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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

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Six friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.

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Six friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.

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So Frustrating

By AskedCentaur - Nov 09 2019
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Christian is terrible at making puzzles, the group constantly fights against each other, there lawful good monk refuses to acknowledge that the bad guys need to be fought. Also Christian railroads the party way too much. Also whats wrong with actual strait forward combat, why dose everything have to be a puzzle? Mix it up for once. I don’t want to sit there for hours while the group accomplishes nothing because they can’t figure out your stupid puzzle Christian.

HA! Natural 20

By Cookstah - Jun 06 2019
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Listen for hours of friends just playing d&d

iTunes Ratings

207 Ratings
Average Ratings
189
9
2
2
5

So Frustrating

By AskedCentaur - Nov 09 2019
Read more
Christian is terrible at making puzzles, the group constantly fights against each other, there lawful good monk refuses to acknowledge that the bad guys need to be fought. Also Christian railroads the party way too much. Also whats wrong with actual strait forward combat, why dose everything have to be a puzzle? Mix it up for once. I don’t want to sit there for hours while the group accomplishes nothing because they can’t figure out your stupid puzzle Christian.

HA! Natural 20

By Cookstah - Jun 06 2019
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Listen for hours of friends just playing d&d

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

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Six friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.

Rank #1: Episode 201 -A Shotgun and a Rocket Launcher

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Our heroes are positive that a small rustic village shouldn’t be resting in the middle of this deadly forest. But for a few, other things seem to be of greater import: lost friends and old dreams.

Nov 27 2017

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Rank #2: Episode 3 – Roll For Doorknobs

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If only it was that simple! Having dealt with the crowd, the other players’ patience runs out when Dweezil Zappa walks through the door without waiting. Each of them hatch their own plan to get inside Crim’s office.

May 12 2014

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Rank #3: Episode 72 – Doctor Doctor

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Our heroes decide to go deeper. While one team deals with the Night Machine, the others look deeper into Robespierre’s murder and Lord Copperpots charity. But can so many mysteries be solved at once, and what will it cost them to find the truth?

Apr 27 2015

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Rank #4: Episode 190 – A Fair Deal

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Our heroes finish working on their sly trap, but only feet outside, their enemies stalk the streets looking for them. It’s just a bunch of flunkies tho, surely nothing can go wrong!

Sep 05 2017

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Rank #5: Episode 67 – Pork and Clams

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Everyone finally meets up and they’re all carrying bodies! Some living, some dead, some maybe soon to be dead? Will heroism win out in the end, or will the players plunge further into the depths of villainy.

Mar 23 2015

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Rank #6: Episode 66 – Kill The Dead

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With the comatose body of Robespierre in tow, four of our heroes head towards HQ. But Lee Bronne and Melody have other plans. Dark plans.

Mar 16 2015

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Rank #7: Episode 189 – Sink Forever

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Something is watching Smugglers Cove. Something know our heroes would be here eventually, and it’s been waiting. Can they make it to Morgan without alerting anyone?

Aug 28 2017

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Rank #8: Episode 20 – Emergency Baptism

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When presented with strange cultists born from blood, trapped in an indefensible tavern, and moments from being overwhelmed by a army of crazed, screaming enemies, it’s important to keep your priorities strait. Because the most important thing in that moment is pouring a keg of beer over your bro’s head.

May 12 2014

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Rank #9: Episode 4 – Fantasy Fine Print

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Finally, Mortimer Crim stands before our players, and a life of adventure and heroics awaits! But first, there’s a little matter of a contract. And then, after all that hemming and hawwing over possibly signing themselves into a life of slavery, the players are given their first noble quest!

May 12 2014

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Rank #10: Pretend Adventures 1 – Everyone Is John

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Bonus One Shot! In this episode, we try out the free-form roleplaying game Everyone Is John, in which the players make up the obsessive myriad personalities of an insane narcoleptic.

Apr 16 2015

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Rank #11: Episode 19 – MURDERPARTY

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Who knows what awaits the player’s in the darkness of the sewers? Who knows where the quest to find blue water will lead them? What darkness, what horrors, await them in Smuggler’s Cove?! Oh wait, it’s just  a party! That’s a relief! Ignore the episode title, everything is going to be fine!

May 12 2014

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Rank #12: Episode 258 – Red Gums

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Slowly mingling with the strange crowd at the funeral, things grow quickly more and more grotesque.

Jul 14 2019

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Rank #13: Episode 64 – Shellfish Allergy

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Our remaining heroes awaken groggily to the morning, but the ghosts of the past refuse to disappear. Old questions yield new answers, and with them, new problems.

Mar 02 2015

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Rank #14: Episode 216 – Delicate Mechanism

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If the Hadestown Belltower is a mirror of the forest church tower, does that not mean similar secrets exist hidden in it’s walls? Truths and spaces stolen from sight, unspoken events weighing on Lord Bell’s heart.

May 07 2018

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Rank #15: Episode 65 – The Crow’s Nest

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The group splits up, each pursuing a different mystery. The Night Machine, Robespierre’s Death, and the titular Crow’s Nest. What will they find?!

Mar 09 2015

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Rank #16: Episode 83 – Midnight Train

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Crispin thinks he can go home and get some sleep, but he’ll soon learn that in Atla the night is for secret magics, debauchery, whispered truths, and quiet adventure.

Jul 13 2015

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Rank #17: Episode 214 – Garden Party Fractal

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Our heroes are lost in the unforgiving wilderness of the Tartan Wastes, that somehow also exist miles below the worlds surface? Something isn’t right here.

Apr 16 2018

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Rank #18: Episode 73 – Healing Potion

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Our heroes head for The Basin, the darkened shadow of the Lower Bailey. Will even their first moment among it’s folds change them irreparably?

May 04 2015

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Rank #19: Episode 5 – Jack Honey and Sweets

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The players come up with a plan to pay the rent that may or may not involve ransacking their bosses home, Lolani goes on a rampage in a toy store, and a new hero joins the fray!

May 12 2014

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Rank #20: Episode 181 – Almost Disaster

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The clock is ticking down on Hickory’s life, and our heroes begin to despair at what seems like a hopeless fight. Can they find the path to rescue him?

Jun 26 2017

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