A massive pot brownie, a broken penis, sex doll funerals and more.

A massive pot brownie, a broken penis, sex doll funerals and more.

Surely Not The News: Episode 19

A shot in a fake arm, breastfeeding a cat, a one in a million shot and more. 

A shot in a fake arm, breastfeeding a cat, a one in a million shot and more.

Surely Not The News: Episode 18

A guy invites his bro into the delivery room, three giant stone penises are stolen and much more.

A guy invites his bro into the delivery room, three giant stone penises are stolen and much more.

Surely Not the News: Episode 17

A girl divorces herself, a naked man in a wall, alien surgery and more.

A girl divorces herself, a naked man in a wall, alien surgery and more.

Surely Not The News: Episode 16

More world leader flatulence, a husband swapping a cat, a wife  loaning out her family and more.

More world leader flatulence, a husband swapping a cat, a wife  loaning out her family and more.

Surely Not The News: Episode 15

Biden’s Fart, Breastmilk Butter, Astronauts in Diapers and More.

Biden’s Fart, Breastmilk Butter, Astronauts in Diapers and More.

Surely Not The News: Episode 14

A bead booger, a Halloween burger, a house fly that’s the bomb and more.

A bead booger, a Halloween burger, a house fly that’s the bomb and more.

Surely Not The News: Episode 13

A testicle bath, contaminated baloney, hemorrhoid home remedies and more.

A testicle bath, contaminated baloney, hemorrhoid home remedies and more.

Surely Not the News: Episode 12

A botched measurement, a cursing parrot, a suspect hiding in a tree and more.

A botched measurement, a cursing parrot, a suspect hiding in a tree and more.

Surely Not the News: Episode 11

A surgery that's just nuts, a stripper bus field trip, and another gross story from Scott.

A surgery that's just nuts, a stripper bus field trip, and another gross story from Scott.

Surely Not the News: Epidsode 10

If you’ve had enough of the headlines and “breaking news” and just want a laugh, join Scott and Matt starting for a new show that deals with some of the funny news you may have missed.

A Naked Floater, A Booze Cruise into a Taco Bell Sign, and a Couple of Cat Stories.

A Naked Floater, A Booze Cruise into a Taco Bell Sign, and a Couple of Cat Stories.

Surely Not The News: Episode 9

An Ashtray Bride, A Florida Syringe Smuggler, Busted Little Leaguers, and McDonald's Best Kept Secret.  

An Ashtray Bride, A Florida Syringe Smuggler, Busted Little Leaguers, and McDonald's Best Kept Secret.

Surely Not The News: Episode 8

Playing Dead in the Water, a Christian Onlyfans Star and a Fight with a Mini-Golf Gator.

Playing Dead in the Water, a Christian Onlyfans Star and a Fight with a Mini-Golf Gator.

Surely Not The News: Episode 7

Florida Man and His Friends, Fake Vaccination Cards and Cat Bungholes.

Florida Man and His Friends, Fake Vaccination Cards and Cat Bungholes.

Surely Not The News: Episode 6

Four Days of Tangled Hair, A Stroke from Stroking and a Squirrel on Meth.

Four Days of Tangled Hair, A Stroke from Stroking and a Squirrel on Meth.

Surely Not The News: Episode 5

Lent Busting Burgers, Undercover Busts and Dolphins Getting High.

Lent Busting Burgers, Undercover Busts and Dolphins Getting High.

Surely Not The News: Episode 4

A Stolen Bus, Ear Cheese Tips and an Alien Romance.

A Stolen Bus, Ear Cheese Tips and an Alien Romance.

Surely Not The News: Episode 3

Flying cars, a naked cruise and the largest family in the world.

Flying cars, a naked cruise and the largest family in the world.

Surely Not The News: Episode 2

Matt and Scott are back with a new show covering some news stories you may have missed.

Matt and Scott are back with a new show covering some news stories you may have missed.

Surely Not The News: The Pilot

Surely Not The News

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