It's the episode that Mark should have edited and put up 2 months ago! We watched the movie representation of Mark's life goals, The Christmas House! We cover the highs, the lows, and the should have beens of this charming little movie. Tune in!

It's the episode that Mark should have edited and put up 2 months ago! We watched the movie representation of Mark's life goals, The Christmas House! We cover the highs, the lows, and the should have beens of this charming little movie. Tune in!

The Christmas House

It's Jess's favorite movie ever? But does Mark agree? We go back to basics with the new Lacey Chabert....classic? It's Christmas Waltz!

It's Jess's favorite movie ever? But does Mark agree? We go back to basics with the new Lacey Chabert....classic? It's Christmas Waltz!

Christmas Waltz

We're back with an actually really great Christmas movie! Flip the circuit breaker, grab a pull of taffy, and listen in as we talk Five Star Christmas! 

We're back with an actually really great Christmas movie! Flip the circuit breaker, grab a pull of taffy, and listen in as we talk Five Star Christmas!

Five Star Christmas

Kevin's gone, Marv is gone, Harry is gone, Buzz is gone, but we're back with more Home Alone! We take a break from the McAllister family to...steal microchips? Wait? What is this movie? Tune in to find out!

Kevin's gone, Marv is gone, Harry is gone, Buzz is gone, but we're back with more Home Alone! We take a break from the McAllister family to...steal microchips? Wait? What is this movie? Tune in to find out!

Home Alone 3

Kevin is not following CDC guidelines and is off to New York! The Wet Bandits are back, but can they all deliver a movie as good as the first? Tune in to find out!

Kevin is not following CDC guidelines and is off to New York! The Wet Bandits are back, but can they all deliver a movie as good as the first? Tune in to find out!

Home Alone 2

We're on lock down, so we're going to Macaulay Culkin to figure out how to be home alone! Grab your paint cans and watch out for nails because this is war!

We're on lock down, so we're going to Macaulay Culkin to figure out how to be home alone! Grab your paint cans and watch out for nails because this is war!

Home Alone

I...just don't know what to say about this episode. I'm still not sure what happened. D3. The Mighty Ducks. Tune in. That's all I can say. 

I...just don't know what to say about this episode. I'm still not sure what happened. D3. The Mighty Ducks. Tune in. That's all I can say.

D3: The Mighty Ducks

The quack is back, and it's everyone's favorite of the trilogy. Well...almost everyone's. Will Jess and Mark find common ground on the best Mighty Ducks movie or will it take the power of D3 to reunite the podcast? Tune in to find out!

The quack is back, and it's everyone's favorite of the trilogy. Well...almost everyone's. Will Jess and Mark find common ground on the best Mighty Ducks movie or will it take the power of D3 to reunite the podcast? Tune in to find out!

D2: The Mighty Ducks

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! Everyone join together in a Flying V and listen to us talk about our childhoods and possibly what hockey penalties mean. Tune in because we're talking about The Mighty Ducks, cake eaters!

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! Everyone join together in a Flying V and listen to us talk about our childhoods and possibly what hockey penalties mean. Tune in because we're talking about The Mighty Ducks, cake eaters!

The Mighty Ducks

There's no crying in podcasting anymore because we're back with A League of Their Own! We'll see who's team Dottie and who is team Kit, plus what do we feel really happened on that final play? Tune in!

There's no crying in podcasting anymore because we're back with A League of Their Own! We'll see who's team Dottie and who is team Kit, plus what do we feel really happened on that final play? Tune in!

A League of Their Own

Jessica and Mark love two things in this world: Lacey Chabert and Hallmark movies. Join them as they laugh, shout excitedly, and probably sing too much, all while breaking down some of the greatest (for various reasons) movies ever made!

Opening theme is a hook. Just relistened to Christmas town.    Great episode.

One of the myriad I stayed with

I didn’t agree on a few of the movies, but they have such great energy it was very enjoyable

Really a fave of mine!

HallMark & Jess

It's the start of our Alicia Witt series, and we're talking sober karaoke, family holidays with your significant other, and is Mark in love?

It's the start of our Alicia Witt series, and we're talking sober karaoke, family holidays with your significant other, and is Mark in love?

A Very Merry Mix-Up

Don't you just hate it when you enter the big gingerbread baking competition, but you don't have an oven, and you're caught in a love triangle? Sure, we all do! That's what we're talking about when we tackle Mark's favorite Hallmark Christmas movie: The Sweetest Christmas! Listen in as we talk backbones, country songs, and Christmas wishes! Tune in!

Don't you just hate it when you enter the big gingerbread baking competition, but you don't have an oven, and you're caught in a love triangle? Sure, we all do! That's what we're talking about when we tackle Mark's favorite Hallmark Christmas movie: The Sweetest Christmas! Listen in as we talk backbones, country songs, and Christmas wishes! Tune in!

The Sweetest Christmas

Listen as we review Jess’s favorite Lacey Christmas movie, Matchmaker Santa! We also touch on why we don’t talk to anyone on planes, why Mark will pick up hitchhikers and Jess absolutely won’t, and why it’s very dismissive of the leading man in this film to bash people that use fake Christmas trees instead of real ones. WE HAVE OUR REASONS, DEAN. Also covered is how both Mark and Jess discovered Santa isn’t real and how Jess doesn’t care for manspreading. Will the Santa in this movie fit the creepy mold from past Lacey movies? Listen to find out

Listen as we review Jess’s favorite Lacey Christmas movie, Matchmaker Santa! We also touch on why we don’t talk to anyone on planes, why Mark will pick up hitchhikers and Jess absolutely won’t, and why it’s very dismissive of the leading man in this film to bash people that use fake Christmas trees instead of real ones. WE HAVE OUR REASONS, DEAN. Also covered is how both Mark and Jess discovered Santa isn’t real and how Jess doesn’t care for manspreading. Will the Santa in this movie fit the creepy mold from past Lacey movies? Listen to find out

Matchmaker Santa

Remember how your parents made you feel so much worse when they weren't mad, just disappointed? That's A Wish For Christmas. That's right, we're bashing another Lacey Christmas movie and asking questions like, "Minor characters, what are they even for?

Remember how your parents made you feel so much worse when they weren't mad, just disappointed? That's A Wish For Christmas. That's right, we're bashing another Lacey Christmas movie and asking questions like, "Minor characters, what are they even for?

A Wish For Christmas

Granny get your gun because we've got a kidnapping going on! We're going through Holiday in Handcuffs and trying to make some sense of the madness!

Granny get your gun because we've got a kidnapping going on! We're going through Holiday in Handcuffs and trying to make some sense of the madness!

Holiday in Handcuffs

It's the movie where the leading man is named Doug...or Todd...Thaddeus? Whatever it is, we know for sure there are absolutely no sibling relationships in this movie! What more do you need to hear?

It's the movie where the leading man is named Doug...or Todd...Thaddeus? Whatever it is, we know for sure there are absolutely no sibling relationships in this movie! What more do you need to hear?

The Sound of Christmas

We're going from a movie we hated to a movie we loved with The Nine Lives of Christmas! We're talking robberies, secret identities, and the sure fire way to woo a lady!

We're going from a movie we hated to a movie we loved with The Nine Lives of Christmas! We're talking robberies, secret identities, and the sure fire way to woo a lady!

The Nine Lives of Christmas

Book tour, baybay!!! We're continuing our Jen Lilley run with her newest movie! Plus, the Star Trek minute returns, Mark accidentally exposes himself to a plane full of people, and papayas? Tune in!

Book tour, baybay!!! We're continuing our Jen Lilley run with her newest movie! Plus, the Star Trek minute returns, Mark accidentally exposes himself to a plane full of people, and papayas? Tune in!

Winter Love Story

Proving that she was amazing from the start, it's Lacey's first Hallmark movie! Mark and Jess talk fighting, therapy, and jobs as villains. Plus, does Mark try to completely change his point during an argument?!? Tune in to find out!

Proving that she was amazing from the start, it's Lacey's first Hallmark movie! Mark and Jess talk fighting, therapy, and jobs as villains. Plus, does Mark try to completely change his point during an argument?!? Tune in to find out!

Elevator Girl

You might have thought Christmas was over, but we've got another gift just for you! It's the start of our Jen Lilley run of movies as we watch Mingle All the Way! Plus, Jess gives her review of A Snow Globe Kissmas! Tune in!

You might have thought Christmas was over, but we've got another gift just for you! It's the start of our Jen Lilley run of movies as we watch Mingle All the Way! Plus, Jess gives her review of A Snow Globe Kissmas! Tune in!

Mingle All the Way

One year of Hallmark, so we're celebrating with She's All That! Seems about right. We're talking about problematic 90s behavior, crazy schools, and trend setting moments!

One year of Hallmark, so we're celebrating with She's All That! Seems about right. We're talking about problematic 90s behavior, crazy schools, and trend setting moments!

She's All That

We're going back to basics, and it is totally worth it! Jess and Mark talk bed and breakfasts, adorable and dumb goats, and get serenaded by an ice cream truck! Welcome back, Lacey Hallmark movies!

We're going back to basics, and it is totally worth it! Jess and Mark talk bed and breakfasts, adorable and dumb goats, and get serenaded by an ice cream truck! Welcome back, Lacey Hallmark movies!

All of My Heart

We're back with the woman that started it all, Lacey Chabert, and we're talking about three things: love, romance, and chocolate pizza. Oooohh yeeaaaahh!

We're back with the woman that started it all, Lacey Chabert, and we're talking about three things: love, romance, and chocolate pizza. Oooohh yeeaaaahh!

Love, Romance, and Chocolate

Come with Mark and Jess as they revisit the land of B &amp; B's! They're talking the desperate need for counseling in Hallmark movies and how great Tommy is at all times! It's going to be very inn-teresting!

Come with Mark and Jess as they revisit the land of B &amp; B's! They're talking the desperate need for counseling in Hallmark movies and how great Tommy is at all times! It's going to be very inn-teresting!

All of My Heart: Inn Love

We're back with a movie that tried its best to depress us, but we overcame! We're talking allergies, games in Texas, and the 7 wonders of the world! Tune in!

We're back with a movie that tried its best to depress us, but we overcame! We're talking allergies, games in Texas, and the 7 wonders of the world! Tune in!

Christmas Magic

Lacey Chabert

This is it. It's time for our definitive ranking of all 14 Lacey Chabert movies that we've seen so far. This week, we cover #14 through #7 and still have time to talk about the trials and tribulations of getting your hair cut. Who will be banished to the bottom of our lists? How much will we disagree? Tune in to find out.

This is it. It's time for our definitive ranking of all 14 Lacey Chabert movies that we've seen so far. This week, we cover #14 through #7 and still have time to talk about the trials and tribulations of getting your hair cut. Who will be banished to the bottom of our lists? How much will we disagree? Tune in to find out.

Ranking the Lacey Chabert Movies Pt. 1

Weather starting to get cold? Well, how about an episode about a movie we recorded in the summer?!? So grab your shorts and sunhat because The Single Girl joins Mark to talk about Paris, Wine, and Romance. It's better than a cup of hot chocolate! 

Weather starting to get cold? Well, how about an episode about a movie we recorded in the summer?!? So grab your shorts and sunhat because The Single Girl joins Mark to talk about Paris, Wine, and Romance. It's better than a cup of hot chocolate!

Paris, Wine, and Romance

It's our one year anniversary, and what better way to celebrate than with special guest Loree Stark from A Very Hallmark Christmas?!? We're solving crimes and recalling times when suspects were spotted, fingerprints were blotted, and time was allotted for podcasting. Tune in!

It's our one year anniversary, and what better way to celebrate than with special guest Loree Stark from A Very Hallmark Christmas?!? We're solving crimes and recalling times when suspects were spotted, fingerprints were blotted, and time was allotted for podcasting. Tune in!

Chronicle Mysteries

We cannot tell a lie; we absolutely watched this movie! Plus, we're reading fan mail, telling embarrassing kissing stories, and triggering everyone with politics opinions! Don't miss it!

We cannot tell a lie; we absolutely watched this movie! Plus, we're reading fan mail, telling embarrassing kissing stories, and triggering everyone with politics opinions! Don't miss it!

I'm Not Ready For Christmas

Everyone wants to know: WHO IS H.T. COWELL?!? Well, don't worry. We're on the case! We're also talking brownies, weird breakups, and even more Halloween parties! Tune in!

Everyone wants to know: WHO IS H.T. COWELL?!? Well, don't worry. We're on the case! We're also talking brownies, weird breakups, and even more Halloween parties! Tune in!

Mistletoe Inn

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