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Batch Bitch

A comedy podcast where we bitch about the Bachelor Australia (and the Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise, and Married At First Sight)

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Ep 1 - Vanessa Sunshine (S6E1&2)

Naomi and Danielle dig their teeth into the 25 sacrificial lambs/contestants and DISH on the first two episodes of The Bachelor 2018. Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Nano Hoedown & Death and AxesKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 28mins

19 Aug 2018

Rank #1

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Ep 22 - Sex, drugs and the electoral roll

Naomi and Danielle are very happy the Bachelor/Bachelorette is over! They talk Naomi's pilot, voting, and criminal records. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 14mins

27 Nov 2018

Rank #2

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Ep 10 - Emotional baggage (S6E11)

Naomi and Danielle discuss how tough mudder is a shit date and should not be used as a substitute for therapy. The sound is a bit weird in this one but as women in 2018 we are done apologising.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Bummin on Tremelo & Oh Holy Night Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 7mins

23 Sep 2018

Rank #3

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Ep 19 - The Bulbous Bit (S4E7&8)

Naomi and Danielle talk about Naomi's fetishes, Charlie's almost certain affinity for crime, Danielle's disney crush and Improv some clit lit. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 34mins

5 Nov 2018

Rank #4

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Ep 11 - Uncontrollable lunatic (S6E12)

Naomi and Danielle read each other’s horoscopes and Danielle gets very passive aggressive when her sister interrupts the podcast. They talk about the Bachelor for probably a total of 15 minutes.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Merry Go SlowerKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 1min

26 Sep 2018

Rank #5

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Ep 12 - Italians are white (S6E13)

Danielle confesses that she is struggling with watching the Bachelor every week, and stops Naomi from repeatedly slandering the Honey Badger (even though Naomi is right).Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Drinkin Song Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 1min

30 Sep 2018

Rank #6

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Ep 17 - Testosterone in the air (S4E3&4)

Naomi and Danielle discuss how low the bar is to be 'one of the good guys' in the mansion, Naomi has a few political outbursts, and Danielle poses a very upsetting hypothetical. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Magic Scout - Farm & Club Seamus Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 37mins

22 Oct 2018

Rank #7

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Ep 23 - Batch Bitch Defined

Naomi and Danielle become obsessed with a youtube channel called GirlDefined, after a quick detour into Danielle's grandad's interesting religious beliefs.  Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 10mins

4 Dec 2018

Rank #8

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Ep 7 - Who wants to join the conga line of fun? (S6E8)

Naomi and Danielle witness the demise of the three snakes, and perhaps the greatest contestant to ever grace our screens.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:VeracityKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 9mins

11 Sep 2018

Rank #9

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Ep 16 - Italians are still white (S4E1&2)

Naomi and Danielle talk Cum Lord, our new nemesis Paddy, how cute Tazo is and cold hard dick. (Also Nauru and September 11) Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Upbeat foreverKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 17mins

15 Oct 2018

Rank #10

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Ep 2 - You're gonna regret that (S6E3)

Naomi and Danielle break down season 6 episode 3, which mostly consists of Cat, Romy and Alisha bullying everyone and the Honey Badger getting heaps of hot pashes.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Derp NuggetKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 3mins

26 Aug 2018

Rank #11

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Ep 4 - She calls a spade a spade (S6E5)

Naomi and Danielle talk moonbeams/sunbeams/moonshines, Danielle finally gets horny and we find out how Nick's family enable his terrible sense of humour.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Crunk KnightKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 6mins

2 Sep 2018

Rank #12

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Ep 21 - We did it baby (S4E11&12)

Naomi and Danielle finally make it to the end of the Bachelor franchise for 2018, and Naomi gets mad at Danielle's bodily functions. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 16mins

20 Nov 2018

Rank #13

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Ep 6 - Hoo roo (S6E7)

Danielle finally asks Naomi how her week was, but breaks her heart by bringing science into the podcast studio. Also, babe, Tenille like runs away, babe. Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Too Cool & Gregorian ChantKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 3mins

9 Sep 2018

Rank #14

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Ep 5 - A total cuck I'm sure (S6E6)

Naomi and Danielle talk about online dating (cool, fresh, edgy) and mourn the loss of our one true icon upon her departure.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Funin and SuninKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 7mins

4 Sep 2018

Rank #15

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Ep 18 - I wanted to dance for you (S4E5&6)

Danielle goes on an excruciating rant about UFC and Naomi continues to throw out wild accusations about Bachelorette contestants. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Pixel Peeker Polka - Slower & Metalmania  Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 26mins

30 Oct 2018

Rank #16

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Ep 3 - Am I gonna tempt you? (S6E4)

Danielle teaches Naomi how to fish PROPERLY and Australia watches another woman try to force her way onto the Honey Badger's face.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Smooth LovinKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

55mins

28 Aug 2018

Rank #17

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Ep 15 - WE'VE BROKEN FORMAT! (S6E16)

Naomi and Danielle talk tans, Naomi's new excercise regime, our plan to get freebies from Myer, Nicks hot brother and THE SHOCK ENDING!Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Lively LumpsuckerKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 12mins

10 Oct 2018

Rank #18

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Ep 8 - Flap whack box tap (S6E9)

Naomi and Danielle, two straight women, critique Brooke's coming out, and describe the ways in which they were basically assaulted in high school (in a fun way).Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Arroz Con PolloKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr

16 Sep 2018

Rank #19

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Ep 14 - Anthrax in the mail (S6E15)

Danielle asks Naomi some questions from her very normal Conversation Starter book, and then they complain about men some more (which is definitely related to the Bachelor because Nick). Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Who Likes To Party Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1hr 5mins

7 Oct 2018

Rank #20