1- Cancer sucks2- Rats get fat and good men die3- I’ll just use gas4- Take care of you5- Rules to live by6- Thanks for the memories

1- Cancer sucks 2- Rats get fat and good men die 3- I’ll just use gas 4- Take care of you 5- Rules to live by 6- Thanks for the memories

#385: Here's To You, Matt

1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.4- We almost got it right5- Can we talk?

1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift. 2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are. 3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln. 4- We almost got it right 5- Can we talk?

#384: Baked Alaska

1- Brittney is out2- It's Werewolfing time3- Cheating Works4- Black robe by day, white robe by night5- Thanks, Trevor.

1- Brittney is out 2- It's Werewolfing time 3- Cheating Works 4- Black robe by day, white robe by night 5- Thanks, Trevor.

#383: No Truth Required

1- I don’t like Black mass shooters2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.4- Freedom of speech we approve of5- Same-sex marriage saved6- Corporate crime aka business as usual7- Merry Christmas

1- I don’t like Black mass shooters 2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago 3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school. 4- Freedom of speech we approve of 5- Same-sex marriage saved 6- Corporate crime aka business as usual 7- Merry Christmas

#382: Wisdom Teeth

1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.3- A prophet gets his wish4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid.5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People.6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it7- Find me at rebelHQ TYT.com and Zofunny on IG Love ya

1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done. 2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real. 3- A prophet gets his wish 4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid. 5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People. 6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it 7- Find me at rebelHQ <a href="http://TYT.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">TYT.com</a> and Zofunny on IG Love ya

#381: Stupid Don’t Get Tired. I do.

1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel.2- Sex-shamed by Boebert3- We won by not losing big.4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him.5- Twitter has Twatted

1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel. 2- Sex-shamed by Boebert 3- We won by not losing big. 4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him. 5- Twitter has Twatted

#380: Midterm Madness

1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you.2- Twitter is dead.3- Hate speech is real.4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns.5- Kyrie is Krazy.6- No Empathy. No Apology. No Accountability.

1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you. 2- Twitter is dead. 3- Hate speech is real. 4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns. 5- Kyrie is Krazy. 6- No Empathy. No Apology. No Accountability.

#379: Vote Vote Vote

1- Its about the children…No, it's not.2- Herschel Walker paid for another one. Another abortion not another kid. He doesn’t pay for those.3- Don’t debate after a stroke4- Stop the steal or we’ll shoot5- MTG takes a bath with Trump and it's beautiful.6- Hello, Pot, This is Kettle.7- Shirley Raines life matters8- Ye is not winning9- California economy is number 4 IN THE WORLD. Sorry, Texas, you’re number 10. Thats far below 4, if you’re counting.

1- Its about the children…No, it's not. 2- Herschel Walker paid for another one. Another abortion not another kid. He doesn’t pay for those. 3- Don’t debate after a stroke 4- Stop the steal or we’ll shoot 5- MTG takes a bath with Trump and it's beautiful. 6- Hello, Pot, This is Kettle. 7- Shirley Raines life matters 8- Ye is not winning 9- California economy is number 4 IN THE WORLD. Sorry, Texas, you’re number 10. Thats far below 4, if you’re counting.

#378: We're Number 4!

1- 1400 to 18. They win, you lose.2- I got a badge. You got a badge. Everybody got a badge.3- Good ole racism. When all else fails...4- Drunk Driving? C’mon down to Georgia.5- She’s just too smart6- Sorry, mom. Do you have your kids DNA?7- That is not presidential ice cream

1- 1400 to 18. They win, you lose. 2- I got a badge. You got a badge. Everybody got a badge. 3- Good ole racism. When all else fails... 4- Drunk Driving? C’mon down to Georgia. 5- She’s just too smart 6- Sorry, mom. Do you have your kids DNA? 7- That is not presidential ice cream

#377: We’re Gonna Need That DNA

1- Mitch McConnell just won’t quit2- LA City Council a racist mess3- Get in the union4- You don’t have to go to China to hire children5- Why didn’t I buy Apple?

1- Mitch McConnell just won’t quit 2- LA City Council a racist mess 3- Get in the union 4- You don’t have to go to China to hire children 5- Why didn’t I buy Apple?

#376: I Should Have Bought An Apple

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1- Women aim too low2- Patriotic domestic terror3- Designed to be unintelligent4- Planned Grand Parenthood5- Laws are sexy

1- Women aim too low 2- Patriotic domestic terror 3- Designed to be unintelligent 4- Planned Grand Parenthood 5- Laws are sexy

#75: Roy Wood Jr. and Al Jackson

1- I’m still with you brother2- Doing nothing is too activist3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone4- I heard it on TMZ5- Go Royals

1- I’m still with you brother 2- Doing nothing is too activist 3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone 4- I heard it on TMZ 5- Go Royals

#88: I Heard It On TMZ

1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug tests5- I’m watching Chess6- Republicans say drug test non users7- Get your MRAP here kids8- Scene from movie Crash becomes real life in my hometown9- Smell your cabbie, no really g’head , smell him

1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader 2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud 3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again 4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug tests 5- I’m watching Chess 6- Republicans say drug test non users 7- Get your MRAP here kids 8- Scene from movie Crash becomes real life in my hometown 9- Smell your cabbie, no really g’head , smell him

#86: I'm Watching Chess

1-	I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete2-	Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site3-	Constitution smonstitution, I’m Rand Paul4-	Right of the right5-	Obama vs Israel6-	Canadian Sopranos meet Maury Povich7-	Rob Ford might be the smart one in family8-	Sexy teacher teaches boys sex9-	Sterling's out but we’re stuck with Stephen A10-	Thor’s a woman Capt America’s black The Tea Partys mad

1-	I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete 2-	Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site 3-	Constitution smonstitution, I’m Rand Paul 4-	Right of the right 5-	Obama vs Israel 6-	Canadian Sopranos meet Maury Povich 7-	Rob Ford might be the smart one in family 8-	Sexy teacher teaches boys sex 9-	Sterling's out but we’re stuck with Stephen A 10-	Thor’s a woman Capt America’s black The Tea Partys mad

#81: Insulted By Rickles

1- “Don’t monkey this up.” You just did.2- Not qualified at all. Welcome to the administration!3- The accountant is ready to talk.4- Leave my wife out of it, even though I said she did it.5- Mass shooting again...6- Cop found… guilty?7- Hey, officers, there’s money in killin' them negroes.8- Mollie Tibbetts and Nia Wilson both matter.9- Aretha Franklin, Neil Simon, and John McCain. We miss you all.10- Tiger loses off the course again11- Serena, you are a super hero. Wear what you want.

1- “Don’t monkey this up.” You just did. 2- Not qualified at all. Welcome to the administration! 3- The accountant is ready to talk. 4- Leave my wife out of it, even though I said she did it. 5- Mass shooting again... 6- Cop found… guilty? 7- Hey, officers, there’s money in killin' them negroes. 8- Mollie Tibbetts and Nia Wilson both matter. 9- Aretha Franklin, Neil Simon, and John McCain. We miss you all. 10- Tiger loses off the course again 11- Serena, you are a super hero. Wear what you want.

#225: My Wife Did It

1.    1.  State of the Union Obama is SMOOV2.    2. Rubio Rebuttal Lying makes me thirsty3.    3.  Rend rebuttal to rebuttal, why is there always a secret list?4.    4.  Loving immigrants and hating women what about women immigrants?5.    5. Dorner a damn shame all around6.    6. Bruce , Die Hard and shut up7.    7. Carnival Cruise vacation? Or Survivor episode?8.    8. Alabama players making ends meet9.    9. Condi, just gotta start something10. 10. Coke overdose, no , not that coke, COKE11. 11. Heart attack Grill finally truth in advertising Feb 18, 2013

1.    1.  State of the Union Obama is SMOOV 2.    2. Rubio Rebuttal Lying makes me thirsty 3.    3.  Rend rebuttal to rebuttal, why is there always a secret list? 4.    4.  Loving immigrants and hating women what about women immigrants? 5.    5. Dorner a damn shame all around 6.    6. Bruce , Die Hard and shut up 7.    7. Carnival Cruise vacation? Or Survivor episode? 8.    8. Alabama players making ends meet 9.    9. Condi, just gotta start something 10. 10. Coke overdose, no , not that coke, COKE 11. 11. Heart attack Grill finally truth in advertising Feb 18, 2013

#37: Heart Attack Grill

1-	Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay2-	Can I see your X-rays?3-	Arizona is Western Mississippi4-	Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy

1-	Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay 2-	Can I see your X-rays? 3-	Arizona is Western Mississippi 4-	Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy

#71: Airlines & Religion, Neither one is flying

1- Do you know a law?2- Your home is my home, so I’ll shoot you.3- Serena is right. Game, set, and match.4- Sacrifice everything. Yes, he did.5- My Nikes will be wearing Nikes.

1- Do you know a law? 2- Your home is my home, so I’ll shoot you. 3- Serena is right. Game, set, and match. 4- Sacrifice everything. Yes, he did. 5- My Nikes will be wearing Nikes.

#226: Today In Sports...

1. Attn Old White Men New America includes everyone2. Karl Rove must report loss to Cheyney, good luck with that3. Racist Rants on Twitter How sad, future klansmen klan reduced to tweeting4. Whos Better off than 4 yrs ago, gun sellers5. Fiscal cliff my ass6. Florida shouldn’t be allowed to vote, period , end of story7. Weed wins Porn loses8. Hurricane Sandy still kicking ass9. Failure of Virgin America, we like our virgins cheap10. George Lucas to give billions away , another liberal redistributes wealth11. Gen Petraeus, love isn’t forever, emails are12. Still no Hockey Nov 13, 2012

1. Attn Old White Men New America includes everyone 2. Karl Rove must report loss to Cheyney, good luck with that 3. Racist Rants on Twitter How sad, future klansmen klan reduced to tweeting 4. Whos Better off than 4 yrs ago, gun sellers 5. Fiscal cliff my ass 6. Florida shouldn’t be allowed to vote, period , end of story 7. Weed wins Porn loses 8. Hurricane Sandy still kicking ass 9. Failure of Virgin America, we like our virgins cheap 10. George Lucas to give billions away , another liberal redistributes wealth 11. Gen Petraeus, love isn’t forever, emails are 12. Still no Hockey Nov 13, 2012

#28: Weed Wins, Porn Loses

1-	Suspect in North Carolina2-	 Trayvon was in better shape than Zimmerman, so?3-	Where’s the Outrage New title for my TV special? Nope , a real question4-	Kids aren’t driving,5-	Long John Silver Wins6-	Dwight Howard Taking talents to Houston7-	You thought you were a sports fan?8-	The great Flip Flop Controversy. I found the outrage

1-	Suspect in North Carolina 2-	 Trayvon was in better shape than Zimmerman, so? 3-	Where’s the Outrage New title for my TV special? Nope , a real question 4-	Kids aren’t driving, 5-	Long John Silver Wins 6-	Dwight Howard Taking talents to Houston 7-	You thought you were a sports fan? 8-	The great Flip Flop Controversy. I found the outrage

#49: The Flip Flop Controversy

1-  South against everything2-  Fiscal Cliff Congress and a bunch of nothing3-  Bring back dueling gentlemen4-  Assault weapon stops crime. Oops never happened5-  Whew the rich got richer6-  Al Jazeera vs Current TV vs Fox News7-  Let's make up some news8-  Dr Oz having a show is a miracle9-  Dying for pictures10- Oh no, they breed Jan 10, 2013

1-  South against everything 2-  Fiscal Cliff Congress and a bunch of nothing 3-  Bring back dueling gentlemen 4-  Assault weapon stops crime. Oops never happened 5-  Whew the rich got richer 6-  Al Jazeera vs Current TV vs Fox News 7-  Let's make up some news 8-  Dr Oz having a show is a miracle 9-  Dying for pictures 10- Oh no, they breed Jan 10, 2013

#33: Let's Make Up Some News

1- I resolve to get fat2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees4- Bridgegate is not a gate5- News that's not news6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry7- Finally, I can drive  while black

1- I resolve to get fat 2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim 3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees 4- Bridgegate is not a gate 5- News that's not news 6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry 7- Finally, I can drive while black

#67: Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes

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#66: Merry Christmas

1-	Obama es no bueno2-	We don’t like him but boy is he powerful3-	Christian+ Patriot+ militia = meeting secret service4-	No its not race, you racist5-	When you get away with it, shut up6-	Fight the war on Christmas, get to a mall

1-	Obama es no bueno 2-	We don’t like him but boy is he powerful 3-	Christian+ Patriot+ militia = meeting secret service 4-	No its not race, you racist 5-	When you get away with it, shut up 6-	Fight the war on Christmas, get to a mall

#64: Obama es no Bueno

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Who's Paying Attention? #3 Topics Include: Trevon Martin Hoodies Supreme Court Cheney's new heart NFL Scandal Tebow to the Jets Magic Johnson owns the Dodgers Tiger Woods Hunger Games racism Jet Blue pilot goes nuts Mar 30, 2012

#3: Cheney's New Heart

1– Impeachment daily wrap up2– Republican witnesses can't pretend they didn’t see this3– FOX news needs a black or brown criminal quick4– Wanted: Incompetent, hateful, liars. Please send resume to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.5– The earth is flat. Science is dead.6– NBA, FORMULA 1, and other sports

1– Impeachment daily wrap up 2– Republican witnesses can't pretend they didn’t see this 3– FOX news needs a black or brown criminal quick 4– Wanted: Incompetent, hateful, liars. Please send resume to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 5– The earth is flat. Science is dead. 6– NBA, FORMULA 1, and other sports

#261: I Conspire To Conspiracies

1- Didn’t make Top 102- Carnegie Hell No3- Wanted: Ambassador to UN. No experience necessary.4- Wanted: White House Chief of Staff. No experience necessary.5- Biblical lies to political lies, we’re moving forward.6- Walgreens bad, CVS good7- The charge is MURDER.8- Influencers influenced by lack of intelligence9- Don’t know the hustle10- Unless you can warm up, Chicago, I quit.11- Lebron is LeGood

1- Didn’t make Top 10 2- Carnegie Hell No 3- Wanted: Ambassador to UN. No experience necessary. 4- Wanted: White House Chief of Staff. No experience necessary. 5- Biblical lies to political lies, we’re moving forward. 6- Walgreens bad, CVS good 7- The charge is MURDER. 8- Influencers influenced by lack of intelligence 9- Don’t know the hustle 10- Unless you can warm up, Chicago, I quit. 11- Lebron is LeGood

#234: The Good News Is...

1- Shut up, Shutdown2- It's just a Friday3- The real evil4- MAGA hoods5- White terrorist6- Don’t mess with the AOC7- Brady Brady, it's always Brady

1- Shut up, Shutdown 2- It's just a Friday 3- The real evil 4- MAGA hoods 5- White terrorist 6- Don’t mess with the AOC 7- Brady Brady, it's always Brady

#238: Winning Winning Winning Always Winning

1– African American History Museum. Go learn something. I did.2– I support Gabrielle Union and Jay Leno.3– History will show that we really screwed up.4– He said they wouldn’t laugh. They’re laughing.5– Power of the presidency6– Kamala Harris out. Who’s in?7– DO NOT BUY HER A PELETON

1– African American History Museum. Go learn something. I did. 2– I support Gabrielle Union and Jay Leno. 3– History will show that we really screwed up. 4– He said they wouldn’t laugh. They’re laughing. 5– Power of the presidency 6– Kamala Harris out. Who’s in? 7– DO NOT BUY HER A PELETON

#262: Word Salad

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