ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim and Leah finally open up about their stance on animal cruelty (pro). They also get a strange letter regarding a Pottery Barn dirty magazine. Tune in for important information, new segments, and world-altering perspectives. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim and Leah finally open up about their stance on animal cruelty (pro). They also get a strange letter regarding a Pottery Barn dirty magazine. Tune in for important information, new segments, and world-altering perspectives.

Submitting Photos to Pottery Barn's Nudie Mag — Nitwits Anonymous S2 E3

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim and Leah open up about their tragic childhoods in which they were not orphans. They also share some game-changing life hacks in a brand new segment. If you're looking advice on dealing with a messy roommate, running a small business, or how to deal with the inflation of pop rocks, this is the episode for you. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim and Leah open up about their tragic childhoods in which they were not orphans. They also share some game-changing life hacks in a brand new segment. If you're looking advice on dealing with a messy roommate, running a small business, or how to deal with the inflation of pop rocks, this is the episode for you.

We Wish We Were Orphans — Nitwits Anonymous S2 E2

ATTENTION NITWITS: Tim and Leah decide to continue to bring their geniusness to the sad, pathetic nitwits of the world in this season 2 premiere episode.  They also discuss Tim's rocky relationship with his brother and how fun it is to laugh at people who are poor. If you're a nitwit on the road to recovery, you won't want to miss this episode. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: Tim and Leah decide to continue to bring their geniusness to the sad, pathetic nitwits of the world in this season 2 premiere episode.  They also discuss Tim's rocky relationship with his brother and how fun it is to laugh at people who are poor. If you're a nitwit on the road to recovery, you won't want to miss this episode.

My Estranged Brother Might be Santa — Nitwits Anonymous S2 E1

ATTENTION NITWITS: If you're looking for some behind-the-scenes mic checks, goofs, and screw-ups, you've come to the right place. Thank you for listening this year, and we will be back on 1/13/21 with season 2!

ATTENTION NITWITS: If you're looking for some behind-the-scenes mic checks, goofs, and screw-ups, you've come to the right place. Thank you for listening this year, and we will be back on 1/13/21 with season 2!

SEASON 1 BLOOPERS — Nitwits Anonymous BTS

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn that Tim has an OnlyFans, but it's really not that big of a deal. You'll also witness a beautiful reunion between Tim and one of his hometown friends from Antarctica. This is the Nitwits Anonymous season 1 finale; tune in for the epic season 2 premiere on Jan. 13.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn that Tim has an OnlyFans, but it's really not that big of a deal. You'll also witness a beautiful reunion between Tim and one of his hometown friends from Antarctica. This is the Nitwits Anonymous season 1 finale; tune in for the epic season 2 premiere on Jan. 13.

I Have an OnlyFans and My Wife Is Totally Chill With It — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E32

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn that both Tim and Leah are featured in the Holy Bible.  You'll also learn some tips for committing crimes, the dangers of a biased media, and how important it is to be physically attractive. Tune in for some game-changing advice, and once your life has been successfully changed, consider living a rave review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn that both Tim and Leah are featured in the Holy Bible.  You'll also learn some tips for committing crimes, the dangers of a biased media, and how important it is to be physically attractive. Tune in for some game-changing advice, and once your life has been successfully changed, consider living a rave review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.

We Basically Wrote the Bible (Like, the Christian One) — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E31

ATTENTION NITWITS: In our big 30th episode, you'll learn about what happened to the third member of the Nitwits Anonymous team, Leah's villain origin story, and why Tim had to record the episode from Jupiter. As always, we hate our interns, and we hate you. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In our big 30th episode, you'll learn about what happened to the third member of the Nitwits Anonymous team, Leah's villain origin story, and why Tim had to record the episode from Jupiter. As always, we hate our interns, and we hate you.

The Interns F#!ked Up and Now I'm on Jupiter — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E30

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we finally reveal why The Tim and Leah Show (which was broadcasted directly to Garmin navigation devices and assorted pacemakers) was unjustly cancelled. Please send us money. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we finally reveal why The Tim and Leah Show (which was broadcasted directly to Garmin navigation devices and assorted pacemakers) was unjustly cancelled. Please send us money.

Why The Tim and Leah Show Was Cancelled — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E29 

Emily Dickinson

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we learn all about Tim's new reality show where he fixes all businesses all over the country. You'll also get to hear how Leah called Emily Dickinson fugly, slept with her husband, and ruined her life. It's a fun time!

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we learn all about Tim's new reality show where he fixes all businesses all over the country. You'll also get to hear how Leah called Emily Dickinson fugly, slept with her husband, and ruined her life. It's a fun time!

I Ruined Emily Dickinson's Life — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E28

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim has some intestinal issues and has to record the entire ep from the bathroom, but we don't let that stop us. Also in this episode, we teach you how to be cooler than all those other hoes in church, and we proudly advocate for every American's right to bear a bomb (at all times). Listen up!

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim has some intestinal issues and has to record the entire ep from the bathroom, but we don't let that stop us. Also in this episode, we teach you how to be cooler than all those other hoes in church, and we proudly advocate for every American's right to bear a bomb (at all times). Listen up!

How to be the Baddest B*tch in Church — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E27

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ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn how to get revenge when one of your best friends (whom you also host a podcast with) gets a job in New York City and has the audacity to move 750 miles away. Also, special shout out to friends of the pod 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn how to get revenge when one of your best friends (whom you also host a podcast with) gets a job in New York City and has the audacity to move 750 miles away.  Also, special shout out to friends of the pod

The Betrayal Episode — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E26

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll find out who is the superior Nitwits Anonymous host, you'll learn what unspeakable things Leah did (hypothetically) with Tim's ex-wife, and you'll get to hear us be total assholes to the elderly. SPECIAL NOTE: Just jokes! In this ep, we attempt to brainstorm some useful redesigns for future wheelchair models, and we don't mean to offend your beloved granny or gramps. Please tell the old people or wheelchair users in your life that we mean no harm and wish them well. And if you can get them to start listening to the show, that would be great. We are always in need of more listeners (more money). 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll find out who is the superior Nitwits Anonymous host, you'll learn what unspeakable things Leah did (hypothetically) with Tim's ex-wife, and you'll get to hear us be total assholes to the elderly.  SPECIAL NOTE: Just jokes! In this ep, we attempt to brainstorm some useful redesigns for future wheelchair models, and we don't mean to offend your beloved granny or gramps. Please tell the old people or wheelchair users in your life that we mean no harm and wish them well. And if you can get them to start listening to the show, that would be great. We are always in need of more listeners (more money).

Ok Now Our Show is Just Offensive...  — S1 E25

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim and Leah share more expert car advice, what to do if you're a book and a virgin, and they spend some time reflecting on how Nitwits Anonymous has changed this season (the show has gotten filthier).

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim and Leah share more expert car advice, what to do if you're a book and a virgin, and they spend some time reflecting on how Nitwits Anonymous has changed this season (the show has gotten filthier).

Our Show is Getting DIRTIER — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E24

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn all about cars from the world's greatest car experts. You'll also have the pleasure of learning about  killing squirrels, killing giants, and killing your siblings. Lots of death in this one.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn all about cars from the world's greatest car experts. You'll also have the pleasure of learning about  killing squirrels, killing giants, and killing your siblings. Lots of death in this one.

Advice on Cars and Death (Mostly Death) — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E23

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Leah reveals that she is one of three triplets. Unfortunately, after some family drama related to an art show and an arrest, she is no longer on speaking terms.If you have a pressing question about absolutely anything, DM us @nitwitsanon on Instagram!

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Leah reveals that she is one of three triplets. Unfortunately, after some family drama related to an art show and an arrest, she is no longer on speaking terms. If you have a pressing question about absolutely anything, DM us @nitwitsanon on Instagram!

Why My Triplet Sister and I Don't Talk Anymore — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E22

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim goes through yet another incredibly painful divorce. Also, you'll get to hear all about the new Nitwits Anonymous Buzzfeed quiz! Check out @nitwitsanon on Instagram to take the official quiz and find out which type of idiot you are. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim goes through yet another incredibly painful divorce. Also, you'll get to hear all about the new Nitwits Anonymous Buzzfeed quiz! Check out @nitwitsanon on Instagram to take the official quiz and find out which type of idiot you are.

Divorcing Melinda Gates and Marrying a Rich French Heiress — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E21

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this ep, we tell you all about the rich and beautiful history of crack culture. Also, Tim has Invisalign made of solid gold now, but he's still the same earthly guy we all know and love. His ex-wife's lawyer dares to write in, and we sadly learn that his ex wife has moved on and is doing hand stuff with Bill Gates. It's another roller coaster of emotions, and you don't want to miss out. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this ep, we tell you all about the rich and beautiful history of crack culture. Also, Tim has Invisalign made of solid gold now, but he's still the same earthly guy we all know and love. His ex-wife's lawyer dares to write in, and we sadly learn that his ex wife has moved on and is doing hand stuff with Bill Gates. It's another roller coaster of emotions, and you don't want to miss out.

Please Don't Disrespect Crack Culture — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E20

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim gets a divorce, nearly dies, and then... finds love again? It's a real roller coaster of emotions. Then, Leah may possibly threaten to murder people multiple times, but there's no way to tell for sure. Anyone who calls the authorities on us will be murdered to death, if you catch our drift. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim gets a divorce, nearly dies, and then... finds love again? It's a real roller coaster of emotions. Then, Leah may possibly threaten to murder people multiple times, but there's no way to tell for sure. Anyone who calls the authorities on us will be murdered to death, if you catch our drift.

I'm Getting a Divorce and My Internal Organs are at War (Sad) — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E19

LEAD

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn a bit more about our management style. When you're in a leadership position at a company, it's important to make sure your employees have plenty of water and space to graze. Know all of your employees by name. Protect them from wolves. If one gets tangled in some thorns, grab your lantern and go free him.  If you use our tips, your company will blossom.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn a bit more about our management style. When you're in a leadership position at a company, it's important to make sure your employees have plenty of water and space to graze. Know all of your employees by name. Protect them from wolves. If one gets tangled in some thorns, grab your lantern and go free him.  If you use our tips, your company will blossom.

You Can Lead an Intern to Water, But You Can't Make Him Drink — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E18 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll get to hear about Clifford the Big Red Dog and how his career has recently gone in a different direction. You'll also get to hear a loving eulogy for both Leah and Tim, and you'll learn all about the new Nitwits Anonymous University. If you love death, college, and sexy giant red dogs, this is the episode for you. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll get to hear about Clifford the Big Red Dog and how his career has recently gone in a different direction. You'll also get to hear a loving eulogy for both Leah and Tim, and you'll learn all about the new Nitwits Anonymous University. If you love death, college, and sexy giant red dogs, this is the episode for you.

Clifford is Writing Erotic Novels Now — Nitwits Anonymous S1 E17

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