Rank #1: S1E15 Are You Bored, Horny, or In Love?
Barstool Sports' Kayce Smith joins this weeks meeting of Messy Bitches Anonymous to discuss her experience as a female in the male dominated field of sports broadcasting, as well as knowing if you actually like someone or just the attention, post nut clarity, and when to leave after a hookup. Ellie and Alanna discover something about each other from a night out, that lends itself to a greater piece of advice about meeting guys at bars.
Rank #2: S1E13 "There Seems To Be A Small Tear In Your Vagina"
The girls discuss surprising lessons learned in college about greek life, fake friends, long distance relationships, and how to not tear your vagina.
Rank #3: S1E16 Flippin' The Crazy Switch
We're all a little crazy, but what kind of crazy are you? Ellie and Alanna dive into the wide range of different types of crazy, tell some of their crazy girl stories, and read your absolutely insane DM's about your proudest crazy moment.
Rank #4: S1E2: “Girl Power, Bitch” with Erika Nardini
Ellie talks to the incomparable Barstool CEO Erika Nardini about her journey to Barstool and the challenges women face in leadership positions; Ellie tells probably the worst hookup story in history.
Rank #5: S1E12 Truth or Drink with Chicks in the Office
The Chicks in the Office answer your DM's, and play a game of truth or drink.
Rank #6: S1E7 For One Night... And One Night Only
Ellie and Alanna answer your DM's about the ever underrated dad bod, one night stands, virginity stories, and more.
Rank #7: S1E14 Post Breakup Warfare: An Artform
Ellie and Alanna discuss the strategic craft behind winning Post Breakup Warfare and getting over your ex for good. The girls also tackle how to get out of a rut, the perfect time to make a move on a girl, and one thing every girl should be doing to feel sexy and confident.
Rank #8: S1E6 What Makes The Rocket Launch
Ellie and Alanna talk respect and explore the mind of the always-entertaining Jared Carrabis, aka the Saugus Rocket.
Rank #9: S1E4: “Cosmo Isn’t Pornography for Women” with Faye Brennan
Sex and Dating Director at Cosmopolitan Magazine Faye Brennan comes in to talk getting what you want by asking for it in the bedroom, boardroom, and everywhere in between.
Rank #10: S1E3: Shootin’ the Schnitt: Ghost Stories…BOO!
Ellie and Alanna discuss proper ghosting protocol, spooky ghosts from their pasts, and haunting ghost stories from the DMs.
Rank #11: S1E11 Safe Sex Is Sexy
Happy New Year! The girls ring in 2019 with a very important discussion about safe sex, being the "cool girl", and not getting too drunk and ruining your life.
Rank #12: S1E8 Keepin' the Mystery ft MTV's Nev Schulman
The girls and MTV's Nev Schulman discuss the importance of mystery, overplaying "hard to get", and if there is still any hope for finding love online.
Rank #13: S1E5 Thanksgiving Eve: A Social Warzone
Ellie and Alanna discuss traveling back in time for one sacred night every year -- Thanksgiving Eve. Seeing your exes, frenemies, old crushes, and trying to prove you didn't peak in high school. This is the most underrated, and petty, social holiday of the year.
Rank #14: S1E9 Tough Love for Dummies ft Lost Kings
Ellie and Alanna talk about the importance of the "love languages". In The Friend Zone, The Lost Kings' Rob and Nick talk finding love in the city, toxic friendships, and the inspiration for their music.
Rank #15: S1E10 We Fukd Up
Merry Christmas to all our Cry Babies! After a rather sudden upset, Ellie and Alanna had to make a very quick new episode to replace the one planned for today. The girls chatted about NYE and all the hype associated with it, roses and thorns of 2018, and plans for 2019!
Rank #16: S1E21 Parked Car Conversations with WCW Hannah Berner
Hannah Berner of Berning in Hell Podcast and Bravo's Summer House joins this week's episode to talk everything under the sun from the importance of female friendships to boyfriend penis.
Rank #17: S1E20 "Do You Like That?"
The girls talk about the importance of being vocal and confident in bed, and being comfortable with your sexuality. The people you sleep with aren't mind readers, speak your mind or forever hold your peace! They also dive into a discussion about the insane ways men talk about women and sex, how to tell if a guy really likes a girl, and can you be in love with your best friend?
Rank #18: S1E19 Food Is Not The Enemy with Jackie London R.D.
Jaclyn London R.D., Nutrition Director of Good Housekeeping and author of "Dressing on the Side (and Other Diet Myths Debunked), joins Schnitt Talk this week to talk healthy eating habits and fake diet trends during the most self destructive time of the year... spring break.
Rank #19: S1E18 For The Boys
The girls answer DM's from male listeners covering topics ranging from "the friend zone", why you should ditch a wingman and get a wingwoman, texting etiquette, what to do about your friends s****y relationship, and the best way to drunk text.
Rank #20: S1E17 Love Was Invented By Hallmark
Ellie and Alanna discuss Valentine's Day etiquette for the all the ranges of relationship statuses. What type of relationship is the best and the worst to be in on Valentine's Day? What do you do about your non boyfriend/ girlfriend? Do you get a gift? Should you just hide in your room and pretend the day doesn't exist? This episode addresses all the awkward questions this lovely day insights.