Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

It’s Christmas time, again! BYOP, Bring your own presents! The returned relative by V. Page, read by Michael Coale of T... Read more

Hey, shorties! Hope you brought your own tricks, all we got is a big ol’ treat! Today we re-enact the 1938 Mercury Theat... Read more

I don’t understand this game, but hey, there’s fish! Welcome to Ireland, bish. Sauin, by John Fitzgerald The Fairies, b... Read more

How do you solve a problem like GOVERNMENT GOONS chasing you all over the world? I don’t know, that’s on you, Barnaby! O... Read more

Are ya slidin’ into home? Are your pants a’ fulla’ foam? DIE A’ HEART ATTACK, from GHOSTS! There, I said it! Now gimme b... Read more

It’s OVER!! IT’S ALL OVERRRR!!!! Season 4 is over, but season 5 will be here, later than you think! --- This episode... Read more

How’s about a nice kick in the booty? Well that’s how much it’ll cost ya! SIKE! Just don’t forget to tip. --- This e... Read more

What’s new, pussycats! Who says you can’t go home? The shadow tree trolls in your yard?! I’ll sue!!!! --- This episod... Read more

Meat pies? Oh mies! Get your spice girls cassettes rewound, we’re about to shimmy to the left, and have a good time! CHI... Read more

It’s that time of year again! What do I have to do to get you to understand? I DIDN’T KNOW THE COOKIES WERE FOR SANTA! G... Read more

All the great ForthHand shows rolled into one (big cluster f***) Hysteria 51 http://forthhand.com/hysteria-51/ The Mad ... Read more

So ya died. Big whoop! Did you know the planet is made up of 238% dead stuff? You don’t know science at all, do you. -... Read more

Well, well, well. If it isn’t that big bad blockhead from jr. high. Look, you won’t find your missing gel pen around her... Read more

Hey! You can’t do that here! That’s illegal!!! Get a room, you DWEEB!!! "The Legend of Carter Bale” Written by Shelton ... Read more

Hey, is it ok to eat whole cacti spines and all? Seriously, I think I might need immediate medical attention. Somebody c... Read more

You should’ve listened to yo mama, now you’re here! Aahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Read more

We can’t just spit out full episodes every week Willy nilly! What do you think we are, some kinda silly willy spitters??... Read more

Hey! Is that a demon in your pants! Probably. "Something's Wrong with Madeline" Written by Elizabeth Frazier Read by Da... Read more

Repugnance! Revulsion! Disgust! They’re all instore in this week’s horrorfest! Join us as we have a laugh with ol’ Satan... Read more

Hey! It’s Tomcat! Come get your favorite anime body pillow and cuddle up!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor... Read more