
049 Snake Eyes (with Daniel Reichl)
"I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad's tits." - Gary Sinese.Dir. Brian De Palma, 1998.Starring Nicolas Cage, Gary Sinese, and Carla Gugino.5:43 What Have You Seen Lately?20:14 Snake Eyes23:28 8MM?44:55 Let's Be Frank50:55 FILMSPOTTING MADNESS PIGGYBACK FUNTIME1:00:12 Daniel Loses His Shit About Schindler's ListTopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors
1hr 13mins
22 Mar 2018
Rank #1

014 Oldboy
Ryan and Gabe gush like little schoolgirls at a Harry Styles concert over the bloody revenge masterpiece Oldboy! It's got sex and violence and octopuses! Dir. Park Chan-wook, 2003.Starring Choi Min-sik, Yoo Ji-tae, and Kang Hye-jung.
59mins
15 Jun 2017
Rank #2
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025 Nocturnal Animals
Rats got into the actual 25th episode, so episode 26 will now be 25! Yay! They cover Nocturnal Animals, which is a great movie! Move over, John Waters! You're pushed a week!Dir, Tom Ford, 2016.Starring Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Shannon, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson.
1hr
31 Aug 2017
Rank #3

044 Eastern Promises
"Now I'm going to do his teeth and cut off his fingers. You might want to leave room." Ya'll don't wanna leave the room as Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) returns to discuss what's possibly the best movie the ole dirty boys ever covered!Dir. David Cronenberg, 2007.Starring Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, and Vincent Cassel. 02:15 - The Passion of the Christ8:30 Akira17:30 Eastern Promises1:02:30 Let's Be Frank1:08:00 Coming up next...TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors
1hr 25mins
1 Feb 2018
Rank #4
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034 Dirty Dancing
Gabriel gracefully catches Ryan in his arms as they discuss Dirty Dancing! Swayze, baby!! Dir. Emile Ardolino, 1987.Starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey.TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors
1hr 14mins
22 Nov 2017
Rank #5

050 Class of 1984 and The Warriors (with Tyler Martis)
FIFTY EPISODES, BABY! Finally! They finally cover the film you've all been waiting for: Class of 1984! You can finally stop asking for it! They also cover some gang movie called The Warriors or whatever... Featuring the incredible artist Tyler Martis!tylermartisdesign.bigcartel.comDir. Mark Lester, 1982.Starring Perry King and Michel J Fox.Dir. Walter Hill, 1979.6:50 The Last Jedi...Still10:51 Tyler "The Most Artist" Martis13:31 Ryan Pulls a Daniel14:18 Happy Birthday, Ryan! Also MERCH17:34 Class of 198442:43 The Warriors1:07:54 What Are You Watching Lately?1:15:39 The BOYS Are Back in Town1:26:02 The ContestTopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors
1hr 34mins
12 Apr 2018
Rank #6

033 Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains
What is it? I dunno. Never heard of it. But it stares a young everybody. Diane Lane, Ray Winstone, Laura Dern... So yeah. Cool? There's music in it. Dir. Lou Adler, 1982.Starring Diane Lane, Ray Winstone, and Laura Dern.TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors
1hr 8mins
9 Nov 2017
Rank #7

010 The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
Gabe and Ryan ask big question: what the hell is El Superbeasto? Turns out it's not good. Loads of sex, loads of violence, and not much fun! Dir. Rob Zombie, 2009. Starring Tom Papa, Sheri Moon Zombie, and Paul Giamatti
56mins
18 May 2017
Rank #8

032 From Beyond
Stuart Gordon. H.P. Lovecraft. Jeffrey Combs. Barbary Crampton. This ain't Re-Animator. This is goddam From Beyond! A grosser, kinkier Re-Animator! Dir. Stuart Gordon, 1986.Starring Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, and Ken Foree. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for Sailors
1hr 2mins
2 Nov 2017
Rank #9

021 L.A. Confidential (with Daniel Reichl)
Cross over week continues! Daniel from Slow Readers pops in to discuss this hardnosed detective flick! Check out part one of the cross over in Slow Readers where they discuss the novel by James Ellroy! Enjoy it while it lasts, booger eaters!Dir. Curtis Hanson, 1997.Starring Kevin Spacey, Guy Pierce, Russell Crowe, and Kim Basinger.
58mins
3 Aug 2017
Rank #10

039 The Street Fighter
Bringing you some post-holiday cheer: the boys discuss this disgusting, groady-ass piece of X-rated Kung Fu cinema. Oh, Sonny Chiba, how could you?Dir. Shigehiro Ozawa, 1974.Starring Sonny Chiba. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors
1hr 3mins
28 Dec 2017
Rank #11

031 Starship Troopers (with Daniel Reichl)
Daniel (Slow Readers) comes back for a bug hunt! Ryan doesn't like Starship Troopers! Why doesn't he like Starship Troopers? Dir. Paul Verhoeven, 1997.Starring Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, Denise Richards, and Neil Patrick Harris.
55mins
26 Oct 2017
Rank #12

046 The Host
This is the Korean one. Not the scifi film with Saoirse Ronan. It's got a big monster in it!Dir. Bong Joo-ho, 2006.2:09 19 Crimes: The Uprising4:08 The Host37:28 Recast Game50:44 What Did You See This Week?59:00 Let's Be Frank1:08:36 What Is The Alan Smithee Game?TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors
1hr 11mins
22 Feb 2018
Rank #13

030 Sleepaway Camp
The episode has an audio issue, features an extended cameo of Michelle Monaghan (Ryan's wife, Emily), and is publishing like ten hours late. Happy thirty episodes, guys! The movie is Sleepaway Camp! It features one of the most infamous appearances of a penis!Dir. Robert Hiltzik, 1983.Starring Felissa Rose. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors.
57mins
13 Oct 2017
Rank #14

My Groady Valentine #3 Big Trouble in Little China (with Ryan Snyder)
*grunt* Here's another My Groady Valentine. With *burp* Ryan Snyder. He chats up the greatest movie ever. Big Trouble in Little China. *scratches self*Dir. John Carpenter, 1986.Starring Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrell, Dennis Dun, and James Hong. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors
9mins
16 Nov 2017
Rank #15

051 Brawl In Cell Block 99
Hitting up a badass bloody prison flick! Complete polar opposite to the goofball Ricky-Oh flick, but holy crap is it great!Dir. S Craig Zahler, 2017.Starring Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Carpenter, Don Johnson, and Udo Kier. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors
56mins
19 Apr 2018
Rank #16

016 Monster Squad (with Daniel Reichl)
The Shane Black List begins here! Returning guest Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) helps kick off this necessary worship of sex and violence scribe Shane Black with this little kid/Universal Monsters weirdo flick! The guys give it two big Abraham Van Helsing thumbs up!Dir. Fred Dekker, 1987.Starring several boys and Tom Noonan.
1hr 23mins
29 Jun 2017
Rank #17

019 The Long Kiss Goodnight
The Shane Black List continues! The down and dirty boys talk up this dated 90s flick! Plus they moan about Baby Driver and Spider-Man!Dir. Renny Harlin, 1996.Starring Geena Davis and Samuel L Jackson.
1hr 10mins
20 Jul 2017
Rank #18

040 Blade Runner 2049 (with Daniel Reichl)
Another great cross-over event with Slow Readers! The sicko boyos talk about the new Blade Runner sequel! Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) makes his fourth appearance! The discussion continues on Slow Readers with the boring book this is all based on. Dir. Denis Villeneuve, 2017.Starring Ryan Gosling, Harrison Ford, and Ana de Armas.
1hr 4mins
4 Jan 2018
Rank #19

036 Punisher: War Zone
Oh my, what is Punisher: War Zone? It has Dominic West? What the heck?Dir. Lexi Alexander, 2008.Starring Ray Stevenson and Dominic West.
1hr 16mins
7 Dec 2017
Rank #20