Ranked #1
Never call Drake 'The Tootsie Slide rapper' again
Never call Drake 'The Tootsie Slide rapper' again
Drake injured his foot and Sideman has a lot to say about it. He's also trying to warn kids off from trying the 'nutmeg ... Read more
29 Apr 2020
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13mins
Ranked #2
You think you know what sheep want?
You think you know what sheep want?
Sheep in Turkey are crashing lockdown - Sideman thinks they’re 'city sheep'. And where do you even start with people who... Read more
5 May 2020
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15mins
Ranked #3
Ain't no touch before you taste.
Ain't no touch before you taste.
Sideman agrees that you shouldn't be touching food at shops if you're not going to buy it. He's also really enjoying a s... Read more
22 Apr 2020
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13mins
Ranked #4
Spirit of a Thief
Spirit of a Thief
Sideman is trusting no one, not even his non-existent baby. And is JK Rowling trolling us by not writing a lockdown Harr... Read more
23 Apr 2020
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11mins
Ranked #5
Cricket man Ronald, the sap
Cricket man Ronald, the sap
Put the bat down – this is not the time for a game of cricket. And why Sideman won’t risk a postman’s life for a Jamaica... Read more
24 Apr 2020
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12mins
Ranked #6
If you could smell this podcast...
If you could smell this podcast...
Gum and mint sales are down in the UK and Sideman can understand why. He's realised a lot of his personal hygiene habits... Read more
27 Apr 2020
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11mins
Ranked #7
Let's FaceTime the eels
Let's FaceTime the eels
An aquarium in Japan wants you to FaceTime their eels, Sideman thinks his mum won't be happy. He also has an opinion on ... Read more
4 May 2020
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15mins
Ranked #8
Bank to Bank Holiday
Bank to Bank Holiday
Sideman is kicking exes to the curb and at last revealing his dog bite origin story. Also, what day is it again?
8 May 2020
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11mins
Ranked #9
Beautiful Stabbamony
Beautiful Stabbamony
Sideman is preparing for the hedgehog takeover and basking in his new dry look. And videos games for NHS workers - good ... Read more
1 May 2020
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15mins
Ranked #10
My fleshy existence
My fleshy existence
Sideman is giving you alternative suggestions for when someone asks you what you're doing. He’s also got queue-jumping ... Read more
28 Apr 2020
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11mins
Ranked #11
The safest person to have sex with is…
The safest person to have sex with is…
Sideman’s here for a council’s advice on safe sex – but he can’t see the point in lockdown virtual weddings.
6 May 2020
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13mins
Ranked #12
'The only aisle I want to walk down is a plane's'
'The only aisle I want to walk down is a plane's'
Sideman is joining the talk about what aisle he can't wait to walk down after lockdown. He also wants the superhero Bans... Read more
7 May 2020
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14mins
Ranked #13
Anyone down for a 'Cuddle Curtain'?
Anyone down for a 'Cuddle Curtain'?
One man in the UK has made an invention so he can safely hug his grandma. Sideman is shook at the words 'sex buddy' used... Read more
18 May 2020
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12mins
Ranked #14
Hooked on Daffodil
Hooked on Daffodil
Sideman is having sticky toffee pudding for breakfast and learning about new swimming apparatus. Oh and fancy coming to ... Read more
15 May 2020
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9mins
Ranked #15
Coronavirus calculators
Coronavirus calculators
Sideman love calculators but he's not sure about a coronavirus calculator. He's also really missing hugs but thankfully ... Read more
14 May 2020
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14mins
Ranked #16
"I just wanna look pretty for me.."
"I just wanna look pretty for me.."
During lockdown, some guys are missing the way their barber spins them around in the barber chair. Will anyone care abo... Read more
13 May 2020
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14mins
Ranked #17
Some people must have 'covophilia'
Some people must have 'covophilia'
Sideman is convinced some people just want to be with covid-19. He's also been feeling a bit confused since the governme... Read more
11 May 2020
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13mins
Ranked #18
Fam, you mean seasoning?
Fam, you mean seasoning?
Sideman isn’t sure about a 12-year-old producing a cookbook. What he is sure about is how to exit a phone call during co... Read more
21 Apr 2020
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11mins
Ranked #19
Kneecap nudes
Kneecap nudes
You won’t catch Sideman on a virtual holiday until month 4 of lockdown. He’s got lots to say on people who are going too... Read more
20 Apr 2020
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12mins
Ranked #20
Don't invite me to your virtual party
Don't invite me to your virtual party
Sideman didn't want to come to your birthday party before, nor does he now. He is feeling confused by the new 'cool down... Read more
17 Apr 2020
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12mins