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Crash On My Couch

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Crash On My Couch - a weekly podcast with YouTubers Arden Rose and Will Darbyshire, proving that we all live in a truly crazy world. From conspiracy theories to weird cultures of Japan to questions about relationships, happiness, and pet revenge, we’ll discover all the fun facts that are currently a necessity for surviving life in our 20s - or at least breaking the ice at the next party.

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Crash On My Couch - a weekly podcast with YouTubers Arden Rose and Will Darbyshire, proving that we all live in a truly crazy world. From conspiracy theories to weird cultures of Japan to questions about relationships, happiness, and pet revenge, we’ll discover all the fun facts that are currently a necessity for surviving life in our 20s - or at least breaking the ice at the next party.

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323 Ratings
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I love them

By Kyradawn222 - Sep 12 2018
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I miss this podcast so much!!!

love this!

By hillarysantana17 - Aug 14 2017
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i love them so much and they've just got me into treasure hunting omg 😭💖

iTunes Ratings

323 Ratings
Average Ratings
281
21
9
4
8

I love them

By Kyradawn222 - Sep 12 2018
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I miss this podcast so much!!!

love this!

By hillarysantana17 - Aug 14 2017
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i love them so much and they've just got me into treasure hunting omg 😭💖
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Crash On My Couch

Latest release on Feb 18, 2020

The Best Episodes Ranked Using User Listens

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Rank #1: COMC 2 - Used Panties, Penis Transplants & the Hollow Earth Theory

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This week, Arden and Will teach you what ridiculous items you can buy from Japanese vending machines, and why Inspector Gadget should be excited for penis transplants. They also reveal where you can find Vikings and Nazis living in harmony, and why prairie dogs are the mafia of the animal kingdom. Then they help you with your questions about falling in love, dealing with anxiety and depression, and holding a 10-year grudge.
Send us your questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!

Apr 18 2017

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Rank #2: COMC 3 - The Sex Talk with Parents & Cartoon Conspiracy Theories

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This week, Arden and Will explain how you can make money as a professional snuggle buddy, and why the movie "My Neighbor Totoro" isn't as happy as you think. They also reveal an experiment that might've stolen babies to test their taste buds, and whether or not you're born a picky eater. Then they tackle your questions like how to talk to parents about sex, how to overcome phone addiction, and what to do if you're jealous of your ex's new girlfriend.
Send us your questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!

Apr 25 2017

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Rank #3: COMC 36 - Introvert Issues & the Cure for Death?

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Frozen corpses, lost homes, and a Q&A - it's a not so holly jolly present from Arden and Will! Learn about cryogenics, the crazy process of freezing your body to resurrect it in the future. Then enjoy some ho-ho-hah-hahs over the Canadian who found a missing house on his property. Finally, unwrap Arden and Will's advice about finding more energy as an introvert, and surviving the teenage years when you don't give a crap of coal about drinking or smoking weed.

Dec 20 2017

50mins

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Rank #4: COMC 28 - Coworker Crush, Orgasms & the Mad Pooper

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It's a Q&A with Arden and Will! But first, learn about the infamous "Mad Pooper" jogger and the science of divorce rates. Then they tackle your questions on how to be British, how porn affects your sex compatibility, and whether or not you should date your coworker.

Send your questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!

Oct 24 2017

40mins

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Rank #5: COMC 37 - Logan Paul...Ay, Caramba!

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Happy New Year! Arden and Will kick off 2018 with a rant about weekly idiot Logan Paul (who, let's be honest - is always an idiot) and the reasons they avoid the YouTube world today. Then they dive into the scientific ways you can motivate yourself to be more productive this year. Finally, in Reel Talk they guess the three top box office hits of 2017 that all starred badass female leads.

Jan 03 2018

46mins

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Rank #6: COMC 21 - Sex Drives, Unmotivated Boyfriends & Poopy Tinder Dates

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This week, Arden and Will answer your adulting questions! How can you satisfy your own libido when your partner doesn't want sex? How often should you vacuum? How do you help your boyfriend if he's in a rut? They tackle these dilemmas and more! - but not without first discussing the amazing Tinder date that ended with a lady stuck in a window after trying to toss out her poo.

Thanks to RX BAR for supporting Crash On My Couch. Get 25% off your first order at RXBAR.com/crash and use promo code CRASH.

Sep 07 2017

50mins

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Rank #7: COMC 26 - Kardashian Konspiracy

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Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day world. Best of all, they dig into the conspiracy (or "Konspiracy") that the triple Kardashian pregnancy is part of Kris Jenner's master plan. Be very scared.

Oct 11 2017

46mins

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Rank #8: COMC 6 - Long Distance Relationships, Toxic "Friends" & BFFs vs. BFs

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This week, Arden and Will answer all your "help me!" questions. It's one big Q & A about how to keep a long distance relationship alive, and how you can study smarter - so you can study less. They also share how to dump your toxic friends even though you're scared of being alone, and how to balance friendships with your new romance.
We want your questions! Email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH

May 17 2017

36mins

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Rank #9: COMC 40 - First Date Conversation Starters, Oscar Noms & Searching for Claudia

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Arden and Will have a long, long chat about an epic Tinder search, first date etiquette, and the Academy Award season! First, they explain why this week's weekly genius emailed every Claudia at the University of Missouri. Then they introduce you to a study that wants you to talk about abortions and STDs on your first date. Lastly, they debate which movies, filmmakers, and actors deserved the Oscar nomination, which ones didn't make the cut, and which ones could've been ditched.

Jan 23 2018

49mins

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Rank #10: COMC 7 - Losing Your Virginity, Tips for Trich & Love or Lust?

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This week Arden and Will present you with another full Q&A! They answer your questions about girls asking out guys, favorite song selections, and dream vacation destinations. They also help you figure out how to talk to your SO about the future, what you should know when you first have sex, and why relationships don't always have to end after the honeymoon phase.
Got a question? Tell us at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!

May 24 2017

39mins

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Rank #11: COMC 33 - The Sugar Conspiracy & Actors Who Turned Down Real Good Roles

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How did the sugar industry secretly start the low-fat diet? Hugh Jackman as James Bond? Arden and Will explore the sugar conspiracy, Coca-Cola's brilliant, yet manipulative marketing scheme to infiltrate our favorite holidays, treasure that is probably cursed, and the alternate world where other famous actors play some iconic movie roles.

Nov 28 2017

47mins

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Rank #12: COMC 4 - Fenn’s $2 Million Treasure, Nose Jobs & Never Been Kissed

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This week, Arden and Will reveal a treasure hunt to $2 million that people have died trying to find, and the breatharian cult that could’ve killed Michelle Pfeiffer. They also introduce you to the eight-day adventure of a cat - all within the confines of a cardboard box! Then they answer your questions about getting a nose job, having no experience in the sex department, and choosing college vs. a non-traditional path.

Send us your questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!

May 02 2017

59mins

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Rank #13: COMC 47 - Truth about Time Travel & Fenn Deaths Pt. II

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Government time travel experiments, Russian dopers, and the fatal Fenn Treasure - Arden and Will enter some dark territory this week...First they share the idiot Olympic "I don't do doping" Russian athlete who, of course, got caught doping. Then they discuss another death in the search for Fenn's Treasure, and whether Mr. Forrest Fenn is just trolling us all. Lastly, they unravel the conspiracy behind the US government's secret Montauk Project, where people were sent into time travel and unable to remember it ever again - until now.

Score a free toaster! Tweet @comcpodcast with the cool & crazy articles you find. We wanna know!

Mar 13 2018

47mins

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Rank #14: COMC 30 - Stranger Things Theory & the Great British Blunder

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Arden and Will explore the trending TV topics! First, they explain why a beloved Great British Bake Off judge spoiled the entire season. Then they dive into the hot debate - are Steve and Jean Ralphio really related? Finally, they teach you about Japan's robot Buddhist monk that can bless your dead body.

Share your segment ideas with us! Tweet @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com

Nov 08 2017

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Rank #15: COMC 46 - KFC Crisis & The Best Fake Restaurant

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Trying to beat the system? Take some tips from this week's hilarious heroes. First, Arden and Will reveal how a very average skier became an Olympic athlete. Then they cover the KFC shortage in the UK, and how we could someday have a black market of chicken. Finally, they share how a crafty reporter manipulated the world of TripAdvisor and made his dumpy shed the #1 hot restaurant in all of London.

Get those gold stars and win a toaster! Tweet us your juicy articles @comcpodcast or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com

Mar 06 2018

48mins

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Rank #16: COMC 24 - Drunk Personalities & Dogs On Your Dead Body

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Arden and Will introduce you to the failed Starbucks robber who is suing a Good Samaritan for stopping his crime. Also find out if you're scientifically an Ernest Hemingway, a Mary Poppins, a Nutty Professor, or a Mr. Hyde when you're drunk. Then discover why your dog is the most likely pet to eat your face once you're dead. So much for being a good boy...

Send us your adulting questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!

Thanks to Away! Go to awaytravel.com/crash and use the promo code crash to get $20 off your order!

Sep 29 2017

37mins

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Rank #17: COMC 18 - Spongebob Theory, Creepy Smiles & the Vegetarian Plague

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This week, Arden and Will are getting a little dark...First, they debate which Spongebob Squarepants characters fit the seven deadly sins (and Arden expresses her general obsession for the cartoon). Then they explain the science behind smiling so you don't creep out someone, unlike Christopher Walken or Tom Cruise. Finally, they reveal the Lone Star tick that could make us all vegetarians.

Thanks to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.

Aug 15 2017

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Rank #18: COMC 16 - Platonic Playdates, Breaking Addictions & The R Kelly Cult?

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This week, Arden and Will get a bit loopy! First they get creeped out by R. Kelly's very questionable cult, and debate which fate is worse - wasp stings or spider bites. They also answer your questions about how to be less jealous of your boyfriend's female friend, how a new routine can kick unhealthy addictions, and whether or not you should end a three-year relationship because of long distance.

Thanks to Audible! Get a free audiobook with a free 30 day trial at audible.com/crash.
Thank you to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use the code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.

Jul 26 2017

46mins

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Rank #19: COMC 32 - Self Marriage & Thanksgiving (Not) Fun Facts

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What happens when love goes too far? Arden and Will tell you out about the self-loving lady who married herself and cheated on herself, and the fatal dangers of your dog's kisses. Then they explore the most unshocking Thanksgiving facts that could totally help you get a date.

Nov 21 2017

44mins

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Rank #20: COMC 29 - Halloween Spooktacular!

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Cursed movies, Halloween trivia, and creepy cults - it's a time for fright! Arden and Will explore the spooky real life phenomena behind the classic horror films, "Rosemary's Baby" and "Poltergeist." Then Arden tests her knowledge on the origins of Halloween, jack-o-lanterns, and the true meaning of trick-or-treat. Finally, they discuss the infamous Heaven's Gate cult, and what makes it much scarier than all the others...

What should we name our "movies" segment? Tweet your ideas to @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com

Oct 31 2017

47mins

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