Rank #1: E45 Is "Lover" Taylor Swift's Best Album Yet?: A Full Review
Barstool Sports' Feitelberg and Nate join this week's episode for a full song by song review of the Lover album
Rank #2: E27 For The Boys 2.0
Back by popular demand, the girls answer DM's from the male listeners. Questions this time around include first date do's and don'ts, what to do if your girl's "number" is higher than yours *eye roll*, the importance of your bed (this is huge, fellas) , how long to wait for her to put out before you give up, the post college dating scene, and more.
Rank #3: S1E18 For The Boys
The girls answer DM's from male listeners covering topics ranging from "the friend zone", why you should ditch a wingman and get a wingwoman, texting etiquette, what to do about your friends bad relationship, and the best way to drunk text.
Rank #4: E43 Exposing Sorority Recruitment
This week we are talking ALL about sorority recruitment. Tips on what to say, wear, and look out for during rounds. We also reveal a few secrets of how it works on the other end so you are well. prepared to do your best (25:42). FTB this week is about how to deal with your girl when she starts crying. Sober and drunk, we know it's a lot to deal with, and we'll give you the best advice on how to get through it (51:58). Ellie reads an unwanted drunk sext she received the night before while out (12:00). WMTSTMTW is about how you have to stop compartmentalizing your relationships and realize that people can be more than one thing to you (16:10).
Rank #5: E40 Nudes For Dumbies
This week's episode is an extensive guide to all things nudes. How to take the best nudes, when and how to send them, getting comfortable with your own body, how to be safe AND fun about it, and FTB: what to do to ensure your girl will keep sending you them. There's a lot to talk about when it comes to nudes, and we cover it all (00:9:23). What My Therapist Said This Week covers getting over the idea that your love life is a movie. More times than not the story is messy ( and probably "boring") and thats okay (oo:31:30)! FTB this week, lets talk about "men are trash". This week is a call out post on how to not be a trash man (quick spoiler: if you listen to this podcast, you're already on the right track) (00:43:00).
Rank #6: S1E2: “Girl Power, Bitch” with Erika Nardini
Ellie talks to the incomparable Barstool CEO Erika Nardini about her journey to Barstool and the challenges women face in leadership positions; Ellie tells probably the worst hookup story in history.
Rank #7: S1E23 The "Not-My-Boyfriend" Breakup ft Michaela Okland
Ellie and Alanna discuss a very eventful weekend and talk the importance of setting boundaries for yourself in your life. Michaela Okland of the She Rates Dogs Twitter account joins the podcast this week to discuss getting over a non official relationship, getting closure, internet trolls, and weird twitter culture.
Rank #8: E44 Shacking Etiquette & Freshmen Year Orientation
It's that time of year again... school is about to start, and a lot of you will be going off the college for the first time. Tune in for some freshmen year of tips and tricks to get you through the major transition (9:20). We're talking the basics of shacking etiquette. How to know you need to leave your one night stands place immediately; as well as how to get your one night stand to leave your place... immediately. Do's and don'ts of a one night stand, and just basic common curiosity ( 36:45). In the brand new segment “ehh, thats a shame," Alanna tell's about the tragic way meeting her new boyfriends parents went this weekend ( 54:40). Bitching with Ellie : hangovers edition (57:45).
Rank #9: S1E15 Are You Bored, Horny, or In Love?
Barstool Sports' Kayce Smith joins this weeks meeting of Messy Bitches Anonymous to discuss her experience as a female in the male dominated field of sports broadcasting, as well as knowing if you actually like someone or just the attention, post nut clarity, and when to leave after a hookup. Ellie and Alanna discover something about each other from a night out, that lends itself to a greater piece of advice about meeting guys at bars.
Rank #10: S1E7 For One Night... And One Night Only
Ellie and Alanna answer your DM's about the ever underrated dad bod, one night stands, virginity stories, and more.
Rank #11: S1E13 "There Seems To Be A Small Tear In Your Vagina"
The girls discuss surprising lessons learned in college about greek life, fake friends, long distance relationships, and how to not tear your vagina.
Rank #12: E41 If You Wanna Be My Lover
First dates are objectively awkward, so this week's episode features an extensive first date survival guide. Where you should go, topics to absolutely avoid, success tips, and exit strategies (00:07:30). WMTSTW is about figuring out a mantra to tell yourself to calm down when you inevitably have a panic attack or over react to something. We've all twisted scenarios in our head, but you need to know how to bring yourself back to reality (00:29:00). FTB is about the upmost importance of impressing your new girls friends. These girls can absolutely make or break your relationship, so you better get to schmoozing or you can say goodbye (00:40:00).
Rank #13: S1E12 Truth or Drink with Chicks in the Office
The Chicks in the Office answer your DM's, and play a game of truth or drink.
Rank #14: 32 Girlfriend Material and Perfect D*** Pics
Comedian Lev Fer joins this weeks episode to give some raw insight on the male perspective of dating. He talks what makes guys think of a girl as "girlfriend material", how to help your significant other that's suffering from mental illness, and the perfect dick pic (10:21-50:50). This weeks hinge segment is all about being picky ~but not too picky~ with your preferences settings; ladies, stop being a height snob (51:20).
Rank #15: E39 She's Just Not That Into You
This week's episode starts out with a pretty terrifying story from this weekend of Ellie's 3 stages of wine drunk, aka shower sex, fighting, and a lot of tears. Ever thought there was something more between you and your best friend? Before you act on it, you should know how to approach it and all the possible outcomes of making the first move (00:14:30). What My Therapist Said This Week is all about the importance of young women having a female mentor when they start their career (00:35:26). FTB this week is a friendly reminder that theres a difference between girl wanting attention and her having feelings for you (00:44:35). The final Hinge segment is a nice rapid fire summary of what we've learned at talked about over the last 12 weeks to absolutely kill it on Hinge (00:57:05).
Rank #16: E42 Vitamin ~D~ Deficient
Schnitt Talk went to Lollapalooza and recaps the trip that didn't exactly go as planned. Are you in a dry spell? We've all been there, but you're most likely getting in your own way. We talk about how to break out of it and get back on your game (00:09:10). FTB: Guys, put on your big boy pants and get your apartments in check. Not only will this impress every lady that comes over, but don't you want to live more comfortably in general? We'll talk about the essential products you need (00:26:10). New segment alert! Girl Talk With Nate we rant about the best and worst of Taylor Swift and Gilmore Girls (00:39:00). Bitching With Ellie this week is a good old fashion rant about dealing with hair (01:00:00).
Rank #17: S1E20 "Do You Like That?"
The girls talk about the importance of being vocal and confident in bed, and being comfortable with your sexuality. The people you sleep with aren't mind readers, speak your mind or forever hold your peace! They also dive into a discussion about the insane ways men talk about women and sex, how to tell if a guy really likes a girl, and can you be in love with your best friend?
Rank #18: E26 The Cheating Episode
This week is all about the hard C word: cheating. The girls discuss all angles of cheating, from the cheater, the cheated on, and the cheated with. Every side has a story and a perspective that is important to hear. Ellie tells a very emotional story. Ellie also shares an important metaphor from her therapist about actions and decision making in What My Therapist Said To Me This week.
Rank #19: E29 "IDC, This Is My Slut Phase"
Ellie's weekend update leads into a nice little pep talk about “the slut phase”. Why you should do it, when, and how empowering it can or cannot be if done correctly. Next, ever wonder why your ex hits you up right when your doing great? It's the radar, girl. Guys (and girls) have a built in radar when their ex's are doing just fine without them, but you need to know how to watch out for the radar and avoid it at all costs. We answer a very ~concerning~ DM that felt needed proper attention to discuss in case a lot of you have this mindset and are making this same mistake. What My Therapist Said To Me This Week is all about embracing your vulnerability; its actually a huge strength! And finally, we talk Hinge question prompts and all the tips and tricks you need to know to nail the questions on your profile.
Rank #20: S1E3: Shootin’ the Schnitt: Ghost Stories…BOO!
Ellie and Alanna discuss proper ghosting protocol, spooky ghosts from their pasts, and haunting ghost stories from the DMs.