COMC 2 - Used Panties, Penis Transplants & the Hollow Earth Theory
This week, Arden and Will teach you what ridiculous items you can buy from Japanese vending machines, and why Inspector Gadget should be excited for penis transplants. They also reveal where you can find Vikings and Nazis living in harmony, and why prairie dogs are the mafia of the animal kingdom. Then they help you with your questions about falling in love, dealing with anxiety and depression, and holding a 10-year grudge.Send us your questions at email@example.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18 Apr 2017
COMC 51 - The Great Tangent & NXIVM Cult News
Cult updates, a weekly genius and tangents galore! Arden and Will applaud the 12 year-old who managed to steal his parents' credit card and take his own adventure to Bali. Arden also shares a little "What's in My Bag - Runaway Rucksack Edition." Then they introduce you to Alipay, the Chinese rating system that put you in the digital underclass, make you dump your friends, and potentially ruin or upgrade your life. Lastly, they update you on charges against Smallville actress Allison Mack for her involvement with the so-called "female mentorship group", aka the NXIVM cult.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25 Apr 2018
COMC 6 - Long Distance Relationships, Toxic "Friends" & BFFs vs. BFs
This week, Arden and Will answer all your "help me!" questions. It's one big Q & A about how to keep a long distance relationship alive, and how you can study smarter - so you can study less. They also share how to dump your toxic friends even though you're scared of being alone, and how to balance friendships with your new romance.We want your questions! Email firstname.lastname@example.org or call (424) 26-COUCHSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17 May 2017
COMC 50 - Smallville Sex Cult & Stinky Meats
You sent us some smelly and sketchy articles this week! Arden and Will first discuss the idiot who accidentally summoned seagulls into his hotel room with a suitcase of pepperoni (and the story only gets worse...) Then, they marvel at Japan's "mourn-and-go" drive-through funeral service. You know, for when you need to make a quick pit stop and pay respects to your dearly deceased. Finally, they share the news about Nxivm, the creepy cult that is marketed as a badass feminist bootcamp - but is far, far, FAR from it...Keep those articles coming! Tweet us @comcpodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10 Apr 2018
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COMC 4 - Fenn’s $2 Million Treasure, Nose Jobs & Never Been Kissed
This week, Arden and Will reveal a treasure hunt to $2 million that people have died trying to find, and the breatharian cult that could’ve killed Michelle Pfeiffer. They also introduce you to the eight-day adventure of a cat - all within the confines of a cardboard box! Then they answer your questions about getting a nose job, having no experience in the sex department, and choosing college vs. a non-traditional path.Send us your questions at email@example.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2 May 2017
COMC 21 - Sex Drives, Unmotivated Boyfriends & Poopy Tinder Dates
This week, Arden and Will answer your adulting questions! How can you satisfy your own libido when your partner doesn't want sex? How often should you vacuum? How do you help your boyfriend if he's in a rut? They tackle these dilemmas and more! - but not without first discussing the amazing Tinder date that ended with a lady stuck in a window after trying to toss out her poo.Thanks to RX BAR for supporting Crash On My Couch. Get 25% off your first order at RXBAR.com/crash and use promo code CRASH.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7 Sep 2017
COMC 37 - Logan Paul...Ay, Caramba!
Happy New Year! Arden and Will kick off 2018 with a rant about weekly idiot Logan Paul (who, let's be honest - is always an idiot) and the reasons they avoid the YouTube world today. Then they dive into the scientific ways you can motivate yourself to be more productive this year. Finally, in Reel Talk they guess the three top box office hits of 2017 that all starred badass female leads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3 Jan 2018
COMC 36 - Introvert Issues & the Cure for Death?
Frozen corpses, lost homes, and a Q&A - it's a not so holly jolly present from Arden and Will! Learn about cryogenics, the crazy process of freezing your body to resurrect it in the future. Then enjoy some ho-ho-hah-hahs over the Canadian who found a missing house on his property. Finally, unwrap Arden and Will's advice about finding more energy as an introvert, and surviving the teenage years when you don't give a crap of coal about drinking or smoking weed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20 Dec 2017
COMC 49 - You're Dead!
How do you prove you're alive? Is the Malaysia Flight 370 still out there? Arden and Will give you the scoop on a man who found out that he's dead. Then they try to decipher if aliens sent a mysterious coded message that could lead to the missing Malaysia Flight 370. Finally, they get real intimate with human anatomy and introduce you to the interstitium, a new organ that might lead to a solution for cancer.Keep those articles a-comin'! Tweet them to @comcpodcast if you want that super cool toaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29 Mar 2018
Park the Komodo
This week we decided to park the komodo and let you guys in on some interesting tid bits, like why everyone is freaking out about MURDER HORNETS and a five year old that decided to take a joy ride on the highway... We also give you some haircutting advice from two people who know next to nothing about cutting hair! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8 May 2020
COMC 8 - Denver Airport Conspiracy & Fake Deaths
This week, Arden and Will are talking about matters of life and death! First they explain how female dragonflies ghost the males by playing dead. Then find out how sighing can keep you alive, and what Will's voiceover career sounds like. They also spill the scandalous activities that happen at Jesus camp, and why you should look out for the Illuminati and the Nazis at the Denver International Airport.More Q&As to come soon! Send questions to firstname.lastname@example.org or call (424) 26-COUCH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31 May 2017
COMC 28 - Coworker Crush, Orgasms & the Mad Pooper
It's a Q&A with Arden and Will! But first, learn about the infamous "Mad Pooper" jogger and the science of divorce rates. Then they tackle your questions on how to be British, how porn affects your sex compatibility, and whether or not you should date your coworker.Send your questions to email@example.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24 Oct 2017
COMC 40 - First Date Conversation Starters, Oscar Noms & Searching for Claudia
Arden and Will have a long, long chat about an epic Tinder search, first date etiquette, and the Academy Award season! First, they explain why this week's weekly genius emailed every Claudia at the University of Missouri. Then they introduce you to a study that wants you to talk about abortions and STDs on your first date. Lastly, they debate which movies, filmmakers, and actors deserved the Oscar nomination, which ones didn't make the cut, and which ones could've been ditched.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23 Jan 2018
COMC 26 - Kardashian Konspiracy
Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day world. Best of all, they dig into the conspiracy (or "Konspiracy") that the triple Kardashian pregnancy is part of Kris Jenner's master plan. Be very scared.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11 Oct 2017
COMC 33 - The Sugar Conspiracy & Actors Who Turned Down Real Good Roles
How did the sugar industry secretly start the low-fat diet? Hugh Jackman as James Bond? Arden and Will explore the sugar conspiracy, Coca-Cola's brilliant, yet manipulative marketing scheme to infiltrate our favorite holidays, treasure that is probably cursed, and the alternate world where other famous actors play some iconic movie roles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28 Nov 2017
COMC 18 - Spongebob Theory, Creepy Smiles & the Vegetarian Plague
This week, Arden and Will are getting a little dark...First, they debate which Spongebob Squarepants characters fit the seven deadly sins (and Arden expresses her general obsession for the cartoon). Then they explain the science behind smiling so you don't creep out someone, unlike Christopher Walken or Tom Cruise. Finally, they reveal the Lone Star tick that could make us all vegetarians.Thanks to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15 Aug 2017
COMC 16 - Platonic Playdates, Breaking Addictions & The R Kelly Cult?
This week, Arden and Will get a bit loopy! First they get creeped out by R. Kelly's very questionable cult, and debate which fate is worse - wasp stings or spider bites. They also answer your questions about how to be less jealous of your boyfriend's female friend, how a new routine can kick unhealthy addictions, and whether or not you should end a three-year relationship because of long distance.Thanks to Audible! Get a free audiobook with a free 30 day trial at audible.com/crash.Thank you to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use the code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26 Jul 2017
COMC 47 - Truth about Time Travel & Fenn Deaths Pt. II
Government time travel experiments, Russian dopers, and the fatal Fenn Treasure - Arden and Will enter some dark territory this week...First they share the idiot Olympic "I don't do doping" Russian athlete who, of course, got caught doping. Then they discuss another death in the search for Fenn's Treasure, and whether Mr. Forrest Fenn is just trolling us all. Lastly, they unravel the conspiracy behind the US government's secret Montauk Project, where people were sent into time travel and unable to remember it ever again - until now.Score a free toaster! Tweet @comcpodcast with the cool & crazy articles you find. We wanna know!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13 Mar 2018
COMC 5 - Furry Conventions, Cat Islands & Cockerels vs. Roosters
This week, Arden and Will get into all things furry! First they explain why a dog lover took her canine to a furry convention, which somehow leads to an argument about cockerels and roosters. They also introduce you to the unusual, yet intense work of worm farmers and snake milkers. Then they invent the next blockbuster film in which felines can get arrested for public nudity on their own cat island.Got any questions or stories for the show? Email firstname.lastname@example.org or call (424) 26-COUCH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10 May 2017
COMC 46 - KFC Crisis & The Best Fake Restaurant
Trying to beat the system? Take some tips from this week's hilarious heroes. First, Arden and Will reveal how a very average skier became an Olympic athlete. Then they cover the KFC shortage in the UK, and how we could someday have a black market of chicken. Finally, they share how a crafty reporter manipulated the world of TripAdvisor and made his dumpy shed the #1 hot restaurant in all of London.Get those gold stars and win a toaster! Tweet us your juicy articles @comcpodcast or email email@example.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6 Mar 2018