It's Animorphs book 49, The Diversion, &amp; we're so enthralled by it that we don't even take note of the episode number. In addition to changing the whole dang status quo, we discuss: More Blood Pokemon!, Being The Only One On The Way To Work Who Looks Like They Recently Drowned, Rachel Giving Marco A Drunk Stick &amp; Poke, Fuck A Circus, and Hatsune Miku Invented Pasteurisation Referenced media: That slug is tweeting, the emo song (general cw for mid 2000s edgy ~humour along the lines of homophobia, transphobia, &amp; self-harm jokes), a sharp animal

It's Animorphs book 49, The Diversion, &amp; we're so enthralled by it that we don't even take note of the episode number. In addition to changing the whole dang status quo, we discuss: More Blood Pokemon!, Being The Only One On The Way To Work Who Looks Like They Recently Drowned, Rachel Giving Marco A Drunk Stick &amp; Poke, Fuck A Circus, and Hatsune Miku Invented Pasteurisation Referenced media: <a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696894303531958383/758141506312732682/pacific-banana-slug-next-to-a-phone-for-a-size-comparison-M42WTY.png" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">That slug is tweeting</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsv1qrHGVE" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">the emo song</a> (general cw for mid 2000s edgy ~humour along the lines of homophobia, transphobia, &amp; self-harm jokes), <a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696894303531958383/758154365205872710/Screen_Shot_2020-09-22_at_10.34.30_PM.png" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">a sharp animal</a>

EPISODE 69: Animorphs Is Feminism Because Mommy Issues

This was recorded just after our last episode came out four months ago. We have good intentions &amp; I, personally, am doing something close to my best, thank you! Appropriately, it's book 48: The Return. In addition to rat monarchy, we discuss: I Think I Just Missed You Guys, Tobias Would Identify Too Hard With Anakin, My Podcast Within-A-Podcast Crying About The Skywalkers, Jake's A Serial Killer AU, Jellyfish Are Made Of Good And Lightning Referenced Media:Tammany Hall, I Gotta Google Some Things

This was recorded just after our last episode came out four months ago. We have good intentions &amp; I, personally, am doing something close to my best, thank you! Appropriately, it's book 48: The Return. In addition to rat monarchy, we discuss: I Think I Just Missed You Guys, Tobias Would Identify Too Hard With Anakin, My Podcast Within-A-Podcast Crying About The Skywalkers, Jake's A Serial Killer AU, Jellyfish Are Made Of Good And Lightning Referenced Media: <a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696894303531958383/752699947035394089/Screen_Shot_2020-09-07_at_9.20.41_PM.png" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Tammany Hall</a>, <a href="https://smeasel.tumblr.com/post/175415603207/smeasel-i-gotta-go-google-3-of-these-things" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I Gotta Google Some Things</a>

EPISODE 68: Jellyfish Are Like Not Super Into Politics

The six months between recording and posting this episode is a reference to the time travel in the book! Don't think about it too hard! We read book 47: The Resistance, which is about a real life war, unfortunately!! In addition to being xtreeme teene bored, we discuss: A Camp Movie Where They Keep Cutting To Beavers Building A Dam, Doing Crosswords &amp; Getting Into Wordplay, and Brain's A Strawberita

The six months between recording and posting this episode is a reference to the time travel in the book! Don't think about it too hard! We read book 47: The Resistance, which is about a real life war, unfortunately!! In addition to being xtreeme teene bored, we discuss: A Camp Movie Where They Keep Cutting To Beavers Building A Dam, Doing Crosswords &amp; Getting Into Wordplay, and Brain's A Strawberita

EPISODE 67: Oh Yeah! Uncles!

It sucks trying to capture that jaunty episode description tone when the book is just so sad. This book is so sad and so full of trauma and I don’t know how to do any sort of exclamation point about it or anything. We read Animorphs 46: The Deception and then talked about it.In addition to I DON’T EVEN HAVE A PITHY JOKE FOR THIS SECTION, we discussed: Why Sara’s Brain Is Bigger Than Doctors’, We’re Not A Bong Family, Crossword Twitter, and Animorphs Is So Hard You GuysReferenced media: This image for some fucking reason, not that i’m editorialising, but maybe i tried to edit out its inclusion but then it got referenced again so i had to put it back in, love my cohosts, would never judge them, wouldn’t dream of it, producing this podcast is a dream &amp; i never think abt breaking into their homes to change their mic setups, a 1999 Toyota Yaris

It sucks trying to capture that jaunty episode description tone when the book is just so sad. This book is so sad and so full of trauma and I don’t know how to do any sort of exclamation point about it or anything. We read Animorphs 46: The Deception and then talked about it.In addition to I DON’T EVEN HAVE A PITHY JOKE FOR THIS SECTION, we discussed: Why Sara’s Brain Is Bigger Than Doctors’, We’re Not A Bong Family, Crossword Twitter, and Animorphs Is So Hard You GuysReferenced media: <a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611400746100850690/679148648793374740/image0.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This image for some fucking reason, not that i’m editorialising, but maybe i tried to edit out its inclusion but then it got referenced again so i had to put it back in, love my cohosts, would never judge them, wouldn’t dream of it, producing this podcast is a dream &amp; i never think abt breaking into their homes to change their mic setups</a>, <a href="https://pict1.reezocar.com/images/480/autotrader.nl/RZCATTNL3B8B3DC2D67D/TOYOTA-YARIS-0.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">a 1999 Toyota Yaris</a>

EPISODE 66: Somehow In My Heart I Knew It Was Going To Be Weed Related

ive been soooooo sick its late &amp; i didnt put the theme music in &amp; im not gonna put the theme music in &amp; im not writing a description &amp; im not sorry. be nice to me. IT’S ANIMORPHS BOOK 45: THE REVELATION &amp; SPOILER THE TITLE IS REFERRING TO U REALISING U HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME.In addition to general Marco feelings, we discuss: I Came Out To Have A Bad Time &amp; I’m Honestly Feeling Very Attacky Right Now, Animorphs Noir, They’re All Just Looking For Dads, and King Of The Hill Animorphs AUReferenced media: Ant peekin’

ive been soooooo sick its late &amp; i didnt put the theme music in &amp; im not gonna put the theme music in &amp; im not writing a description &amp; im not sorry. be nice to me. IT’S ANIMORPHS BOOK 45: THE REVELATION &amp; SPOILER THE TITLE IS REFERRING TO U REALISING U HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME.In addition to general Marco feelings, we discuss: I Came Out To Have A Bad Time &amp; I’m Honestly Feeling Very Attacky Right Now, Animorphs Noir, They’re All Just Looking For Dads, and King Of The Hill Animorphs AUReferenced media: <a href="https://twitter.com/nuditea/status/1224487427294814209" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ant peekin’</a>

EPISODE 65: I'm Gonna Google Snoopy; You Guys Do Whatever You Wanna Do

About forty minutes into this episode, one of the hosts just sort of starts photoshopping pictures of kangaroos and dropping them into the groupchat. That’s the energy we’re bringing to the analysis. It’s Animorphs book 44, The Unexpected, and we’re doin’ an outback daytrip.In addition to barely parsing 143 pages of action, we discuss: I Hate Having To Confront The Person I Am, In-Universe Animorphs True Crime Podcast, I Don’t Pass The Mirror Test, and Animorphs Come To CanadaReferenced media: kangaroo tweets, kangaroo images, a snag (Australian snack)

About forty minutes into this episode, one of the hosts just sort of starts photoshopping pictures of kangaroos and dropping them into the groupchat. That’s the energy we’re bringing to the analysis. It’s Animorphs book 44, The Unexpected, and we’re doin’ an outback daytrip.In addition to barely parsing 143 pages of action, we discuss: I Hate Having To Confront The Person I Am, In-Universe Animorphs True Crime Podcast, I Don’t Pass The Mirror Test, and Animorphs Come To CanadaReferenced media: <a href="https://twitter.com/nuditea/status/1080208522808385541" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">kangaroo tweets</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/nuditea/status/1219457637999349766" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">kangaroo images</a>, <a href="https://thesmartlocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/images_easyblog_images_2163_b2ap3_thumbnail_image08_20150309-093616_1.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">a snag (Australian snack)</a>

EPISODE 64: Someone Walked Out Of Plato's Allegorical Cave & Was Told To Draw A Catgirl

Y’all… we are in the home stretch now, and it shows. It’s book 43: The Test, and we’re spending time with Taylor the terrible torturer &amp; being tender about Tobias’ trauma. Totally. Taxing talk.In addition to the counteracting of jingoist propaganda for kids, we discuss: Gamer Corner: Outer Wilds, Andalites Have Posable Eyes, Tobias Doesn’t Know His Pasta Shapes, Doctor Who… Uh… Period, Mallrat AU, and Brunch Drinks

Y’all… we are in the home stretch now, and it shows. It’s book 43: The Test, and we’re spending time with Taylor the terrible torturer &amp; being tender about Tobias’ trauma. Totally. Taxing talk.In addition to the counteracting of jingoist propaganda for kids, we discuss: Gamer Corner: Outer Wilds, Andalites Have Posable Eyes, Tobias Doesn’t Know His Pasta Shapes, Doctor Who… Uh… Period, Mallrat AU, and Brunch Drinks

EPISODE 63: The Cycle Of Coffee Headcanons Ends With Us

We’re using this podcast to climb directly into your ears to go on a Fantastic Voyage through your blood. Sowwy!! While we’re on our vein hike, let’s talk about Animorphs book 42: The Journey.In addition to following some kids through another kid, we discuss: Doing Cars Wrong (Predominantly), Big Sit In Passenger Seat Of Truck Energy, Science Is Cowards, They Come Upon The Helmacrons, Karaoke Has Lower Stakes Except When It Doesn’t, The Theoretical Stress Of Cooking Meat, and Let Me Record Podcasts On My Fridge

We’re using this podcast to climb directly into your ears to go on a Fantastic Voyage through your blood. Sowwy!! While we’re on our vein hike, let’s talk about Animorphs book 42: The <a href="http://Journey.In" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Journey.In</a> addition to following some kids through another kid, we discuss: Doing Cars Wrong (Predominantly), Big Sit In Passenger Seat Of Truck Energy, Science Is Cowards, They Come Upon The Helmacrons, Karaoke Has Lower Stakes Except When It Doesn’t, The Theoretical Stress Of Cooking Meat, and Let Me Record Podcasts On My Fridge

EPISODE 62: The Dial-Up Internet Of Vegetarianism

Returning to the studio after a few months with Animorphs book forty-one, The Familiar, where actually… nothing is very familiar. Think of who you were at age fifteen and come on this journey with us.In addition to being generally befuddled, we discuss: Death Note Yaoi, Star Wars Didn’t Exist Until Three Years Ago, High Quality Pictures Of Slim Goodbody, I Assume Somewhere Blair Is Screaming, Always Needing Interrogation Maybe or Monday is Monday funnier, and Advent Calendar Of TraumaReferenced media: High quality picture of Slim Goodbody

Returning to the studio after a few months with Animorphs book forty-one, The Familiar, where actually… nothing is very familiar. Think of who you were at age fifteen and come on this journey with us.In addition to being generally befuddled, we discuss: Death Note Yaoi, Star Wars Didn’t Exist Until Three Years Ago, High Quality Pictures Of Slim Goodbody, I Assume Somewhere Blair Is Screaming, Always Needing Interrogation Maybe or Monday is Monday funnier, and Advent Calendar Of TraumaReferenced media: <a href="https://www.amazon.ca/Vintage-Photos-Burstein-Fictional-Character/dp/B07WJ1MY2L/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34JWZPV6H5TYX&amp;keywords=slim+goodbody&amp;qid=1575583442&amp;sprefix=timed+%2Caps%2C225&amp;sr=8-1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">High quality picture of Slim Goodbody</a>

EPISODE 61: Will The Real Slim Goodbody Please Stand Up

Welcome to our wonderful life diving into the classic “what if something had never happened” trope with the fourth &amp; final Megamorphs! Join us as we watch Cassie become unstuck in time, hear Marco and Rachel grow closer together, and see the life of all of our favourite characters extinguished one by one. It’s Animorphs, baby!In addition to whatever it was we talked abt when we recorded this more than two months ago, sorry, my bad, we discuss: The Third Host Emily Swashbuckle, Mostly Clothed On The Internet &amp; Drinkin’ Coffee, Blair’s Beef, and Little Shitty ArmsReferenced media: Sharks are smooth as hell, Satah + Garold recording selfie

Welcome to our wonderful life diving into the classic “what if something had never happened” trope with the fourth &amp; final Megamorphs! Join us as we watch Cassie become unstuck in time, hear Marco and Rachel grow closer together, and see the life of all of our favourite characters extinguished one by one. It’s Animorphs, baby!In addition to whatever it was we talked abt when we recorded this more than two months ago, sorry, my bad, we discuss: The Third Host Emily Swashbuckle, Mostly Clothed On The Internet &amp; Drinkin’ Coffee, Blair’s Beef, and Little Shitty ArmsReferenced media: <a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/ad3je" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Sharks are smooth as hell</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/nuditea/status/1197321349749972992" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Satah + Garold recording selfie</a>

EPISODE 60: The Vriska Of Animorphs

The Wonder Yeerks is a show where three doofuses (Sara, Blair, and Satah) re-read the Animorphs books, re-watch the Animorphs show, and talk about how much we love our morphing children.

I can’t recommend the wonder yeerks highly enough! Anyone who loved animorphs as a kid is able to vicariously experience the joy of rereading the series as an adult through Luna, whose excitement is contagious, and anyone who wondered what animorphs was even about will get to follow along with first time reader Blair. I never stop smiling while listening to this podcast and I would die for both the hosts Thanks.

A wonderful podcast for ANY animorphs fan!

Luna and Blair are both absolute delights and every time a new ep of TWY comes out I drop everything to listen! Love these goofy dorks and all the word crimes they do!

A Wonderful Listen

The Wonder Yeerks

One of us is knocked out with the flu, so it’s up to the remaining two to try not to get knocked out by Feelings. Someone please SOS (Save Our Son). It’s Animorphs book 33, The Illusion, and it’s time to settle once and for all whether dogs have a food culture.In addition to bemoaning the trauma of a bird boy, we discuss: Goo Goo Dolls Sounds Like Morphing Noises, What Does It Feel Like To Have A Human Brain, Metaphorically Drinking Soda Through Life, School Dances, CAPTURED ON PURPOSE!!!, Only One Of Us Can Be Spartacus, Cousins You’d Go To War With, and The Capacity For SnacksReferenced media: Ben Wyatt AKA Jake on a bench alone

One of us is knocked out with the flu, so it’s up to the remaining two to try not to get knocked out by Feelings. Someone please SOS (Save Our Son). It’s Animorphs book 33, The Illusion, and it’s time to settle once and for all whether dogs have a food <a href="http://culture.In" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">culture.In</a> addition to bemoaning the trauma of a bird boy, we discuss: Goo Goo Dolls Sounds Like Morphing Noises, What Does It Feel Like To Have A Human Brain, Metaphorically Drinking Soda Through Life, School Dances, CAPTURED ON PURPOSE!!!, Only One Of Us Can Be Spartacus, Cousins You’d Go To War With, and The Capacity For SnacksReferenced media: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/goodkarmaphilly/photos/a.416941421675891/1522667461103276/?type=3&amp;is_lookaside=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ben Wyatt AKA Jake on a bench alone</a>

EPISODE 51: Humans Have The Capacity To Create New Snacks; Dogs Are Beholden To The Snacks Available To Them

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Luna was the boss baby. It’s true! Also, we’re here with our first Megamorphs book: The Andalite’s Gift. PLEASE read this book.In addition to this extremely good book, your anonymous hosts also discussed: Mission Impossible Tropes, Young Idiot Luna, Snake Farts, Blair Gets MEAN, Kapplegate’s Sponsorship Deals, Bi Cousins, Big Jim’s Crazy Taxi, Luna Learns About Straight Women, and Arthur Read the Fascist?Media discussed this episode:  Alternate book cover artSupport us on Patreon!

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Luna was the boss baby. It’s true! Also, we’re here with our first Megamorphs book: The Andalite’s Gift. PLEASE read this book.In addition to this extremely good book, your anonymous hosts also discussed: Mission Impossible Tropes, Young Idiot Luna, Snake Farts, Blair Gets MEAN, Kapplegate’s Sponsorship Deals, Bi Cousins, Big Jim’s Crazy Taxi, Luna Learns About Straight Women, and Arthur Read the Fascist?Media discussed this episode: <a href="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6d/Animorphs_bkmm01.jpg/220px-Animorphs_bkmm01.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Alternate book cover art</a>Support us on <a href="https://http://patreon.com/fearbaiting" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon</a>!

EPISODE 8: The Caddyshack Classic

Cancel culture is when six teenagers with alien technology come together to try to get you to freak out over some cockroaches in your salad. Sometimes, the natural state of two lifebeings interacting is fear. These are just quotes from Blair I really loved that were too long to make the episode title. I’m writing this at a bar because as I ordered a beer, I realised I hadn’t finished editing the episode, so I did it in the corner. Like a cool kid! The things I do for you. Anyway, book, I guess. I’m over it! Animorphs book 35: The Proposal. It’s a palindrome of the episode number! Fuuuun!!!!!!!In addition to Marco’s mental state, we discuss: Dopamine Machine Please, Poodles Have Genetic Bows, Caring About The Earth Was Starting To Become A Fad (But Not Enough Of A Fad), I Wanna Watch TV With That Dad, It’s Comforting To Know Humanity Has Always Been Broken, and The Cool Adult Who’s In On ThingsReferenced media: David Tennant with a ponytail, and again, Michael Grant’s andalite drawing from the series bible, white taxidermy monkey meme

Cancel culture is when six teenagers with alien technology come together to try to get you to freak out over some cockroaches in your salad. Sometimes, the natural state of two lifebeings interacting is fear. These are just quotes from Blair I really loved that were too long to make the episode title. I’m writing this at a bar because as I ordered a beer, I realised I hadn’t finished editing the episode, so I did it in the corner. Like a cool kid! The things I do for you. Anyway, book, I guess. I’m over it! Animorphs book 35: The Proposal. It’s a palindrome of the episode number! Fuuuun!!!!!!!In addition to Marco’s mental state, we discuss: Dopamine Machine Please, Poodles Have Genetic Bows, Caring About The Earth Was Starting To Become A Fad (But Not Enough Of A Fad), I Wanna Watch TV With That Dad, It’s Comforting To Know Humanity Has Always Been Broken, and The Cool Adult Who’s In On ThingsReferenced media: <a href="https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/30/article-0-18616F0300000578-231_634x690.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">David Tennant with a ponytail</a>, <a href="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4d/c5/29/4dc529f88584cfda397e7ed6dd2e8815.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">and again</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelGrantBks/status/1118990778095693824" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Michael Grant’s andalite drawing from the series bible</a>, <a href="https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/077/564/d5b.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">white taxidermy monkey meme</a>

EPISODE 53: Some People Irony Poison To Cope

David Letterman

After an epidemic of laptop foibles, we’re back to discuss book twenty-one, The Threat. Some of us are certainly having our patience threatened by a certain newcomer to the series. Who has opinions about birds? Who has opinions about what instruments the children would play? WHO is the DAVID of this PODCAST???In addition to a detailed list of seagull grievances, we discuss: This Podcast Is Just Hereditary, Wawa Taxes, Chuck &amp; Stevenen: Gamer Boyz, You Can’t Press Charges Against A Bird, A Sad Version of The Onceler, You Know When You Kick So Hard You Explode

After an epidemic of laptop foibles, we’re back to discuss book twenty-one, The Threat. Some of us are certainly having our patience threatened by a certain newcomer to the series. Who has opinions about birds? Who has opinions about what instruments the children would play? WHO is the DAVID of this PODCAST???In addition to a detailed list of seagull grievances, we discuss: This Podcast Is Just Hereditary, Wawa Taxes, Chuck &amp; Stevenen: Gamer Boyz, You Can’t Press Charges Against A Bird, A Sad Version of The Onceler, You Know When You Kick So Hard You Explode

EPISODE 36: These Children Do Not Watch David Letterman

Bill Clinton is in your D&amp;D campaign. Bill Clinton is in your house. We’re talking about book twenty-two, The Solution, but more importantly, we’re uncovering the secret that TRPG makers everywhere don’t want you to know.In addition to QBC (quiet bill clinton), we discuss Grocery Pranks, Blair’s Online Legacy, Sara Gets A Pop Filter, What We Were Allowed To Watch, &amp; A New Front Bottoms Lyric, but Mostly QBC

Bill Clinton is in your D&amp;D campaign. Bill Clinton is in your house. We’re talking about book twenty-two, The Solution, but more importantly, we’re uncovering the secret that TRPG makers everywhere don’t want you to know.In addition to QBC (quiet bill clinton), we discuss Grocery Pranks, Blair’s Online Legacy, Sara Gets A Pop Filter, What We Were Allowed To Watch, &amp; A New Front Bottoms Lyric, but Mostly QBC

EPISODE 37: We’re All Just Animals That Are Eating Off The Ground

By the grayse of gawd, Blair and Satah are here to discuss Animorphs book 23, The Pretender. What’s family? What’s morality? How does a hawk deal with CTPSD &amp; clinical depression? How do we adopt &amp; protect him, please, like please,???In addition to Tobias’ general angst, we discuss Experimental Podcast Loops, Listen Let’s Talk About Wills, Traumababy, Ax Is Only A Little Boy, The Gentlest “Shut The Fuck Up”, Animorphs Open Mic Night, Humans R Just Animals With Philosophy, and The Protagonist Degree

By the grayse of gawd, Blair and Satah are here to discuss Animorphs book 23, The Pretender. What’s family? What’s morality? How does a hawk deal with CTPSD &amp; clinical depression? How do we adopt &amp; protect him, please, like please,???In addition to Tobias’ general angst, we discuss Experimental Podcast Loops, Listen Let’s Talk About Wills, Traumababy, Ax Is Only A Little Boy, The Gentlest “Shut The Fuck Up”, Animorphs Open Mic Night, Humans R Just Animals With Philosophy, and The Protagonist Degree

EPISODE 38: It’s Cool Being Tobias Isn’t It

Well, Lulu did in fact morph her leg into a broken one! But she’s back now, and is extremely slowly de-morphing. Hopefully she doesn’t get stuck like this! Anyways, we have the first episode that Lulu actually liked! Wow! Some top quality acting out of Shawn Ashmore here.In addition to this stellar two-part episode of television, we also discussed Lulu’s New Name, Violet Trout, CheezyTits’s Cassie Slander, Driver’s License Will and Testament, Marco’s Star Wars Rage, The Andalite Dictionary, Youtube Poop Retrospective, and a Garold Cameo!Support us on Patreon!

Well, Lulu did in fact morph her leg into a broken one! But she’s back now, and is extremely slowly de-morphing. Hopefully she doesn’t get stuck like this! Anyways, we have the first episode that Lulu actually liked! Wow! Some top quality acting out of Shawn Ashmore here.In addition to this stellar two-part episode of television, we also discussed Lulu’s New Name, Violet Trout, CheezyTits’s Cassie Slander, Driver’s License Will and Testament, Marco’s Star Wars Rage, The Andalite Dictionary, Youtube Poop Retrospective, and a Garold Cameo!Support us on <a href="http://patreon.com/fearbaiting" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon</a>!

EPISODE 25: Dope Therapy Lion

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate performs some truly heinous word crimes in this volume. Luna read and re-read this book too many times to count as a kid, and it apparently planted some serious phobias. But trust us, it’s great. In addition to The Predator, your hosts discuss: Self-Doxxing, The Six-Brain, Conversational Flips, Marco Is Incredibly Straight, Mike and the Milk Dud, Bomb Prank (Gone Sexual?), Ax LOVES Cinnabon, Sad Mall Stories, The Dreaded Stink Foot, Visser One REVEALED, Official Animorphs Ratings, Rachel the Xenomorph, and We Still Don’t Have A Fucking Outro.Things we discussed:  A cool Animorphs decalThe original coverThe single-image coverSorry about the weird cut in the middle! Luna’s internet entirely shit the bed and it was kinda hard to edit around.

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate performs some truly heinous word crimes in this volume. Luna read and re-read this book too many times to count as a kid, and it apparently planted some serious phobias. But trust us, it’s great. In addition to The Predator, your hosts discuss: Self-Doxxing, The Six-Brain, Conversational Flips, Marco Is Incredibly Straight, Mike and the Milk Dud, Bomb Prank (Gone Sexual?), Ax LOVES Cinnabon, Sad Mall Stories, The Dreaded Stink Foot, Visser One REVEALED, Official Animorphs Ratings, Rachel the Xenomorph, and We Still Don’t Have A Fucking Outro.Things we discussed: <a href="http://www.scholastic.com/animorphs/download/lobster.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> A cool Animorphs decal</a><a href="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Animorphs_bk05.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The original cover</a><a href="https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Y4YEWQbxL.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The single-image cover</a>Sorry about the weird cut in the middle! Luna’s internet entirely shit the bed and it was kinda hard to edit around.

EPISODE 5: Cryptozoologists LOVE The Unabomber

Can a family be one mom, one dad, one more parent, their blue son whom they all could not possibly love more, &amp; all of his vigilante friends? Yes. Absolutely. It usually is. Learn that and more with the three most linguistically fastidious people you know as they throw their advanced brainpower behind analysis of the eighteenth Animorphs book: The Decision.In addition to generally dismantling the concept of grammar, we discuss: Energy Drinks Are Poison, Centaur Exercise, Shipping Is Literary, Cinnamon Bun Locations Are Not Ideal, Word Hard Find So Control F, How Slug Make Weapon?, Ax Could Be Small Or Big (Depends), Hoof Beef, More Hearts More Love, and Granted: Whales Don’t Fucking Real

Can a family be one mom, one dad, one more parent, their blue son whom they all could not possibly love more, &amp; all of his vigilante friends? Yes. Absolutely. It usually is. Learn that and more with the three most linguistically fastidious people you know as they throw their advanced brainpower behind analysis of the eighteenth Animorphs book: The Decision.In addition to generally dismantling the concept of grammar, we discuss: Energy Drinks Are Poison, Centaur Exercise, Shipping Is Literary, Cinnamon Bun Locations Are Not Ideal, Word Hard Find So Control F, How Slug Make Weapon?, Ax Could Be Small Or Big (Depends), Hoof Beef, More Hearts More Love, and Granted: Whales Don’t Fucking Real

EPISODE 32: Centaurs Don’t Real, So, Infinite Stairs

This week, your hosts John McCain and Sarah Palin dive deep into the BIG existential questions, such as “Can the flap of a butterfly’s wings change the course of history?” and “How do you hold onto hope after seeing the face of your own doom?” and “Why does Kapplegate continue to be like this?”Discover the answer to these questions and more as we discuss the seventh book in the Animorphs series, The Stranger!Very Important Visual Aides: Cover ICover IIYeerk?????

This week, your hosts John McCain and Sarah Palin dive deep into the BIG existential questions, such as “Can the flap of a butterfly’s wings change the course of history?” and “How do you hold onto hope after seeing the face of your own doom?” and “Why does Kapplegate continue to be like this?”Discover the answer to these questions and more as we discuss the seventh book in the Animorphs series, The Stranger!Very Important Visual Aides:<ul><li><a href="https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/animorphs/images/1/10/Animorphs_7_the_stranger_o_estranho_brazilian_cover.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160413013648" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Cover I</a></li><li><a href="https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VbV2ZOStL.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cover II</a></li><li><a href="http://images.neopets.com/art/petpets/slorg6.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Yeerk?????</a></li></ul>

EPISODE 7: I'm Bussy?

The rumour come out: does Satah is correct? Yes. Absolutely. This a good TV show, and finally, all of the hosts agree. There will be no take-backs. Today we’re talking about Animorphs S01E11, in which the protagonist is inexplicably swapped, and then semi-explicably croc’d. On the “Does Tobias exist?” chart, this one ranks: sort of!In addition to yet another great episode of this TV show, we discuss: Name Morphs, Coffee Crimes, Zoo Enclosure Logistics, Buffy Digression, Buffy Digression The Second And Also Third, Visser Three Is Banksy, Satah Has A Fucking Breakdown About A Pop Star Misidentification, Lllamas: They’re Good, Friendship Was The Lesson, Parallel UniversesSupport us on Patreon!

The rumour come out: does Satah is correct? Yes. Absolutely. This a good TV show, and finally, all of the hosts agree. There will be no take-backs. Today we’re talking about Animorphs S01E11, in which the protagonist is inexplicably swapped, and then semi-explicably croc’d. On the “Does Tobias exist?” chart, this one ranks: sort of!In addition to yet another great episode of this TV show, we discuss: Name Morphs, Coffee Crimes, Zoo Enclosure Logistics, Buffy Digression, Buffy Digression The Second And Also Third, Visser Three Is Banksy, Satah Has A Fucking Breakdown About A Pop Star Misidentification, Lllamas: They’re Good, Friendship Was The Lesson, Parallel Universes<a href="http://patreon.com/fearbaiting" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Support us on Patreon</a>!

EPISODE 26: A Flower Pretending To Be A Snake

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate inspired a generation of transformation fetishists and was probably definitely horny for transformation herself. Or at least her ghostwriter for this book was. It’s Cassie time, she turns into a horse, and it’s The Unknown!In addition to alien shitboxes, we also discussed Christmas Talk, Butch Lesbian Cassie, Public Deucing, Transformation Talk, Dyson’s Other Blades, Domain Cultures, and Midwest Morphfest.Referenced media: Kakyoin Has a NightmareSupport us on Patreon!

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate inspired a generation of transformation fetishists and was probably definitely horny for transformation herself. Or at least her ghostwriter for this book was. It’s Cassie time, she turns into a horse, and it’s The Unknown!In addition to alien shitboxes, we also discussed Christmas Talk, Butch Lesbian Cassie, Public Deucing, Transformation Talk, Dyson’s Other Blades, Domain Cultures, and Midwest Morphfest.Referenced media: <a href="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/209/885/913.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kakyoin Has a Nightmare</a>Support us on <a href="http://patreon.com/fearbaiting" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon</a>!

EPISODE 15: Is Mr. Six Alive?

This week, your hosts… Phillip and Caleb? Read and talk about the eighth book in the Animorphs series, our very first Ax book, The Alien! Well, at least, we try to talk about it. Mostly, we end up rambling off on topics such as astrology, peer pressured foley work, impulse control, and just being fun, fresh and flirty! But goodness are we ever excited to talk about our very good blue boy as he tries to tackle his extremely juicy YA alien angst!Book Cover #1Book Cover #2

This week, your hosts… Phillip and Caleb? Read and talk about the eighth book in the Animorphs series, our very first Ax book, The Alien! Well, at least, we try to talk about it. Mostly, we end up rambling off on topics such as astrology, peer pressured foley work, impulse control, and just being fun, fresh and flirty! But goodness are we ever excited to talk about our very good blue boy as he tries to tackle his extremely juicy YA alien angst!<a href="http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/covers/bk8.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Book Cover #1</a><a href="http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/covers/bk8-new.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Book Cover #2</a>

EPISODE 9: Here's Your Sign

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that this book just kinda wholesale rips off Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Home Improvement. Also, Rachel is allergic to crocodiles! It’s The Reaction!In addition to Rachel’s allergy adventure also discuss The Three Names Curse, Crocodile/Alligator Differences, Nomenclatures, A LONG Twilight Tangent, Luna’s Memorization Skills, Yasmine Bleeth, Visser Three’s Human Form, Luna’s Stupidity, and Punchiness vs. Horny On Main.Referenced content:  Yasmine Bleeth Game OverSupport us on Patreon!

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that this book just kinda wholesale rips off Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Home Improvement. Also, Rachel is allergic to crocodiles! It’s The Reaction!In addition to Rachel’s allergy adventure also discuss The Three Names Curse, Crocodile/Alligator Differences, Nomenclatures, A LONG Twilight Tangent, Luna’s Memorization Skills, Yasmine Bleeth, Visser Three’s Human Form, Luna’s Stupidity, and Punchiness vs. Horny On Main.Referenced content: <a href="https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/nicUXAutgY8T995XzkoHAZmmO4JE9ujx-nO_srabWfU/https/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Yasmine_Bleeth.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Yasmine Bleeth</a><a href="https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/Im1RnTHyFrFSzpzO89JzD3Rry3Kxd3yvPOxOgInnaYU/https/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Gameoverfront.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Game Over</a>Support us on <a href="http://patreon.com/fearbaiting" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon</a>!

EPISODE 13: Wizard Slurs

It’s the oatmeal book, folks, so strap in as Blair, Sara, and Satah tuck in to book seventeen, The Underground! Join us as we talk about limbs getting ripped off and how fun that is, Animorphs Therapist OC, dogtalk, Glee-talk, and so much more!

It’s the oatmeal book, folks, so strap in as Blair, Sara, and Satah tuck in to book seventeen, The Underground! Join us as we talk about limbs getting ripped off and how fun that is, Animorphs Therapist OC, dogtalk, Glee-talk, and so much more!

EPISODE 31: Gleek Bio-Filters

Just because someone is absolutely one hundred percent guaranteed by the stars to kill one of your co-hosts is no reason not to stan. It’s a Cassie book, which means a lot of fumbling through trying to process the philosophical core of the Animorphs series. Also, eels! Join three people who have grown so ancient &amp; wizened that they can no longer handle your standard iced tea to discuss this sweet treat of a book, number 29, The Sickness. Ooh ah ah ah.In addition to moral complexity of alien species, we discuss: No Jokes 2K19, Licensed Fast Food Toys, and A Homestuck TangentReferenced media: Pizza Hut yeerk squirter, “Tacos and Animorphs?!”, Animorphsmarkers, Tobias hawk glider

Just because someone is absolutely one hundred percent guaranteed by the stars to kill one of your co-hosts is no reason not to stan. It’s a Cassie book, which means a lot of fumbling through trying to process the philosophical core of the Animorphs series. Also, eels! Join three people who have grown so ancient &amp; wizened that they can no longer handle your standard iced tea to discuss this sweet treat of a book, number 29, The Sickness. Ooh ah ah <a href="http://ah.In" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">ah.In</a> addition to moral complexity of alien species, we discuss: No Jokes 2K19, Licensed Fast Food Toys, and A Homestuck TangentReferenced media: <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/animorphs/images/f/fe/Yeerk_pool_ship_squirter_pizza_hut_toy_bottom_view.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160426023118" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pizza Hut yeerk squirter</a>, <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/animorphs/images/f/f3/Da_taco_bell_ad_final.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160210040646" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Tacos and Animorphs?!”</a>, <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/animorphs/images/3/3d/Ani56.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/231?cb=20150625221721" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Animorphs</a><a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/animorphs/images/f/f7/Tumblr_nwbm9nUkrT1uuilj1o2_1280.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20160309020435" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">markers</a>, <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/animorphs/images/4/49/Tobias_hawk_glider_top_view_animorphs_kfc_toy.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160609014909" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Tobias hawk glider</a>

EPISODE 46: Okay, I'm Going To Do A Naruto

Welcome to the first ever live episode of The Wonder Yeerks! Lulu’s up in Toronto for EGLX, and Satah made the trip over to her hotel to record this episode in the flesh! Also, the gang has finally found a weapon to fight the yeerks, and it’s fuckin…oatmeal. Brown sugar oatmeal. Yeah, we don’t know either. Apparently this happens in the books, but we haven’t gotten there yet, so we assumed this was a weird edit by the showrunners, but it’s canon! Whoops!In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed: Live Studio Audience, EGLX [check Lulu out on Saturday at 12:15 EST! twitch.tv/gamesfinishe], Airborne Meat Trap Beat, Luna Watches Satah’s Face Not React To Her References In Real Time, Oatmeal Onomatopoeia, Customers are Stupid, Prop Budget, Shaped for Tunnels, Luna Sings An Entire Hanna-Barbera Theme Song?, Animorphs MusicalReferenced Media: Our audio producer Spittle ADVENTURE’s Animorphs EpisodesSupport us on Patreon!

Welcome to the first ever live episode of The Wonder Yeerks! Lulu’s up in Toronto for EGLX, and Satah made the trip over to her hotel to record this episode in the flesh! Also, the gang has finally found a weapon to fight the yeerks, and it’s fuckin…oatmeal. Brown sugar oatmeal. Yeah, we don’t know either. Apparently this happens in the books, but we haven’t gotten there yet, so we assumed this was a weird edit by the showrunners, but it’s canon! Whoops!In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed: Live Studio Audience, EGLX [check Lulu out on Saturday at 12:15 EST! <a href="http://twitch.tv/gamesfinishe" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">twitch.tv/gamesfinishe</a>], Airborne Meat Trap Beat, Luna Watches Satah’s Face Not React To Her References In Real Time, Oatmeal Onomatopoeia, Customers are Stupid, Prop Budget, Shaped for Tunnels, Luna Sings An Entire Hanna-Barbera Theme Song?, Animorphs MusicalReferenced Media: <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DX0XqYlUMAAcnlR.jpg:large" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Our audio producer Spittle</a><a href="http://oneshotpodcast.com/podcasts/animorphs-1-the-sharing-is-caring/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> ADVENTURE’s Animorphs Episodes</a>Support us on <a href="http://patreon.com/fearbaiting" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon</a>!

EPISODE 23: Oatmeal Crimes

Blair is BACK and better than ever, ready to pop off season two of The Wonder Yeerks, and Satah’s decided to tag along for the long haul too. We suppose that Sara is just along for the ride, then. But that’s fine! Because this week, we have a… rhino, of a time discussing book sixteen: The Warning!Topics include: Being Very Tender About Children, Dookie Humor, Being Very Tender About How In Love The Children Are, Groups of People, Being Very Tender About How The Children Must Reckon With Their Own Mortality Day In And Day Out, And, Y’Know, Rhinos.

Blair is BACK and better than ever, ready to pop off season two of The Wonder Yeerks, and Satah’s decided to tag along for the long haul too. We suppose that Sara is just along for the ride, then. But that’s fine! Because this week, we have a… rhino, of a time discussing book sixteen: The Warning!Topics include: Being Very Tender About Children, Dookie Humor, Being Very Tender About How In Love The Children Are, Groups of People, Being Very Tender About How The Children Must Reckon With Their Own Mortality Day In And Day Out, And, Y’Know, Rhinos.

EPISODE 30: s02e01

Beatrix Potter

It’s a sleepy pod, baby! Cuddle on in for some relaxing bedtime discussion of Animorphs book thirty-one, The Conspiracy. Note: in this case, we assume that you prefer your lullabies to be full of children experiencing trauma.In addition to parents constantly being in peril, we discuss: 2b28, Ow My Baby Hand, Tiger Tiddies, Transgenderism Is Lit, and Beatrix Potter Knows Something We Don’t Know

It’s a sleepy pod, baby! Cuddle on in for some relaxing bedtime discussion of Animorphs book thirty-one, The Conspiracy. Note: in this case, we assume that you prefer your lullabies to be full of children experiencing <a href="http://trauma.In" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">trauma.In</a> addition to parents constantly being in peril, we discuss: 2b28, Ow My Baby Hand, Tiger Tiddies, Transgenderism Is Lit, and Beatrix Potter Knows Something We Don’t Know

EPISODE 49: Beatrix Potter Characters Don't Real; Cryptids Might Real

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