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Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast

Once described as if D&D and Cards Against Humanity had a baby. That seems fairly close.

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Episode 49: Dire Weasels Pick Up Academy

Episode 49: Dire Weasels Pick Up Academy

The Weasels try their best to seduce each other while nominally battling a big, bad malfunctioning robot. Many laughs ar... Read more

18 Sep 2015

1hr 22mins

Ranked #2

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Late Night with John, Mort and Dyrtle (AKA when the effectively unlaid plan goes appropriately poorly. AKA 2, crimes against spelling, grammar and reading/comprehension)

Late Night with John, Mort and Dyrtle (AKA when the effectively unlaid plan goes appropriately poorly. AKA 2, crimes against spelling, grammar and reading/comprehension)

Gwynn also makes an appearance in the stream chat. Mort and John stream and mostly talk with Dyrtle while she supplies s... Read more

15 Jul 2015

1hr 22mins

Ranked #3

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Episode 125 - Five Cubed, or an Interlewd

Episode 125 - Five Cubed, or an Interlewd

Greetings Mustelidae. Well, I mean, that's the intro basically. This is a strange interlude... I mean, kind of? We were ... Read more

1 Aug 2018

1hr 1min

Ranked #4

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Episode 79: Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' (aka Come On!)

Episode 79: Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' (aka Come On!)

Now we know you be loving this shit right here.@DireWeasels : @Walk6070, @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @a... Read more

2 Sep 2016

2hr 9mins

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Episode 143 - A Quaint Town

Episode 143 - A Quaint Town

Be warned, there's some singing. It's not great. Except for Ivana, her singing is perfect. They wake up and have a littl... Read more

11 Sep 2019

1hr 44mins

Ranked #6

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The Great Cake Deliveries pt 1 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers

The Great Cake Deliveries pt 1 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we co... Read more

8 Aug 2018

1hr 18mins

Ranked #7

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Episode 108 - Wanna swab my deck?

Episode 108 - Wanna swab my deck?

Okay, so we're officially on a boat. Ivana makes friends. Forrest figures out his life. John & Mollie do things... I... Read more

13 Dec 2017

1hr 32mins

Ranked #8

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Episode 80 - Death by Rum

Episode 80 - Death by Rum

We do things. And stuff. We kinda sorta get things done. Also, Ivana is a dove.  The voices you hear are not imagined, t... Read more

22 Sep 2016

1hr 30mins

Ranked #9

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Episode 120 - That Toad is on Fire!

Episode 120 - That Toad is on Fire!

Looks like our adventures have met some strange creature... Hopefully touching it doesn't have some ill effects associat... Read more

9 May 2018

1hr 10mins

Ranked #10

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Episode 110 - The Cat in the Hat

Episode 110 - The Cat in the Hat

The boat fight continues. Tetsu gets into an abusive relationship with his hat. We're sad when more specters appear. We ... Read more

25 Jan 2018

1hr 27mins

Ranked #11

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Episode 140 - Scrubberdashing

Episode 140 - Scrubberdashing

Hello, Hello, hello!We're back in action, the group has finally left the town and they're excited to make new friends. P... Read more

9 Aug 2019

1hr 7mins

Ranked #12

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Episode 115 - Dark Market, Black Market, Pot Market

Episode 115 - Dark Market, Black Market, Pot Market

I can't tell a lie. Well I can, but I have to tell you this is a pretty laid back episode. Mostly shopping, lot's of jok... Read more

4 Apr 2018

1hr 36mins

Ranked #13

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Episode 107 - Whoops....

Episode 107 - Whoops....

Cody is still making us fight things. He's taking this pretty seriously. What the hell kind of DM is he?! Oh and Ivana S... Read more

6 Dec 2017

1hr 22mins

Ranked #14

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Episode 8: For Those Who Fight Further

Episode 8: For Those Who Fight Further

The party continues its trek into the forest, fighting yet more gnolls/goblins (thanks, Matt!) in another abandoned elve... Read more

15 May 2015

1hr 58mins

Ranked #15

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Episode 7: Saving Private Glimmerbottom

Episode 7: Saving Private Glimmerbottom

After learning where Norville was likely taken, our adventurers set out to rescue him and hopefully recover his book bef... Read more

15 May 2015

2hr 5mins

Ranked #16

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Episode 10: The End of the Quest Formerly Known as the Never-Ending Quest That is Now Ending

Episode 10: The End of the Quest Formerly Known as the Never-Ending Quest That is Now Ending

The quest for the Banananomicon comes to a head!  Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurd... Read more

15 May 2015

2hr 39mins

Ranked #17

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Episode 138 - The Episode that never started

Episode 138 - The Episode that never started

Welcome aboard for yet another episode! We start off in that same bar and then finally Barry & Prowler decided to do... Read more

10 Jul 2019

1hr 33mins

Ranked #18

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Episode 55: Not Just a Mailbag Episode (AKA John is dumb and had to edit this one twice)

Episode 55: Not Just a Mailbag Episode (AKA John is dumb and had to edit this one twice)

We got a healthy amount of mail this week (mostly from @0dius and @cannoncannons), and skills were challenged. Did thing... Read more

24 Nov 2015

1hr 52mins

Ranked #19

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Episode 106 - Finger Buns

Episode 106 - Finger Buns

I bet you’re wondering why this episode is being posted later in day.... IT’S BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO IT! I didn’... Read more

18 Oct 2017

1hr 28mins

Ranked #20

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Episode 114 - Start the Second Leg

Episode 114 - Start the Second Leg

Start of the Second Leg, I don't think that we have seasons technically, but all in all, this would be considered "seaso... Read more

28 Mar 2018

1hr 20mins

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