrill</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/philraintree" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Phil Raintree</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/real_shakey" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Shakey</a> and Katelynn The Commish. Episode 95.

Dan Levy (Bleacher Report, 'other stuff in my depth of field')

Emma Carmichael

Nobody would expect a self-proclaimed feminist to be one of the leading voices on Deadspin, but there's Emma Carmichael, a Vassar grad, doing her thing on a sports site under fire for its dong pics and arguably misogynist tone. We ask Emma about what inspires her writing, her thoughts on how feminism and sports intersect today, and how much penis-inspired sportswriting is really too much.Deadspin [Emma's writer archive]The Awl [Emma's writer archive]Recorded 10.6.2011. Episode 94.

Nobody would expect a self-proclaimed feminist to be one of the leading voices on Deadspin, but there's <a href="http://twitter.com/emmacargo" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Emma Carmichael</a>, a Vassar grad, doing her thing on a sports site under fire for its dong pics and arguably misogynist tone. We ask Emma about what inspires her writing, her thoughts on how feminism and sports intersect today, and how much penis-inspired sportswriting is really too much. <a href="http://deadspin.com/people/emmacar/posts" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Deadspin</a> [Emma's writer archive] <a href="http://www.theawl.com/tag/emma-carmichael" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Awl</a> [Emma's writer archive] Recorded 10.6.2011. Episode 94.

Emma Carmichael (Deadspin, The Awl)

An NFL humor podcast archive with interviews, news, opinions and mature humor. Listener discretion is advised. On hiatus since 2014.

Trey Kerby

One of the finest bearded minds in our industry, Trey Kerby stops in to give his impressions of Blogs With Balls 4, his new home in Toronto, and being part of one of the most influential podcasts on the internet.The Basketball Jones [homepage on The Score]Ball Don't Lie [Trey's writer archive]Recorded 9.28.11 with Amber Jones, Aaron Merrill, Andrea Hangst and Shakey. Episode 93.

One of the finest bearded minds in our industry, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/treykerby" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trey Kerby</a> stops in to give his impressions of Blogs With Balls 4, his new home in Toronto, and being part of one of the most influential podcasts on the internet. <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Basketball Jones</a> [homepage on The Score] <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie?author=Trey+Kerby" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ball Don't Lie</a> [Trey's writer archive] Recorded 9.28.11 with <a href="http://twitter.com/berstreet" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amber Jones</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/merrillaaron" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron Merrill</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/fball_andrea" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Andrea Hangst</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/real_shakey" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Shakey</a>. Episode 93.

Trey Kerby (The Basketball Jones, f. Ball Don't Lie)

Jim Leonhard

Don Povia

An unofficial Blogs With Balls preview show: Jets safety Jim Leonhard chats with Josh and Shakey about being short in the NFL, playing for Rex Ryan, and how his job as a safety and punt returner has changed over his seven years in the NFL. Don Povia checks in to break down Blogs With Balls 4 and discusses the Untitled Sports Media Awards Project happening this weekend in New York City.Farkas Original Eye Black [Facebook fan page]Jim Leonhard Football [Jim Leonhard Football]NFL Interview: A Few Minutes with Jets Safety Jim Leonhard [Bleacher Report]Event Details [Blogs With Balls]Tailgaters Urging Responsibility And Fun [Facebook fan page]Recorded 9.21.11 with Aaron Merrill, Amanda Andrea Hangst and Shakey. Episode 92.

An unofficial Blogs With Balls preview show: Jets safety <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/jimleonhard" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jim Leonhard</a> chats with Josh and Shakey about being short in the NFL, playing for Rex Ryan, and how his job as a safety and punt returner has changed over his seven years in the NFL. <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/blogswithballs" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Don Povia</a> checks in to break down Blogs With Balls 4 and discusses the Untitled Sports Media Awards Project happening this weekend in New York City. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/FarkasEyeBlack" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Farkas Original Eye Black</a> [Facebook fan page] <a href="http://www.jimleonhardfootball.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jim Leonhard Football</a> [Jim Leonhard Football] <a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/859209-nfl-interview-a-few-minutes-with-jets-safety-jim-leonhard" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">NFL Interview: A Few Minutes with Jets Safety Jim Leonhard</a> [Bleacher Report] <a href="http://blogswithballs.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Event Details</a> [Blogs With Balls] <a href="http://www.facebook.com/TURFZone" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Tailgaters Urging Responsibility And Fun</a> [Facebook fan page] Recorded 9.21.11 with <a href="http://twitter.com/merrillaaron" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron Merrill</a>, Amanda <a href="http://twitter.com/fball_andrea" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Andrea Hangst</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/real_shakey" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Shakey</a>. Episode 92.

Jim Leonhard (New York Jets), Don Povia (Blogs With Balls 4)

Ryan Hohman

Ryan Hohman made a declaration to eat 2,011 wings in the year 2011, and he is well on his way. Hohman, who has actually lost 14 pounds in his quest, has become something of a wing icon, having met the mayor of Buffalo, New York. Ryan told us about his strategy for finishing the year on schedule, the reaction from his friends and family, and what he might have in store for 2012.The Ultimate Wingman [Facebook fan page]Recorded 9.14.11 with Amber Jones, Aaron Merrill, Phil Raintree and Shakey. Episode 91.

<a href="http://twitter.com/2011wings" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ryan Hohman</a> made a declaration to eat 2,011 wings in the year 2011, and he is well on his way. Hohman, who has actually lost 14 pounds in his quest, has become something of a wing icon, having met the mayor of Buffalo, New York. Ryan told us about his strategy for finishing the year on schedule, the reaction from his friends and family, and what he might have in store for 2012. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/ultimatewingman" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Ultimate Wingman</a> [Facebook fan page] Recorded 9.14.11 with<a href="http://twitter.com/berstreet" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Amber Jones</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/merrillaaron" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron Merrill</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/philraintree" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Phil Raintree</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/real_shakey" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Shakey</a>. Episode 91.

Ryan Hohman (The Ultimate Wingman)

Hans Steiniger has visited every NFL stadium in America, and he's not even from America. Steiniger visited the dojo to share his thought's on America's game and the sudden spike in fan violence in sports. Dan Levy visits to talk to Zerkle about their moves to Bleacher Report and the new Untitled Sports Media Awards Project happening at Blogs With Balls 4.We apologize for that awful buzzing around the 22-minute mark.The Quest For 31 [Hans Steiniger]Wide Left (Dan Levy's Blog) [Bleacher Report]Tailgaters Urging Responsibility And Fun [Facebook fan page]Recorded 8.24.11 with Amber Jones, Phil Raintree, and consulate general of mirth and merriment Shakey. Episode 89.

Hans Steiniger has visited every NFL stadium in America, and he's not even from America. Steiniger visited the dojo to share his thought's on America's game and the sudden spike in fan violence in sports. <a href="http://twitter.com/danlevythinks" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dan Levy</a> visits to talk to Zerkle about their moves to Bleacher Report and the new Untitled Sports Media Awards Project happening at Blogs With Balls 4. We apologize for that awful buzzing around the 22-minute mark. <a href="http://www.nflfootballstadiums.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Quest For 31</a> [Hans Steiniger] <a href="http://bleacherreport.com/wideleft" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Wide Left (Dan Levy's Blog)</a> [Bleacher Report] <a href="http://www.facebook.com/TURFZone" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Tailgaters Urging Responsibility And Fun</a> [Facebook fan page] Recorded 8.24.11 with<a href="http://twitter.com/berstreet" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Amber Jones</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/philraintree" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Phil Raintree</a>, and consulate general of mirth and merriment <a href="http://twitter.com/real_shakey" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Shakey</a>. Episode 89.

Hans Steiniger (The Quest For 31), Dan Levy (Bleacher Report, TURF)

Matt Miller has been following the NFL Draft for years, but like a lot of online writers, had trouble finding an audience. Today, he's one of the leading prospectors of the NFL draft, and a fellow lead writer of Zerkle's at Bleacher Report. Miller discussed his start in football scouting and who he's watching for the 2012 draft. And Miller deserves enormous credit for stepping into the dojo and playing "Draft Pick...or Registered Sex Offender?" against the HOUSE OF PUNTE crew.Matt Miller's Sportswriter Profile [Bleacher Report]Recorded 9.7.11 with Amber Jones, Aaron Merrill,  and Shakey. Episode 90.

<a href="http://twitter.com/nfldraftscout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Matt Miller</a> has been following the NFL Draft for years, but like a lot of online writers, had trouble finding an audience. Today, he's one of the leading prospectors of the NFL draft, and a fellow lead writer of Zerkle's at Bleacher Report. Miller discussed his start in football scouting and who he's watching for the 2012 draft. And Miller deserves enormous credit for stepping into the dojo and playing "Draft Pick...or Registered Sex Offender?" against the HOUSE OF PUNTE crew. <a href="http://bleacherreport.com/users/396992-matt-miller" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Matt Miller's Sportswriter Profile</a> [Bleacher Report] Recorded 9.7.11 with<a href="http://twitter.com/berstreet" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Amber Jones</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/merrillaaron" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron Merrill</a>,  and <a href="http://twitter.com/real_shakey" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Shakey</a>. Episode 90.

Matt Miller (Bleacher Report, New Era Scouting) 

Samer Kalaf

It's a "make-up" show, as we'll have another podcast for you tomorrow. Samer Kalaf, a recent college grad and my old stagehand from WL drops in. I did the news, and Shakey had a fun rant about his 97-year-old grandmother having a heart attack. Amber Jones joins us as well. Taped 8.21.2011. Episode 88.

Samer Kalaf (f. With Leather)

Jody Hill

Danny McBride

Recorded August 10, 2011. Interview taped June 23, 2011. Episode 87 with Josh Zerkle, Aaron Merrill (news) and Phil Raintree (Old Timey newsreel)

Danny McBride and Jody Hill (Eastbound & Down, K-SWISS)

The 'Best' Of

Patrick Willis

Recorded July 27, 2011. Patrick Willis interview recorded June 16, 2011. Episode 85. Runs 72 minutes.

Patrick Willis (San Francisco 49ers), Shakey Nelson Reilly (Off The Bench).

Chris Kluwe

Vikings punter Chris Kluwe stopped in the dōjō last night; it was the first time we've had an NFL starter "live" for a podcast recording. Kluwe has been outspoken on recent NFL policies and the recent CBA negotiations, and we asked him about that and a few other things.We also spoke with HOUSE OF PUNTE legal analyst Matt DeTura, who discusses the NFL CBA and gives some great-if-a-bit-dated insight into the Roger Clemens mistrial and Casey Anthony verdict. Follow @houseofpunte on Twitter.Episode 84. Recorded 7/20/2011. Runs 64 minutes.

Vikings punter<a href="http://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Chris Kluwe</a> stopped in the dōjō last night; it was the first time we've had an NFL starter "live" for a podcast recording. Kluwe has been outspoken on recent NFL policies and the recent CBA negotiations, and we asked him about that and a few other things. We also spoke with HOUSE OF PUNTE legal analyst <a href="http://twitter.com/mdetura" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Matt DeTura</a>, who discusses the NFL CBA and gives some great-if-a-bit-dated insight into the Roger Clemens mistrial and Casey Anthony verdict. Follow <a href="http://twitter.com/houseofpunte" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@houseofpunte</a> on Twitter. Episode 84. Recorded 7/20/2011. Runs 64 minutes.

Chris Kluwe (Minnesota Vikings, Tripping Icarus), Matt Detura (HoP Legal Analyst)

I&#39;ve actually been on the podcast, making me COMPLETELY unbiased in singing its praises.

What makes this podcast so great to me is the relationships among the various people. It really feels like we&#39;re just getting to be a fly on the wall at a fun gathering, and the fact that none of them take it super-seriously makes it that much more enjoyable. Bravo, fellas.

totally unbiased review

KSK always delivers, and Josh Zerkle is a genius. This is a must sub. 

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