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Crash On My Couch

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Crash On My Couch - a weekly podcast with YouTubers Arden Rose and Will Darbyshire, proving that we all live in a truly crazy world. From conspiracy theories to weird cultures of Japan to questions about relationships, happiness, and pet revenge, we’ll discover all the fun facts that are currently a necessity for surviving life in our 20s - or at least breaking the ice at the next party.

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Crash On My Couch - a weekly podcast with YouTubers Arden Rose and Will Darbyshire, proving that we all live in a truly crazy world. From conspiracy theories to weird cultures of Japan to questions about relationships, happiness, and pet revenge, we’ll discover all the fun facts that are currently a necessity for surviving life in our 20s - or at least breaking the ice at the next party.

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307 Ratings
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I love them

By Kyradawn222 - Sep 12 2018
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I miss this podcast so much!!!

love this!

By hillarysantana17 - Aug 14 2017
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i love them so much and they've just got me into treasure hunting omg 😭💖

iTunes Ratings

307 Ratings
Average Ratings
267
19
9
4
8

I love them

By Kyradawn222 - Sep 12 2018
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I miss this podcast so much!!!

love this!

By hillarysantana17 - Aug 14 2017
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i love them so much and they've just got me into treasure hunting omg 😭💖
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Crash On My Couch

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Crash On My Couch - a weekly podcast with YouTubers Arden Rose and Will Darbyshire, proving that we all live in a truly crazy world. From conspiracy theories to weird cultures of Japan to questions about relationships, happiness, and pet revenge, we’ll discover all the fun facts that are currently a necessity for surviving life in our 20s - or at least breaking the ice at the next party.

Rank #1: COMC 2 - Used Panties, Penis Transplants & the Hollow Earth Theory

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This week, Arden and Will teach you what ridiculous items you can buy from Japanese vending machines, and why Inspector Gadget should be excited for penis transplants. They also reveal where you can find Vikings and Nazis living in harmony, and why prairie dogs are the mafia of the animal kingdom. Then they help you with your questions about falling in love, dealing with anxiety and depression, and holding a 10-year grudge.
Send us your questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!
Apr 18 2017
1 hour
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Rank #2: COMC 26 - Kardashian Konspiracy

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Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day world. Best of all, they dig into the conspiracy (or "Konspiracy") that the triple Kardashian pregnancy is part of Kris Jenner's master plan. Be very scared.
Oct 11 2017
46 mins
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Rank #3: COMC 6 - Long Distance Relationships, Toxic "Friends" & BFFs vs. BFs

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This week, Arden and Will answer all your "help me!" questions. It's one big Q & A about how to keep a long distance relationship alive, and how you can study smarter - so you can study less. They also share how to dump your toxic friends even though you're scared of being alone, and how to balance friendships with your new romance.
We want your questions! Email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH
May 17 2017
36 mins
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Rank #4: COMC 24 - Drunk Personalities & Dogs On Your Dead Body

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Arden and Will introduce you to the failed Starbucks robber who is suing a Good Samaritan for stopping his crime. Also find out if you're scientifically an Ernest Hemingway, a Mary Poppins, a Nutty Professor, or a Mr. Hyde when you're drunk. Then discover why your dog is the most likely pet to eat your face once you're dead. So much for being a good boy...

Send us your adulting questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!

Thanks to Away! Go to awaytravel.com/crash and use the promo code crash to get $20 off your order!
Sep 29 2017
37 mins
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Rank #5: COMC 4 - Fenn’s $2 Million Treasure, Nose Jobs & Never Been Kissed

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This week, Arden and Will reveal a treasure hunt to $2 million that people have died trying to find, and the breatharian cult that could’ve killed Michelle Pfeiffer. They also introduce you to the eight-day adventure of a cat - all within the confines of a cardboard box! Then they answer your questions about getting a nose job, having no experience in the sex department, and choosing college vs. a non-traditional path.

Send us your questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!
May 02 2017
59 mins
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Rank #6: COMC 7 - Losing Your Virginity, Tips for Trich & Love or Lust?

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This week Arden and Will present you with another full Q&A! They answer your questions about girls asking out guys, favorite song selections, and dream vacation destinations. They also help you figure out how to talk to your SO about the future, what you should know when you first have sex, and why relationships don't always have to end after the honeymoon phase.
Got a question? Tell us at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!
May 24 2017
39 mins
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Rank #7: COMC 16 - Platonic Playdates, Breaking Addictions & The R Kelly Cult?

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This week, Arden and Will get a bit loopy! First they get creeped out by R. Kelly's very questionable cult, and debate which fate is worse - wasp stings or spider bites. They also answer your questions about how to be less jealous of your boyfriend's female friend, how a new routine can kick unhealthy addictions, and whether or not you should end a three-year relationship because of long distance.

Thanks to Audible! Get a free audiobook with a free 30 day trial at audible.com/crash.
Thank you to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use the code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.
Jul 26 2017
46 mins
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Rank #8: COMC 22 - Piccadilly Espionage & Killer Graveyard Shifts

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This week, Arden and Will try to save your life! First they explain why you shouldn't shoot bullets at a hurricane (we know that's on your to-do list). Then they unveil the actually true conspiracy about the CIA's "heart attack gun" and the secret spy weapon of the poisonous umbrella that took a man's life. Finally, learn why you should think twice before checking your phone at bedtime, and especially when you agree to that graveyard shift.

Thanks to BarkBox! Visit barkbox.com/crash for a FREE EXTRA MONTH of BarkBox when you subscribe to a 6 or 12 month plan!
Sep 12 2017
40 mins
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Rank #9: COMC 23 - Say No to Pharma Bro & Badass Ninja Houses

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This week, Arden and Will share more fascinating discoveries from the Internet! First, they explain why Martin Shkreli (aka the Voldemort of the human race) should be kept in jail forever - and not the nice celebrity one. Then learn about the awesome ninja house that would be a parkour lover's delight, but our worst nightmare. Finally, find out why you can blame your allergies on the night when Mom and Dad conceived you.

Thanks to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.
Sep 21 2017
33 mins
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Rank #10: COMC 37 - Logan Paul...Ay, Caramba!

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Happy New Year! Arden and Will kick off 2018 with a rant about weekly idiot Logan Paul (who, let's be honest - is always an idiot) and the reasons they avoid the YouTube world today. Then they dive into the scientific ways you can motivate yourself to be more productive this year. Finally, in Reel Talk they guess the three top box office hits of 2017 that all starred badass female leads.
Jan 03 2018
46 mins
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Rank #11: COMC 36 - Introvert Issues & the Cure for Death?

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Frozen corpses, lost homes, and a Q&A - it's a not so holly jolly present from Arden and Will! Learn about cryogenics, the crazy process of freezing your body to resurrect it in the future. Then enjoy some ho-ho-hah-hahs over the Canadian who found a missing house on his property. Finally, unwrap Arden and Will's advice about finding more energy as an introvert, and surviving the teenage years when you don't give a crap of coal about drinking or smoking weed.
Dec 20 2017
50 mins
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Rank #12: COMC 8 - Denver Airport Conspiracy & Fake Deaths

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This week, Arden and Will are talking about matters of life and death! First they explain how female dragonflies ghost the males by playing dead. Then find out how sighing can keep you alive, and what Will's voiceover career sounds like. They also spill the scandalous activities that happen at Jesus camp, and why you should look out for the Illuminati and the Nazis at the Denver International Airport.
More Q&As to come soon! Send questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!
May 31 2017
46 mins
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Rank #13: COMC 46 - KFC Crisis & The Best Fake Restaurant

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Trying to beat the system? Take some tips from this week's hilarious heroes. First, Arden and Will reveal how a very average skier became an Olympic athlete. Then they cover the KFC shortage in the UK, and how we could someday have a black market of chicken. Finally, they share how a crafty reporter manipulated the world of TripAdvisor and made his dumpy shed the #1 hot restaurant in all of London.

Get those gold stars and win a toaster! Tweet us your juicy articles @comcpodcast or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com
Mar 06 2018
48 mins
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Rank #14: COMC 33 - The Sugar Conspiracy & Actors Who Turned Down Real Good Roles

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How did the sugar industry secretly start the low-fat diet? Hugh Jackman as James Bond? Arden and Will explore the sugar conspiracy, Coca-Cola's brilliant, yet manipulative marketing scheme to infiltrate our favorite holidays, treasure that is probably cursed, and the alternate world where other famous actors play some iconic movie roles.
Nov 28 2017
47 mins
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Rank #15: COMC 17 - Comic Con Ban & Outback's Bloomin' Onion Cult

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This week, Arden and Will get you caught up on some ridiculous news! First, they share the feud between United Airlines and TSA that all began with some Comic Con comic books. They also alert you about the satanic symbols in the Outback Steakhouse locations, and the Bloomin' Onion cult that everyone should join. Then they jump back into spidey shenanigans, in which an eight-legged monster traps an Australian couple inside their own home. (Don't think about all the spiders crawling in your house right now...)
Seriously, how do we get rid of spiders? Tweet us your tips @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire! Or send any questions & comments to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com
Aug 02 2017
26 mins
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Rank #16: COMC 27 - Szechuan Sauce Suckers & Mystery Shoppers

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Arden and Will rant about the insanity of Rick and Morty fans, especially when it comes to McDonald's Szechuan sauce. (Please don't trade your car or your kidney. It'll be back this winter.) They also explain why your dog should sleep in your bedroom, and drift into a fantasy about their future pets. Finally, learn about the super cool job that will pay you to go shopping.

Thank you HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.
Oct 18 2017
37 mins
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Rank #17: COMC 30 - Stranger Things Theory & the Great British Blunder

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Arden and Will explore the trending TV topics! First, they explain why a beloved Great British Bake Off judge spoiled the entire season. Then they dive into the hot debate - are Steve and Jean Ralphio really related? Finally, they teach you about Japan's robot Buddhist monk that can bless your dead body.

Share your segment ideas with us! Tweet @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com
Nov 08 2017
33 mins
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Rank #18: COMC 15 - The Mega Contact Lens, Forest Bathing & Useless Brain Games

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This week, Arden and Will talk about all things repulsive, relaxing, and revolutionary! First, get grossed out by the lady who accidentally wore 27 contact lens (everybody, please go to your eye exams). Then learn the Japanese therapy that requires no effort at all! Finally, they explain whether you're better off playing hours of brain games or Mario Kart.
Jul 19 2017
31 mins
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Rank #19: COMC 5 - Furry Conventions, Cat Islands & Cockerels vs. Roosters

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This week, Arden and Will get into all things furry! First they explain why a dog lover took her canine to a furry convention, which somehow leads to an argument about cockerels and roosters. They also introduce you to the unusual, yet intense work of worm farmers and snake milkers. Then they invent the next blockbuster film in which felines can get arrested for public nudity on their own cat island.
Got any questions or stories for the show? Email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!
May 10 2017
38 mins
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Rank #20: COMC 41 - Grandpa's Edibles & The Anti-Masturbation Cereal

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Fifth graders on edibles, mind control, and the cereal cure for "self pollution" - this week's stories are off their nuts! Arden and Will first talk about a 9 year-old weekly ignorant who accidentally got her classmates high on Grandpa's marijuana gummies. Then they marvel at how multiple doctors almost mistakenly performed an autopsy on an actually alive man. Finally, they dive into John Harvey Kellogg (yes, the man who brought you Corn Flakes) and his serious, serious issues with all things sex.

Thanks to Audible! Get a free audiobook with a free 30 day trial at audible.com/CRASH or text CRASH to 500-500.
Jan 30 2018
40 mins
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