"I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad's tits." - Gary Sinese.

Dir. Brian De Palma, 1998.

Starring Nicolas Cage, Gary Sinese, and Carla Gugino.

5:43 What Have You Seen Lately?

20:14 Snake Eyes

23:28 8MM?

44:55 Let's Be Frank

50:55 FILMSPOTTING MADNESS PIGGYBACK FUNTIME

1:00:12 Daniel Loses His Shit About Schindler's List

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Ryan and Gabe gush like little schoolgirls at a Harry Styles concert over the bloody revenge masterpiece Oldboy! It's got sex and violence and octopuses! 

Dir. Park Chan-wook, 2003.

Starring Choi Min-sik, Yoo Ji-tae, and Kang Hye-jung.

Rats got into the actual 25th episode, so episode 26 will now be 25! Yay! They cover Nocturnal Animals, which is a great movie! Move over, John Waters! You're pushed a week!

Dir, Tom Ford, 2016.

Starring Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Shannon, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

"Now I'm going to do his teeth and cut off his fingers. You might want to leave room." Ya'll don't wanna leave the room as Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) returns to discuss what's possibly the best movie the ole dirty boys ever covered!

Dir. David Cronenberg, 2007.

Starring Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, and Vincent Cassel. 

02:15 - The Passion of the Christ

8:30 Akira

17:30 Eastern Promises

1:02:30 Let's Be Frank

1:08:00 Coming up next...

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Gabriel gracefully catches Ryan in his arms as they discuss Dirty Dancing! Swayze, baby!! 

Dir. Emile Ardolino, 1987.

Starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey.

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FIFTY EPISODES, BABY! Finally! They finally cover the film you've all been waiting for: Class of 1984! You can finally stop asking for it! They also cover some gang movie called The Warriors or whatever... Featuring the incredible artist Tyler Martis!

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Dir. Mark Lester, 1982.

Starring Perry King and Michel J Fox.

Dir. Walter Hill, 1979.

6:50 The Last Jedi...Still

10:51 Tyler "The Most Artist" Martis

13:31 Ryan Pulls a Daniel

14:18 Happy Birthday, Ryan! Also MERCH

17:34 Class of 1984

42:43 The Warriors

1:07:54 What Are You Watching Lately?

1:15:39 The BOYS Are Back in Town

1:26:02 The Contest

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What is it? I dunno. Never heard of it. But it stares a young everybody. Diane Lane, Ray Winstone, Laura Dern... So yeah. Cool? There's music in it. 

Dir. Lou Adler, 1982.

Starring Diane Lane, Ray Winstone, and Laura Dern.

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Gabe and Ryan ask big question: what the hell is El Superbeasto? Turns out it's not good. Loads of sex, loads of violence, and not much fun! Dir. Rob Zombie, 2009. Starring Tom Papa, Sheri Moon Zombie, and Paul Giamatti

Stuart Gordon. H.P. Lovecraft. Jeffrey Combs. Barbary Crampton. This ain't Re-Animator. This is goddam From Beyond! A grosser, kinkier Re-Animator! 

Dir. Stuart Gordon, 1986.

Starring Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, and Ken Foree. 

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Cross over week continues! Daniel from Slow Readers pops in to discuss this hardnosed detective flick! Check out part one of the cross over in Slow Readers where they discuss the novel by James Ellroy! Enjoy it while it lasts, booger eaters!

Dir. Curtis Hanson, 1997.

Starring Kevin Spacey, Guy Pierce, Russell Crowe, and Kim Basinger.

Bringing you some post-holiday cheer: the boys discuss this disgusting, groady-ass piece of X-rated Kung Fu cinema. Oh, Sonny Chiba, how could you?

Dir. Shigehiro Ozawa, 1974.

Starring Sonny Chiba. 

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Daniel (Slow Readers) comes back for a bug hunt! Ryan doesn't like Starship Troopers! Why doesn't he like Starship Troopers? 

Dir. Paul Verhoeven, 1997.

Starring Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, Denise Richards, and Neil Patrick Harris.

This is the Korean one. Not the scifi film with Saoirse Ronan. It's got a big monster in it!

Dir. Bong Joo-ho, 2006.

2:09 19 Crimes: The Uprising

4:08 The Host

37:28 Recast Game

50:44 What Did You See This Week?

59:00 Let's Be Frank

1:08:36 What Is The Alan Smithee Game?

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The episode has an audio issue, features an extended cameo of Michelle Monaghan (Ryan's wife, Emily), and is publishing like ten hours late. Happy thirty episodes, guys! The movie is Sleepaway Camp! It features one of the most infamous appearances of a penis!

Dir. Robert Hiltzik, 1983.

Starring Felissa Rose. 

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*grunt* Here's another My Groady Valentine. With *burp* Ryan Snyder. He chats up the greatest movie ever. Big Trouble in Little China. *scratches self*

Dir. John Carpenter, 1986.

Starring Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrell, Dennis Dun, and James Hong. 

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Hitting up a badass bloody prison flick! Complete polar opposite to the goofball Ricky-Oh flick, but holy crap is it great!

Dir. S Craig Zahler, 2017.

Starring Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Carpenter, Don Johnson, and Udo Kier. 

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The Shane Black List begins here! Returning guest Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) helps kick off this necessary worship of sex and violence scribe Shane Black with this little kid/Universal Monsters weirdo flick! The guys give it two big Abraham Van Helsing thumbs up!

Dir. Fred Dekker, 1987.

Starring several boys and Tom Noonan.

The Shane Black List continues! The down and dirty boys talk up this dated 90s flick! Plus they moan about Baby Driver and Spider-Man!

Dir. Renny Harlin, 1996.

Starring Geena Davis and Samuel L Jackson.

Another great cross-over event with Slow Readers! The sicko boyos talk about the new Blade Runner sequel! Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) makes his fourth appearance! The discussion continues on Slow Readers with the boring book this is all based on. 

Dir. Denis Villeneuve, 2017.

Starring Ryan Gosling, Harrison Ford, and Ana de Armas.

Oh my, what is Punisher: War Zone? It has Dominic West? What the heck?

Dir. Lexi Alexander, 2008.

Starring Ray Stevenson and Dominic West.