Mandemic

Drake injured his foot and Sideman has a lot to say about it. He's also trying to warn kids off from trying the 'nutmeg ... Read more

Sheep in Turkey are crashing lockdown - Sideman thinks they’re 'city sheep'. And where do you even start with people who... Read more

Sideman agrees that you shouldn't be touching food at shops if you're not going to buy it. He's also really enjoying a s... Read more

Sideman is trusting no one, not even his non-existent baby. And is JK Rowling trolling us by not writing a lockdown Harr... Read more

Put the bat down – this is not the time for a game of cricket. And why Sideman won’t risk a postman’s life for a Jamaica... Read more

Gum and mint sales are down in the UK and Sideman can understand why. He's realised a lot of his personal hygiene habits... Read more

An aquarium in Japan wants you to FaceTime their eels, Sideman thinks his mum won't be happy. He also has an opinion on ... Read more

Sideman is kicking exes to the curb and at last revealing his dog bite origin story. Also, what day is it again?

Sideman is preparing for the hedgehog takeover and basking in his new dry look. And videos games for NHS workers - good ... Read more

Sideman is giving you alternative suggestions for when someone asks you what you're doing. He’s also got queue-jumping ... Read more

Sideman’s here for a council’s advice on safe sex – but he can’t see the point in lockdown virtual weddings.

Sideman is joining the talk about what aisle he can't wait to walk down after lockdown. He also wants the superhero Bans... Read more

One man in the UK has made an invention so he can safely hug his grandma. Sideman is shook at the words 'sex buddy' used... Read more

Sideman is having sticky toffee pudding for breakfast and learning about new swimming apparatus. Oh and fancy coming to ... Read more

Sideman love calculators but he's not sure about a coronavirus calculator. He's also really missing hugs but thankfully ... Read more

During lockdown, some guys are missing the way their barber spins them around in the barber chair. Will anyone care abo... Read more

Sideman is convinced some people just want to be with covid-19. He's also been feeling a bit confused since the governme... Read more

Sideman isn’t sure about a 12-year-old producing a cookbook. What he is sure about is how to exit a phone call during co... Read more

You won’t catch Sideman on a virtual holiday until month 4 of lockdown. He’s got lots to say on people who are going too... Read more

Sideman didn't want to come to your birthday party before, nor does he now. He is feeling confused by the new 'cool down... Read more