Ranked #1
Fairweather Enlightenment
Fairweather Enlightenment
"You talked about getting a guide for a bad acid trip. Well I'm trying to be my own guide, because this feels often - li... Read more
21 Oct 2017
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39mins
Ranked #2
Besides A Bullet
Besides A Bullet
"Over and over again, I sat and watched this guy - eat these chicken mcnuggets... and I said I have got to stop fucking ... Read more
9 Apr 2015
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22mins
Ranked #3
The Liquid Silver Tongue
The Liquid Silver Tongue
He said something like "I'm going to give you the option to keep your dignity and just quit."
27 Feb 2015
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30mins
Ranked #4
Pandora's Box Opened
Pandora's Box Opened
"You know when they went into the booth they found three spots basically. Two projectors and one, what was... the projec... Read more
24 Jun 2014
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23mins
Ranked #5
Tomorrow There's More Movies
Tomorrow There's More Movies
"I collected frames from everything, I cut frames out of Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Tron, Road Warrior, comedy ... Read more
18 Jun 2013
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23mins
Ranked #6
Good Mistress
Good Mistress
"I was so nervous, I did not know - I'd seen a penis like once, before that."
22 Oct 2010
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27mins
Ranked #7
This Conversation Is Over
This Conversation Is Over
"No one likes to talk to a drunken person when you're sober. Not to mention one that just tried to hump your leg."
25 Apr 2010
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31mins
Ranked #8
Over The Rainbow
Over The Rainbow
"This is the night my heart's gonna stop. This is it, I'm not going to be around much longer - what am I gonna do?"
18 Aug 2009
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16mins