Rank #1: 008 - Let's Talk About Sex...Ed
The one where Taz gets her sex education through Barbie dolls and Zahra sends an angry letter full of #MuslimRage & #MuslimCrazy to the internet.
Aug 31 2015
Rank #2: 040 - You Are Responsible For Your Own Luggage
The one where Zahra is getting antihistamine nightmares and Taz is still writing her rom-com. This episode brought to you by kale curry.
Apr 26 2018
Rank #3: 010 - Muslim-ish
The one where Taz tries dating a White guy and Dartmouth's Millennial Muslims dare Zahra to prove her pepperoni-eating habits. Both women decide that they are smarter than neurosurgeon Ben Carson.
Oct 19 2015
Rank #4: 014 - Let's Talk About Sex...with Jinns
The one where Taz is scarred from learning about Jinns in a man's urethra, Zahra eats her way through an edible burka, and both get into a Hijarbie vs Jihottie pillow fight.
Feb 24 2016
Rank #5: 018 - LIVE from Oakland's Islamic Cultural Center
The one where Zahra creates a Sharia ring tone and Taz shares her phobia of secret passages.
Jun 20 2016
Rank #6: 012 - Muslim Christmas
The one where Zahra asks Santa Khomeini for presents, Taz explains the origins of the evil Empire, and they cast Muslim Star Wars.
Dec 17 2015
Rank #7: 011 - Condemning Condemnation
The one where Zahra uses her telepathic powers and Taz finds out the Statue of Liberty is Muslim.
Nov 25 2015
Rank #8: 021 - Muslim Garb-ish
The one where Taz “reaches out” to NFL quarterbacks to convert them to social activism and Zahra makes Golden Retrievers cry. Both realize they forgot to wear their Muslim Garb. Also, Taz is single.
Sep 30 2016
Rank #9: 023 - Pins and Polls
The one after election day, where Taz wonders if Glenn Beck is now woke and Zahra almost finds a new husband at a meat market. Also, if you must wear a safety pin, buy ours.
This is a special longer episode featuring Taz and Zahra's post-election reflections.
Nov 29 2016
Rank #10: 031 - Let's Talk About Sex...Manuals
The one where Zahra buys a designer diaper bag and Taz prepares for a billionaire pre-nup.
Jul 31 2017
Rank #11: 049 - Never Put Your Tacos in the Toaster Oven
The one where Taz wants to become the next Supreme brand and Zahra becomes Spider-Woman.
Jan 30 2019
Rank #12: 025 - Large Groups of Angry People
The one where Zahra self-cares with popcorn and cheese and Taz explains that bacon is not Kryptonite.
Jan 31 2017
Rank #13: 052 - LIVE from Toronto
The one where Taz and Zahra list role models at the Aga Khan Museum in Toronto.
Apr 23 2019
Rank #14: 053 - Forgive Yourself and Power Through
May 29 2019
Rank #15: 043 - Self Made Women
The one where Taz wonders if her makeup is halal and Zahra discovers the secret to finding housing.
Jul 25 2018
Rank #16: 022 - Election Watch and Other Scary Things
The one where Taz is on the front lines of being a nasty woman and Zahra asks why she can't have a lightsaber. Both want you to go vote!
Oct 28 2016
Rank #17: 016 - Wudu On, Wax Off
The one where Zahra's mother waxes and oils Zahra's husband at their first meeting, while Taz wonders how Zayn Malik manscapes.
Apr 25 2016
Rank #18: 050 - See You in the Future
The one where Taz and Zahra time travel.
Feb 25 2019
Rank #19: 056 - Are You Done Venting? Don't Embarrass Yourself.
Aug 28 2019
Rank #20: 033 - Not a News Source
The one where Taz offers to do makeup reviews and Zahra reminisces about Hawaiian cockroaches.
Sep 29 2017