The steamy Fifty Shades trilogy ends and we've learned nothing. 

The steamy Fifty Shades trilogy ends and we've learned nothing.

Post 100: Fifty Shades Freed: We Tell You Our Addresses So You Can Sex Us

Holy crap, billionaires. We did it. 100 episodes of the podcast. To celebrate, we finally finish the Fifty Shades series. We outlived Fifty Shades! And were more successful! Riffs include dick stickers, Bugs Bunny's indecent proposal, the impression bot, judo championship, the best way to end a book series, burning down buildings, get out of jail free cards, and dreams.  Thanks for 100 episodes everyone.

Holy crap, billionaires. We did it. 100 episodes of the podcast. To celebrate, we finally finish the Fifty Shades series. We outlived Fifty Shades! And were more successful! Riffs include dick stickers, Bugs Bunny's indecent proposal, the impression bot, judo championship, the best way to end a book series, burning down buildings, get out of jail free cards, and dreams.  Thanks for 100 episodes everyone.

100TH EPISODE! Fifty Shades Freed: Hours and Hours of Moments

I'll be honest, I don't remember what this one is about. I slept till basically 8pm today

I'll be honest, I don't remember what this one is about. I slept till basically 8pm today

Post 99: Bonfire of the Vanities: Steal Everything from Target

Wow, what an episode. The famous lost episode. We call it that because we almost gave up during recording three times. But we didn't cause it's great and so are we

Wow, what an episode. The famous lost episode. We call it that because we almost gave up during recording three times. But we didn't cause it's great and so are we

99: Bonfire of the Vanities-The Lost Episode of Page 69

Post 98: Marley and Me: Folks, the Dog is Real

Ben and CJ read Marley and Me! A book about a dog and some other crap, probably. This episode rules and we're back from a wedding, CJ's wedding, in fact! Also features one of our best opening bits ever. You'll love it!

Ben and CJ read Marley and Me! A book about a dog and some other crap, probably. This episode rules and we're back from a wedding, CJ's wedding, in fact! Also features one of our best opening bits ever. You'll love it!

98: Marley and Me: More Like Cujo and Me Lol

You ever want to know how to kill a goose? This is the podcast for you

You ever want to know how to kill a goose? This is the podcast for you

Post 97: Shutter Island: How to Kill a Goose

The billionaires read Shutter Island, the only book that ever became a movie! 

The billionaires read Shutter Island, the only book that ever became a movie!

97: Shutter Island: Hooters on Ice

They're interesting little pigs! Yet they're not actually pigs??

They're interesting little pigs! Yet they're not actually pigs??

Post 96: We Learn about Guinea Pigs! Like, we actually learn this time

It's a goofy book episode! We read the book they give children about how to raise guinea pigs. It's honestly a great time

It's a goofy book episode! We read the book they give children about how to raise guinea pigs. It's honestly a great time

96: Guinea Pigs by Animal Planet: How to Raise a Guinea Pig (for food and pleasure)

Comedian best friends open a book they've never read and start reading at page 69 and goof on it.

James Patterson

Alex Cross

I'm still baked, alright? I upload in batches. If I'm being honest? I'm higher than when I uploaded the Monday episode. But we learn a lot of fun stuff and fill in some informational holes.

I'm still baked, alright? I upload in batches. If I'm being honest? I'm higher than when I uploaded the Monday episode. But we learn a lot of fun stuff and fill in some informational holes.

Post 95: Alex Cross by James Patterson: 700 Million Dollar Man

I'm posting this very high and I'm too cooked to write the description but this is a great episode

I'm posting this very high and I'm too cooked to write the description but this is a great episode

95: Alex Cross by James Patterson-Is this for Uncles or Moms or Grandmas?

George Lopez

We learn about the Soloist! A book so good it doesn't even have a wikipedia page. Amazing stuff.

We learn about the Soloist! A book so good it doesn't even have a wikipedia page. Amazing stuff.

Post 94: The Soloist-George Lopez Never Would Have Let This Happen

We're back! With a more regular release schedule? Or do we just release on a cool Death Grips schedule? You'll find out! We read the Soloist! About a man who hates the homeless.

We're back! With a more regular release schedule? Or do we just release on a cool Death Grips schedule? You'll find out! We read the Soloist! About a man who hates the homeless.

94: The Soloist by Steve Lopez-About A Guy who Hates the Homeless

Elizabeth Gilbert

Ben is sick! We couldn't record this week. But we can still y'all with a favorite episode. Check out one of our all time classic eps, Eat Pray  Love!

Ben is sick! We couldn't record this week. But we can still y'all with a favorite episode. Check out one of our all time classic eps, Eat Pray  Love!

Blast From the Past: Eat Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert

Post 93: Lake Wobegon Days: Ok, he's cancelled. Everyone is cancelled.

Garrison Keillor

93: Lake Wobegon Days by Garrison Keillor: The Best Literature We've Read on the Podcast

Nicholas Sparks

The billionaires learn more about the cowboy book by the romance guy

The billionaires learn more about the cowboy book by the romance guy

Post 69: Nicholas Sparks The Longest Ride: Cowboy Says What?

Nicholas Sparks cowboy novel. Absolutely sick episode, folks. Really great stuff. Just listen. 

Nicholas Sparks cowboy novel. Absolutely sick episode, folks. Really great stuff. Just listen.

92: The Longest Ride by Nicholas Sparks: Obama and A Futuristic Game Show

Ronald Wilson Reagan. Spies. Tom Clancy. Wikipedia. Get into it.

Ronald Wilson Reagan. Spies. Tom Clancy. Wikipedia. Get into it.

POST 91: A Clear and Present Danger: Reagan is at it Again

I love a good conversational comedy podcast and these guys crack me up!

New favorite

This is a good podcast that is good. You can tell CJ is a redhead though.

Funny Books

Page 69

Oh gosh! We do a wikipedia internet info dive on The Audacity of hope and we learn a bunch and have fun along the way!

Oh gosh! We do a wikipedia internet info dive on The Audacity of hope and we learn a bunch and have fun along the way!

POST 69-The Audacity of Hope-What's the deal with Obama?

Avast or whatever! Here ye a tale of dicks and cum, and many merry riffs. Great episode. Seaman. 

Avast or whatever! Here ye a tale of dicks and cum, and many merry riffs. Great episode. Seaman.

Ep 62: Moby Dick

We've been doing the podcast for a year! WOW! Thanks everyone. To thank you, we read a book on a podcast. We read Seabiscuit, which is about a fast horsey.

We've been doing the podcast for a year! WOW! Thanks everyone. To thank you, we read a book on a podcast. We read Seabiscuit, which is about a fast horsey.

Ep 52: "Seabiscuit"-One Year Page 69 Anniversary

Uh oh! Spooky book time! CJ and Ben read "Phantom of the Opera"! Great episode. Lots of fuck talk. Recorded late at night so it's only natural.

Uh oh! Spooky book time! CJ and Ben read "Phantom of the Opera"! Great episode. Lots of fuck talk. Recorded late at night so it's only natural.

Ep 53: Phantom of the Opera

Barack Obama

WE'RE BACK BABYYYY. After a six week hiatus, the pod is back strong as ever! GET INTO IT, YOU LOVE IT.

WE'RE BACK BABYYYY. After a six week hiatus, the pod is back strong as ever! GET INTO IT, YOU LOVE IT.

Ep 58: The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama

We do a wikipedia deep dive and learn more about Phantom of the Opera! How fun!

We do a wikipedia deep dive and learn more about Phantom of the Opera! How fun!

POST 69-Phantom of the Opera-Several Moments of Silence

What great post show! We rule! Learn a lot and laugh a lot with this one, gang.

What great post show! We rule! Learn a lot and laugh a lot with this one, gang.

POST 69-Moby Dick-Absolutely transcendental 

Ben and CJ read the Swiss Family Robinson! Great episode! Goofs include injury lawyers, bird violence, and island would you rathers

Ben and CJ read the Swiss Family Robinson! Great episode! Goofs include injury lawyers, bird violence, and island would you rathers

Ep 56: The Swiss Family Robinson

We're here and we're online and we're learning! Then the discussion devolves/evolves into a long discussion about Jerry Seinfeld. Super fun! You'll love it. Also Happy Halloween if you're listening day of!

We're here and we're online and we're learning! Then the discussion devolves/evolves into a long discussion about Jerry Seinfeld. Super fun! You'll love it. Also Happy Halloween if you're listening day of!

POST 69- Interview with a Vampire: Lots of Seinfeld Talk

The dudes read The Da Vinci Code! Goofs include CJ giving away his social security number, an homage to I Think You Should leave with Italians, and more!

The dudes read The Da Vinci Code! Goofs include CJ giving away his social security number, an homage to I Think You Should leave with Italians, and more!

Ep 54: The Da Vinci Code

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