Jake Stringer

There's a runsheet this week and it's time for banter.

There's a runsheet this week and it's time for banter.

Round 17: The Curious Case of Jake Stringer's Neck Tattoo

What are the best tactics for pulling all-nighters at primary school sleepovers? What's the best food to at the footy and what the hell are they putting in those gourmet hotdogs? Find out all of that and more on this weeks episode of Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves.

Round 15: Watching the 9PM New Years Eve Fireworks with Caleb Serong

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Andrew Phillips

In Round 13, the Bombers and their army of giant red heads defeat the insipid Blues as we talk adult men with freckles, the redemption of Toby Greene, and look forward to the looming spectre of a finals rivalry.

Round 13: Andrew Phillips is Prime Minister Material

Andrew Brayshaw

In Round 11, it's NAR vs WAL. As the Brayshaw brothers fight it out, we touch on incest threesome, wax figurines, why Caleb Serong will be the next Prime Minister, and which Australian animals would have the most success on the footy field.

Round 11: Andrew Brayshaw Calls Mum to Break Up the Fight

In Round 10, we watch the Walyalup play Geelong, whilst putting our skills to the test of guessing AFL players from their Instagram captions. We also consider the best scoreboard formats in our time, and the best moustaches in the AFL.

Round 10: Jye Amiss Just Woke Up

Josh Dunkley

In Round 8, we discuss the rights of the Tasmanian devil, find out what happened to the players from the long forgotten TV show 'The Recruit', and read a heart-warming story of a 5 year old that kicked 100 goals in a showdown.

Round 8: Making Love to Josh Dunkley By the Fire

Jack Higgins

Dan Butler

In Round 7, it's Friday night footy in our hoodies and Erin faces her fears as we watch Port vs St Kilda. We discuss our grand plans if one of us was to step in as AFL CEO, and take a deep dive on Essendon's name origins whilst determining which of us would go to war.

In Round 7, it's Friday night footy in our hoodies and Erin faces her fears as we watch Port vs St Kilda. We discuss our grand plans if one of us was to step in as AFL CEO, and take a deep dive on Essendon's name origins whilst determining which of us would go to war.

Round 7: Jack Higgins (Dan Butler) has Evil Facial Hair (is Bright Red)

Jack Macrae

In Round 6, the Dogs teach the Dockers a lesson out west, while we discuss the infamous 'Lobster Tears', cast a potential AFL version of Ready Steady Cook, and brainstorm possibilities for future Grand Final entertainment.

In Round 6, the Dogs teach the Dockers a lesson out west, while we discuss the infamous 'Lobster Tears', cast a potential AFL version of Ready Steady Cook, and brainstorm possibilities for future Grand Final entertainment.

Round 6: Jack Macrae Is The Promise Ring Type

Harry McKay

It's Gather Round baby. In Round 5, Carlton lose to Crows and prove that Erin curses every player she runs into as the Real Men are treated to some South Australian trivia history.

It's Gather Round baby. In Round 5, Carlton lose to Crows and prove that Erin curses every player she runs into as the Real Men are treated to some South Australian trivia history.

Round 5: Harry McKay Is Cursed By The Real Men

In Round 4, we're here for the hoo-ha as Collingwood take on Brisbane at the Gabba, and we discuss key characters of the game, dick pics, and how Gill McLachlan and Andrew Demetriou both got flushed away.

In Round 4, we're here for the hoo-ha as Collingwood take on Brisbane at the Gabba, and we discuss key characters of the game, dick pics, and how Gill McLachlan and Andrew Demetriou both got flushed away.

Round 4: Jarrod Berries and Cream

In Round 3, Hawthorn play North and we ask some serious questions, such as: Why does JHF get booed? Is Nick Daicos overrated? And most importantly, what contrarian opinions will it take for Rose to get booted off mid-episode?

In Round 3, Hawthorn play North and we ask some serious questions, such as: Why does JHF get booed? Is Nick Daicos overrated? And most importantly, what contrarian opinions will it take for Rose to get booted off mid-episode?

Round 3: Fergalicious Greene

In Round 2, Geelong and Carlton - featuring two of the great country bumpkins - battle it out in what proves to be an episode full of analysis on international recruits, Patrick Cripps' character authenticity, and some very poor predictions for the rest of the round.

In Round 2, Geelong and Carlton - featuring two of the great country bumpkins - battle it out in what proves to be an episode full of analysis on international recruits, Patrick Cripps' character authenticity, and some very poor predictions for the rest of the round.

Round 2: Cameron vs. Crippa: Battle of the Country Bumpks

Ben Cunnington

We're back for season 2023! Some things change, some things stay the same. We hate North now, but West Coast are still shit. Join us to catch up on our vision for 2023, get to know West Coast's unfamiliar faces, and teach Cam Zurhaar a lesson about cyber bullying.

We're back for season 2023! Some things change, some things stay the same. We hate North now, but West Coast are still shit. Join us to catch up on our vision for 2023, get to know West Coast's unfamiliar faces, and teach Cam Zurhaar a lesson about cyber bullying.

Round 1: It's Always Nice to See Ben Cunnington

Charlie Cameron

It's a Semi Finals week for the books! The Lions get the bunny off their back against the Demons, Daniel Rich's butt grows larger each day, and Jake Lever proves himself every bit as insolent as he appears.

It's a Semi Finals week for the books! The Lions get the bunny off their back against the Demons, Daniel Rich's butt grows larger each day, and Jake Lever proves himself every bit as insolent as he appears.

Semi Final: Charlie Cameron and His Perfectly Shaped Calves

Will Hoskin-Elliott

In Round 22, the Swans put an end to the Magpies dream run and we talk Pat Lipinski's heritage listed nose, Ash Johnson's ascent to glory, and learn new, unexpected things about Mason Cox.

In Round 22, the Swans put an end to the Magpies dream run and we talk Pat Lipinski's heritage listed nose, Ash Johnson's ascent to glory, and learn new, unexpected things about Mason Cox.

Round 22: Will Hoskin-Elliott Gets the Voldemort Treatment

Matt Guelfi

In Round 21, the Bombers and the Giants continue to flop and we get a history lesson in Adelaide's Northern suburbs, talk the latest retirement announcements, and re-evaluate our relationships with Toby Greene. Also sorry for the audio issues once again we never learn not to yell into the mic :P

In Round 21, the Bombers and the Giants continue to flop and we get a history lesson in Adelaide's Northern suburbs, talk the latest retirement announcements, and re-evaluate our relationships with Toby Greene. Also sorry for the audio issues once again we never learn not to yell into the mic :P

Round 21: Matt Guelfi and His Objectively Beautiful Eyelashes 

Angus Brayshaw

In Round 20, it's Brayshaw vs Brayshaw as the Demons and the Dockers slog it out, we catch up on the latest goss, and get progressively drunker.

In Round 20, it's Brayshaw vs Brayshaw as the Demons and the Dockers slog it out, we catch up on the latest goss, and get progressively drunker.

Round 20: Angus Brayshaw is Worth Every Cent

In Round 15, Swans and Saints play the round's most boring game whilst we are joined by Stat Man and No Points Horse to discuss Nick Blakey's various lizard-like attributes, whether or not Max King is an industry plant, and draw parallels between history's treatment of Hitler with the AFL media's treatment of Bailey Smith. 

In Round 15, Swans and Saints play the round's most boring game whilst we are joined by Stat Man and No Points Horse to discuss Nick Blakey's various lizard-like attributes, whether or not Max King is an industry plant, and draw parallels between history's treatment of Hitler with the AFL media's treatment of Bailey Smith.

Round 15: Is Chad Warner Doing the Curly Girl Method?

James Aish

In Round 13, chaotic good Fremantle and chaotic evil Hawthorn battle it out and we catch up on the last few weeks of goss, cast Travis Colyer in the Lord of the Rings remake, and crack the case on AFL's biggest conspiracy theories. 

In Round 13, chaotic good Fremantle and chaotic evil Hawthorn battle it out and we catch up on the last few weeks of goss, cast Travis Colyer in the Lord of the Rings remake, and crack the case on AFL's biggest conspiracy theories.

Round 13: Does James Aish Remember Us From High School?

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