Thomas dies from laughing too hard at himself, reveals he knows how to determine which print run your book is from, and is generally bad at remembering things. Cora, as usual, is completely on top of things. We are also interrupted by gerbils.

Thomas dies from laughing too hard at himself, reveals he knows how to determine which print run your book is from, and is generally bad at remembering things. Cora, as usual, is completely on top of things. We are also interrupted by gerbils.

4.3 - There's non-Thunderclan Protagonists This Time!

Welcome back kitty-cats to a special holiday episode of Twolegs Talk Warriors! (lol not really) In this episode we discuss sibling rivalries, the effect of roadtrips on relationships, and whether or not cats can get MRSA from staying at the hospital for too long (yes they totally can I will fight you Cora). Also, Firestar is dumb again, Lionblaze fights a tree, and Thomas is convinced to start using the Sandstorm bit again! We'll see you again in the new year!

Welcome back kitty-cats to a special holiday episode of Twolegs Talk Warriors! (lol not really) In this episode we discuss sibling rivalries, the effect of roadtrips on relationships, and whether or not cats can get MRSA from staying at the hospital for too long (yes they totally can I will fight you Cora). Also, Firestar is dumb again, Lionblaze fights a tree, and Thomas is convinced to start using the Sandstorm bit again! We'll see you again in the new year!

4.2 - The Trouble With Ivypaw

Well guys, we finally made it. The first Warrior Cats book that actually has a plot, sets up a multiple book/arc storyline, and still manages to introduce beavers as "brown furry animals." This book truly does it all. In other news, Dovepaw has ruined our foreshadowing segment, Thomas read ahead this week, and we managed to keep our recording to under 2 hours! Prizes for everyone!

Well guys, we finally made it. The first Warrior Cats book that actually has a plot, sets up a multiple book/arc storyline, and still manages to introduce beavers as "brown furry animals." This book truly does it all. In other news, Dovepaw has ruined our foreshadowing segment, Thomas read ahead this week, and we managed to keep our recording to under 2 hours! Prizes for everyone!

4.1 - Warrior Cats Y2K or something

We CANNOT overestimate how much of this book was page filler you guys. It's ridiculous. Sorry we're a bit late on this one! Blame Thomas! We should be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week! We also forgot to do our socials, so as always, feel free to reach out to us at @tltwpodcast or tltwpodcast@gmail.com!

We CANNOT overestimate how much of this book was page filler you guys. It's ridiculous. Sorry we're a bit late on this one! Blame Thomas! We should be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week! We also forgot to do our socials, so as always, feel free to reach out to us at @tltwpodcast or tltwpodcast@gmail.com!

3.6 - Civil Twilight

Well folks, we may not be funny, but at least we're consistent now! Tune in this week for a discussion of cat metaphysics, several missed segment opportunities, and your hosts glossing over several batshit crazy things in a row (another firestar death, time travel, etc.). Clearly we've been at this for far too long and have lost all sense of normalcy.

Well folks, we may not be funny, but at least we're consistent now! Tune in this week for a discussion of cat metaphysics, several missed segment opportunities, and your hosts glossing over several batshit crazy things in a row (another firestar death, time travel, etc.). Clearly we've been at this for far too long and have lost all sense of normalcy.

3.5 - Watch Out For All The Burning Lions

As previously established, we're terrible at comedy, so CLEARLY we couldn't pass up the obvious joke for this one.  Surprisingly, we liked it! Still not sure what Hollypaw's superpower is supposed to be though; having morals isn't exactly an exciting power. Tune in next episode for even more confusion!

As previously established, we're terrible at comedy, so CLEARLY we couldn't pass up the obvious joke for this one.  Surprisingly, we liked it! Still not sure what Hollypaw's superpower is supposed to be though; having morals isn't exactly an exciting power. Tune in next episode for even more confusion!

3.4 - Twilight, But Everyone's a Cat

 That's right folks, Spottedleaf's not even in this one and Thomas's horrific Mickey/Goofy impression makes an appearance anyway! Despite this, Cora manages to make it through the entire episode without strangling him, and they even get in a brief discussion of the actual book. Look out for 2 new segments, and a guest appearance by the gerbils.     Links mentioned in this episode: According to Warriors Wiki Gerbil Thumping

That's right folks, Spottedleaf's not even in this one and Thomas's horrific Mickey/Goofy impression makes an appearance anyway! Despite this, Cora manages to make it through the entire episode without strangling him, and they even get in a brief discussion of the actual book. Look out for 2 new segments, and a guest appearance by the gerbils. Links mentioned in this episode: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhgOMLaMRa4" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">According to Warriors Wiki</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo8YRX7PdBk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gerbil Thumping</a>

3.3 - For The Love Of God, Please No More Roadtrips

Sorry for the background noise this week! We had a Kenmore single room window unit air conditioner running in the background so we wouldn't die of heat stroke. Our intrepid protagonists get up to their usual antics this week, including spelunking, stick diving, and betraying the trust of your friends and family in order to see that one girl you like who lives across town. Jaypaw's still blind, Hollypaw is still a nosy busybody, and Lionpaw is being haunted by the ghosts of his evil grandfather and nephew. No way this can turn south! Will our heroes make it out alive??? Find out this week on... Twolegs Talk Warriors!

Sorry for the background noise this week! We had a Kenmore single room window unit air conditioner running in the background so we wouldn't die of heat stroke. Our intrepid protagonists get up to their usual antics this week, including spelunking, stick diving, and betraying the trust of your friends and family in order to see that one girl you like who lives across town. Jaypaw's still blind, Hollypaw is still a nosy busybody, and Lionpaw is being haunted by the ghosts of his evil grandfather and nephew. No way this can turn south! Will our heroes make it out alive??? Find out this week on... Twolegs Talk Warriors!

3.2 - Lionpaw, Jaypaw, and Hollypaw and the Chamber of Secrets

We still had one of these kicking around in the vault, so enjoy during this off week! We will likely be continuing with our every 2 week schedule for regular releases going forward (literally 0 promises though).

We still had one of these kicking around in the vault, so enjoy during this off week! We will likely be continuing with our every 2 week schedule for regular releases going forward (literally 0 promises though).

Oops, All Outtakes #5

Welcome back kitty cats! The long summer of our discontent is over and Cora and I have time in our lives again! Also I mostly got over the minor AD/HD brain that wasn't letting me finish this edit. Hopefully this will be the start of Season 2 (an executive decision I'm making as I'm writing this description) and you'll have significantly more cat-related sarcasm in your lives this fall. Enjoy the show!

Welcome back kitty cats! The long summer of our discontent is over and Cora and I have time in our lives again! Also I mostly got over the minor AD/HD brain that wasn't letting me finish this edit. Hopefully this will be the start of Season 2 (an executive decision I'm making as I'm writing this description) and you'll have significantly more cat-related sarcasm in your lives this fall. Enjoy the show!

3.1 - Firestar Redux: Everything That Was Old Is New Again

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Hey, I hope all of y'all enjoyed listening to an hour of roadtrip recap, because guess what - it happened again (and spoilers - continues to happen for like the next 18 books). Frodo and the gang assemble after the usual 50-100 pages of no communication that apparently drives all of the plot in these books. The fellowship meet up with Golum waaaaaay earlier than I remember, and get as far as Lothlorien, but get told they gotta scram as soon as they talk to Galadriel. What will happen next week???? Also, Cora and I just completely forget the entirety of the format of this show that we've been doing for two months now, but at least there's a new and improved theme song?

Hey, I hope all of y'all enjoyed listening to an hour of roadtrip recap, because guess what - it happened again (and spoilers - continues to happen for like the next 18 books). Frodo and the gang assemble after the usual 50-100 pages of no communication that apparently drives all of the plot in these books. The fellowship meet up with Golum waaaaaay earlier than I remember, and get as far as Lothlorien, but get told they gotta scram as soon as they talk to Galadriel. What will happen next week???? Also, Cora and I just completely forget the entirety of the format of this show that we've been doing for two months now, but at least there's a new and improved theme song?

2.1 - The Fellowship Assembles

Fireheart is Head Boy now, and stuff is going crazy at the school! The headmistress is getting weirder and weirder, and it seems like some of her recent potions experiments may have permanently affected her brain. The first year, Cloudpaw, has to drop muggle studies or he’ll be kicked out of school, and Fireheart starts noticing that one witch is kind of cute, and she kind of makes his paws tingle when he watches her leave. Cora gives a lecture on how to pronounce some common cat charms, Thomas gives an astronomy lecture, and Slytherin gets an ominous new head of house. Next week, the house cup hangs in the balance, Greystripe lobbies the headmistress to let him switch back into Gryffindor house, and it seems like maybe there is something weird going on in the Forbidden forest.

Fireheart is Head Boy now, and stuff is going crazy at the school! The headmistress is getting weirder and weirder, and it seems like some of her recent potions experiments may have permanently affected her brain. The first year, Cloudpaw, has to drop muggle studies or he’ll be kicked out of school, and Fireheart starts noticing that one witch is kind of cute, and she kind of makes his paws tingle when he watches her leave. Cora gives a lecture on how to pronounce some common cat charms, Thomas gives an astronomy lecture, and Slytherin gets an ominous new head of house. Next week, the house cup hangs in the balance, Greystripe lobbies the headmistress to let him switch back into Gryffindor house, and it seems like maybe there is something weird going on in the Forbidden forest.

1.4 - Fireheart and the Goblet of Fire

Woo boy folks. This was a rough one. We've got not one, but TWO musical references for you this week, discussion of just how bad the names really are, answers to what YOU should do if you find a 10 year old child with a broken arm in a ravine, and the most thrilling will they/won't they love story since Leafpool and Crowfeather. ....and the absolute WILDEST ENDING that Erin Hunter has ever written. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride.Also, lucky for you, we finally talk about what our new release schedule is going to be like! 

Woo boy folks. This was a rough one. We've got not one, but TWO musical references for you this week, discussion of just how bad the names really are, answers to what YOU should do if you find a 10 year old child with a broken arm in a ravine, and the most thrilling will they/won't they love story since Leafpool and Crowfeather. ....and the absolute WILDEST ENDING that Erin Hunter has ever written. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride.Also, lucky for you, we finally talk about what our new release schedule is going to be like!

SE.2 - Skyclan's Destiny; or, Leafstar Deals With the Geo-political Issues of Suburban English Cats

Fireheart travels from India to ThunderThwaite manor, and he feels like he’ll never fit in! Luckily, the gardener’s son Greystripe is friendly, and agrees to teach him about the natural world of England’s countryside. When they aren’t murdering small animals, they find a secret garden on the Manor grounds. And Fireheart meets Silverstream, a bed-ridden girl who’s been locked in the Riverside wing of the manor. When Greystripe meets her, it’s love at first sight. They bring her to the secret garden where she regains her strength and learns she can walk. Just in time for Greystripe to impregnate her. . . This metaphor has really gotten out of hand.In other news: Christopher Walken is lurking around the garden, Fireheart’s education in colonial India was insufficient (AKA he is an idiot), Cloudkit is a thing; and I couldn’t work Bluestar, Tigerclaw, or Yellowfang into this book plot!

Fireheart travels from India to ThunderThwaite manor, and he feels like he’ll never fit in! Luckily, the gardener’s son Greystripe is friendly, and agrees to teach him about the natural world of England’s countryside. When they aren’t murdering small animals, they find a secret garden on the Manor grounds. And Fireheart meets Silverstream, a bed-ridden girl who’s been locked in the Riverside wing of the manor. When Greystripe meets her, it’s love at first sight. They bring her to the secret garden where she regains her strength and learns she can walk. Just in time for Greystripe to impregnate her. . . This metaphor has really gotten out of <a href="http://hand.In" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">hand.In</a> other news: Christopher Walken is lurking around the garden, Fireheart’s education in colonial India was insufficient (AKA he is an idiot), Cloudkit is a thing; and I couldn’t work Bluestar, Tigerclaw, or Yellowfang into this book plot!

1.3 - The Secret Garden 

Hey, remember when we thought this was the book that was going to be the journey to their new home? Neither do we!  Good news for everyone who hated Thomas's 'jokes' about a fire destroying Thunderclan's camp (i.e. everyone who listens to this show): Now is the winter of our discontent/Made glorious summer by this sun of the cats not living in the same place anymore. Whoopee.

Hey, remember when we thought this was the book that was going to be the journey to their new home? Neither do we!  Good news for everyone who hated Thomas's 'jokes' about a fire destroying Thunderclan's camp (i.e. everyone who listens to this show): Now is the winter of our discontent/Made glorious summer by this sun of the cats not living in the same place anymore. Whoopee.

2.4 - King Onewhisker III

Sorry this one's late listeners! Cora decided to take last week off for this one so you're stuck with the dumb half of the show writing the episode description. Also I forgot to upload last week. Tigerclaw's back and worse than ever this week, and to make things worse, Bluestar's gone off the deep end. Fireheart's stupid, Sandstorm's around I guess, and we might finally be up to a full clan's worth of dead cats! In case you've been reading our descriptions and have caught on to the theme, just pretend this whole thing was a spoof of the 5th Percy Jackson book.

Sorry this one's late listeners! Cora decided to take last week off for this one so you're stuck with the dumb half of the show writing the episode description. Also I forgot to upload last week. Tigerclaw's back and worse than ever this week, and to make things worse, Bluestar's gone off the deep end. Fireheart's stupid, Sandstorm's around I guess, and we might finally be up to a full clan's worth of dead cats! In case you've been reading our descriptions and have caught on to the theme, just pretend this whole thing was a spoof of the 5th Percy Jackson book.

1.5 - The Battle of the Labyrinth 

WHOOPS.    The kicker for this one is that I actually finished editing it like, a month ago and just totally forgot to upload it &gt;.

WHOOPS.  The kicker for this one is that I actually finished editing it like, a month ago and just totally forgot to upload it &gt;.

2.5 - The One That Was Late

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