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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-160-Demoni2.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-160-Demoni2.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-160-Demoni2.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> Remember when we watched a little Italian horror film by the name of Demoni? I didn't think you would ... but we did ... and now we watch the sequel. I should have put a few question marks at the end of that last sentence. Not because I'm confused as to whether or not we watched it. We watched the hell out of it. Rather I'm still a little confused by what Italian horror film auteurs consider a sequel. Demoni 2 was a little bit sequel, a little bit remake, and a little bit ... homage? Either way, it was full of disgusting zombie/demons killing and killing and melting and killing. Viva Italia! Also, my girlfriend and avid listener of Search for Schlock, Laurie, joins us as our special guest. Yes, she actually wanted to sit in a room with me Andrew and James. She's a keeper. Join us for (horrible cliche Mario sounding Italian accent required when saying the name of this film) ... <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demons_2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Demoni Due !</a><a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/demoni-2-1986" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Demoni 2 (1986)

http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-159-ManiacCop.mp3 Download MP3 What do you get when Robert Z'Dar plays a zombie cop come back from the dead to mercilessly kill ... well just about anyone? You get Maniac Cop ... and yes it's pretty much what you think it would be. We had a lot of fun with this one though. It's a late 80's thriller-tastic. Chock-full of gritty crime-ridden streets with an overlay of creepy music we've come to love from the era. Also, let's not forget Z'Dar's jaw ... it is a character in itself. Join us and you too can hear James sing his made up Maniac Cop theme. What more could you ask for? Nothing so don't.Original post located at searchforschlock.com.

<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-159-ManiacCop.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-159-ManiacCop.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-159-ManiacCop.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> What do you get when Robert Z'Dar plays a zombie cop come back from the dead to mercilessly kill ... well just about anyone? You get Maniac Cop ... and yes it's pretty much what you think it would be. We had a lot of fun with this one though. It's a late 80's thriller-tastic. Chock-full of gritty crime-ridden streets with an overlay of creepy music we've come to love from the era. Also, let's not forget Z'Dar's jaw ... it is a character in itself. Join us and you too can hear James sing his made up Maniac Cop theme. What more could you ask for? Nothing so don't.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/maniac-cop-1988" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Maniac Cop (1988)

Hawk Jones

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-158-HawkJones.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-158-HawkJones.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-158-HawkJones.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> In 1986, two teenage brothers in the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_Cities" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Quad Cities</a> -- inspired by a Bill Cosby Jell-O commercial featuring kids dressed up like grownups (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCiHAve2yhM" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">possibly this one?</a>) -- decided to make a gritty action drama with nothing but child actors. The mere fact that they succeeded, and that their fully-realized feature film exists, is incredible. The fact that the movie is actually pretty competent -- we especially love the score, which riffs on Miami Vice -- should have been enough to elevate Hawk Jones to at least cult status. Unfortunately the finished product was lost for years, apparently because distributors had <a href="https://zbllrds.wixsite.com/hawkjones/about" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">some kind of problem</a> with the premise of a child playing a cop loaded up with machine guns, storming a mansion guarded by other well-armed children. Perhaps because those companies lacked vision, they eventually shuttered, and now Hawk Jones can be enjoyed by all. We give it our highest possible rating: "Probably better than <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/action-jackson-1988" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Action Jackson</a>."<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/hawk-jones-1986" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Hawk Jones (1986)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-157-SteelDawn.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-157-SteelDawn.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-157-SteelDawn.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> Steel Dawn, an early vehicle for <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/skatetown-u-s-a-1979" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Skatetown, USA</a> star Patrick Swayze, is described by Wikipedia as "not to be confused with Dawn Steel." It's so much more than that, though. Swayze plays a wandering swordsman named, of course, Nomad, who finds himself in the plot of Shane, but after the apocalypse. Sure, Nomad would prefer to just do headstands in the desert and meditate, but that peace is taken from him when his mentor is murdered by what appears to be the frontman for an 80s hair metal band. To get his revenge, he'll have to befriend a terrible child actor. We liked the movie at the time...although I have to admit, writing about it now, it's not ringing any bells.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/steel-dawn-1987" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Steel Dawn (1987)

http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-156-Leviathan.mp3 Download MP3 In 1989 a terrible Alien / Abyss rip-off won the heart of a young yours truly. Don't get me wrong its a pretty terrible film most of the time. It has those rare moments of awesome though. At least that's what I had always thought ... until the day I introduced both Andrew and James to Leviathan! Ok, so Andrew wasn't impressed with this one ... both a small victory and defeat for me. Join us! Also, it's apparently our 7 year anniversary? ... I guess that's something.Original post located at searchforschlock.com.

<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-156-Leviathan.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-156-Leviathan.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-156-Leviathan.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> In 1989 a terrible Alien / Abyss rip-off won the heart of a young yours truly. Don't get me wrong its a pretty terrible film most of the time. It has those rare moments of awesome though. At least that's what I had always thought ... until the day I introduced both Andrew and James to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviathan_(1989_film)" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Leviathan!</a> Ok, so Andrew wasn't impressed with this one ... both a small victory and defeat for me. Join us! Also, it's apparently our 7 year anniversary? ... I guess that's something.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/leviathan-1989" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Leviathan (1989)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-155-KindergartenCop2.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-155-KindergartenCop2.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-155-KindergartenCop2.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> I know what you're thinking: They made a Kindergarten Cop sequel? Sixteen years after the hazily-remembered original, a film that Criterion Collection <a href="https://www.indiewire.com/2012/04/yesterdays-best-april-fools-day-joke-criterions-upcoming-release-of-kindergarten-cop-111907/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">once pretended they were going to release</a> as an April Fools Day prank? And the answer is yes, I'm afraid so. Starring genius-on-paper <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_Lundgren" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dolph Lundgren</a>, the film follows a cop who has to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher to, I don't know, find some evidence or something. The real aim of the film seems to be for Dolph Lundgren to mug about how lame it is that kids these days are taught liberal garbage like inclusivity and self-respect, so that we the audience can nod our heads and, I assume, harbor an intense loathing of transgendered people. However, since the film is, at times, unintentionally hilarious, at least one of us rated it "a thousand thumbs up". Take that as you will.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/kindergarten-cop-2-2016" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Kindergarten Cop 2 (2016)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-154-PrayerOfTheRollerboys.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-154-PrayerOfTheRollerboys.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-154-PrayerOfTheRollerboys.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> In a dystopian future, <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/dream-a-little-dream-1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dream a Little Dream 2</a> star Corey Haim infiltrates a cadre of trenchcoat-wearing rollerblade enthusiasts / drug kingpins with a secret plan to sterilize their customers. His only ally is undercover cop and <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/a-nightmare-on-elm-street" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nightmare on Elm Street 3</a> star Patricia Arquette, whose costumes only get more ridiculous as the tensions ramp up. Perhaps more importantly, we open a pack of Growing Pains trading cards from 1988 and describe each card in painstaking detail, and Chris samples the included more-than-three-decades-old stick of chewing gum.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/prayer-of-the-rollerboys-1990" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Prayer of the Rollerboys (1990)

http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-153-GingerdeadMan.mp3 Download MP3 It's always hard to pass up late-period Gary Busey, but when you pair him with director Charles Band, well, we can't say 'no' to that. Here, Band and Busey take us on a cinematic journey that Wikipedia very, very generously describes as "75 minutes." Maybe they were watching the Director's Cut, because the version we saw was one thin hour. Not that we're complaining. A movie's length is the inverse of the quality it needs to be for us to be entertained -- you know this, we've discussed this. By that measure, Gingerdead Man delivers. If all it gave to us was the phrase "Miss Prettyface of Waco", then it still would be an instant classic that we will remember forever. But listener, it gave us so much more.Original post located at searchforschlock.com.

<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-153-GingerdeadMan.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-153-GingerdeadMan.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-153-GingerdeadMan.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> It's always hard to pass up late-period Gary Busey, but when you pair him with director <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Band" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Charles Band</a>, well, we can't say 'no' to that. Here, Band and Busey take us on a cinematic journey that Wikipedia very, very generously describes as "75 minutes." Maybe they were watching the Director's Cut, because the version we saw was one thin hour. Not that we're complaining. A movie's length is the inverse of the quality it needs to be for us to be entertained -- you know this, we've discussed this. By that measure, Gingerdead Man delivers. If all it gave to us was the phrase "Miss Prettyface of Waco", then it still would be an instant classic that we will remember forever. But listener, it gave us so much more.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/gingerdead-man-2006" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Gingerdead Man (2006)

http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-152-Polyester.mp3 Download MP3 Andrew learns a harsh lesson when he tries to share his love of Jon Waters with Chris and James. That's the pull quote on this one. I, being Andrew, think Jon Waters is a unique voice in cinema whose love of camp, 1950s aesthetics, and his own bizarre friends group makes his whole body of work, if not always stellar, at least always worth watching. I'm don't want to spoil Chris and James's reaction, but let's say they don't see it that way. We always take great pains to view movies the way that the filmmakers intended for them to be seen, so we'll be watching this one in full Odorama (a scratch-and-sniff card comes with the DVD).Original post located at searchforschlock.com.

<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-152-Polyester.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-152-Polyester.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-152-Polyester.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> Andrew learns a harsh lesson when he tries to share his love of Jon Waters with Chris and James. That's the pull quote on this one. I, being Andrew, think Jon Waters is a unique voice in cinema whose love of camp, 1950s aesthetics, and his own bizarre friends group makes his whole body of work, if not always stellar, at least always worth watching. I'm don't want to spoil Chris and James's reaction, but let's say they don't see it that way. We always take great pains to view movies the way that the filmmakers intended for them to be seen, so we'll be watching this one in full <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyester_(film)#Odorama" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Odorama</a> (a scratch-and-sniff card comes with the DVD).<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/polyester-1981" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Polyester (1981)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-151-SatansCheerleaders.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-151-SatansCheerleaders.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-151-SatansCheerleaders.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> Now, this is what this podcast is for! Bad 70's exploitation film filled with comedy, nudity, cheerleaders ... and Satan! I'm not sure what else there is to tease about this one. Needless to say we loved it. I highly recommend finding this little gem if you can. Watch it with a group of friends ... never alone ... and preferably high. I know I did. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan%27s_Cheerleaders" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Satan's Cheerleaders!</a><a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/satan-s-cheerleaders-1977" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Satan's Cheerleaders (1977)

Hi...We're Chris and Andrew. We watch bad movies. Well mostly bad. One day we thought that, perhaps, other people might enjoy what we had to say about said movies. I know I know...ridiculous. Yet here we are, audibly spewing our thoughts and musings in the general direction of your tender ear holes. Horror flicks, cult films, anything in the Sci-fi oeuvre, and just plain old crap. So give it a download and join us in our Search for Schlock. Or not...we can't make you...yet.

Are you a fan of midnight movie-flavored cinematic cheese?  Do you need yet another movie-related podcast that focuses on the same, well-known &#34;cult&#34; titles that every other movie podcast has discussed ad nauseam in an attempt to justify your fandom for the bottom-shelf titles?

If the answer is &#34;yes&#34; then perhaps this podcast is for you.  Immerse yourself into a group of &#34;oh so clever&#34; types who would rather laugh smugly at in-jokes only they themselves find amusing all while   discussing various unrelated topics instead of the movie in question.   And share their disappointment and distain when they slowly realize that they are obligated to actually suffer through the very movies they themselves chose to watch.

Or, better yet, you can choose something else to waste your time with...

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I just listened to their Lifeforce podcast because I just watched the movie on Prime and was trying to find pods that offered insight into what happened with the movie and started here. Unfortunately, this podcast made less sense than the movie. The pod was 58:55 long and they didn’t even start talking about the movie until 33:53 into the show. I don’t mind a little banter between hosts about completely unrelated subjects at the beginning of the pod, but it definitely should not be the majority of the podcast that is supposed to be about a movie. Once they started one of the hosts admitted that he had not recently watched the movie and was going off memory. They also made a casual trans slur and twice used a derogatory term for the mentally challenged so it just wasn’t for me. Their brief analysis of the movie was pretty fun which is why the second star was given and if it was be majority of the show the rating would go up (even more if they didn’t use terminology a 12 year old would use).

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<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-021-BabaYaga.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-021-BabaYaga.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-021-BabaYaga.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> Based on a comic by Italian artist <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guido_Crepax" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Guido Crepax</a> and starring his most famous character, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_%28comic_book%29" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Valentina</a>, Baba Yaga is a unique combination of artsy, erotic, and unbearably dull. Valentina is seduced by an elderly lesbian with magical powers and drawn into a world of pain in submission, in the least interesting way possible. Even the frequent nudity is pretty boring. Best of all, we were super excited to see it, so get ready for some crushed expectations.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/baba-yaga-1973" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Baba Yaga (1973)

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2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

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The Concorde... Airport '79 (1979)

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Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-144-SamuraiCop.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-144-SamuraiCop.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-144-SamuraiCop.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> We've been big fans of improbably-jawed actor <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0120494/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Robert Z'Dar</a> at least since we saw him play Russia's greatest warrior in <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Final_Sanction_(film)" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Final Sanction</a>, which <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/the-final-sanction-1990" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">we watched about two and a half years ago</a>. Z'Dar is a prolific film actor, starring in around a half-dozen films a year from the late 80s on, so there are plenty of great works to choose from -- but when it comes to schlock classics, we would have been fools not to select Samurai Cop. Admittedly, Z'Dar isn't the top banana here -- that honor goes to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Hannon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Matt Hannon</a>, a man with beautiful, dark, flowing hair, who -- upon learning that Samurai Cop had achieved cult status, and that fans believed he was probably dead -- revealed himself to be very much alive, and starred in a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Cop_2:_Deadly_Vengeance" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">recent sequel</a> alongside infamous goofball / auteur <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Wiseau" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Tommy Wiseau</a>. But if you're into that kind of tongue-in-cheek garbage, you've come to the wrong podcast! (I haven't seen it, maybe it's fun. You've probably come to the right podcast.)<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/samurai-cop-1991" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Samurai Cop (1991)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-146-AfterLastSeason.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-146-AfterLastSeason.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-146-AfterLastSeason.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> They say there are only <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Basic_Plots" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">seven basic stories</a>, and all the books and films we enjoy are just variations. Surely, After Last Season is a tale as old as time: two scientists experimenting with a device that can transmit mental images accidentally solve a murder, and then are attacked by a ghost, but actually that was all a dream, but there is a ghost and it is a friendly ghost, and they help it solve its murder. What really leaves a strong impression, though, is the visual effects, which would have been top-of-the-line stuff in the late 1970s, but in 2009 it's closer to what you might be able to make with a free trial version of some particularly cheap software on a computer that's still running Windows 95. It probably took auteur Mark Region quite a while to put it all together, which makes you wonder why the sets appear to just be rooms in an unfurnished apartment with pieces of paper taped to the walls. This movie is cheap, is what I'm saying.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/after-last-season-2009" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

After Last Season (2009)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-139-Demoni.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-139-Demoni.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-139-Demoni.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> If you really want to impress your friends with your arcane knowledge of scary films this Halloween, first listen to this webipod, and then make them all watch Demoni, an unsung classic of Italian mid-80s horror (aka, the very best horror). It's produced by original Suspiria auteur <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dario_Argento" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dario Argento</a> and directed by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamberto_Bava" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lamberto Bava</a>, son of Argento rival and fellow gore master <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Bava" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Mario Bava</a>, so it has the pedigree. It has an apocalyptic punk vibe that would pair well in a double feature with <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_the_Living_Dead" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Return of the Living Dead</a>, which is one of our favorite movies of all time (which came out the same year). It's scary and funny and great, and you just have to watch it, and force your friends to watch it too. This movie's sprawling set of sequels and spinoffs broke our short-lived new format, so after this we're going back to one-offs. Let's pretend none of this ever happened.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/demoni-1985" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Demoni (1985)

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<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-016-SilentRunning.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-016-SilentRunning.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-016-SilentRunning.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> We were genuinely excited to watch this sci-fi classic about a space hippie who loves plants or robots or something. And then we did watch it. Now we don't get excited about anything anymore. You'd better have a high tolerance for manic <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Dern" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bruce Dern</a> performances and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkF05D-NJMU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">crappy Joan Baez songs about forests</a> if you're going to subject yourself to this one.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/silent-running-1972" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Silent Running (1972)

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The Heavenly Kid (1985)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-150-AmazingBulk.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-150-AmazingBulk.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-150-AmazingBulk.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> To be honest I feel a little bad about this one. It just shouldn't have been on the podcast. I'm not sure I would call this a movie. Not unless you count a something your 14 year old cousin made with the help of his parents and a freeware editing suite. Andrew liked it I guess ... me and James we'rent too pleased. Oh well, another episode we spend arguing over the merits of utter crap. Join us!<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/the-amazing-bulk-2013" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

The Amazing Bulk (2013)

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<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-009-FrankensteinConquersTheWorld.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-009-FrankensteinConquersTheWorld.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-009-FrankensteinConquersTheWorld.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> PLOT SYNPOSIS: Near the end of World War II, Nazis obtain the immortal heart of Frankenstein['s monster] and send it to their allies in Hiroshima -- just in time for a fateful atomic blast. Fifteen years later, scientists discover a feral boy who they believe is Frankenstein['s monster], regenerated from the lost heart; his disembodied limbs are ambulatory, and protein makes him huge. Meanwhile, a gigantic underground creature that everyone calls Baragon wreaks havoc across rural Japan. FAMOUS FOR: Being one of the kookier films in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiju" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kaiju</a> genre, and from original Gojira director <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishir%C5%8D_Honda" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ishirō Honda</a> no less. A giant monster is portrayed by an actor not wearing a rubber suit, which is somehow a great deal more disconcerting. And then there's that ending. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR: Frankenstein's hideous, horrible face. His mouth is always slightly open and his tongue seems swollen, pressed against his upper lip. It's really gross. I'd also say prepare yourself for the ending, but nothing can prepare you for the ending. NOTE! We didn't realize this at the time, but we watched the international cut of the film. If you watch the Japanese or American cut, you'll wonder why we thought the ending was batshit insane. So don't make that mistake. Also of interest: we are joined once again by Andrew's brother James, as excellent a podcasting guesthost as ever there was.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/frankenstein-conquers-the-world-1965" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Frankenstein Conquers the World (1965)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-137-FastFurious7.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-137-FastFurious7.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-137-FastFurious7.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> At last, the end of this long airplane runway is in sight. If the Fast/Furious franchise is a quarter-mile, then we've reached the last quarter of that quarter-mile, but it took us much longer than fifteen seconds, in spite of all the metaphical nitrous oxide that we injected into our systems along the way. Yes, we had to drink more than our fair share of Coronas to get this far, but at last we can quaff the Belgian Ale that is Furious 7, a movie that ramps up even further the series's complete disregard of the original film's tone, and complete embrace of everything about the series that is senseless. Letty is back on the crew, but she still has amnesia, so Toretto takes her to Race Wars to jog her memory. That alone could be a whole movie, but it's like the D-plot here. The gang is recruited by superspy Kurt Russell to save a hacker from being kidnapped by terrorists, while simultaneously they're all being hunted down by crazed superhuman Jason Statham. The only way out of this fix is naturally going to involve driving a sports car through the top-floor window of a skyscraper and crashing it into another skyscraper, twice. That's hard to do when the guy in the passenger seat hasn't been partially rendered by computers due to the actor's tragic offscreen drifting-related death, but nobody said this would be easy.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/furious-7-2015" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Furious 7 (2015)

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<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-148-FoodOfTheGods.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-148-FoodOfTheGods.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-148-FoodOfTheGods.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> Lending credence to the auteur theory, director Bert I. Gordon makes yet another film in which things that are not supposed to be large at all become very large indeed, through science. The funny thing about getting attacked by giant rats while you're in a car, is that from some angles it really looks more like someone stuck a tiny bit of cheese inside a plastic toy car and unleashed a bunch of adorable domesticated rats on it.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/food-of-the-gods-1976" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Food of the Gods (1976)

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<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-135-FastFurious5.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-135-FastFurious5.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-135-FastFurious5.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> After our long and arduous slog through the first four of what we now apparently are just calling the Fast franchise, finally we find ourselves at the point where the series went from the "why are they still making these movies" kind of baffling, to the "oh my god, I can't believe somebody made this movie" kind of baffling that we have come to love. Casting aside elements that once grounded the series -- realistic law enforcement tactics, arms that don't look like The Rock's arms, and gravity, to name three -- Fast Five steers hard into the most ridiculous elements of its past installments, bringing back discarded characters from already-forgotten past installments and making it clear that the barely-relevant events of Tokyo Drift have not yet occurred. But what of Chris and James, who have been forced to watch four pretty terrible movies just to get this far? Are they completely <a href="http://fastandfurious.wikia.com/wiki/NOS" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">NOS'd</a> out? Or will this movie give them the burst they need to something something racing metaphor? There are still three Fast movies to go after this one, so let's all hope for the latter.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/fast-five-2011" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Fast Five (2011)

http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-149-IComeInPeace.mp3 Download MP3 In this weeks episode, we tackle the tough question of who would win in a fight between a weird alien with a magnetic disc weapon and Dolph Lundgren. The problem is the answer is always Dolph Lundgren ... sorry to get your hopes up. To be honest this flick wasn't half bad in a cheesy 90's straight to video sort of way. Watch if you're in the mood to see explosions and a Swedish man kick some alien ass. Listen to the podcast if you want to hear us make fun of it ... or both ... doowutchyalike.Original post located at searchforschlock.com.

<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-149-IComeInPeace.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-149-IComeInPeace.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-149-IComeInPeace.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> In this weeks episode, we tackle the tough question of who would win in a fight between a weird alien with a magnetic disc weapon and Dolph Lundgren. The problem is the answer is always Dolph Lundgren ... sorry to get your hopes up. To be honest this flick wasn't half bad in a cheesy 90's straight to video sort of way. Watch if you're in the mood to see explosions and a Swedish man kick some alien ass. Listen to the podcast if you want to hear us make fun of it ... or both ... <a href="http://hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com/u/pic/2015/05/DtLQYbmqwyGP.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">doowutchyalike</a>.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/i-come-in-peace-1990" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

I Come in Peace (1990)

/media/podcasts/sfs-130-StewardessSchool.mp3 Download MP3 There comes a time in every podcasters life when he or she realizes .... ENOUGH! Or at least enough for now. Ladies and gentleman this weeks webipod marks our fifth anniversary. That is five god damned years of bringing you over 130 episodes of us droning on about terrible (but sometimes great) films. A lot in our lives have changed. A lot is on our respective plates. Andrew for instance has 20 children now and is planning on opening his own circus to showcase them. We need a break.  So this episode marks the beginning of a hiatus for Search for Schlock. A hiatus of undetermined length. I could give you the details but we don't have many to give if I'm being honest ... and more will be discussed within the episode itself. So without further adieu I bring you Stewardess School. The most ridiculous film ever made about ... Stewardesses. One of Andrews all time favorite bad films and frankly a fitting flick to end five years of crap. As well as a trivia game complete with cheesy buzzers testing me and Andrews knowledge of our own crappy show. (James you outdid your self buddy). It is one of the most memorable episodes to date ... says me. I'll let the episode elaborate further ... along with our thoughts on the hiatus. Just listen!!Original post located at searchforschlock.com.

<a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-130-StewardessSchool.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">/media/podcasts/sfs-130-StewardessSchool.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-130-StewardessSchool.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> There comes a time in every podcasters life when he or she realizes .... ENOUGH! Or at least enough for now. Ladies and gentleman this weeks webipod marks our fifth anniversary. That is five god damned years of bringing you over 130 episodes of us droning on about terrible (but sometimes great) films. A lot in our lives have changed. A lot is on our respective plates. Andrew for instance has 20 children now and is planning on opening his own circus to showcase them. We need a break. So this episode marks the beginning of a hiatus for Search for Schlock. A hiatus of undetermined length. I could give you the details but we don't have many to give if I'm being honest ... and more will be discussed within the episode itself. So without further adieu I bring you <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewardess_School" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stewardess School</a>. The most ridiculous film ever made about ... Stewardesses. One of Andrews all time favorite bad films and frankly a fitting flick to end five years of crap. As well as a trivia game complete with cheesy buzzers testing me and Andrews knowledge of our own crappy show. (James you outdid your self buddy). It is one of the most memorable episodes to date ... says me. I'll let the episode elaborate further ... along with our thoughts on the hiatus. Just listen!!<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/stewardess-school-1986" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

Stewardess School (1986)

http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-147-WrongGuys.mp3 Download MP3 Andrew's lovely wife Julia subs in to help Chris and Andrew evaluate The Wrong Guys, an unremembered 80s comedy about middle-aged former Cub Scouts (Louie Anderson, Richard Lewis, Richard Belzer, and some even more obscure people) who reunite for one last camping trip, only to be hunted by escaped convict John Goodman. If your wager in the office betting pool was that John Goodman is the best part of this movie, congratulations! As for the film itself, we hated it, and also give it our strongest recommendation. This is our kind of terrible.Original post located at searchforschlock.com.

<a href="http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-147-WrongGuys.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-147-WrongGuys.mp3</a> <a href="/media/podcasts/sfs-147-WrongGuys.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download MP3</a> Andrew's lovely wife Julia subs in to help Chris and Andrew evaluate The Wrong Guys, an unremembered 80s comedy about middle-aged former Cub Scouts (Louie Anderson, Richard Lewis, Richard Belzer, and some even more obscure people) who reunite for one last camping trip, only to be hunted by escaped convict John Goodman. If your wager in the office betting pool was that John Goodman is the best part of this movie, congratulations! As for the film itself, we hated it, and also give it our strongest recommendation. This is our kind of terrible.<a href="http://searchforschlock.com/index.php/the-wrong-guys-1988" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Original post</a> located at <a href="http://searchforschlock.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">searchforschlock.com</a>.

The Wrong Guys (1988)

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