We talk about superpowers with a twist, popcorn, our usual topic (hint its cum), and some questions from Reddit enjoy and sorry this was late!!

We talk about superpowers with a twist, popcorn, our usual topic (hint its cum), and some questions from Reddit enjoy and sorry this was late!!

Ep. 67 - Jumping Planes

Andrew, Joe, and Ernie talk diet fads of the past the long past, as well as handle burning questions in "Knapp Thoughts". We also talk general nonsense as usual and Ernie rants about who knows what.

Andrew, Joe, and Ernie talk diet fads of the past the long past, as well as handle burning questions in "Knapp Thoughts". We also talk general nonsense as usual and Ernie rants about who knows what.

Ep. 66 - Diet Fads

Ernie, Joe, and Andrew learn their Bond girl names and try to guess the titles of what the internet says are the most erotic books!!

Ernie, Joe, and Andrew learn their Bond girl names and try to guess the titles of what the internet says are the most erotic books!!

Ep. 65 - Bond Girls

Andrew, Joe, and Ernie are back to it and talking about kitchen and house appliances! Well new and improved uses for them anyway. This also marks the return to a normal release schedule!! Yunglud - https://bit.ly/36lcido G-Eazy No Limit - https://bit.ly/2Qkzumv Jay Rock Win - https://bit.ly/2SQ5KPN The Neighbourhood Sweater Weather - https://bit.ly/2ZW7kS5 Simple Creatures - https://bit.ly/37Gqb6j

Andrew, Joe, and Ernie are back to it and talking about kitchen and house appliances! Well new and improved uses for them anyway. This also marks the return to a normal release schedule!! Yunglud - <a href="https://bit.ly/36lcido" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/36lcido</a> G-Eazy No Limit - <a href="https://bit.ly/2Qkzumv" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/2Qkzumv</a> Jay Rock Win - <a href="https://bit.ly/2SQ5KPN" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/2SQ5KPN</a> The Neighbourhood Sweater Weather - <a href="https://bit.ly/2ZW7kS5" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/2ZW7kS5</a> Simple Creatures - <a href="https://bit.ly/37Gqb6j" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/37Gqb6j</a>

Ep. 64 - Cumcake

Andrew, Joe, and Ernie talk life stuff and zombie survival while getting a handle on the new changes to the podcast. Wallows - Pleaser https://bit.ly/2q5rc7N Sum 41 - No Reason https://bit.ly/2OcasUo The Lagan - Same Shite Different Night https://bit.ly/2CMyCQ0

Andrew, Joe, and Ernie talk life stuff and zombie survival while getting a handle on the new changes to the podcast. Wallows - Pleaser <a href="https://bit.ly/2q5rc7N" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/2q5rc7N</a> Sum 41 - No Reason <a href="https://bit.ly/2OcasUo" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/2OcasUo</a> The Lagan - Same Shite Different Night <a href="https://bit.ly/2CMyCQ0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/2CMyCQ0</a>

Ep. 63 - Trick Shots with Semen

We are back and down a Jake found out more in the episode. There are some other slight changes in effect due to many life things happening all at once. Enjoy the episode as we talk about killing horror villains! Music: Alestorm - Shipwrecked the Drop Goblin Remix https://bit.ly/2m30t9g Great Grandpa - Teen Challenge https://bit.ly/2kD1V1T Grandson - Kissbang https://bit.ly/2kGecTh

We are back and down a Jake found out more in the episode. There are some other slight changes in effect due to many life things happening all at once. Enjoy the episode as we talk about killing horror villains! Music: Alestorm - Shipwrecked the Drop Goblin Remix <a href="https://bit.ly/2m30t9g" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/2m30t9g</a> Great Grandpa - Teen Challenge <a href="https://bit.ly/2kD1V1T" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/2kD1V1T</a> Grandson - Kissbang <a href="https://bit.ly/2kGecTh" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/2kGecTh</a>

Ep. 62 - We Are Back

It’s a two man episode so naturally we talk about penis farts, whether or not the idea of breakfast is a conspiracy theory, and the strangest sports around the world! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes:  Michael Cera Palin – Go home. Play Music. Feel Better. Strange Ranger- Leona  Jetty Bones – No Lover Articles this Week included:  Universal Orlando Troll Farts Glitter  HuffPo: How Lobbyist made Breakfast Pricenomics: How Breakfast became a thing  How Bacon and Eggs became an American breakfast  New US food guidelines show the power of lobbying, not science Bo-Taoshi (the one with the pole) Finnish Baseball (The one with commentary) Thanks for listening, we love you! 

It’s a two man episode so naturally we talk about penis farts, whether or not the idea of breakfast is a conspiracy theory, and the strangest sports around the world! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Listen to all music played on the show right here! <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://michaelcerapalin.bandcamp.com/album/i-dont-know-how-to-explain-it" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Michael Cera Palin – Go home. Play Music. Feel Better.</a> <a href="https://strangeranger.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Strange Ranger- Leona</a> <a href="http://www.takethistoheartrecords.com/products/634502-jetty-bones" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Jetty Bones – No Lover</a> Articles this Week included: <a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/farting-glitter-troll-universal-orlando_n_5c57b1dde4b087104754a282" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Universal Orlando Troll Farts Glitter</a> <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/nov/28/breakfast-health-america-kellog-food-lifestyle" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> HuffPo: How Lobbyist made Breakfast</a> <a href="https://priceonomics.com/how-breakfast-became-a-thing/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pricenomics: How Breakfast became a thing</a> <a href="http://www.americantable.org/2012/07/how-bacon-and-eggs-became-the-american-breakfast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> How Bacon and Eggs became an American breakfast</a> <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2016/1/7/10726606/2015-us-dietary-guidelines-meat-and-soda-lobbying-power" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> New US food guidelines show the power of lobbying, not science</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNVkXNdH2mA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bo-Taoshi (the one with the pole)</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDrLcPxSBRk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Finnish Baseball (The one with commentary)</a> Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 61 – The Breakfast Conspiracy

In what might be our most contentious episode yet, we rank the very best and worst chips after talking about Chernobyl and Ernie’s most recent drunken escapades! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: Dorm Patrol – Knocked Out Alomar – King of the World Save Face - Mercy Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd 😊 Thanks for listening, we love you! 

In what might be our most contentious episode yet, we rank the very best and worst chips after talking about Chernobyl and Ernie’s most recent drunken escapades! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://dormpatrol.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dorm Patrol – Knocked Out</a> <a href="https://alomar.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Alomar – King of the World</a> <a href="https://saveface.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Save Face - Mercy</a> Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd 😊 Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 60 – Nightmare of Fluids 

We're joined by Joe from Texas who tells us about his trip to Texas before they chat about Stranger Things Season 3 and their adolescent fads If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: PUP – Sibling Rivalry Camp Green Lake – Teen Angst Dune Rats – Dalai Lama Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd 😊 Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We're joined by Joe from Texas who tells us about his trip to Texas before they chat about Stranger Things Season 3 and their adolescent fads If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Listen to all music played on the show right here! <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://www.puptheband.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">PUP – Sibling Rivalry</a> <a href="https://campgreenlakefl.bandcamp.com/album/teen-angst" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Camp Green Lake – Teen Angst</a> <a href="https://www.dunerats.tv/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dune Rats – Dalai Lama</a> Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd 😊 Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 59 – Stranger Fads	

What Pokemon would batman train? What about Professor X? Or what about Black Panther? All these questions and more will be answered! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: Heart Attack Man – 100mg  (Millennial) Taking Meds – Tough Guy Together PANGEA – Kemore Ave Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd 😊

What Pokemon would batman train? What about Professor X? Or what about Black Panther? All these questions and more will be answered! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Listen to all music played on the show right here! <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://heartattackman.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Heart Attack Man – 100mg  (Millennial)</a> <a href="https://takingmeds.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Taking Meds – Tough Guy</a> <a href="https://togetherpangea.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Together PANGEA – Kemore Ave</a> Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd 😊

Ep. 58 – Fruit Loop Escapades

Idiots obsessed with pop cultures talk about pop culture and idiots!  Jake Perusich, Andrew Knapp, Joe Fogarty, and Ernie Johnson bring about their best and worst bits of information in the most novel format ever devised!

HA! I’m funny as hell, other guys.... they’re okay, but me? Funny! Go listen y’all

Great

I love you guys!!!!! Literally! Amazing podcast!!!! Listen to this now!!!!

You are amazing!

Off Shift

What kind of exotic animals would you own? Is a shrimp a bug? How are our quarter-life crises going? All these questions AND MORE are answered on this week’s episode! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: SWMRS – Trashbag Baby (Music Video) Stand Atlantic – Toothpick The Unlikely Candidates – Strange Love Articles this Week included: 20 Craziest Pets People Actually Own 20 Famous People with Exotic Pets Time Stamps Exotic Animals – 25:30 (There’s a lot going on here, and I’m not breaking it all out) Thanks for listening, we love you! 

What kind of exotic animals would you own? Is a shrimp a bug? How are our quarter-life crises going? All these questions AND MORE are answered on this week’s episode! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://swmrs.com/berkeleysonfire/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">SWMRS – Trashbag Baby</a> (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpGUIS5Vvw" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Music Video</a>) <a href="https://www.standatlantic.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stand Atlantic – Toothpick</a> <a href="http://theunlikelycandidates.com/music/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Unlikely Candidates – Strange Love</a> Articles this Week included: <a href="https://bestlifeonline.com/craziest-pets-people-actually-own/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">20 Craziest Pets People Actually Own</a> <a href="https://www.oddee.com/item_98880.aspx" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">20 Famous People with Exotic Pets</a> Time Stamps Exotic Animals – 25:30 (There’s a lot going on here, and I’m not breaking it all out) Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 39 – Trash Talking Babies 

We have an extra special New Years extravaganza episode with our good friends Alex Jones and Brady on to chat about drunk Ernie stories, and weeping Ninja Turtles! Its a big sloppy mess and we love it! Happy New Years! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: The White Buffalo – How the West was Won Turnpike Troubadours – Bossier City Murder by Death – I Came Around Weatherbox – My Head Articles this Week included Psssh, we’re not gonna give homework over Holiday break Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We have an extra special New Years extravaganza episode with our good friends Alex Jones and Brady on to chat about drunk Ernie stories, and weeping Ninja Turtles! Its a big sloppy mess and we love it! Happy New Years! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="http://thewhitebuffalo.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The White Buffalo – How the West was Won</a> <a href="http://www.turnpiketroubadours.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Turnpike Troubadours – Bossier City</a> <a href="https://murderbydeath.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Murder by Death – I Came Around</a> <a href="https://weatherbox.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Weatherbox – My Head</a> Articles this Week included Psssh, we’re not gonna give homework over Holiday break Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 30 – Food Network for Cannibals (ft. Alex Jones & Brady)

 It’s our one-year episode!!! In the last episode for some time where we have all 4 boys in the same room, they play the newly wed game where they immediately just yell at each other and then they play the long-lost game of Joe knows things! Learn the depths of our stupidity! Thanks for joining us this past year; lets get even stupider!  If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com  Music this week includes: Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties – Just Sign the Papers The Unliklely Candidates – Novocaine (Music Video) Prince Daddy &amp; The Hyena - Hidden Track  Articles this Week included:  Psssst, there’s nothing here…  Thanks for listening, we love you! 

It’s our one-year episode!!! In the last episode for some time where we have all 4 boys in the same room, they play the newly wed game where they immediately just yell at each other and then they play the long-lost game of Joe knows things! Learn the depths of our stupidity! Thanks for joining us this past year; lets get even stupider! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://www.aaronwestandtheroaringtwenties.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties – Just Sign the Papers</a> <a href="http://theunlikelycandidates.com/music/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Unliklely Candidates – Novocaine</a> (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGPB_IvmAJI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Music Video</a>) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ8mpRduIEs" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Prince Daddy &amp; The Hyena - Hidden Track</a> Articles this Week included: Psssst, there’s nothing here… Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 54 – The Newly Unfriended Game

The boys have an extra fast (and extra sloppy) episode this week where they drink some (truly horrid) homemade wine while deciphering famous movie quotes translated into Japanese! It’s a fun and sexy hot mess so enjoy! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Bullets and Octane – Pirates Riskee  and the Ridicule – Hipster (Music Video) Radiator Hospital – Our Song Articles this Week included NO HOMEWORK THIS WEEK FOOLS!!!! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The boys have an extra fast (and extra sloppy) episode this week where they drink some (truly horrid) homemade wine while deciphering famous movie quotes translated into Japanese! It’s a fun and sexy hot mess so enjoy! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes <a href="https://www.bulletsmusic.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bullets and Octane – Pirates</a> <a href="http://www.riskeeandtheridicule.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Riskee  and the Ridicule</a> – Hipster (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9astX9QLR1U" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Music Video</a>) <a href="https://radiatorhospital.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Radiator Hospital – Our Song</a> Articles this Week included NO HOMEWORK THIS WEEK FOOLS!!!! Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 28 –Attacked by Smashmouth

Riane Hysell

Andrew is joined by frequent guest Riane to chat about how collecting man milk, putting pineapple on pizza, hypnotist, and getting way too high before playing a game centered around the worst aspect of money and humanity! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: Haybaby – Total Bore  New Medicine – One too Many Whisperdisco – This is This Articles this Week included:   Full alligator skin is https://www.stmarynow.com/news-local/oversupply-hides-puts-damper-alligator-season Rambo Knife is https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-RAMBO-MC-RB1SS-Hunting/dp/B003EZEOLO  https://www.viator.com/tours/Oahu/Reef-fishing-Oahu/d672-157110P1  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OJFOVSY/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1&amp;pd_rd_i=B00OJFOVSY&amp;pd_rd_w=YPwSt&amp;pf_rd_p=8a8f3917-7900-4ce8-ad90-adf0d53c0985&amp;pd_rd_wg=j5iJf&amp;pf_rd_r=R1GE296PPDZXTHA0DGD5&amp;pd_rd_r=ff61aafc-8f05-11e9-8ae7-7d64170c01a3&amp;smid=A2LAW7TV44RAOK  https://paradisecopters.com/tours/hilo-doors-off-lava-rainforests-adventure/?src=OPI#.WaScy5OGNTY 1 week of children soccer practice - $105 http://playsportscity.com/lil-athletes/lil-kickers/ First aid training for coaches - $50 https://www.redcross.org/take-a-class/search?cgid=first-aid&amp;zip=Butte%2C+MT+59701%2C+USA&amp;latitude=46.0600227&amp;longitude=-112.490614&amp;zipcode=59701&amp;searchtype=class Instagramner post is roughly $1000  https://www.cpcstrategy.com/blog/2019/05/how-much-do-influencers-charge/Thanks for listening, we love you!   Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Andrew is joined by frequent guest Riane to chat about how collecting man milk, putting pineapple on pizza, hypnotist, and getting way too high before playing a game centered around the worst aspect of money and humanity! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Listen to all music played on the show right here! <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://haybabyband.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Haybaby – Total Bore</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/3driPpCh1JEUnPFKGyHXDr?autoplay=true&amp;v=A" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> New Medicine – One too Many</a> <a href="https://whisperdisco.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Whisperdisco – This is This</a> Articles this Week included: Full alligator skin is <a href="https://www.stmarynow.com/news-local/oversupply-hides-puts-damper-alligator-season" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.stmarynow.com/news-local/oversupply-hides-puts-damper-alligator-season</a> Rambo Knife is <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-RAMBO-MC-RB1SS-Hunting/dp/B003EZEOLO" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-RAMBO-MC-RB1SS-Hunting/dp/B003EZEOLO</a> <a href="https://www.viator.com/tours/Oahu/Reef-fishing-Oahu/d672-157110P1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.viator.com/tours/Oahu/Reef-fishing-Oahu/d672-157110P1</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OJFOVSY/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1&amp;pd_rd_i=B00OJFOVSY&amp;pd_rd_w=YPwSt&amp;pf_rd_p=8a8f3917-7900-4ce8-ad90-adf0d53c0985&amp;pd_rd_wg=j5iJf&amp;pf_rd_r=R1GE296PPDZXTHA0DGD5&amp;pd_rd_r=ff61aafc-8f05-11e9-8ae7-7d64170c01a3&amp;smid=A2LAW7TV44RAOK" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OJFOVSY/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1&amp;pd_rd_i=B00OJFOVSY&amp;pd_rd_w=YPwSt&amp;pf_rd_p=8a8f3917-7900-4ce8-ad90-adf0d53c0985&amp;pd_rd_wg=j5iJf&amp;pf_rd_r=R1GE296PPDZXTHA0DGD5&amp;pd_rd_r=ff61aafc-8f05-11e9-8ae7-7d64170c01a3&amp;smid=A2LAW7TV44RAOK</a> <a href="https://paradisecopters.com/tours/hilo-doors-off-lava-rainforests-adventure/?src=OPI#.WaScy5OGNTY" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://paradisecopters.com/tours/hilo-doors-off-lava-rainforests-adventure/?src=OPI#.WaScy5OGNTY</a> 1 week of children soccer practice - $105 <a href="http://playsportscity.com/lil-athletes/lil-kickers/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://playsportscity.com/lil-athletes/lil-kickers/</a> First aid training for coaches - $50 <a href="https://www.redcross.org/take-a-class/search?cgid=first-aid&amp;zip=Butte%2C+MT+59701%2C+USA&amp;latitude=46.0600227&amp;longitude=-112.490614&amp;zipcode=59701&amp;searchtype=class" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.redcross.org/take-a-class/search?cgid=first-aid&amp;zip=Butte%2C+MT+59701%2C+USA&amp;latitude=46.0600227&amp;longitude=-112.490614&amp;zipcode=59701&amp;searchtype=class</a> Instagramner post is roughly $1000 <a href="https://www.cpcstrategy.com/blog/2019/05/how-much-do-influencers-charge/Thanks" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.cpcstrategy.com/blog/2019/05/how-much-do-influencers-charge/Thanks</a> for listening, we love you! Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 55 – Jesus was a Werewolf (ft. Riane Hysell) 

Levi Craig

The room is full of hooligans and they’re hop into a chat about skiing and mentorship, poop covered walls, and kangaroos with tits! They also play such classic games as “What’s your Porn Name?” and “Nail Polish or Porn Title”. It’s a big drunk mess and its here right now! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Suidakra – Dead Man’s Reel Rotgut Whines – Gin and Salivate Basement – Disconnect Topic Time Stamps Ski Instructing and Mentorship 8:54 Solo – 28:08 Hell or High Water 30:31 Dwarf Tossing – 45:40 Mixing and Matching Animals – 48:11 Porn Names – 1:12:13 Porn or Nail Polish – 1:15:06 Articles this Week included Nothing because we’re dumb. Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The room is full of hooligans and they’re hop into a chat about skiing and mentorship, poop covered walls, and kangaroos with tits! They also play such classic games as “What’s your Porn Name?” and “Nail Polish or Porn Title”. It’s a big drunk mess and its here right now! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://www.suidakra.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Suidakra – Dead Man’s Reel</a> <a href="https://rotgutwhines.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Rotgut Whines – Gin and Salivate</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug1ZNRwcF84" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Basement – Disconnect</a> Topic Time Stamps Ski Instructing and Mentorship 8:54 Solo – 28:08 Hell or High Water 30:31 Dwarf Tossing – 45:40 Mixing and Matching Animals – 48:11 Porn Names – 1:12:13 Porn or Nail Polish – 1:15:06 Articles this Week included Nothing because we’re dumb. Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 35 – Motorboating Kangaroos (Ft. Riane Hysell and Levi Craig)

The world is upside down because Joe is back and Andrew is gone! So rather than discuss Joe’s journeys Joe and Riane talk about animal battle royale, spicy sex foods, and chocolate pudding poop! Have a listen so that’s not just a mess of words! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Wanton Bishops – Sleep with the lights on Between You and Me – Dakota Saul Williams – List of Demands (Reparations) Articles this Week included This episode was coherent as a stroke so no links! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The world is upside down because Joe is back and Andrew is gone! So rather than discuss Joe’s journeys Joe and Riane talk about animal battle royale, spicy sex foods, and chocolate pudding poop! Have a listen so that’s not just a mess of words! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="http://thewantonbishops.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Wanton Bishops – Sleep with the lights on</a> <a href="https://byam.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Between You and Me – Dakota</a> <a href="http://saulwilliams.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Saul Williams – List of Demands (Reparations)</a> Articles this Week included This episode was coherent as a stroke so no links! Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 32 – Lasagna Sex Armor (ft. Riane Hysell)

Our host is dead! At least for the next couple weeks, so without the dark flannel covered cloud looming over the room, Joe leads Ernie and Knapp into our most positive episode yet! Talking about hobbies turns into just blowing each other, but we also talk about buckets full of cocaine, so we’ve still got it bb!!! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Jeff Tuohy – Bourbon Street You, Me, and Everyone we know – James Brown is Dead Basement – Stigmata Articles this Week included; Joe didn’t give them to me, and I’m not looking for them soooo sorry lol Google it. Section Time Stamps: “Hobby” Talk – 24:08 Cocaine Lunchables – 1:10:46 Woman in a Vent – 1:16:00 Stoners find a Tiger – 1:25:04 Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Our host is dead! At least for the next couple weeks, so without the dark flannel covered cloud looming over the room, Joe leads Ernie and Knapp into our most positive episode yet! Talking about hobbies turns into just blowing each other, but we also talk about buckets full of cocaine, so we’ve still got it bb!!! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes <a href="http://www.jefftuohy.com/about/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jeff Tuohy – Bourbon Street</a> <a href="https://youmeandeveryoneweknow.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">You, Me, and Everyone we know – James Brown is Dead</a> <a href="https://basementuk.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Basement – Stigmata</a> Articles this Week included; Joe didn’t give them to me, and I’m not looking for them soooo sorry lol Google it. Section Time Stamps: “Hobby” Talk – 24:08 Cocaine Lunchables – 1:10:46 Woman in a Vent – 1:16:00 Stoners find a Tiger – 1:25:04 Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 38 – The Fellatio Hour

We did it… we survived 2018… listen to us talk about the holidays, Assassins Creed Odyssey, and the mechanics of superhero capes! f you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Jake, Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Hop Along – Sally pt. II Kathy McCarty – Rocketship The Griswolds – Beware the Dog Articles this Week included  Teeth in Wall Cosmonaut Pistol  Rhino Pills Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We did it… we survived 2018… listen to us talk about the holidays, Assassins Creed Odyssey, and the mechanics of superhero capes! f you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Jake, Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes <a href="https://www.hopalongtheband.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Hop Along – Sally pt. II</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLdgb3kZpM" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kathy McCarty – Rocketship</a> <a href="http://blog.wearethegriswolds.com/splash" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Griswolds – Beware the Dog</a> Articles this Week included <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/georgia-construction-workers-find-roughly-1000-human-teeth-hidden-inside-wall" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Teeth in Wall</a> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82_Cosmonaut_survival_pistol" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cosmonaut Pistol</a> <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=rhino+pills&amp;rlz=1C1ASUC_enUS635US635&amp;source=lnms&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0ahUKEwi4zum139DfAhWn5lQKHWoKDKgQ_AUIDygC&amp;biw=1745&amp;bih=853" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Rhino Pills</a> Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 31 – Meat Log 

We have the beautiful and kind James Richard on this week to talk about what board games would be like in real life and the mechanics of Flubber! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Amity Affliction – D.I.E. BRAINCOATS – Hurts Just Right SonReal – No Warm Up (Music Video) ßDefinitely Watch this! Articles this Week included: Lol You know damn well there’s nothing here Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We have the beautiful and kind James Richard on this week to talk about what board games would be like in real life and the mechanics of Flubber! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="http://www.theamityaffliction.net/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amity Affliction – D.I.E.</a> <a href="https://braincoats.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">BRAINCOATS – Hurts Just Right</a> <a href="http://sonreal.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">SonReal – No Warm Up</a> (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOn_b8JsMPI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Music Video</a>) ßDefinitely Watch this! Articles this Week included: Lol You know damn well there’s nothing here Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 41 – Professor Cum with a Candlestick (ft. James Richards)

The boys are all back together, and they’re mildly hungover! Listen to them recap the nightmare that was the night before, talk about eating spaghetti in a dryer, and ranking the wettest words? Yeah, man, I don’t know either. If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Figure it Out – Without Me Microwave – Neighbors The Coathangers – F the NRA (Music Video) Articles this Week included Japanese Spaghetti Dryer  Pepsi Logo  Peacock Vow Trump Half Speed  Brazil Confederacy  Ecosexuals  Naked Mongolian Sailors Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The boys are all back together, and they’re mildly hungover! Listen to them recap the nightmare that was the night before, talk about eating spaghetti in a dryer, and ranking the wettest words? Yeah, man, I don’t know either. If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBHLoQ-RZD0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Figure it Out – Without Me</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beydceg5kiI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Microwave – Neighbors</a> <a href="http://thecoathangers.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Coathangers – F the NRA</a> (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhOyxYKnACw" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Music Video</a>) Articles this Week included <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sveNmTurEbE" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Japanese Spaghetti Dryer</a> <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pepsis-nonsensical-logo-redesign-document-1-million-for-this/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Pepsi Logo</a> <a href="https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/01/new-years-resolutions-are-lame-the-peacock-vow-is-awesome.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Peacock Vow</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pex6o6f3YE" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump Half Speed</a> <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=confederates+brazil&amp;oq=confederates+brazil&amp;aqs=chrome..69i57j0l3.4023j0j7&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Brazil Confederacy</a> <a href="https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wdbgyq/ecosexuals-believe-having-sex-with-the-earth-could-save-it" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Ecosexuals</a> <a href="https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2018/12/30/how-naked-world-war-ii-sailors-ended-up-riding-mongolian-ponies-in-the-gobi-desert-to-shoot-bazookas-at-the-japanese/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Naked Mongolian Sailors</a> Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 37 – Doughnut Wall 

 It’s gettin’ topical in here! Lets talk about Momo, racist politicians, weird laws, and blowing? Yeah man, I don’t know either. Good luck!  If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com  Music this week includes:  I don’t know how but they found me – Absinthe  State Champs – Stick Around  The Faim – Saints of the Sinners  Articles this Week included:   Black Face Governor   Cotton School Children   Momo Challenge Explainer   Turn CO2 into Coal  Time Stamps  Good ol’ fashioned racist politicians – 4:40  Momo Challenge – 7:07  Weird Laws – 19:36  Thanks for listening, we love you! 

It’s gettin’ topical in here! Lets talk about Momo, racist politicians, weird laws, and blowing? Yeah man, I don’t know either. Good luck! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/IDKHOW/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I don’t know how but they found me – Absinthe</a> <a href="http://www.statechampsny.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">State Champs – Stick Around</a> <a href="http://thefaim.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Faim – Saints of the Sinners</a> Articles this Week included: <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/01/politics/northam-blackface-photo/index.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Black Face Governor</a> <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/students-at-south-carolina-school-told-to-pick-cotton-sing-slave-song-on-field-trip-report-says" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Cotton School Children</a> <a href="https://www.vox.com/2019/3/3/18248783/momo-challenge-hoax-explained" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Momo Challenge Explainer</a> <a href="https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2019/02/liquid-metal-catalyst-turns-carbon-dioxide-coal" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Turn CO2 into Coal</a> Time Stamps Good ol’ fashioned racist politicians – 4:40 Momo Challenge – 7:07 Weird Laws – 19:36 Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 40 – I Think I Can Blow Harder

Rick Moranis

Dave Schelin

How do birds cum? How many holes does a straw have? What celebrity would win in a fight to the death? All these and more will be answered in a hectic bracket based system ran by idiots! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Polyenso – Happy  Cole – No Role Modelz  Moly &amp; The Krells – Rejected Articles this Week included Dawg, we yelled about holes, bird sex, and celebrities fighting each other for the whole episode. Why you looking here? Thanks for listening, we love you! 

How do birds cum? How many holes does a straw have? What celebrity would win in a fight to the death? All these and more will be answered in a hectic bracket based system ran by idiots! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="http://polyenso.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Polyenso – Happy</a> <ol> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RrhwDKw-j4" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cole – No Role Modelz</a></li> </ol> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEXFqYI4OPs" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Moly &amp; The Krells – Rejected</a> Articles this Week included Dawg, we yelled about holes, bird sex, and celebrities fighting each other for the whole episode. Why you looking here? Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 36 – Rick Moranis in your Peehole (ft. Dave Schelin) 

Joe is officially back!! He regales us with Australia stories and his bizarre opinions on pickles. We also have an in-depth chat about the new fascinating movie Bandersnatch! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Coathangers – Bimbo (Music Video) Anson – Suffocating Waterparks - Tantrum Articles this Week included  Australia Fires Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Joe is officially back!! He regales us with Australia stories and his bizarre opinions on pickles. We also have an in-depth chat about the new fascinating movie Bandersnatch! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes: <a href="http://thecoathangers.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Coathangers – Bimbo</a> (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbkTaALHRNg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Music Video</a>) <a href="https://ansonofficial.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Anson – Suffocating</a> <a href="http://www.waterparksband.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Waterparks - Tantrum</a> Articles this Week included <a href="https://www.universetoday.com/24868/satellite-images-of-2009-australian-bushfires/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Australia Fires</a> Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 33 – Enraged by Pickles

We talk about what constitutes an orgy! Our host also gushes about Netflix’s Maniac series before questioning Ernie and Andrew about Finland, Falcon sex hats, and boiling used menstrual pads… If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Slotface – Sponge State (Music Video) Pigeon John – The Bomb (Music Video) Diarrhea Planet – Bob Dylan’s Grandma Articles this Week included  Falcon Sex Hats Indonesian Boiling Menstrual Pads to Get Drunk  Ariana Grande Fingers Earth Laser Bong  Prostitute Orangutan  Foaming Watermelon Non-Racist Skinheads Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We talk about what constitutes an orgy! Our host also gushes about Netflix’s Maniac series before questioning Ernie and Andrew about Finland, Falcon sex hats, and boiling used menstrual pads… If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Off-Shift-397738567367309/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/offshiftpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/offshiftpod/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Music this week includes <a href="https://slotface.bandcamp.com/album/sponge-state" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Slotface – Sponge State</a> (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nwp_RSxBek" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Music Video</a>) <a href="http://www.pigeonjohn.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pigeon John – The Bomb</a> (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFAFA3B3CWU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Music Video</a>) <a href="http://diarrheaplanet.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Diarrhea Planet – Bob Dylan’s Grandma</a> Articles this Week included <a href="https://www.theawl.com/2017/10/how-literal-fuck-hats-saved-the-peregrine-falcon/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Falcon Sex Hats</a> <a href="https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/boiled-menstrual-pads/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Indonesian Boiling Menstrual Pads to Get Drunk</a> <a href="https://tendaily.com.au/entertainment/music/a180714wke/ariana-grande-straddles-earth-fingers-tornado-in-new-video-for-god-is-a-woman-20180714" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Ariana Grande Fingers Earth</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpvIX4I08cY" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Laser Bong</a> <a href="https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7829159/the-horrifying-story-of-a-prostitute-orangutan-who-was-chained-to-a-bed-shaved-daily-and-forced-to-perform-sex-acts-on-men-twice-her-size/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Prostitute Orangutan</a> <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=foaming+watermelon&amp;source=lnms&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=X&amp;sqi=2&amp;ved=0ahUKEwiUpZKKhYDfAhVQnRoKHcg0AEQQ_AUIDygC&amp;biw=1523&amp;bih=743" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Foaming Watermelon</a> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinheads_Against_Racial_Prejudice" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Non-Racist Skinheads</a> Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 27 –Expensive Cum Hat

NEW BONUS SHOW!!! Andrew, Ernie, Alex, and Victoria go on a road trip to the Mormon Mecca of Salt Lake City to see one of their very favorite bands PUP! Vore, Rambo, and butthole related shenanigans occur along the way… If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com

NEW BONUS SHOW!!! Andrew, Ernie, Alex, and Victoria go on a road trip to the Mormon Mecca of Salt Lake City to see one of their very favorite bands PUP! Vore, Rambo, and butthole related shenanigans occur along the way… If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com

Off Site – PUP Trip

Andrew and Ernie build their “perfect” horror game called the grimms before running through a whole laundry list or bizarre facts including murderous cuts and the buttered cat paradox! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: Active Bird Community – QB Sneak Dead Bars – Rain Bad Luck – Impressive Depressive Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd 😊 Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Andrew and Ernie build their “perfect” horror game called the grimms before running through a whole laundry list or bizarre facts including murderous cuts and the buttered cat paradox! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com <a href="mailto:offshiftpodcast@gmail.com">offshiftpodcast@gmail.com</a> Listen to all music played on the show right here! <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU</a> Music this week includes: <a href="https://activebirdcommunity.bandcamp.com/track/qb-sneak-2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Active Bird Community – QB Sneak</a> <a href="https://deadbars.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dead Bars – Rain</a> <a href="https://badluckdudesny.bandcamp.com/album/drug-phase" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bad Luck – Impressive Depressive</a> Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd 😊 Thanks for listening, <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/eric-sogard-TJlGPMWSM08Wk" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">we love you!</a>

Ep. 56 – Ronald McDonald Melts Steel Beams

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