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How to get your corn off the cob, ref an NFL game, name your modern Swedish furniture, and more!
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How to distract someone you love, and a surprising discovery in Queen Elizabeth's art collection.
19 Nov 2015
F-Bombs, Chicken, and Exclamation Points
How to find alternatives for the f-word, cook your chicken in the most spectacular way possible, and stop using exclamation points! That was our last one.
21 Apr 2015
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