Your two favourite smutty ladies are taking a break for the next two months due to exciting things in our personal lives! Be sure to check back in in September when we will continue Season 2! If you miss us, check out our Patreon here, or follow us on TikTok (@notyourmothersbookclub). Love ya!

Your two favourite smutty ladies are taking a break for the next two months due to exciting things in our personal lives! Be sure to check back in in September when we will continue Season 2! If you miss us, check out our Patreon <a href="http://patreon.com/notyourmothersbookclub" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>, or follow us on TikTok (@notyourmothersbookclub). Love ya!

Summer Announcement

Beavers, Mounties, and Denim, oh my! Hope you’re all wearing your Canadian Tuxedo this week as we read Full Mountie by Ainsley Booth and Sadie Haller. It’s Canada Day and we’re here to make sure your beavers are extra frisky. Hope your True North is strong, free, and sexy cause we are ready to Mountie your ass, eh.  

Beavers, Mounties, and Denim, oh my! Hope you’re all wearing your Canadian Tuxedo this week as we read Full Mountie by Ainsley Booth and Sadie Haller. It’s Canada Day and we’re here to make sure your beavers are extra frisky. Hope your True North is strong, free, and sexy cause we are ready to Mountie your ass, eh.

Threesome Time, Eh?

Demons, Magicians, and a Girl, oh my!  This is the most vanilla sex scene we have ever read. There are no demons, forked tongues, or clawed hands of any sort so brace yourselves as we read Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux. They may be f*cking on sacred ground but there is nothing holy about this. Are you ready to sell your soul? CONTENT WARNING: minor blood play and primal play.

Demons, Magicians, and a Girl, oh my!  This is the most vanilla sex scene we have ever read. There are no demons, forked tongues, or clawed hands of any sort so brace yourselves as we read Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux. They may be f*cking on sacred ground but there is nothing holy about this. Are you ready to sell your soul? CONTENT WARNING: minor blood play and primal play.

Forked For Her Pleasure

Wizards, Dinos, and Mammoth Shafts, oh my!  It’s Pride Month Smutz and you know we’ve got something TINGLY in store for yall. Magic clits at the ready as we read Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus by, you guessed it, Chuck Tingle. Hope you like bad boy wizards with tattoos, a bowl cut, talons, and scales.  

Wizards, Dinos, and Mammoth Shafts, oh my!  It’s Pride Month Smutz and you know we’ve got something TINGLY in store for yall. Magic clits at the ready as we read Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus by, you guessed it, Chuck Tingle. Hope you like bad boy wizards with tattoos, a bowl cut, talons, and scales.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up In A Tree

Biting, Bleeding, and Boning, oh my!  Haunting Adeline by H.D. Carlton has officially left us both speechless.   CONTENT WARNING: consensual non-consent, gun-play, violence, murder, sex-trafficking, stalking.

Biting, Bleeding, and Boning, oh my!  Haunting Adeline by H.D. Carlton has officially left us both speechless.   CONTENT WARNING: consensual non-consent, gun-play, violence, murder, sex-trafficking, stalking.

HE HAS A GUN!

Magic, Flying, and Typos, oh my! She’s a little bit boring and his name is Justin. Welcome to another episode Smutz! It’s Mother’s Day and we are here to give you the orgasm you’ve been waiting for. Scrap that…you’ll need a spa day after reading One Little Secret by Maureen Child. Another white brunette with money problems!? Prepare to be thoroughly underwhelmed.  

Magic, Flying, and Typos, oh my! She’s a little bit boring and his name is Justin. Welcome to another episode Smutz! It’s Mother’s Day and we are here to give you the orgasm you’ve been waiting for. Scrap that…you’ll need a spa day after reading One Little Secret by Maureen Child. Another white brunette with money problems!? Prepare to be thoroughly underwhelmed.

Kiss Me, My Son

Uncles, Cousins, and Estranged Nieces, oh no!  Join the confusion smutz! They say love is a battlefield but they never mentioned uncle porn. Well, it’s definitely an internal war zone this week as we read Credence by Penelope Douglas. Will this book have you developing a new taboo kink or calling child services…we don’t know either.  CONTENT WARNING: taboo, incest, and suicide  

Uncles, Cousins, and Estranged Nieces, oh no!  Join the confusion smutz! They say love is a battlefield but they never mentioned uncle porn. Well, it’s definitely an internal war zone this week as we read Credence by Penelope Douglas. Will this book have you developing a new taboo kink or calling child services…we don’t know either.  CONTENT WARNING: taboo, incest, and suicide

Bob’s Your Uncle

Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit, OH MY!  The heavens have opened on this most glorious of days. Welcome to our special orgasmic Easter Sunday Episode! Today’s sermon is brought to you by Sierra Simone’s Priest. Gather up your flock and prepare the eggs ‘cause the holy fertilization is upon us. Amen.    CONTENT WARNING: suicide and child SA.

Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit, OH MY!  The heavens have opened on this most glorious of days. Welcome to our special orgasmic Easter Sunday Episode! Today’s sermon is brought to you by Sierra Simone’s Priest. Gather up your flock and prepare the eggs ‘cause the holy fertilization is upon us. Amen.    CONTENT WARNING: suicide and child SA.

Res-Erected

Corn-Toes, Bunions, and Hooves, oh my!  APRIL FOOLS! Mikayla’s pregnant and riding a unicorn. No, we will not be taking questions at this time. Instead, we will be reading you a short story from Chuck Tingles’ erotic collection, Buttception. Yup…you read that right. “A butt within a butt within a butt” (Tingles). He means serious business…no funny stuff…only anal. 

Corn-Toes, Bunions, and Hooves, oh my!  APRIL FOOLS! Mikayla’s pregnant and riding a unicorn. No, we will not be taking questions at this time. Instead, we will be reading you a short story from Chuck Tingles’ erotic collection, Buttception. Yup…you read that right. “A butt within a butt within a butt” (Tingles). He means serious business…no funny stuff…only anal.

Dangling by the D*ck

Faeries, Curses, and Spell Check, oh my! It’s St. Patty’s Day Smutz! Make sure to grab your clovers cause you’ll need some extra luck this week when we read Getting Lucky with the Leprechaun by Jessie Sherwood. This book is sure to have you…sorry babes…this one is sooo bad. We can’t even come up with anything witty to say so…good luck. May the Irish be with you. 

Faeries, Curses, and Spell Check, oh my! It’s St. Patty’s Day Smutz! Make sure to grab your clovers cause you’ll need some extra luck this week when we read Getting Lucky with the Leprechaun by Jessie Sherwood. This book is sure to have you…sorry babes…this one is sooo bad. We can’t even come up with anything witty to say so…good luck. May the Irish be with you.

The Rotten B*tch

Smut, erotica, and romance, oh my! Whatever you call it, we got it. Welcome to the book club you didn‘t ask for but secretly always wanted. Where we pick some of the most outrageous pieces of sexy literature out there and give you our unsolicited two cents.

Mirrors, Cracks, and Thumbs, oh my!  What do billionaires and vampires have in common? Book deals. Your smuts are back at it this week with Bared to You by Sylvia Day. Will these rich people live to rich another day or will their mediocre issues consume us all? We love a rhetorical question.  

Mirrors, Cracks, and Thumbs, oh my!  What do billionaires and vampires have in common? Book deals. Your smuts are back at it this week with Bared to You by Sylvia Day. Will these rich people live to rich another day or will their mediocre issues consume us all? We love a rhetorical question.

Giddy-on Out, Gideon

Ridges, Knobs, and Tails, oh my!  This week’s episode is ribbed for your pleasure. Join us as we read Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon. Will this alien have you screaming in pain or screaming in pleasure? Either way, we’re shooting for the stars and landing among the evolved peni…penises? Science.

Ridges, Knobs, and Tails, oh my!  This week’s episode is ribbed for your pleasure. Join us as we read Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon. Will this alien have you screaming in pain or screaming in pleasure? Either way, we’re shooting for the stars and landing among the evolved peni…penises? Science.

His Penis Has a Nubbin!

Texans, Fashionistas, and Plumbers, oh my!  We’re back Smutz! Fresh off the dick. Ready to please and traumatize our favorite smutz for another season! Our first episode back we are bringing back the one and only Yvonne Lindsay with her book, Marriage by Contract. Are you ready to sign on the dotted line cause our settlement will only include a Texan gentleman.   

Texans, Fashionistas, and Plumbers, oh my!  We’re back Smutz! Fresh off the dick. Ready to please and traumatize our favorite smutz for another season! Our first episode back we are bringing back the one and only Yvonne Lindsay with her book, Marriage by Contract. Are you ready to sign on the dotted line cause our settlement will only include a Texan gentleman.

The Cat Who Got Her Cream

Premiers, Patreon, and Merch, oh my! Support your favourite mistresses and get so many perks in return! You can become a DP at patreon.com/notyourmothersbookclub

Premiers, Patreon, and Merch, oh my! Support your favourite mistresses and get so many perks in return! You can become a DP at <a href="http://patreon.com/notyourmothersbookclub" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/notyourmothersbookclub</a>

Season 2 Announcement!

Donkeys, psychics, and sergeants, oh my! Ho, ho, ho, hoes! Happy Holidays to all our smutz. Hope you were all naughty this year. For this extra special holiday episode, we read Yule Be Mine by Lori Foster. The reindeer are in hiding and the donkeys are out to play.

Donkeys, psychics, and sergeants, oh my! Ho, ho, ho, hoes! Happy Holidays to all our smutz. Hope you were all naughty this year. For this extra special holiday episode, we read Yule Be Mine by Lori Foster. The reindeer are in hiding and the donkeys are out to play.

Bonus: Holiday Special

Impaled, ballooned, and reflected, oh my! We're back, Smutz, and spookier than ever! Did you really think we'd abandon you on the sexiest holiday of the year? Welcome to your worst nightmare. For this very special Halloween episode, we will be reading Touch of Evil by C.T. Adams and Cathy Clamp. Is she sexy or is she spooky? Listen if you dare. Do you have the guts?

Impaled, ballooned, and reflected, oh my! We're back, Smutz, and spookier than ever! Did you really think we'd abandon you on the sexiest holiday of the year? Welcome to your worst nightmare. For this very special Halloween episode, we will be reading Touch of Evil by C.T. Adams and Cathy Clamp. Is she sexy or is she spooky? Listen if you dare. Do you have the guts?

Bonus: Halloween Special

Cars, Christ, and cum, oh my! Don't be sad smutz, for this too shall pass. This isn't goodbye, it's see you later. It's not you, it's us. We gotta go our own way. But before we end our season, we will leave you with one more orgasm served on a silver platter by Jasmine Haynes' Past Midnight. Let's drive off into the sunset together, cock in fist. See you next Valentine's Day. Rub one out for us. We bless thy screaming climax.  CW: From 11:30-12:40, the death of a child is described.

Cars, Christ, and cum, oh my! Don't be sad smutz, for this too shall pass. This isn't goodbye, it's see you later. It's not you, it's us. We gotta go our own way. But before we end our season, we will leave you with one more orgasm served on a silver platter by Jasmine Haynes' Past Midnight. Let's drive off into the sunset together, cock in fist. See you next Valentine's Day. Rub one out for us. We bless thy screaming climax.  CW: From 11:30-12:40, the death of a child is described.

Episode 30: Mikayla Takes the Wheel

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read a listener submission! We have titled it "Sunday Morning Cunnilingus." Enjoy, smutz!

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read a listener submission! We have titled it "Sunday Morning Cunnilingus." Enjoy, smutz!

Let‘s Have a Quickie: Ep. 14

Fluids, juices, and geysers, oh my! It's another episode of episodic episodes and some episodes. Thus marks the conclusion of all things corona virus. Bid thee farewell and blessed be. For all funeral information please email bustyfrenchbeauty69@gmail.com. The email will bounce. In the name of the Billy, the Billy, and the Billy Mungus. Amen.

Fluids, juices, and geysers, oh my! It's another episode of episodic episodes and some episodes. Thus marks the conclusion of all things corona virus. Bid thee farewell and blessed be. For all funeral information please email <a href="mailto:bustyfrenchbeauty69@gmail.com">bustyfrenchbeauty69@gmail.com</a>. The email will bounce. In the name of the Billy, the Billy, and the Billy Mungus. Amen.

Episode 29.2: Mon Cherry

Finland, France, and flying, oh my! Guess who's back back back again? Did you really think we'd end the season without consulting the Ferret Queen herself? M.J. Edwards is back baby with her third and hopefully final book in the infamous series, Kissing the Corona Virus 3: The Mutant Strain. Have your vomit bags at the ready 'cause this book will have you soaring miles high. Please direct all complaints to bustyfrenchbeauty69@gmail.com where they will be acknowledged but never dealt with.

Finland, France, and flying, oh my! Guess who's back back back again? Did you really think we'd end the season without consulting the Ferret Queen herself? M.J. Edwards is back baby with her third and hopefully final book in the infamous series, Kissing the Corona Virus 3: The Mutant Strain. Have your vomit bags at the ready 'cause this book will have you soaring miles high. Please direct all complaints to <a href="mailto:bustyfrenchbeauty69@gmail.com">bustyfrenchbeauty69@gmail.com</a> where they will be acknowledged but never dealt with.

Episode 29.1: Pink Surprise

Smut, erotica, and romance, oh my! Whatever you call it, we got it. Welcome to the book club you didn‘t ask for but secretly always wanted. Where we pick some of the most outrageous pieces of sexy literature out there and give you our unsolicited two cents.

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