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How To Do Everything

We're half advice show, half survival guide. We answer all your questions, from how to find a date, to how to find water in the desert.

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Corn, Refs, and Ikea

How to get your corn off the cob, ref an NFL game, name your modern Swedish furniture, and more!

7 Sep 2012

Rank #1

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Planet, Money

How much money is there on the planet? We investigate.

8mins

3 Sep 2015

Rank #2

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Trash Talk & Art

How to distract someone you love, and a surprising discovery in Queen Elizabeth's art collection.

15mins

19 Nov 2015

Rank #3

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F-Bombs, Chicken, and Exclamation Points

How to find alternatives for the f-word, cook your chicken in the most spectacular way possible, and stop using exclamation points! That was our last one.

18mins

21 Apr 2015

Rank #4

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Strikes and Alibis

How to lie about your secret mission and talk about strikes. Plus info about the How To meetup in Atlanta.

14 Sep 2012

Rank #5

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The Dog Has Something To Tell You

How to take a photograph of your cat, talk to your dog, talk to a British person, and talk to a British dog.

24mins

17 Sep 2015

Rank #6

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Fiddlin', Gruntin', Snorin' and Carlin'

How to get people to remember your name and find thousands of worms. Note: this episode talks about curse words but bleeps them out. It's educational, but there's a lot of cursing.

22mins

23 Sep 2016

Rank #7

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The Only Olympics Guide You'll Ever Need

With how-to advice from a bunch of Olympians and Patrick Stewart.

27mins

5 Aug 2016

Rank #8

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The Pee Dance

Why you do what you do when you've really gotta go.

17mins

11 Jun 2016

Rank #9

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Headphones Recommended For This Episode

How to start your day and clean the ceiling.

21mins

18 Mar 2016

Rank #10

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Beer, One Night Stands and Bleeping Bleep

How to talk beer, write an obituary and make the best of a badly timed one night stand.

29 Apr 2013

Rank #11

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Laps & Laptops

How to stop that email you shouldn't have sent, and how to swim a lap. Plus: a friend in need is a friend indeed.

20mins

21 Jan 2015

Rank #12

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The Sound of Silence

A listener needs help opening his Velcro bag quietly, so we call in the military.

11mins

30 Sep 2016

Rank #13

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Science Hotline Bling

Special guest Nick Offerman solves your biggest problem, and who to call when a killer asteroid is on its way.

15mins

19 Feb 2016

Rank #14

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Pocket Squares, Mustaches and Secret Videos

This week we learn how to care for a new mustache, pick a pocket square and recover from an embarrassing video.

20 Sep 2012

Rank #15

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Public Toilets, Debate Prep and Nintendo

We tell you how to prepare for your presidential debate, fix your old Nintendo games and begin our most ambitious project ever.

5 Oct 2012

Rank #16

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Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

How to blend into the background, and harness the secret power of watermelon.

21mins

17 Jun 2016

Rank #17

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Goodnight Goose

How to deter thieves, tell a bedtime story, hum a song, and find sunken treasure.

27mins

18 Dec 2015

Rank #18

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Leave a Message at the Beep

How to leave a message, send a message, and destroy drones.

24mins

5 Feb 2016

Rank #19

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Yes, No, and Present

How to avoid a bad bee sting, get back at bad Facebook posters, and look cool when you're carrying a Trapper Keeper.

24mins

22 Apr 2016

Rank #20