Our summer slime wave reaches a sudden and violent end as we unanimously rebuke Biker Mice from Mars and the toad-blasting Bucky O’Hare. As vermin living in a sports stadium scoreboard might say, ‘two strikes and you’re out!’Today’s Episode Sponsor: Long Men’s Baseball™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBiker Mice From Mars Episode 4, “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ City” Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 11, “The Warriors”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Our summer slime wave reaches a sudden and violent end as we unanimously rebuke Biker Mice from Mars and the toad-blasting Bucky O’Hare. As vermin living in a sports stadium scoreboard might say, ‘two strikes and you’re out!’Today’s Episode Sponsor: Long Men’s Baseball™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBiker Mice From Mars Episode 4, “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ City” Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 11, “The Warriors”Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Space Rodents Part II - Begun, The Toad Wars Have

The ‘90s snot-rocketed a wave of slime across the media landscape, breeding a rash of nasty, dirty critter boys. Forget teen turtles, fighting toads, or road-based sharks! Our new arc is for interstellar vermin: Biker Mice from Mars and Bucky O’Hare.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Bologna Cones™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBiker Mice From Mars Episode 1, “Rock and Ride!” Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 1, “War of the Warts”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The ‘90s snot-rocketed a wave of slime across the media landscape, breeding a rash of nasty, dirty critter boys. Forget teen turtles, fighting toads, or road-based sharks! Our new arc is for interstellar vermin: Biker Mice from Mars and Bucky O’Hare.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Bologna Cones™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBiker Mice From Mars Episode 1, “Rock and Ride!” Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 1, “War of the Warts”Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Space Rodents Part I - We’ve Seen The Mouse Peen

We’ve eaten the Spin-Spin Fruit and concocted a wild new idea for an occasional special—watch two completely randomized episodes of the longest-running rubber pirate anime in history, One Piece. The best part? We have no idea what’s going on.Today’s Episode Sponsor: James Cameron’s Avatar Souvenir Wristwatch™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESOnce Piece Episode 241, "Capture Robin! The Determination of the Straw Hats!" Once Piece Episode 52, "Buggy's Revenge! The Man Who Smiles On the Execution Platform!"Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We’ve eaten the Spin-Spin Fruit and concocted a wild new idea for an occasional special—watch two completely randomized episodes of the longest-running rubber pirate anime in history, One Piece. The best part? We have no idea what’s going on.Today’s Episode Sponsor: James Cameron’s Avatar Souvenir Wristwatch™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESOnce Piece Episode 241, "Capture Robin! The Determination of the Straw Hats!" Once Piece Episode 52, "Buggy's Revenge! The Man Who Smiles On the Execution Platform!"Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Wheel of One Piece - Oh Nakama, My Nakama

Justice prevails once more for Rambo and Conan, our shirt-averse heroes! That’s “justice” in the form of a rocket-propelled lecture on the Evils of Crack, and the shrieking spider-lobster Evillak.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Arranged Marriages for Pets™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 58, “Just Say No”Conan the Adventurer S2E29, “The Book of Skelos”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Justice prevails once more for Rambo and Conan, our shirt-averse heroes! That’s “justice” in the form of a rocket-propelled lecture on the Evils of Crack, and the shrieking spider-lobster Evillak.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Arranged Marriages for Pets™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 58, “Just Say No”Conan the Adventurer S2E29, “The Book of Skelos”Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Topless Justice Part III - The Crevice of Wind

True to our word, we’re back for Part II and the score is Justice: 2, Shirts: 0. What we *didn’t* expect was a drop-in visit from our favorite surprise guest, Count Vl*d Dr****a. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tunnel Honey™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Conan the Adventurer S1E2, “Blood Brother” Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 27, “Return of The Count” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

True to our word, we’re back for Part II and the score is Justice: 2, Shirts: 0. What we *didn’t* expect was a drop-in visit from our favorite surprise guest, Count Vl*d Dr****a. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tunnel Honey™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Conan the Adventurer S1E2, “Blood Brother” Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 27, “Return of The Count” Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Topless Justice Part II - Down for The Count

An eye-catching title to be sure, but no less accurate! We’re exploring the baffling G-rated cartoons of R-rated movies, namely Rambo and Conan. We enlisted married duo Alison &amp; Todd to settle the Hunk v Wizard debate, and great news—we solved it.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Inside Beef™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 24, “Mephisto’s Magic”Conan the Adventurer S1E1, “The Night of Fiery Tears”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Todd DurborawAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

An eye-catching title to be sure, but no less accurate! We’re exploring the baffling G-rated cartoons of R-rated movies, namely Rambo and Conan. We enlisted married duo Alison &amp; Todd to settle the Hunk v Wizard debate, and great news—we solved it.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Inside Beef™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 24, “Mephisto’s Magic”Conan the Adventurer S1E1, “The Night of Fiery Tears”Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Fabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Todd Durboraw Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Topless Justice Part I - Rambo vs. Wizards (w/Alison & Todd)

You're damn right we did direct-to-VHS classic Little Bigfoot, and you're DAMN RIGHT we got Amalia to fill in for Andy who couldn't make it. We spoke this evil aloud during our Dog Days of Summer arc and we aren't ones to back down from an incredible idea when it licks us in the face.This one was behind our very exciting Patreron paywall for a while, but we wanted the public to enjoy it as well. EAT IT BABIESTHIS WEEK'S MOVIELittle Bigfoot (1997) (It’s on YouTube omg go watch it)Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Amalia LarsonAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

You're damn right we did direct-to-VHS classic Little Bigfoot, and you're DAMN RIGHT we got Amalia to fill in for Andy who couldn't make it. We spoke this evil aloud during our Dog Days of Summer arc and we aren't ones to back down from an incredible idea when it licks us in the face.This one was behind our very exciting Patreron paywall for a while, but we wanted the public to enjoy it as well. EAT IT BABIESTHIS WEEK'S MOVIELittle Bigfoot (1997) (It’s on YouTube omg go watch it)Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Little Bigfoot - An SMT Movie Night (w/Amalia Larson)

Buckle up, podfans—this week, we’re running long to rank the first 100 cartoons we’ve seen for the show…in REAL TIME. What climbs to the top of the untouchable S-tier? How many shows are worse than Fish Police? Stop asking! We’ll cover everything!THIS WEEK'S MASTER RANKING DOCUMENThttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aiu8EhN5W6OGGO0fwSprMDiBiC9HJCRdOR5_reh5eCc/edit?usp=sharingJoin our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Buckle up, podfans—this week, we’re running long to rank the first 100 cartoons we’ve seen for the show…in REAL TIME. What climbs to the top of the untouchable S-tier? How many shows are worse than Fish Police? Stop asking! We’ll cover everything!THIS WEEK'S MASTER RANKING DOCUMENT<a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aiu8EhN5W6OGGO0fwSprMDiBiC9HJCRdOR5_reh5eCc/edit?usp=sharing" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aiu8EhN5W6OGGO0fwSprMDiBiC9HJCRdOR5_reh5eCc/edit?usp=sharing</a>Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Special - Ranking Our First 100 Cartoons

We love an occasional dip into unique animated films, so “just in time” for Oscar’s Big Gold Movie Party comes an in-depth discussion of the best Pinocchio of 2022. It’s a bigger list than you’d think. Heads up: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is NOT in this one.THIS WEEK'S FILMGuillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (Netflix)Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We love an occasional dip into unique animated films, so “just in time” for Oscar’s Big Gold Movie Party comes an in-depth discussion of the best Pinocchio of 2022. It’s a bigger list than you’d think. Heads up: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is NOT in this one.THIS WEEK'S FILMGuillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (Netflix)Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio - An SMT Movie Night (w/Shane Smith)

We’re calling it here for M.A.S.K. and Centurions. As much as they may try to win our fickle favor with A Nonzero Amount of Draculas, we can’t overlook a failure to deliver on any other front! Sadly, that includes a plan to turn all of Venice into jelly.Today’s Episode Sponsor: ???™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESM.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 60, “Venice Menace”Centurions Season 1 Episode 37, “Night on Terror Mountain” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We’re calling it here for M.A.S.K. and Centurions. As much as they may try to win our fickle favor with A Nonzero Amount of Draculas, we can’t overlook a failure to deliver on any other front! Sadly, that includes a plan to turn all of Venice into jelly.Today’s Episode Sponsor: ???™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESM.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 60, “Venice Menace”Centurions Season 1 Episode 37, “Night on Terror Mountain” Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/umq7Rms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/umq7Rms</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays</a> Our Website: <a href="http://www.satamtuesdays.com/￼join" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.satamtuesdays.com/</a> The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Centurions & M.A.S.K. Part III - Platonic Speedboat Friends

The adult podcast about children’s cartoons!

This show about shows shows us that we can laugh about past stuff in the present, and look forward to watching shows from the past right now!! It’s full of spoofs and goofs.

Great stuffs!

These knuckleheads sure know how to cluck like a couple of clucking hens

Saturday Morning Tuesdays Rulez

The adult podcast about children’s cartoons!

Saturday Morning Tuesdays

We’re drawing the line in the sand this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays and news flash dweeb—you’re out. We’re adopting an Ice-Dancers-Only policy to ensure this podcast is as exclusive as it is willfully obtuse.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Serena can never live up to her glory days as a moon skater • Lucas gets a whiff of that powerful she-wolf musk and chomps HARD on that flavor • Austin gets A Wizard’s Punishment for his shitty wizard words • Moo Montana and Sheriff Terrorbull try to avoid the tender touch of a man • Twist It Like A MustacheToday's Episode Sponsors: What Have They Done With Cinnamon™ and One Piece of Nasty Corn™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 35, "Ice Princess"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Cybersix - Episode 10, "Full Moon Fascination"Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 11, "Dances With Bulls"Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

We’re drawing the line in the sand this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays and news flash dweeb—you’re out. We’re adopting an Ice-Dancers-Only policy to ensure this podcast is as exclusive as it is willfully obtuse. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Serena can never live up to her glory days as a moon skater • Lucas gets a whiff of that powerful she-wolf musk and chomps HARD on that flavor • Austin gets A Wizard’s Punishment for his shitty wizard words • Moo Montana and Sheriff Terrorbull try to avoid the tender touch of a man • Twist It Like A Mustache Today's Episode Sponsors: What Have They Done With Cinnamon™ and One Piece of Nasty Corn™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 35, "Ice Princess" Available on <a href="http://WatchSailorMoon.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">WatchSailorMoon.com</a> (use AdBlock most def)Cybersix - Episode 10, "Full Moon Fascination" Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 11, "Dances With Bulls" Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 38 - Boulevard of Broken Dweebs

We really jammed it up this time! Turns out when Kyle’s not around we accidentallyThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Everything • In This Episode • Is Sponsors • Just The Ads • His palms are sweaty • knees weak • arms are heavy • there’s vomit on his sweater alreadyToday's Episode Sponsors: mom's spaghetti™The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): CONSPICUOUSLY MISSING

We really jammed it up this time! Turns out when Kyle’s not around we accidentally This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Everything • In This Episode • Is Sponsors • Just The Ads • His palms are sweaty • knees weak • arms are heavy • there’s vomit on his sweater already Today's Episode Sponsors: mom's spaghetti™ The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) The Dad (Audio Production): CONSPICUOUSLY MISSING

Oops! All Sponsors

This episode we go back to the 50s and have a rousing make-pretend about Rory’s very real 14-year-old son. Are there also cartoons? Yes?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Andy *almost* gains more Anime Demerits, and he’d better be fucking careful • Austin takes the gang on a disappointing trip for biscuits • Serena eats five whole desserts and hides it from her cat • Cat’s Cradle bafflingly wins Meridiana’s Game of the Year • Moo Mesa Presents: Snore Weddings and a FuneralToday's Episode Sponsors: Outer Space Travis™ and Night Games™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 29 - “Sailor V Makes the Scene”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Cybersix - Episode 7 - “Brainwashed”Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 8 - “Wedding Bull Blues”Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

This episode we go back to the 50s and have a rousing make-pretend about Rory’s very real 14-year-old son. Are there also cartoons? Yes? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Andy *almost* gains more Anime Demerits, and he’d better be fucking careful • Austin takes the gang on a disappointing trip for biscuits • Serena eats five whole desserts and hides it from her cat • Cat’s Cradle bafflingly wins Meridiana’s Game of the Year • Moo Mesa Presents: Snore Weddings and a Funeral Today's Episode Sponsors: Outer Space Travis™ and Night Games™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 29 - “Sailor V Makes the Scene” Available on <a href="http://WatchSailorMoon.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">WatchSailorMoon.com</a> (use AdBlock most def)Cybersix - Episode 7 - “Brainwashed” Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 8 - “Wedding Bull Blues” Available on YouTube The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 34 - Gary’s Goodbye

Kyle Levien

What better way to hijack the #Westworld Season 2 hype than by A) not watching Westworld, and B) watching three of the goofiest sci-fi western cartoons we could shake a snake at. Those Google Spiders are gonna be so steamed! #2West2WorldThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:If anyone asks, we did it for the clicks  •  Prairie-genesis gives us the gift of law-cows  •  Rory slips the word "ornithopter" into discussion and no one notices  •  Apparently time travel is just like, whatever now  •  Andy apparently knows a LOT of cat names from the 90’s musical punchline CatsToday's Episode Sponsors: The Cowboy Box™ and Thicket Brisket™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES---Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa #3 - “Bulls of a Feather”---BraveStarr #1 - “The Disappearance of Thirty-Thirty”---The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers #54 - “The Battle of the Bandits”

What better way to hijack the #Westworld Season 2 hype than by A) not watching Westworld, and B) watching three of the goofiest sci-fi western cartoons we could shake a snake at. Those Google Spiders are gonna be so steamed! #2West2WorldThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:If anyone asks, we did it for the clicks • Prairie-genesis gives us the gift of law-cows • Rory slips the word "ornithopter" into discussion and no one notices • Apparently time travel is just like, whatever now • Andy apparently knows a LOT of cat names from the 90’s musical punchline CatsToday's Episode Sponsors: The Cowboy Box™ and Thicket Brisket™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES---Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa #3 - “Bulls of a Feather”---BraveStarr #1 - “The Disappearance of Thirty-Thirty”---The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers #54 - “The Battle of the Bandits”

SEO-Friendly “Westworld” Special (w/Sheriff Kyle Levien)

Fantasy becomes reality with Vytor: The Starfire Champion! Special guest Nathan “Banana Leaf Skort” Cox joins our summer garden party as we attempt to understand this short-lived 1989 cartoon about unsafe boomerangs, talking sky cars, and tree maintenance.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special guest Nathan “We Told Him This One Was Good” Cox has a hilarious pants adventure • There’s a monkey in the garden, and we’d better go catch it • F-3PPO brings in the Star Wars target demo • Why don’t these science women believe in my manly magicks?? • Explore a world where ancient prophecies are about as old as the series finale of Frasier • Do you guys remember in SSX Tricky whereTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESVytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 1, “The Starfire Legacy”Vytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 3, “The Spirit Tree”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fantasy becomes reality with Vytor: The Starfire Champion! Special guest Nathan “Banana Leaf Skort” Cox joins our summer garden party as we attempt to understand this short-lived 1989 cartoon about unsafe boomerangs, talking sky cars, and tree maintenance. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special guest Nathan “We Told Him This One Was Good” Cox has a hilarious pants adventure • There’s a monkey in the garden, and we’d better go catch it • F-3PPO brings in the Star Wars target demo • Why don’t these science women believe in my manly magicks?? • Explore a world where ancient prophecies are about as old as the series finale of Frasier • Do you guys remember in SSX Tricky whereTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESVytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 1, “The Starfire Legacy”Vytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 3, “The Spirit Tree”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Vytor: The Starfire Champion (w/Nathan Cox)

We had to get a sports anime in the March Madness lineup, so enjoy American Football drama Eyeshield 21, complete with guns and vampire elves. Then we hit the ice with Disney’s Mighty Ducks, which is, of course, about hockey monsters from space.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:A hockey team manager returns us to the Disney School of Contract Law • Space Hockey is like regular hockey, but you get to kill for sport • It’s extremely cathartic to see a football team relegated to “anime club” levels on the high school food chain • Austin waggles a pinkie toe into the waters of the Anime Dungeon and likes how it feels • Andy wishes he could BE animeToday’s Episode Sponsor: Sexual Home Improvement™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMighty Ducks Episode 20, “Mad Quacks: Beyond Hockeydome”Eyeshield 21 Episode 1, “The Man with the Lightning Legs”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

We had to get a sports anime in the March Madness lineup, so enjoy American Football drama Eyeshield 21, complete with guns and vampire elves. Then we hit the ice with Disney’s Mighty Ducks, which is, of course, about hockey monsters from space. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: A hockey team manager returns us to the Disney School of Contract Law • Space Hockey is like regular hockey, but you get to kill for sport • It’s extremely cathartic to see a football team relegated to “anime club” levels on the high school food chain • Austin waggles a pinkie toe into the waters of the Anime Dungeon and likes how it feels • Andy wishes he could BE anime Today’s Episode Sponsor: Sexual Home Improvement™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMighty Ducks Episode 20, “Mad Quacks: Beyond Hockeydome”Eyeshield 21 Episode 1, “The Man with the Lightning Legs”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Three - Mighty Ducks / Eyeshield 21

Hop in our sidecar, little buddies! We’re off to explore our favorite three things that are two types of monsters and a car. No, it’s not Draculas and Horses and Miatas; Not even Gremlins and Goblins and Also Horses. It’s C&amp;D&amp;G baybeeeeThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Running Qua Hoon count: 11  •  Jack’s true calling is screaming at animals  •  No man cave is complete without merchandisable lava cannons  •  Detective Thirst-Class Elisa Maza rampages through Central Park for her limestone slam piece  •  Surprise surprise, Demona really loves murderin’Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars Hat™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 4, "Siege"Gargoyles - Episode 4, “Awakening, Part 4"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Hop in our sidecar, little buddies! We’re off to explore our favorite three things that are two types of monsters and a car. No, it’s not Draculas and Horses and Miatas; Not even Gremlins and Goblins and Also Horses. It’s C&amp;D&amp;G baybeeeeThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Running Qua Hoon count: 11 • Jack’s true calling is screaming at animals • No man cave is complete without merchandisable lava cannons • Detective Thirst-Class Elisa Maza rampages through Central Park for her limestone slam piece • Surprise surprise, Demona really loves murderin’Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars Hat™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 4, "Siege" Gargoyles - Episode 4, “Awakening, Part 4" The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part IV

Picture this — it’s Wednesday afternoon and you’re sitting on the sofa watching Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and then hey what’s this? A show about people paying their bills? That’s right, it’s King of the Hill, leaving you extremely confused and slightly irritated. And in time, you fall in love.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Rory’s Electabuzz deck has the market cornered • Swallow Naruto gum and master the art of ninchewtsu • Learn the legend of Porky’s Butthole • Hank was a big fan of our Hangups episode • Bobby’s love of deli meat brings him to his kneesToday's Episode Sponsor: Celery Mountain™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing of the Hill - S01E06, "Hank’s Unmentionable Problem"King of the Hill - S03E18, "Love Hurts…and So Does Art"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Picture this — it’s Wednesday afternoon and you’re sitting on the sofa watching Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and then hey what’s this? A show about people paying their bills? That’s right, it’s King of the Hill, leaving you extremely confused and slightly irritated. And in time, you fall in love. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rory’s Electabuzz deck has the market cornered • Swallow Naruto gum and master the art of ninchewtsu • Learn the legend of Porky’s Butthole • Hank was a big fan of our Hangups episode • Bobby’s love of deli meat brings him to his knees Today's Episode Sponsor: Celery Mountain™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing of the Hill - S01E06, "Hank’s Unmentionable Problem"King of the Hill - S03E18, "Love Hurts…and So Does Art"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part I - Get in the EVA, Bobby

Alison Lührs

It’s no secret that Zoltrax, King of Riddles, haunts Taiwan with his sackful of lies, sowing discord wherever his pale train travels. This week is no different, when he snickers his ghoulish laugh and goobers up our good tracks. (Translation: Rory fucked up again, but like, don’t worry about it.)This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special Guest Alison “I’m Above This” Luhrs hates our tawdry lollipop theme • Sailor Moon tries out her fresh new catchphrases • Meet the hot new mascot for jurisprudent snack chips • Melodia “doesn’t” like getting chucked around like a bag of apples • Old Man Stargazer handin’ out crusty candy apples.Today's Episode Sponsors: The Doritos Judicial Experience™ and Upside-Down Hats™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 23 - “Mercury's Mental Match”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 13 - “The Milk Run”Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 26 - “Sora's Crest of Love”Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

It’s no secret that Zoltrax, King of Riddles, haunts Taiwan with his sackful of lies, sowing discord wherever his pale train travels. This week is no different, when he snickers his ghoulish laugh and goobers up our good tracks. (Translation: Rory fucked up again, but like, don’t worry about it.) This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special Guest Alison “I’m Above This” Luhrs hates our tawdry lollipop theme • Sailor Moon tries out her fresh new catchphrases • Meet the hot new mascot for jurisprudent snack chips • Melodia “doesn’t” like getting chucked around like a bag of apples • Old Man Stargazer handin’ out crusty candy apples. Today's Episode Sponsors: The Doritos Judicial Experience™ and Upside-Down Hats™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 23 - “Mercury's Mental Match” Available on <a href="http://WatchSailorMoon.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">WatchSailorMoon.com</a> (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 13 - “The Milk Run” Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 26 - “Sora's Crest of Love” Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle) The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 27 - Joe’s Nut Mystery (w/Alison Lührs)

This week you’ll be so impressed by our amazing discussion and quick wit that you won’t even notice the 6 minutes of weird audio that happens when Zoltrax, King of Riddles, visits from the future and whispers his grim tidings into our ears. (does anyone even read these?)This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Joe’s torrid love affair with The Sphinx boils over  •  Austin steams up his patented punk salad  •  Sailor V knows how to merchandise  •  Mon*Star pumps his nickels into the one-armed bandit  •  The Elvis Monkey cooks himself into a digital bowl of flesh spaghetti  •  Sora does a Clone WarToday's Episode Sponsors: 2 Hot Monsters Walk-In Health Clinic™ &amp; Adult Popsicles™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 17 - "An Animated Mess"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 7 - "The Backroom"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 20 - "The Earthquake of MetalGreymon"Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

This week you’ll be so impressed by our amazing discussion and quick wit that you won’t even notice the 6 minutes of weird audio that happens when Zoltrax, King of Riddles, visits from the future and whispers his grim tidings into our ears. (does anyone even read these?) This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Joe’s torrid love affair with The Sphinx boils over  •  Austin steams up his patented punk salad  •  Sailor V knows how to merchandise  •  Mon*Star pumps his nickels into the one-armed bandit  •  The Elvis Monkey cooks himself into a digital bowl of flesh spaghetti  •  Sora does a Clone War Today's Episode Sponsors: 2 Hot Monsters Walk-In Health Clinic™ &amp; Adult Popsicles™<h2>THIS WEEK'S EPISODES</h2>Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 17 - "An Animated Mess" Available on <a href="http://WatchSailorMoon.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">WatchSailorMoon.com</a> (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 7 - "The Backroom" Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 20 - "The Earthquake of MetalGreymon" Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 21 - The Woes of Heavy Friendship

All good things must come to an end, which we guess means our time with Over the Garden Wall was a good thing because it’s come to an end. So gather up your sickles and roasted barley and let’s get pumpkin drunk on gourd wine.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Wirt cooks up a stinky mixtape • Jason Funderburker is the complete package • Soylent Green Seinfeld is back with new revelations • Potatus et Molassus • Lorna reveals her bone cryptTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESOver the Garden Wall - Episode 9, "Into the Unknown"Over the Garden Wall - Episode 10, "Into the Unknown"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

All good things must come to an end, which we guess means our time with Over the Garden Wall was a good thing because it’s come to an end. So gather up your sickles and roasted barley and let’s get pumpkin drunk on gourd wine. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Wirt cooks up a stinky mixtape • Jason Funderburker is the complete package • Soylent Green Seinfeld is back with new revelations • Potatus et Molassus • Lorna reveals her bone cryptTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESOver the Garden Wall - Episode 9, "Into the Unknown"Over the Garden Wall - Episode 10, "Into the Unknown"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part IV - The Cow as Red as Milk

We have to skip the formalities this week because THEY MADE A FREE WILLY CARTOON WITH A CYBORG IN IT. Yeah we also watched Captain Planet send President Bush to Venus but seriously FREE WILLY TALKS LIKE HE’S PEOPLE AND FIGHTS A CYBORG.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special Guest Annie “Niceberg Lettuce” Jansen leads us in a highly successful ASMR venture • Rory regales us with tales of when he was King of High School and a (sch)longshoreman • Wasps: America’s most ruthless lobbyists • Tim Curry completely phones it in again • Austin drops some grim Sonic the Hedgehog tidings that are way past upsettingTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESFree Willy - Season 2, Episode 7, “Turmoil”Captain Planet - Season 3, Episode 1, “Greenhouse Planet”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

We have to skip the formalities this week because THEY MADE A FREE WILLY CARTOON WITH A CYBORG IN IT. Yeah we also watched Captain Planet send President Bush to Venus but seriously FREE WILLY TALKS LIKE HE’S PEOPLE AND FIGHTS A CYBORG. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special Guest Annie “Niceberg Lettuce” Jansen leads us in a highly successful ASMR venture • Rory regales us with tales of when he was King of High School and a (sch)longshoreman • Wasps: America’s most ruthless lobbyists • Tim Curry completely phones it in again • Austin drops some grim Sonic the Hedgehog tidings that are way past upsettingTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESFree Willy - Season 2, Episode 7, “Turmoil”Captain Planet - Season 3, Episode 1, “Greenhouse Planet”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Earth Day Special (w/Annie Jansen)

The boys are back in town and they’re watching two shows that you’re contractually obligated to also watch. Because of that terms-of-service you clicked “agree” on without reading. You also have to like, comment, subscribe, and tell our moms they look good today.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The boys miss an obvious ‘quarterback’ joke and now they regret it  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 4 and counting  •  Digimon eggs are basically bop-its  •  Jadeite gets lazy about codenames  •  Legendary Sailor Mars taps to produce two 1/1 crow tokensToday's Episode Sponsors: Rory’s Time™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES---Digimon Adventure #12 - "DigiBaby ---Sailor Moon (DiC) #7 - "An Uncharmed Life"

The boys are back in town and they’re watching two shows that you’re contractually obligated to also watch. Because of that terms-of-service you clicked “agree” on without reading. You also have to like, comment, subscribe, and tell our moms they look good today. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The boys miss an obvious ‘quarterback’ joke and now they regret it • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 4 and counting • Digimon eggs are basically bop-its • Jadeite gets lazy about codenames • Legendary Sailor Mars taps to produce two 1/1 crow tokens Today's Episode Sponsors: Rory’s Time™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES ---Digimon Adventure #12 - "DigiBaby ---Sailor Moon (DiC) #7 - "An Uncharmed Life"

Episode 12 - Spooky Ghost Kidnap Bus

At long last, we find a fantasy show that could beat up the other fantasy shows. Meet Arthur King and his knights, a deeply problematic team of time-travelling football-barians. Thrill as these marble-hewn paladins confidently shove through the lowered expectations of a time long past: the 1990s!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:What’s so wrong about a wizard treating his much younger friends to a playful lech? • The boys all cheer their own name as they plow their way through a conga line of available women • Horses, Guns, porque no los dos? • How old were you when you learned that Lancelot f*cks? • Austin studied the blade, but it doesn’t make him sound cool.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 1, "Opening Kick-off"King Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 2, "A Knight’s Quest" OR “The Search for Guinevere”The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

At long last, we find a fantasy show that could beat up the other fantasy shows. Meet Arthur King and his knights, a deeply problematic team of time-travelling football-barians. Thrill as these marble-hewn paladins confidently shove through the lowered expectations of a time long past: the 1990s! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: What’s so wrong about a wizard treating his much younger friends to a playful lech? • The boys all cheer their own name as they plow their way through a conga line of available women • Horses, Guns, porque no los dos? • How old were you when you learned that Lancelot f*cks? • Austin studied the blade, but it doesn’t make him sound cool.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 1, "Opening Kick-off"King Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 2, "A Knight’s Quest" OR “The Search for Guinevere”The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - King Arthur and the Knights of Justice

Bust out your sandy grapes and hit the crunchy surf with your favorite cartoon boys! YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The best themes are the ones that alienate Austin  •  We say farewell to Tenderhunk Nephlite  •  The Negaverse doesn’t even have Evil Christmas  •  Rory ignites a livejournal firestorm with his dreams of SteelSlash paramours  •  Silverhawks teaches kids how to submit a requisition form to accounts payable  • Werewolves in denim awaken some unsettling feelingsToday's Episode Sponsors: A Message From The National Lemon Council™ and Prairie Jam™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 20 - “A Friend in Wolf’s Clothing”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 10 - “Magnetic Attraction”Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 23 - “WereGarurumon’s Diner”Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Bust out your sandy grapes and hit the crunchy surf with your favorite cartoon boys! YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The best themes are the ones that alienate Austin  •  We say farewell to Tenderhunk Nephlite  •  The Negaverse doesn’t even have Evil Christmas  •  Rory ignites a livejournal firestorm with his dreams of SteelSlash paramours  •  Silverhawks teaches kids how to submit a requisition form to accounts payable  • Werewolves in denim awaken some unsettling feelings Today's Episode Sponsors: A Message From The National Lemon Council™ and Prairie Jam™<h2>THIS WEEK'S EPISODES</h2>Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 20 - “A Friend in Wolf’s Clothing” Available on <a href="http://WatchSailorMoon.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">WatchSailorMoon.com</a> (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 10 - “Magnetic Attraction” Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 23 - “WereGarurumon’s Diner” Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 24 - Beach Wine For Two

Patrick Stagaman

“What? I thought this show was called Saturday Morning Tuesdays, not Saturday Morning Saturdays!” Don't get your kilt up your crack about it, we’re doing a bonus episode! In honor of the Ducktales reboot on Disney XD (regular airing begins today) we decided to do a bit of a retrospective and look at the first episodes of both this new iteration and the original from 1987.Special guest Patrick Stagaman makes a bold new content acquisition  •  Andy tries out his Scrooge impression  •  Dogs and ducks form a truce in the duck-dog war  •  Austin gives a history lesson  •  Rory makes a startling discovery about The Bernie Mac ShowToday's Episode Sponsor: The Clown Ghost on Your Lap™THIS WEEKEND'S EPISODES---Ducktales (1987) #1 - “Don't Give Up The Ship”---Ducktales (2017) #1 - “Woo-oo!”

“What? I thought this show was called Saturday Morning Tuesdays, not Saturday Morning Saturdays!” Don't get your kilt up your crack about it, we’re doing a bonus episode! In honor of the Ducktales reboot on Disney XD (regular airing begins today) we decided to do a bit of a retrospective and look at the first episodes of both this new iteration and the original from 1987. Special guest Patrick Stagaman makes a bold new content acquisition  •  Andy tries out his Scrooge impression  •  Dogs and ducks form a truce in the duck-dog war  •  Austin gives a history lesson  •  Rory makes a startling discovery about The Bernie Mac Show Today's Episode Sponsor: The Clown Ghost on Your Lap™ THIS WEEKEND'S EPISODES ---Ducktales (1987) #1 - “Don't Give Up The Ship” ---Ducktales (2017) #1 - “Woo-oo!”

Super Special Saturday - Ducktales 1987/2017 (w/ Patrick Stagaman)

Listen up, guppies: We’re back underwater again for the tail end of our regrettable Fish Police run with the far-less-regrettable Amalia “Norway Or The Fjordway“ Larson. Shout-outs to @MeganMullally and her big break on CBS prime time!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:It’s an all-singing, all-dancing, all-’malia cabaret episode • We talk way too much about mouse balls, and not the kind for computers • Who among us hasn’t given a charity blowj or two • Let’s Learn Norwegian! • We discover the most cutting coffee putdowns you can shake twelve sugars atTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESFish Police - Episode 5, "The Two Gils"Fish Police - Episode 6, "No Way to Treat a Fillet-dy"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Listen up, guppies: We’re back underwater again for the tail end of our regrettable Fish Police run with the far-less-regrettable Amalia “Norway Or The Fjordway“ Larson. Shout-outs to @MeganMullally and her big break on CBS prime time! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: It’s an all-singing, all-dancing, all-’malia cabaret episode • We talk way too much about mouse balls, and not the kind for computers • Who among us hasn’t given a charity blowj or two • Let’s Learn Norwegian! • We discover the most cutting coffee putdowns you can shake twelve sugars atTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESFish Police - Episode 5, "The Two Gils"Fish Police - Episode 6, "No Way to Treat a Fillet-dy"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part III - You Can Get A Juice, Baby (w/Amalia Larson)

Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinballToday's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinball Today's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part II - A Long Way From Automotive

Special guest Matt “Flapjack Scorpion” Grigsby drives us to the dentist’s office for a second helping of high-stakes mummy trouble. Prepare for gold-thirsty ghosts, big sourdough babies, and Rory’s upsetting projectile teeth.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Don’t click on a folder titled “Spaceship Ideas” • A talking cobra masters Evil Quickbooks • Dentists don’t *keep* your gold teeth, right? • Scarab wants to know where the hip kids hang dry • Armon is going to literally eat a cooked personToday's Episode Sponsor: Potato Friendship™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMummies Alive! - Episode 20, "Ghouls’ Gold"Mummies Alive! - Episode 23, "Kid Scarab"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special guest Matt “Flapjack Scorpion” Grigsby drives us to the dentist’s office for a second helping of high-stakes mummy trouble. Prepare for gold-thirsty ghosts, big sourdough babies, and Rory’s upsetting projectile teeth. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Don’t click on a folder titled “Spaceship Ideas” • A talking cobra masters Evil Quickbooks • Dentists don’t *keep* your gold teeth, right? • Scarab wants to know where the hip kids hang dry • Armon is going to literally eat a cooked person Today's Episode Sponsor: Potato Friendship™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMummies Alive! - Episode 20, "Ghouls’ Gold"Mummies Alive! - Episode 23, "Kid Scarab"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part II - Mighty Morphin’ Donkey Centaurs (w/Matt Grigsby)

On the latest episode of Gills Gone Wild, AKA primetime CBS stinker Fish Police, Nathan “I Thought I Was Going To Pick The Shows This Time” Cox finds us sinking down the Horny Abyss and tries to pull us back to shore. Appropriately, it gets pretty blue. Let’s Dive Right In.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Get ready for the BMX mud wrestling of fish cartoons • They finally figured out how to put tits on an octopus • It’s Hanna-Barbera, but everyone has boners • Austin sips of a yellow gatorade and makes us listen, and we’re sorry about everything that happened after thatTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESFish Police - Episode 3, "Beauty’s Only Fin Deep"Fish Police - Episode 4, "The Codfather"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

On the latest episode of Gills Gone Wild, AKA primetime CBS stinker Fish Police, Nathan “I Thought I Was Going To Pick The Shows This Time” Cox finds us sinking down the Horny Abyss and tries to pull us back to shore. Appropriately, it gets pretty blue. Let’s Dive Right In. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Get ready for the BMX mud wrestling of fish cartoons • They finally figured out how to put tits on an octopus • It’s Hanna-Barbera, but everyone has boners • Austin sips of a yellow gatorade and makes us listen, and we’re sorry about everything that happened after thatTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESFish Police - Episode 3, "Beauty’s Only Fin Deep"Fish Police - Episode 4, "The Codfather"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part II - Spawning Season (w/Nathan Cox)

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