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Dames & Dragons is a comedy D&D actual play podcast with a detailed original setting, lots of stupid jokes, a mystery or two, and some fumbling attempts at heroism. Join our cast of teen Guardians as they protect their Goddess from monsters, traps, social awkwardness, bread mold, and murderous ancient deities—among other things. Updates every other Monday! www.damesanddragons.com

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Dames & Dragons is a comedy D&D actual play podcast with a detailed original setting, lots of stupid jokes, a mystery or two, and some fumbling attempts at heroism. Join our cast of teen Guardians as they protect their Goddess from monsters, traps, social awkwardness, bread mold, and murderous ancient deities—among other things. Updates every other Monday! www.damesanddragons.com

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So dang good

By Boodyflaps - Nov 30 2019
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It is just dang good

Kat made me a better GM

By Dagda331 - Nov 27 2019
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I recently had a player make a character with they/them pronouns and I felt awkward using them. Kat’s natural use of Slake’s pronouns helped me get over myself.

iTunes Ratings

626 Ratings
Average Ratings
617
4
1
0
4

So dang good

By Boodyflaps - Nov 30 2019
Read more
It is just dang good

Kat made me a better GM

By Dagda331 - Nov 27 2019
Read more
I recently had a player make a character with they/them pronouns and I felt awkward using them. Kat’s natural use of Slake’s pronouns helped me get over myself.

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Dames and Dragons

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Dames & Dragons is a comedy D&D actual play podcast with a detailed original setting, lots of stupid jokes, a mystery or two, and some fumbling attempts at heroism. Join our cast of teen Guardians as they protect their Goddess from monsters, traps, social awkwardness, bread mold, and murderous ancient deities—among other things. Updates every other Monday! www.damesanddragons.com

Rank #1: 01. Festival of Lights (Part 1)

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During our first episode, we're introduced to our heroes, the Guardians of the Goddess. Corbin, of the Crow Clan, has birthday tacos. Laika, of the Wolf Clan, out-hugs a master. Fra'Nika, of the Deer Clan, would like to go back to sleep. Together they solve some puzzles, fight some mephits, and learn the meaning of friendship. But not the last one at all actually. www.damesanddragons.com (Also featuring sound-quality issues which are fixed in later episodes.)

Jan 14 2017

1hr 19mins

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Rank #2: 02. Festival of Lights (Part 2)

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Sometimes in life, you and your friends just have to make a mortal flesh tower to get through the day. As the Trials continue, Corbin has an unfortunate encounter with a watery grave, disappears from existence, and acquires a nemesis for life--not necessarily in that order. www.damesanddragons.com (Also featuring sound-quality issues which are fixed in later episodes.)

Jan 23 2017

52mins

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Rank #3: 50. Court of Spears (Part 13)

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The Guardians explore Sparrow Island separately, and then together, and then apart again. Corbin steals, Fran lies, Slake kidnaps, but it is the land of the pirates, after all. www.damesanddragons.com

Links and Info--
Tweet your favorite Dames & Dragons moment with #FiftyAndLovingIt @dragondames to enter to win a limited edition pin!!
Soundtrack: http://noelshiri.bandcamp.com
12 Peculiar Towers: http://www.koboldpress.com
Elderwood Academy: http://www.elderwoodacademy.com/dontsplit

Feb 12 2019

1hr 11mins

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Rank #4: 60. The Weeping God (Part 1)

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The Orcish settlement of Ch'kall Ch'harr has many wondrous things to offer, including a reunion with an old friend, a reunion with an old Dickhead, and a very unfortunate chase sequence. www.damesanddragons.com

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Kobold Guides: www.koboldpress.com
Out of the Box Encounters: www.koboldpress.com

Aug 13 2019

1hr 3mins

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Rank #5: 49. Court of Spears (Part 12)

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Our heroes set out for Sparrow Island, the pirate lair on the sea near Madrea. Maeri keeps herself safe, Fran is reunited with her boat, Slake gets caught up in an arm wrestling wager, and Corbin gets a shiny new name. www.damesanddraggons.com

Jan 29 2019

59mins

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Rank #6: 25. The Gray Manacle (Part 1)

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Arc 3 begins! Downtrodden, our heroes return to Danmar. On the way, they open Kai's journal, find some weird crates, and make a Final Fantasy-ass friend. A new mission arises, and a new hope. www.damesanddragons.com

Sponsors--
Hero Lab: GetHeroLab.com
Kobold Press: koboldpress.com/kpstore/product/wrath-of-the-river-king-5th-edition-dnd/

Jan 15 2018

1hr 22mins

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Rank #7: 51. Court of Spears (Part 14)

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The party splits even further. On Sparrow Island, our heroes discover game-changing information as Slake makes a deal, Maeri develops leadership skills, Fran pulls a Yoda, and Corbin...can take care of himself, ostensibly. www.damesanddragons.com

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Our Patreon: www.patreon.com/damesanddragons
Shapeshift Podcast: www.geekspective.com/shapeshift
Table Top Babble: www.dontsplitthepodcastnetwork.com/table-top-babble
12 Peculiar Towers: www.koboldpress.com

Feb 26 2019

1hr 8mins

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Rank #8: 10. Into Avelis (Part 1)

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Well, guys, the Guardians are totally dead now. Wait, no. Just Laika is dead. Or was it the Goddess? No, no, no... Fran and Corbin. That's it. But, wait. Anyway, tune in for the first episode of Arc 2, wherein there are dust storms, beaches, land sharks, and also mortal peril. www.damesanddragons.com

May 01 2017

1hr 8mins

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Rank #9: 32. The Gray Manacle (Part 8)

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Maeri comes face to face with the people she's been avoiding, Laika mentors her mentor, Fran makes several bad jokes, Corbin paints a picture, Berand acts like an idiot, and the King of Danmar is a terrifyingly good sport. www.damesanddragons.com

Links--
Warlock: www.patreon.com/koboldpress
Audible: www.audibletrial.com/DSPN

Apr 24 2018

1hr

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Rank #10: 48. Court of Spears (Part 11)

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After a Dashing Diversion, the Guardians' investigation leads them to the house of Dirk Helmshire, Lord of the City. Fran has a bathroom situation, Slake offers to kill a man in cold blood, Corbin sees a grate from a great distance, and everyone feasts on off-boy hungry brand. www.damesanddragons.com

Jan 15 2019

1hr 4mins

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Rank #11: 47. Court Of Spears (Part 10)

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The Guardians speak with Queen Tenevine's wife, break fast with Falen, and Maeri discovers an aspect of her godhood she hadn't considered before. www.damesanddragons.com

Jan 01 2019

58mins

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Rank #12: 03. Festival of Lights (Part 3)

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The Guardians face their toughest challenge yet: a octa-- pentag--HEXAGONAL room. Laika continues her quest to understand human culture through Corbin, who isn't quite sure what a human is, while Fran struggles not to vomit. Meanwhile, they take on the fiend coliseum, correct past mistakes, and get introduced to the great island-city of Estra. www.damesanddragons.com (Sad, regrettable sound issues continue, but this is the worst and last of it.)

Jan 30 2017

48mins

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Rank #13: 18. Into Avelis (Part 9)

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Laika and Corbin give chase to the dark divine presence in the tower while Fran and the Goddess do damage control. Then, our adventurers press onward down the road toward new possibilities, puzzles, pursuits, and poop jokes. www.damesanddragons.com

Sponsors--
Kobold Press: www.patreon.com/koboldpress
The Lion's Vault: www.kickstarter.com/projects/2cgaming/lions-vault-module-for-5th-edition-dandd-and-pathf
Playground Adventures: www.playgroundadventures.net

Aug 21 2017

1hr 15mins

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Rank #14: 41. Court of Spears (Part 4)

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The Guardians dive headfirst into the intrigue of the court, a world of clothes and finery and verbal sparring. Corbin craves cold cuts, Fran prays for amnesia, Slake dresses like a Torva worshipper, Maeri gives nobility tips, just about everyone offends Princess Ranetta, and also they have lunch. www.damesanddragons.com

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Audible: www.audibletrial.com/dspn
Creature Codex: www.koboldpress.com

Sep 25 2018

1hr 4mins

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Rank #15: 31. The Gray Manacle (Part 7)

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The disappearance of a king is no small matter, and the sacking of the Blue Palace certainly doesn't help. Fran prays, Laika wrestles, and Corbin briefly becomes the most terrifying, wondrous creature in the whole wide world. www.damesanddragons.com

Links--
DSPN Listener Survey: www.dontsplitthepodcastnetwork.com/listener-survey
Midgard World Book and Heroes' Handbook: www.koboldpress.com

Apr 10 2018

1hr 3mins

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Rank #16: 56. 4.9 A Fragmentary Passage (Part 1)

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Our heroes find themselves between destinations, between realms, and between Kai and Torva. www.damesanddragons.com

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Dames Store: www.damesanddragons.store
Pavilla Lore Vignette: www.patreon.com/posts/lore-vignette-ft-14973863
Love YA Like Crazy: www.loveyalikecrazy.com
D&D Beyond: www.dndbeyond.com
Empire of the Ghouls: www.koboldpress.com/kickstarters

May 21 2019

1hr 13mins

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Rank #17: 52. Court of Spears (Part 15)

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Threads converge as the Guardians spend the last of their time on Sparrow Island with a bloodthirsty ape, an inconsolably sobbing Corbin, and the apparent return of the patron god of the pirates. www.damesanddragons.com

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Tales From The Mists: www.twitter.com/MistTalesDnD
Dames Patreon: www.patreon.com/damesanddragons
Elderwood Academy: www.elderwoodacademy.com/DontSplit
The Great American Novel RPG: kck.st/2S9LpkP
Deep Magic Series: www.koboldpress.com

Mar 12 2019

59mins

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Rank #18: 13. Into Avelis (Part 4) ft. Hannah Culbert

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Fran causes problems, Laika seeks information, and Corbin handles everything with the kind of finesse we've come to expect. They meet Dashing Dawson, a slick merchant with a beautiful donkey. They say goodbye to friends. They make a plan. www.damesanddragons.com
Thanks again, Hannah!!! Check out Hannah Culbert.
diamondinthesnuff.tumblr.com twitter.com/notevenlookbad instagram.com/notevenlookbad

Jun 12 2017

1hr 7mins

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Rank #19: 34. The Gray Manacle (Part 10) ft. Rudy Basso

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The final confrontation with the Gray Manacle, and a goodbye.

Find Rudy Basso on the internet!
Twitter: www.twitter.com/rudybasso
Have Spellbook, Will Travel: www.havespellbook.com
DSPN: www.dontsplitthepodcastnetwork.com

May 22 2018

1hr 26mins

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Rank #20: 35. 3.5 Final Chapter Prologue (Part 1)

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A time between times, a story between stories, an arc between arcs. The party says goodbye to Danmar, among other things, and then ventures forth toward new adventures by sea. Like, is any of this for real? Or not? (It is.) www.damesanddragons.com

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Audible: www.audibletrial.com/DSPN

Jun 05 2018

1hr 6mins

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