Hey there! After losing our previous episode due to technical difficulties, TRB and Heather D have returned with a brand new Welcome to Rantyville! Featuring lots of mammary glands and poop, this show will have you laughing enough to make up for last week! From breastfeeding and a #6titsalute to cheating whore coworkers and crazy s**t ladies, we've packed this show with so much you'll have to listen twice to catch it all! So whether your favorite is Dear Abigail or Tales From the Uber, it's all here for you! Download, listen, and enjoy!
 The @'s -
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 Be sure to check out rantystudios.blogspot.com for upcoming news about this show, Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels, and a reboot of the show that started it all - The Retail Rant!

WTR Episode 41 - T**s and S***s

What happens when the "I.R.S." calls The Ranty Bastard twenty times a day? Well he returns their calls of course! In this brief episode, TRB calls back a couple of scammers just to tie up their phones and f**k with them. It's fun, and we here at Ranty Studios encourage you to do the same. So have a laugh, and get ready for a full episode to drop later this week.
 Want to have your own call played on an episode of Welcome to Rantyville? Then check out the list of scam numbers provided daily by @IAmAlogical on Twitter, record your call, and send it to rantystudios@gmail.com!

A WTR Short - Fried Pakistani Chicken

This week, Tyler Daniels doesn't just ask stupid questions, he answers them as well. When an emergency takes a guest away from the show, Tyler fills in to talk about his experiences in stand up comedy. Open mics, hecklers, tv time, and money for dick jokes all contribute to an engaging and enlightening episode of Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels!
 I have 27 Twitter followers - won't you join them! Follow on Twitter - @drunkoncomedy for silly commentary, cat pics, or to book your guest spot on the show!
 #CouchPartyCrew #PodernFamily

Stupid Questions w/ Tyler Daniels - Episode 3

Yes, you read it right. This week on Welcome to Rantyville, Heather D and TRB discuss cheating and heroin whores. Not the same person (just to be clear), but there are some shameless people on this planet and we're gonna talk about them! After a wild night in the Uber, TRB has more passenger stories to share, and chances are good that Heather flips out this weekend at work. You'll also hear about how much we hate the self checkout, why old people shouldn't have smart phones, and TRB transforms into an old lady for this week's Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore. We had fun making it, and we hope you'll enjoy it just as much! So pop in those headphones, grab a drink, and let's hope Heather survives the weather and work!
 The Twits -
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 Get on over to rantystudios.blogspot.com for more from these two, as well as Mr. Tyler Daniels, host of Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels. We're prepping more content to come out soon, so check it out!

WTR Episode 40 - Whores Galore!

WHO is Sara? WHY is this episode named after her? WHAT could she have done? And most importantly, HOW did TRB not puke? These questions will be answered when you press play on this brand new episode of Welcome to Rantyville! Heather D and TRB bring you this week's show, full of rage, debauchery, and even seniors watching porn! We run the gambit on our usual topics, including Dear Abigail, Best & Worst, Rage from the Belly, as well as a few listener comments. But be warned - this week's Tale From the Uber is not for the faint of heart, and it almost takes over for "Megan's Ride" at number one. So plug in those headphones, and prepare your earholes for over an hour of fantastic fuckery!
 The @s -
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 And be sure to check out Stupid Questions w/ Tyler Daniels at rantystudios.blogspot.com - which is also the official home of Welcome to Rantyville and the now archived Retail Rant!

WTR Episode 39 - The Saga of Sara

Are your ears bleeding from our surprise guest last week? Well have no fear, because Heather D has returned to the mic in this episode of Welcome to Rantyville! And you definitely want to hear what's got her blood pressure up after a week away from the show. As always, we start with an idea of what we want to talk about and then completely lose our focus and sidetrack into anything and everything. We start with S**t You (and I) Hate, Dear Abigail, and a Tale From the Uber that includes Megan AND Jose/Not Mike. Then it takes the most unusual turns as we somehow turn a cheese debate into a discussion about Xzibit, spinner hubcaps, Philly cheese steaks, and how Heather can kick Mark Wahlberg's ass. So press play and enjoy the return of the matriarch of Rantyville!
 Stalk the hosts here -
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 Want more content? Go check out the official Ranty Studios website at www.rantystudios.blogspot.com for the complete archive of all 3 shows (WTR, Stupid Questions w/ Tyler Daniels, and The Retail Rant) as well as our witty and poignant blog posts!

WTR Episode 38 - Derailed and Distracted

This week's episode is brought to you by alcohol! That's right, not only is TRB taking shots of tequila and vodka, but he's brought Tyler Daniels along for the ride! With Heather D out of commission this week due to a sick kid, our Ranty Studios partner gladly and ably fills the second mic, and he brings us all a surprise too! Our conversation drifts in and out of things like S**t YOU Hate, morons in public, the farting Uber lady, and then it happens - we meet Tyler's roommate. His drunk roommate. Laura steps up to deliver a Dear Abigail, and then proceeds to enlighten us with how to really f**k somebody up on Tinder. Unexpected fun runs rampant this week, and we definitely earn that explicit tag, so plug in those earbuds and enjoy the long ride to Rantyville!
 Where to find us -
 Tyler - @drunkoncomedy
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 www.rantystudios.blogspot.com - The Official Home of Welcome to Rantyville and Stupid Questions W/ Tyler Daniels

WTR Episode 37 - Meet the Laura

Stupid Questions takes off the training wheels this week, as your host Tyler Daniels orders a stiff drink while learning all about everyone's favorite person - the bartender! Seasoned barkeep Matt Anderson joins Tyler to educate him on the finer points of dealing with booze, brawls, and bars in general. The guys talk mixed drinks, bar etiquette (or the lack of), and $6,000 bar tabs. Chances are you aren't a bartender yourself, but don't let that stop you from fixing yourself a tasty beverage and kicking back to enjoy this episode of Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels. Cheers!
 Follow Tyler on twitter.com - @drunkoncomedy
 Got some Mother's Day shopping to do? Well hop on over to rantystudios.blogspot.com and click on the Amazon banner and buy your mom all the wonderful things! And all the while, you'll be helping us put pink clothes in Heather D's house!

Stupid Questions W/ Tyler Daniels

Welcome to Rantyville everyone! TRB, Heather D, and the baby bring you another fun filled episode fueled by beer and botttled water! This week, the baby is practicing her kung fu moves on Heather's innards, we answer your listener questions, and we continue our tradition of trashing the people that write in to Dear Abigail. Throw in some s**t we hate, another awkward Uber story, and the age old question "Tacos or Burgers?". So sit down and enjoy a trip down the road to Rantyville, where the beer is cold and the bottled water is purified!
 Ask to be on the show here -
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 Be sure to visit the official Ranty Studios page at rantystudios.blogspot.com for more show info and more content from the crew! And click that Amazon banner when you buy things so we can Amazon Prime some pink stuff to Iowa!

WTR Episode 36 - He's Side Dick

Welcome back to Rantyville everyone! After taking last week off due to craziness in their lives, Heather D and TRB have returned with a brand new episode for your earholes! The familiar format is back as well, as we discuss everything from Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore to S**t We Hate. Ranty's Book club makes an appearance, there's one weird/awkward/just f*****g strange Tale from the Uber, and we answer all your #AskTRB and #AskHeatherD questions. We close the show out with a listener submitted Best & Worst, and tie in one of the greatest stand up bits by Denis Leary. Of course we are NSFW, so pop in those earbuds and get ready to laugh your ass off as we answer the age old question - stripper or Wendy's worker?
 The Twits -
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 Drop off a 5-star iTunes review if you haven't already, and stop in at rantystudios.blogspot.com to see all the news from the Ranty crew! Plan on making an Amazon purchase? Click the banner on the top of the page to help us raise some money for Heather's baby fund (to be spent on pink stuff and diapers!)

WTR Episode 35 - The Flashback

Dedicated to the slaves of the retail world and the s#*t we all put up with on a daily basis

Welcome to the very first episode of Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels, the newest addition the the Ranty Studios family! This week we put one toe in the water with Tyler's debut into podcasting. And he's popping his podcast hosting cherry with everyone's best friend/ favorite cohost,  Heather D (@IBECeptAfterC)! Together they talk about playing video games, introducing the lower case d's (Heather's kids) to Mortal Kombat, and the Guitar Hero "Queen of the Dorms" for an interesting pilot episode. So give it a listen, have a laugh, and enjoy one of many shows to come!
 Follow the host here -
 Tyler - @drunkoncomedy
 Like what you hear? Then check out his written works over at rantystudios.blogspot.com for more! And get yourself ready for another dose of Heather D on a new episode of Welcome to Rantyville later this week!

So what happens when TRB and Heather D take a week off? Well, we can tell you one thing that doesn't happen - show prep. This week your two favorite residents of Rantyville ditch planning, bits, and any type of format to bring you a show where we just talk. Not about anything in particular, just two friends talking. Now don't fret - it's still a fun and enjoyable trip down the road to Rantyville! So listen in and enjoy!
 And on a side note - we're still waiting for the first listener submission to Dear Abby so we can have you on the show!
 Don't Stalk Us, Just Follow Us
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 And be sure to follow the newest addition to Ranty Studios and the #CouchPartyCrew, Tyler Daniels (@drunkoncomedy)! His new show, Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels debuts on this channel in a few short weeks!

WTR Episode 34 - The B******t Episode

Hey everyone! Sorry for the delayed release this week, but we promise to make up for it with content! This week TRB and Heather D are joined by the newest member of Ranty Studios, Mr. Tyler Daniels! In his first show as an official podcaster (hosting the soon to be released "Stupid Questions w/ Tyler Daniels"), Tyler teams up with us to cover all your favorite topics as well as invent a new craze that will be coming to your bedroom soon. Throw in a polygamous Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore, some S**t I Hate, a serious #AskTRB #AskHeatherD,  top it off with some good ol' Best & Worst, and damn have you got one hell of a show! So plug in those earbuds, maybe get a puke bag ready, but most importantly just enjoy this episode!
 Love the show? Then follow us here!
 Tyler - @drunkoncomedy
 Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 Be sure to check out our literary masterpieces at rantystudios.blogspot.com. And if you're shopping on Amazon, click the banner on the top of the page to help us collect some pennies for Heather's baby girl (seriously, she needs diapers and pink clothes!).

WTR Episode 33 - Poontang Pie w/ Graham Cracker Crust

With Heather D on the sidelines this week, TRB is going back to the well again to bring you a bonus episode of The Retail Rant. You know what this means, so kick back, relax, plug in those earbuds, because wearing someone else's nametag is NSFW.

WTR Episode 32 - The Retail Rant Returns

That's right, TRB and Heather D are back, and we brought a little something with us - the SEXY! In a departure from our usual topics, this week we decided to go SEXY and see how many listeners we can gain or lose. Spawned by a tweet from a friend of the show and perhaps the weirdest/sexiest/grossest Uber ride TRB has ever done, everybody's favorite pod duo grabs your ears and drags them down into the gutter with us. And how do you wrap up such a perfect episode? You'll just have to pop in those earbuds and find out! Listen! Enjoy! SEXY!
 Go to rantystudios.blogspot.com to "read the articles", check out your favorite episodes of past and present, and follow your hosts from the handy links at the bottom! And use that top banner to do all your Amazon shopping so we can help Heather buy pink stuff for the baby girl!

WTR Episode 31 - The SEXY Episode

The British are coming! The British are coming! That's right, this week TRB and Heather D welcome our first international guest to Rantyville, Mr. Nick Lawrance Ellis! (Yes, that's exactly how it's spelled) And not only is Nick an amazing and hilarious guest, but he is kind enough to educate us Yanks on so many things! We cover a lot of ground on this episode, including our abuse of the English language, what "pants" really are, how dumb we look as tourists, and why our highways suck. We sprinkle in the usual WTR discussions as well, like Dear Abigail, S**t I Hate, and a Tale from the Uber involving a stripper. And if that's not enough to make you listen to this episode, you should probably get yourself checked. So kick back, plug in those earbuds, and enjoy this week's WTR featuring Nick Lawrance Ellis!
 The only person you need to follow this week -
 Nick - @nlawranceellis
 Check out rantystudios.blogspot.com for more content from the crew! And use the Amazon link when you buy things - proceeds help Heather buy pink stuff for once!

WTR Episode 30 - I've Seen Enough T**s Today

Welcome to Rantyville boys and girls! TRB and Heather D are serving up another fun filled episode, and we brought along fellow podcaster (and fan) Mr. Kyle Rothfus (@digipen79) for the ride. And will there be a ride to Mexico in TRB's future? Find out as we finally make THE announcement regarding Heather's baby! We're gonna cover it all on this one, from your #AskTRB questions and Dear Abigail, to Best & Worst, Tales from the Uber, and more! So buckle up and plug in those headphones because we didn't mark the explicit box for nothing!
 The Twittters
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 Kyle - @digipen79
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 Buying something on Amazon with all those unused Christams gift cards from Grandma? Shoot over to rantystudios.blogspot.com and click the Amazon banner to help support the show while you shop! It's also a great place for content from the Ranty crew, including blog posts and links to the show (including the now archived Retail Rant)

WTR Episode 29 - TRB's Mexico Road Trip?

Welcome back to Rantyville everyone! TRB and Heather D get a bump in the population this week as our good friend Syndic (@5YND1C) joins the show! We spend some time helping her find the most annoying Vaelntine's Day gift, how bad third shift sucks, and have some fun with our usual topics. It's not hard to see how we all agree on this week's Best and Worst, TRB teaches the ladies what a "card swipe" is (no chip reader), and Heather gives us yet another enlightening edition of "Dear Abigail, 4th Grade Whore". So pop in those headphones and join us in Rantyville for yet another episode full of fun and occasional debauchery!
 People's Places on the Interwebs -
 Syndic - @5YND1C
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard
 Things you should do today -
 Get that Couch Party app for your Android device! and check out our new site at rantystudios.blogspot.com where you'll find all your show links, as well as some new material by TRB, Heather D, and guest Tyler Daniels. And just maybe a new project coming soon!

WTR Episode 28 - The Butthole Gag Reflex

Welcome back to Rantyville, the town with a small population with a couple of foul mouthed inhabitants! What better way to kick off your weekend than letting a new episode of Welcome to Rantyville infect your earholes? TRB and Heather D are back at it once again, covering all the things that gave us micro-aneurysms in the past week. We get an update on the Lil D, tell a Tale from the Uber, discuss some s**t we hate, and make fun of a sad 100 year old advice column. We delve into the world of canned meats and men's facial hair in Best & Worst, ask a fellow podcaster for baby hand me downs, and pimp a new intro song too! So pop in those earbuds (because we are definitely NSFW), kick back and enjoy a new trip to your favorite town!
 Also, check out our author of the week, Ms. Jessica Samuels. Her latest book, Tales From Behind the Counter, is a must read for anyone who has ever jockeyed a register for hours on end. Telling the stories of Angeline and her times at Kyle's General Store, its a fun read full of honesty and customer hijinks. To get your copy (or to enjoy it on Audible.com for free for 2 weeks), visit the new home of Ranty Studios in the links below. And leave her the same 5-star love that you guys and gals share with us!
 Our new website! - rantystudios.blogspot.com
 Our old Twitters!- Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
                          - TRB - @TheRantyBastard

WTR Episode 27 - When Hairy Met Salad

Welcome back to Rantyville, where it's population 2.5 plus you! TRB, Heather D and the baby girl are all back for another episode full of fun and laughs! We take delight in a countless number of sidetracked conversations, shoutouts to friends of the show, and the return of the infamous "F**k You Notes". Despite being all over the map, we cover your favorites, including -
 #AskHeatherD/#AskTRB - Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore - S**t I Hate - Tales from the Uber - Best & Worst - and more!
 It was a lot of fun getting some more interaction from you (the listener) this episode, and we're looking forward to even more next week. So send us your artist of the week, a #AskHeatherD/#AskTRB, or call the Rantyville Hotline at 810-373-9790 so we can all have fun together! Or drop us a note on the twitter.com or another 5 star review on iTunes!
 Where we say f**k a lot less (or maybe not, who's judging?) -
 Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC
 TRB - @TheRantyBastard

WTR Episode 26 - Jake's Tea Party

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