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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly (June 13th)

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly (June 13th)

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's audio column in The Irish Times Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Jun 2015

5mins

Ranked #2

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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘We may need to cuff him when we get to Lapland’

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘We may need to cuff him when we get to Lapland’

A surprise trip to take the kids to see Santa Claus does not go according to plan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy... Read more

6 Dec 2019

6mins

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"The Dublin accent was invented to allow criminals to talk to each other"

"The Dublin accent was invented to allow criminals to talk to each other"

"The Dublin accent was invented to allow criminals to talk to each other" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See a... Read more

24 Feb 2017

6mins

Ranked #4

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‘Goys, does Ronan look like he’s actually in control of that horse?’

‘Goys, does Ronan look like he’s actually in control of that horse?’

I’m like, ‘What the fock, Ro?’ because I’m suddenly thinking about the 20Ks I’ve just lost... Hosted on Acast. See acast... Read more

13 Dec 2019

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‘No, Sorcha. I’m going to Japan. The team needs me’

‘No, Sorcha. I’m going to Japan. The team needs me’

The Rossmeister is struck with a sudden case of FOMO with just one phone call. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo... Read more

11 Oct 2019

6mins

Ranked #6

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"See that little island down there. Lambay Island. Or – as it will soon be known – Aquatraz"

"See that little island down there. Lambay Island. Or – as it will soon be known – Aquatraz"

"See that little island down there. Lambay Island. Or – as it will soon be known – Aquatraz" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hos... Read more

8 Jul 2016

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As one girl puts it, ‘Send him back to Google in a focking wheelchair’

As one girl puts it, ‘Send him back to Google in a focking wheelchair’

In an extract from his new book, Schmidt Happens, Ross O’Carroll-Kelly has taken on his toughest job yet – coaching the ... Read more

23 Aug 2019

12mins

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‘I wouldn’t be shocked if she was running a meth lab out of her bedroom’

‘I wouldn’t be shocked if she was running a meth lab out of her bedroom’

A dickhead of a smoke alorm ruins Ross’s night and leads him to a surprising discovery... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com... Read more

26 Jul 2019

5mins

Ranked #9

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‘If she’s never met a brat like Honor before, she mustn’t be from around here’

‘If she’s never met a brat like Honor before, she mustn’t be from around here’

There has to be a consequence for ruining Sorcha’s royal wedding porty, hasn’t there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri... Read more

25 May 2018

5mins

Ranked #10

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‘Ross, you can’t hold a note. I don’t want you embarrassing yourself’

‘Ross, you can’t hold a note. I don’t want you embarrassing yourself’

The Rossmeister gets into the spirit of the season with a spot of Grafton Street carolling Hosted on Acast. See acast.co... Read more

20 Dec 2019

5mins

Ranked #11

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'My meal was served on a 1986 edition of the 01 phone directory'

'My meal was served on a 1986 edition of the 01 phone directory'

Sorcha's was served on a VHS copy of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio... Read more

1 Oct 2019

5mins

Ranked #12

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'I don't mind being buried in Deansgrange. It's a good address'

'I don't mind being buried in Deansgrange. It's a good address'

Sorcha's old pair are making arrangements for her resting place - but Honor has different ideas. Hosted on Acast. See ac... Read more

3 May 2019

6mins

Ranked #13

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I've got to stop thinking about my old man as an ATM

I've got to stop thinking about my old man as an ATM

I've got to stop thinking about my old man as an ATM by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ... Read more

31 Jul 2015

6mins

Ranked #14

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‘Why am I driving a shit cor? Because rugby is no longer a guarantee of anything’

‘Why am I driving a shit cor? Because rugby is no longer a guarantee of anything’

It’s hord to put into actual words the power of my new, one-seat, electric, company cor, other than to say it’s like if ... Read more

23 Feb 2018

5mins

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‘I have no prejudices. Except people who aren’t from Dublin’

‘I have no prejudices. Except people who aren’t from Dublin’

Lauren, the new Lady Managing Director of Hook, Lyon and Sinker, thinks I have a problem taking orders from women. Which... Read more

17 Nov 2017

5mins

Ranked #16

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‘Ross, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Your mother is on Tinder’

‘Ross, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Your mother is on Tinder’

The old dear is catfishing dudes on Tinder by pretending to be only 58about 6 hours ago Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p... Read more

14 Mar 2020

6mins

Ranked #17

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"Limerick’s definitely been tidied up a bit since ‘Angela’s Ashes"

"Limerick’s definitely been tidied up a bit since ‘Angela’s Ashes"

I convince the lads to go to Munster to rescue Joey Corbery Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Sep 2018

6mins

Ranked #18

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'All these early morning matches are taking their toll on me'

'All these early morning matches are taking their toll on me'

Being fired as godfather is making him teary - so is the breakfast beer... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo... Read more

4 Oct 2019

5mins

Ranked #19

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‘We should have maybe hired a professional jockey’

‘We should have maybe hired a professional jockey’

Leopardstown proves to be Hoss O’Carroll-Kelly’s downfall by betrayal Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in... Read more

3 Jan 2020

5mins

Ranked #20

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‘I can sense Sorcha tensing up when Honor is asked, “Do you reject Satan?”’

‘I can sense Sorcha tensing up when Honor is asked, “Do you reject Satan?”’

It’s one of the biggest days in the south Dublin social calendar Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa... Read more

20 Apr 2018

6mins

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