Sorry for last week's mishap everyone!This week, I briefly discuss FIFA's idiotic decision regarding Russia and the current crisis in Ukraine, chat about the League Cup Final and Kepa becoming even more of a meme, before chatting about the biggest official scoreline in football history.LEAVE QUESTIONS for next week and BE GREAT GUYS

Sorry for last week's mishap everyone! This week, I briefly discuss FIFA's idiotic decision regarding Russia and the current crisis in Ukraine, chat about the League Cup Final and Kepa becoming even more of a meme, before chatting about the biggest official scoreline in football history. LEAVE QUESTIONS for next week and BE GREAT GUYS

FIFA Are Idiots, Kepa Is A Meme & 149 Own Goals

Paul Gascoigne

This week we chat Chelsea winning the CWC, Antonio Conte losing his wig because Spurs SUCK, and why every pundit, journalist and former player doesn't have a clue about anything, and you should only listen to ME.We then answer YOUR QUESTION and run down the top 5 African Players of all time.Finally, the HEADCASE STUDY for this week is none other than GAZZA, Paul Gascoigne.LIKE SUBSCRIBE LEAVE REVIEWS ASK QUESTIONS BE COOL!

This week we chat Chelsea winning the CWC, Antonio Conte losing his wig because Spurs SUCK, and why every pundit, journalist and former player doesn't have a clue about anything, and you should only listen to ME. We then answer YOUR QUESTION and run down the top 5 African Players of all time. Finally, the HEADCASE STUDY for this week is none other than GAZZA, Paul Gascoigne. LIKE SUBSCRIBE LEAVE REVIEWS ASK QUESTIONS BE COOL!

Conte's Wig, EVERYONE IS FULL OF SH%T & Paul Gascoigne

Fabio Quagliarella

The FA Cup sucks, so its a very Italian episode today folks DEAL WITH IT. Customary Juve rant is followed by some funny stuff from the weekend, before I delve into my UPDATED PREDICTIONS based on the transfer window.Finally, this is a DOOZY; the Quagliarella stalker story is INSANE, its dark, its full on, and you won't regret getting around this one.LIKE SUBSCRIBE REVIEW AND BE COOL!

The FA Cup sucks, so its a very Italian episode today folks DEAL WITH IT.  Customary Juve rant is followed by some funny stuff from the weekend, before I delve into my UPDATED PREDICTIONS based on the transfer window. Finally, this is a DOOZY; the Quagliarella stalker story is INSANE, its dark, its full on, and you won't regret getting around this one. LIKE SUBSCRIBE REVIEW AND BE COOL!

BUONGIORNO LASAGNA & The Fabio Quagliarella Stalker Story

For your International Break this week, I brought my friend and seasoned comedian Marty Bright onto the pod to geek out on 2000-2010 Premier League.I then asked Marty about his time as a pretty tenured footballer in Sydney until an injury sent him cavorting into stand-up comedy.Follow Marty at @martyisbright for all his stuff, LEAVE QUESTIONS for next week's pod, and as ever, BE KOOL FOLKS.

For your International Break this week, I brought my friend and seasoned comedian Marty Bright onto the pod to geek out on 2000-2010 Premier League. I then asked Marty about his time as a pretty tenured footballer in Sydney until an injury sent him cavorting into stand-up comedy. Follow Marty at @martyisbright for all his stuff, LEAVE QUESTIONS for next week's pod, and as ever, BE KOOL FOLKS.

THE APEX of the Premier League (2000s) and Almost Making It with MARTY BRIGHT

I spoke this week at length about the impending arrival of DUSAN VLAHOVIC at JUVENTUS, in addition to tracking some of my predictions and chatting about some weekend PREMIER LEAGUE HIJINKS. YOUR QUESTIONS were then answered, before we dived into some of the CRAZIEST FOOTBALL TRANSFERS of all time.I definitely missed some, so let me know in the COMMENTS OR DMs and please SEND QUESTIONS for next week! Be kewl x 

I spoke this week at length about the impending arrival of DUSAN VLAHOVIC at JUVENTUS, in addition to tracking some of my predictions and chatting about some weekend PREMIER LEAGUE HIJINKS.  YOUR QUESTIONS were then answered, before we dived into some of the CRAZIEST FOOTBALL TRANSFERS of all time. I definitely missed some, so let me know in the COMMENTS OR DMs and please SEND QUESTIONS for next week! Be kewl x

VLAHOVIC BABY(!) & Craziest Transfers Special

The PL is back and so we do a BIG recap of the weekend's shenanigans! I then tell you all about the Dybala contract situation and crazy social media behaviour in Italy.We will then discuss finding players on video games and obscure internet sites, before discussing recent and historical AFCON HIJINKS.NEXT WEEK I'm doing a WIERDEST TRANSFERS SPECIAL so send in suggestions and questions for then!

The PL is back and so we do a BIG recap of the weekend's shenanigans! I then tell you all about the Dybala contract situation and crazy social media behaviour in Italy. We will then discuss finding players on video games and obscure internet sites, before discussing recent and historical AFCON HIJINKS. NEXT WEEK I'm doing a WIERDEST TRANSFERS SPECIAL so send in suggestions and questions for then!

AFCON SPECIAL & Scouting Players On Football Manager

HELLO FOLKS; on today's episode I talked an absurd amount about the INSANE Roma v Juventus 3-4 game, before dropping some Kevin Canneloni on ya'll.We then do a PODCAST FIRST; my actually BOLD PREDICTIONS for the reminder of the season - you'll definitely want to leave some comments/replies to these.FINALLY, we see the return of our beloved segment, HEADCASE STUDY, featuring former Germany coach Joachim Loew and his sniffing ways. This episode is disgusting...DISGUSTINGLY GOOD.As ever, LEAVE COMMENTS, SEND QUESTIONS, enjoy the week's football, and BE COOL!

HELLO FOLKS; on today's episode I talked an absurd amount about the INSANE Roma v Juventus 3-4 game, before dropping some Kevin Canneloni on ya'll. We then do a PODCAST FIRST; my actually BOLD PREDICTIONS for the reminder of the season - you'll definitely want to leave some comments/replies to these. FINALLY, we see the return of our beloved segment, HEADCASE STUDY, featuring former Germany coach Joachim Loew and his sniffing ways. This episode is disgusting...DISGUSTINGLY GOOD. As ever, LEAVE COMMENTS, SEND QUESTIONS, enjoy the week's football, and BE COOL!

(Legitimately) BOLD PREDICTIONS & Joachim Loew's Sniffing History

Sam Kerr

WE'RE BACK BABY! Happy new year Lasagnette! Please forgive my hiatus; it is explained in this episode, as well as one doozy question from last year being answered.We then chat about Sam Symonds Kerr destroying both a pitch invader as well as sexism in UK Football Legislation, and Harry Wilson's grandfather making BANK on his 3 year old grandson's potential.Finally, we discuss THAT infamous Lukaku interview with Sky Italia, and whether it has cost his his Chelsea career.ASK QUESTIONS FOR NEXT WEEK, LEAVE SUGGESTIONS FOR SEGMENTS, and most importantly, BE COOL FOLKS!

WE'RE BACK BABY! Happy new year Lasagnette! Please forgive my hiatus; it is explained in this episode, as well as one doozy question from last year being answered. We then chat about Sam Symonds Kerr destroying both a pitch invader as well as sexism in UK Football Legislation, and Harry Wilson's grandfather making BANK on his 3 year old grandson's potential. Finally, we discuss THAT infamous Lukaku interview with Sky Italia, and whether it has cost his his Chelsea career. ASK QUESTIONS FOR NEXT WEEK, LEAVE SUGGESTIONS FOR SEGMENTS, and most importantly, BE COOL FOLKS!

OUR SAVIOUR Sam Kerr, Betting On Your Grandson & THE LUKAKU INTERVIU

It's our 20TH episode folks and WHAT A WAY to commemorate it than to have my friend, comedian WILL GIBB guest star.Will and I answered YOUR QUESTIONS and my word, there were a shit load of them so THANK YOU! We then went through the past week's shenanigans, from Bayern's COVID CRISIS, to Seferovic's horror miss, to one former Italy international's run in with the MAFIA.This all precedes young William telling me one of the CRAZIEST football stories I've ever heard; the tale of Carlos Kaiser, football's ultimate CONMAN.Get our questions in for NEXT WEEK, like, subscribe, LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES, follow @_willgibb_ and of course BE COOL!  

It's our 20TH episode folks and WHAT A WAY to commemorate it than to have my friend, comedian WILL GIBB guest star. Will and I answered YOUR QUESTIONS and my word, there were a shit load of them so THANK YOU! We then went through the past week's shenanigans, from Bayern's COVID CRISIS, to Seferovic's horror miss, to one former Italy international's run in with the MAFIA. This all precedes young William telling me one of the CRAZIEST football stories I've ever heard; the tale of Carlos Kaiser, football's ultimate CONMAN. Get our questions in for NEXT WEEK, like, subscribe, LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES, follow @_willgibb_ and of course BE COOL!

The GREATEST Footballer To NEVER Play A Game

What a trippy week of football it was!From Karate kicks to accusations of sexual misrepresentation, International week served us some doozies. That was all before a popular French journalist spilled the tea on PSG, FERLAND MENDY and much much more!We also chat Kim Kardashian's team up with LEEDS, SCAMACCA'S crazy family, the updates on football's TONYA HARDING 2.0, and why Oliver Kahn is a bad person.That's all before I eulogise Ole's time at the wheel, by doing what I do best; TALKING ABOUT JUVENTUS.YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED as always to boot!Please SEND IN QUESTIONS/SUGGESTIONS for things to cover next week, enjoy matchday 5 of the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, and as ever, BE COOL

What a trippy week of football it was! From Karate kicks to accusations of sexual misrepresentation, International week served us some doozies. That was all before a popular French journalist spilled the tea on PSG, FERLAND MENDY and much much more! We also chat Kim Kardashian's team up with LEEDS, SCAMACCA'S crazy family, the updates on football's TONYA HARDING 2.0, and why Oliver Kahn is a bad person. That's all before I eulogise Ole's time at the wheel, by doing what I do best; TALKING ABOUT JUVENTUS. YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED as always to boot! Please SEND IN QUESTIONS/SUGGESTIONS for things to cover next week, enjoy matchday 5 of the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, and as ever, BE COOL

VALE Gunnar Solskjær

Kevin Lasagna (Hellas Verona and former Italy striker) is the greatest footballer ever, with one of the stupidest names in history.Comedian Anthony Locascio breaks down all of the craziest, stupidest and funniest moments and people in the history of football (Kevin Lasagnas) in appreciation of the great man with the great name.

International Break is upon us, but NEVER FEAR, KLP is here to leave you very UNBORED. YA"LL ASKED NO QUESTIONS! Which worked out better because I got to whinge about the Premier League with guest, exceptional comedian Sam Bowden, before he took me through this week's HEADCASE STUDY/HISTORICAL KL, Bert Trautmann, who has one of the BEST tales in the history of not only football, but life itself possbily.Follow @sambowdencomic and go and see his OUTSTANDING hour of comedy 'Dandelion', at the Laughs Outta Lockdown Festival in November, and BE COOL!

International Break is upon us, but NEVER FEAR, KLP is here to leave you very UNBORED.  YA"LL ASKED NO QUESTIONS! Which worked out better because I got to whinge about the Premier League with guest, exceptional comedian Sam Bowden, before he took me through this week's HEADCASE STUDY/HISTORICAL KL, Bert Trautmann, who has one of the BEST tales in the history of not only football, but life itself possbily. Follow @sambowdencomic and go and see his OUTSTANDING hour of comedy 'Dandelion', at the Laughs Outta Lockdown Festival in November, and BE COOL!

GOALKEEPER SPECIAL FEAT. SAM BOWDEN

Another BIG rant to start today's show, answering YOUR QUESTIONS including how Xavi will go as Barca manager. Our PL roundup explores how bad United STILL are, why REECE JAMES is better than TAA and why I'm thrilled Norwich are managerless.That's before a typically impartial Serie A ramble about letting JUAN CUADRADO DANCE, a Hellas Verona APPRECIATION speech, and a chat about some of the previous week's Champions League hijinks.To finish, we have FRESH LASAGNA; Jens Lehmann getting busted being a RACIST LITTLE BOY.REMEMBER as always to send in your QUESTIONS, have a good International Break and BE COOL! 

Another BIG rant to start today's show, answering YOUR QUESTIONS including how Xavi will go as Barca manager. Our PL roundup explores how bad United STILL are, why REECE JAMES is better than TAA and why I'm thrilled Norwich are managerless. That's before a typically impartial Serie A ramble about letting JUAN CUADRADO DANCE, a Hellas Verona APPRECIATION speech, and a chat about some of the previous week's Champions League hijinks. To finish, we have FRESH LASAGNA; Jens Lehmann getting busted being a RACIST LITTLE BOY. REMEMBER as always to send in your QUESTIONS, have a good International Break and BE COOL!

XAVI IS BARCA, Find Sturridge A BARBER, & RACIST JENS LEHMANN

YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED, including who is better out of Salah and Drogba, who will win the women's Champions League, and to what degree legends tarnish their legacies by coaching the clubs they were so successful at as players.This is all before discussing the circus at PSG this week, JUVE being back to rock bottom and IN RITIRO, and me still being right about Manchester United despite them whacking Spurs, who are on the verge of signing my favourite coach, ANTONIO CONTE.And finally, today's HEADCASE STUDY is none other than JOSEPH GWENDALINE BARTON.Once again, SEND IN YOUR QUESTIONS for next week, and some segment suggestions if you're so inclined, leave an ITUNES REVIEW, and BE COOL.

YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED, including who is better out of Salah and Drogba, who will win the women's Champions League, and to what degree legends tarnish their legacies by coaching the clubs they were so successful at as players. This is all before discussing the circus at PSG this week, JUVE being back to rock bottom and IN RITIRO, and me still being right about Manchester United despite them whacking Spurs, who are on the verge of signing my favourite coach, ANTONIO CONTE. And finally, today's HEADCASE STUDY is none other than JOSEPH GWENDALINE BARTON. Once again, SEND IN YOUR QUESTIONS for next week, and some segment suggestions if you're so inclined, leave an ITUNES REVIEW, and BE COOL.

SALAH v DROGBA, PSG's Ladies Of The Night, and JOE(Y) BARTON

For the first time, I answer YOUR QUESTIONS, which include a discussion on the latest romantic soap operas in football, who will finish in Serie A's top 4, and why Manchester United continue to PLUMMET from grace.This is all followed by a segment called ANCIENT Historical KL, where special guest Sam Locascio (that's right, ma daddio) talks us through a 1980s pitch invasion in a match between Sydney Olympic and Sydney City, and this event's long term ramifications for Australian Football.Here's a video link to the footage from the invasion https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=221845270014114Please DM or comment questions for next week's episode/thoughts on this week's, and enjoy the show!

For the first time, I answer YOUR QUESTIONS, which include a discussion on the latest romantic soap operas in football, who will finish in Serie A's top 4, and why Manchester United continue to PLUMMET from grace. This is all followed by a segment called ANCIENT Historical KL, where special guest Sam Locascio (that's right, ma daddio) talks us through a 1980s pitch invasion in a match between Sydney Olympic and Sydney City, and this event's long term ramifications for Australian Football. Here's a video link to the footage from the invasion <a href="https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=221845270014114" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=221845270014114</a> Please DM or comment questions for next week's episode/thoughts on this week's, and enjoy the show!

SEX SCANDALS, Man United SUCK & The Sydney Olympic Pitch Invasion

BIG, BIG ramble to start the show this week, covering the controversy in Lazio v Inter, Lazio's ties to facism, before getting into the Premier League and why I am always right about Ronaldo, another footballer is JAILED, and FIFA and EA Sports' impending messy divorce.That's all before the RETURN of Historical KL; this week, we feature legendary Colombia goalkeeper Rene Higuita and his infamous scorpion kick.Comment or DM with questions you want answered/suggestions for stories or people to cover in future episodes, and enjoy the show!  

BIG, BIG ramble to start the show this week, covering the controversy in Lazio v Inter, Lazio's ties to facism, before getting into the Premier League and why I am always right about Ronaldo, another footballer is JAILED, and FIFA and EA Sports' impending messy divorce. That's all before the RETURN of Historical KL; this week, we feature legendary Colombia goalkeeper Rene Higuita and his infamous scorpion kick. Comment or DM with questions you want answered/suggestions for stories or people to cover in future episodes, and enjoy the show!

Lazio's FACIST Fans & Higuita, The SCORPION KING

Freedom day celebrations rendered me a hungover, miserable mess this week, so we just have a short, segment-less chat about the Newcastle takeover, Donnarumma getting booed, and the who's who of the list of Ballon D'or nominees.We're doing questions now! So if you think you're funny, send in a cheeky question and I'll answer/discuss it and shout you out, and we may even have some kind of competition at some stage.

Freedom day celebrations rendered me a hungover, miserable mess this week, so we just have a short, segment-less chat about the Newcastle takeover, Donnarumma getting booed, and the who's who of the list of Ballon D'or nominees. We're doing questions now! So if you think you're funny, send in a cheeky question and I'll answer/discuss it and shout you out, and we may even have some kind of competition at some stage.

I HATE NEWCASTLE UNITED & The Ballon D'Or List

Big weekend discussion to start the pod this week, including poor Donny VDB, naming your dog Mane, why Sheriff beating Real Madrid isn't the underdog story you think it is, and our namesake himself, big KL, failing to score for Hellas Verona yet again.This is followed by the DEBUT of the segment - Kevin Cannelloni; three bite sized KLs for you, before diving into our first ever Headcase Study on a MASCOT, none other than Oldham Athletic's Chaddy The Owl.Got any mascot related stories? For that or any comments/questions in general about this week's episode, or to make a suggestion for the subject of a future segment, leave a comment or send us a DM!

Big weekend discussion to start the pod this week, including poor Donny VDB, naming your dog Mane, why Sheriff beating Real Madrid isn't the underdog story you think it is, and our namesake himself, big KL, failing to score for Hellas Verona yet again. This is followed by the DEBUT of the segment - Kevin Cannelloni; three bite sized KLs for you, before diving into our first ever Headcase Study on a MASCOT, none other than Oldham Athletic's Chaddy The Owl. Got any mascot related stories? For that or any comments/questions in general about this week's episode, or to make a suggestion for the subject of a future segment, leave a comment or send us a DM!

Town's New Sheriff Ain't Quite What He Seems & The Best Mascot In Football  

Plenty of weekend football shenanigans on today's episode, including the Suriname Vice President subbing himself on and Mattia Destro scoring a goal with a FOREIGN OBJECT in his hand.That's all before our Historical KL of the day - the time a Perugia player was FIRED for scoring against Italy, before I very gratuitously take a DEEP DIVE into why Juventus are "all of a sudden" not very good (for the last 4 years).Think you know why Juve suck? Would you fire a player if they scored against your nation? Let me know in the comments or DMs! 

Plenty of weekend football shenanigans on today's episode, including the Suriname Vice President subbing himself on and Mattia Destro scoring a goal with a FOREIGN OBJECT in his hand. That's all before our Historical KL of the day - the time a Perugia player was FIRED for scoring against Italy, before I very gratuitously take a DEEP DIVE into why Juventus are "all of a sudden" not very good (for the last 4 years). Think you know why Juve suck? Would you fire a player if they scored against your nation? Let me know in the comments or DMs!

Firing A Player For Scoring Against Your Nation & Why Juventus SUCK

Kevin Muscat

This week's rant is brought to you by toxic fandom and revelling in your friend's team's misfortune; we talk Man United being overrated, Man City being less plastic than you think, and of course, Juve still not being very good.We then follow up last week's Manager Meltdown Special with a Celebrations Special! I go through a bunch of funny/clever goal celebrations, before taking us home with the return of Headcase Study, none other than Australia's own Kevin Muscat.Did I miss any iconic celebrations? Have any good Kevin Muscat stories? Leave a comment or DM on the Instagram page!

This week's rant is brought to you by toxic fandom and revelling in your friend's team's misfortune; we talk Man United being overrated, Man City being less plastic than you think, and of course, Juve still not being very good. We then follow up last week's Manager Meltdown Special with a Celebrations Special! I go through a bunch of funny/clever goal celebrations, before taking us home with the return of Headcase Study, none other than Australia's own Kevin Muscat. Did I miss any iconic celebrations? Have any good Kevin Muscat stories? Leave a comment or DM on the Instagram page!

CELEBRATIONS SPECIAL & Kevin Muscat

Episode 10!? How time flies!On today's show, I ramble about Ronaldo's redebut, racism in football and (shock) Juventus being shit.We then dive into some Fresh Lasagna; last season's Juve-Napoli COVID postponement debacle, before reviving Legendary Gaffes for a Manager Press Conference Meltdown Special!What's your favourite manager press conference? Leave a comment! That's right, comments = traffic to page, so DO IT!

Episode 10!? How time flies! On today's show, I ramble about Ronaldo's redebut, racism in football and (shock) Juventus being shit. We then dive into some Fresh Lasagna; last season's Juve-Napoli COVID postponement debacle, before reviving Legendary Gaffes for a Manager Press Conference Meltdown Special! What's your favourite manager press conference? Leave a comment! That's right, comments = traffic to page, so DO IT!

MANAGER MELTDOWN SPECIAL & Juve-Napoli Debacle 

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