Rank #1: EPISODE 114: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.4 w/ Harry Hill
Wil is Wildest Dreams because he’s simply blown away by the bone structure of our guest and Court is the CATS trailer because... what the F**K! It’s our LAST Episode of the Taylor Swift THIS B*TCH era!! We had to make it a legends only Pod so joining us today is Swiftie and ICON HARRY HILL!!! He’s BACK on the pod but the real question is WHO is in the suitcase!?! When did our sweet Harry become a Swiftie? Is it what happens when you get burnt out on Bangerz? It’s ALL the Gaggedy Anne Tea including Harry’s thoughts on THE alleged queerness! PLUS! THE Social Media clear that SHOOK the world! Suing for $1! The Kimye drama! The BRAVERY of messy hair! AND... you know there’s more records to break!! ANYWAYS It was nice to see black people in End Game! Everything from Reputation (including the POWER of a rain show) all the way up to today’s Lover era! It’s very Pets 2!! And I am TELLING YOU... I’m not seeing Cats!! How do we feel about Taylor now? Did we convert?! Are we Swifties?! GUESS YOU HAVE TO GRAB A VODKA DIET COKE AND LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and for the record... there is room for everyone... including MEGAN TRAINOR!!
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Rank #2: EPISODE 63: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.1
A Genie told Leif he wasn’t gay, can’t hold Wil down she’s in Terry cloth coochie cutters and Court is too dirty to clean her act up! That’s right the definition is DEFINITION the fragrance and the Arm-ography is on the go! Ladies and Gentleman it’s THIS B*TCH… CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!! We cover this BEAUTIFUL Germish pop star from her Staten Island roots to the Mickey Mouse Club. RCA said throw on some orange Abercrombie pants, put her in an abandon carnival with some sexy teens and the rest is HERstory! Larry Nager, The Lilith Fair Beyoncé catastrophe and a 9/11 gay conspiracy breakup! We teach you girls that if wanna bottom… you better Fiduciary Duty! SORRY IF YA NO HABLA B*TCH! From Mulan to Moulin Rouge let’s revisit the beginning of this Feminist Icon’s career! Next week we pick back up for part DOS! Oh yea and if you could you be more like Aunt Caye and give us a plug?! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE on THE VOICE! THE LEGEND! Also OUR VOICE! OUR LEGEND!
Rank #3: EPISODE 96: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears BONUS EP w T.Kyle and Bradley Stern
Rank #4: RERELEASE: EPISODE 67: New York City Feat: Tom Delgado
Joining The Narcisistas in the LOUVRE... I’m sorry The Brain Machine recording studio this week is Comedian, Film Maker and NYC Historian Tour Guide.. TOM DELGADO!! Let’s get into it! Wil is APE$HIT recycled hair-dos commanding the room EFFORTLESSLY, Court is getting Jay-Z together but in a lipliner because she found HERSELF, Leif misses the Obamas but they’re busy dancing at OTRII and Tom is singing HALO at a Singapore Hospital because The Narcisistas are SICKening! This week the subject is NEW YORK CITY and thank goodness because the bone structure is CORRECT! We teach Tom to EAT, take a moment for our HOTNESS, throw some European shade and find out why Court spends every morning at the top of the Empire State Building! “Pull over for the Picture!” and other hot Tourist Tips so you don’t get the $hit beat outta ya! We cover wild celeb sightings (was that William DaFoe arguing with a woman in Chinese?!) and we answer questions like... are New Yorkers mean? Here’s a hint... NO! But they will take a shit on 10th Ave! We talk NYC’s brand, how it’s changing the city, where so much of the public’s tax money is going and a LOT of other smart stuff! DELGADO for MAYOR! Get involved on a local level people! This might actually be the most factual pod in Narcisistas HERstory! So listen up if you want to hear all about The Big Apple including Lindsay Lohan’s Pu$$ at PLUM, SJP singing Beyoncé and Steven Tyler feeling her beat! We ALSO end this Ep with a tough round of our favorite game WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! Shoutouts to NY natives for not caring about Brandy!! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!! We love y’all!
Rank #5: EPISODE 50: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.1
Rank #6: EPISODE 75: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.2
Wil is OVER-LAYERED at the VMAS... it’s SICKENING... but mostly SICK, Court aka the BOOZE HOUND *woof woof* is now at an Anaconda werkout a week and she is LOVING this EP! Our BOY TOY couldn’t sound WHITER and he is FEELING that sweet sweet A$$ of his! YES ladies and gentleman we keep making LEIF GAYER!!! It’s PART II of our Nicki Minaj THIS B*TCH SERIES!!! Put your helmets on because we about to cover the Minaj EXPLOSION to superstardom! From 2009 with the Young Money Squirrels to the Pink Friday Black Friday drop and everything in between! A Mariah collab that was STRICKEN from the record, a MASSIVE ATTACK on our eardrums, Did it on ‘Em and a LEGENDARY 50K for a VERSE NO ALBUM OUT?! Who is TWITTER and why is SHE here?! People “She GIVETH and then she SHITETH on these HOES!” Sure the wigs are low and from Ricky’s but some of them are GREEN!!! BE CAREFUL! You’re gonna HAVE TO perform 5 Star Bitch in DRAG! From SUPERBASSing with Ellen and all the whites to Good Morning America... here’s my AREOLA! We cover the three different kinds of Nicki fans (HINT: The Gays love GUETTA!) and boyyyy do we rap a lot! Never forget which audition they chose and don’t miss next week for our continuation on one of the hardest working MOGULS in showbiz! ALSO! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT’S WHY YOU TUNE IN!!!
Rank #7: EPISODE 90: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears
Rank #8: EPISODE 42: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.3
It’s the FINAL installment of the Rihanna x The Narcisistas THIS B*TCH series so to the Rihanna files we go! Courtney is cracked out in a YSL coat and her urban friend Wil is thickkk because the food is BOMB so let them lead the wayoncè through 2012 Ri to present day diva mogul. She gave us the strip club anthem, worked out some demons with Eminem, gave us BBHMM complete with a movie, titties and blood! Just when you think it couldn’t get any better she gives us the most “Rihanna” Rihanna hit of all time WORK! Anti! Fenty Beauty! Wild Thoughts! It’s all genius… but most importantly… the LOOKS! We go through the looks!!! The CFDA Fashion Icon outfit ALONE is everything this podcast represents, team titty, nude illusion, smoky eye and Swarovski Crystals! We died and then were brought back to LIFE by the effortless original chic that is this b*tchhhhhh! If you like what you hear then suck our cockiness and while you’re at it make sure to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show March 3rd!
Rank #9: EPISODE 80: Hot Mess feat: The Hot Mess Comedy Hour Podcast
Rank #10: EPISODE 91: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears Pt.2
It’s time for PART DEUX of our Britney THIS B*TCH series!!! Wil is helping us out of the recession, Court is in FRANCE (but like it’s Orlando) and Leif is glowing from the bad lighting! We “kickoff” (see what we did there) this Ep with a legendary Super Bowl halftime performance with a couple of country ICONS (Nelly and Mary J) and it’s a wig snatching whirlwind from there! Relive all the important Brit moments of the era with your Narcisistas! From gAstronaut Lance Bass to a page full of Backstreet shade you will get your WHOLE early 00’s life! The VMA’s! Crossroads! The Joy of Pepsi! Wil’s Dream within a Dream nightmare! Austin Powers! Oprah! Gay kissing! Britney’s back hurt from carrying the nation! AND she had no Kelly and Michelle!!! All this PLUS a fact that will have you saying “I would riot but I’m too drunk to move!” Ahem... of course we talk about the JT breakup... cry US a TRASH river! We’re horrible to women! We’ve come a long way from Dear Diary though! So if you a STAN like ROSIE then LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! We might not be “SOAP” people BUT we believe David Blane’s MAGIC is REAL.
Rank #11: EPISODE 74: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.1
Like like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the Ninja, Nicki the Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie... Like I mean I don't even know why you girls haven’t STARTED THE EPISODE ALREADY?! It’s the first part of our newest THIS B*TCH series... NICKI MINAJ!!! That’s right we’re covering our QUEEN from QUEENS!! Court & Wil are both in the STOOD (that’s what we call the studio now) feeling MTV DOC BO$$ B*TCH REALNESS! We even monologue it out because “We’re human beingsss!” The ‘ol Leif is feeling Frisbee A$$ computer nerd Nicki because as we learn there’s a Nicki for EVERYBODY!! Lotta skits and a lotta schizophrenia! From Trinidad in December of ‘82 to the Southside of Jamaica Queens, Onika Miraj has been through so much before she became the Rap Mogul she is today. How addiction, domestic violence and a waitressing job at Red Lobster led her to becoming an ACTRESS FIRST. The career beginnings of Hood $tars, MySpace, a WWE entrance song and the MIXTAPES THAT WERE EVERYTHING WE EVER WANTED. Wil reminisces on her times canvassing for Nick till the White Gays got on board (you’re welcome!) and Court’s Nipples get hard when someone mentions Dipset. Wil let’s his NEW catch phrase make an appearance and Court tries to keep the WHITENESS on her side of the STOOD! OF COURSE we mention BLUE IVY’s rap! JUST LISTEN TO THE EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and BTW we’re starting a cult!!
Rank #12: EPISODE 85: Sex Shops feat: Shalewa Sharpe
Rank #13: EPISODE 111: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.1
A very YEEHAW PEEYAW to all our listeners this Episode is the ultimate GAG! The Narcisistas are kind of like The Notorious B.I.G. of not liking Taylor Swift... so welcome to THE THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT EPISODES!!! We’re here to give her her things AND to call her a$$ out! In this polarizing time let’s meet the other side and hear the other perspective. Wil’s got Bad Blood cause it was poisoned by alcohol, Court is full blown Blank Space crazy and Leif is under the bus and we’re hitting reverse! It’s Easter every night at The Swift home so let’s go Swifties!! This Ep is as dicey as toilet paper in your thong at a Pride party! From humble stock broking Christmas tree beginnings to finally getting onstage and showing them how good your life is this one really couldn’t get any whiter! Shania and Faith in the 90s!! Could you die?! Wait she’s an Abercrombie model?! Well grab Austin the actor move to Tennessee! We track the million little baby steps (on a marble floor) that made Taylor into one of the highest selling artists of all time. An ICONIC walk away from an RCA record deal and right into a publishing house... You can not take away the song writing from THIS B*TCH!! She privileged AF but YEEHAW PEEYAW she smart as hell and look what happened to JoJo!! PLUS! Which of The Narcisistas put the CUNT IN COUNTRY?! Rock of Love: The Island Edition! A couple of Rascals! Brunettes EW! THE ACCOLADES! THE RECORDS! The White Beyoncé?! Yikes! Don’t come for us Swifters we’re getting all our issues with the 1% out!! THE GAYS AND TEENAGE GIRLS RUN MUSIC SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and when you hear Tim McGraw I hope you think of NELLY!!!
Rank #14: RE-RELEASE : PORN feat: Joel Kim Booster
Oh girls it's a steamy one this week on the Narcisistas! We talking PORN and you best believe you ain'tt getting no face in our guests dick pic cause we got our famous BFF, Joel Kim Booster in the studio today! A quick Beyonce check up on it proves once again Wil's over here looking like Blue Ivy Carter while Courtney and Joel are still just wishing they were J Hud. What else is new? On to our subject! PORN. Ever heard of it? We talk our beginnings with it¦ late night HBO, erotic fan fiction, MTV's Undressed, a quick sketch of a man eating a banana. There's more nostalgia than your Spotify Time Capsule playlist! We talk our current use of it plus some addition¦ where our Props at (from the front to the back!) The wisdom is vast this episode everything from knowing people in porn to Mariah in her shoe closet to an innocent boat ride with Pam & Tommy all we can say is, â€œNot in front of our salad!â€ We even get down to the age old question, FUNNY PORN¦ who's that for?! It's a hot and heavy one but don't worry you'll have a chance to cool down with a little Country Time Lemonade and a rock solid round of What gets you harder?! We may not be Bernadette Peters queens but we do know a peaceful protest ain't shit! Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review! OH and if ya nasty go visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!
Rank #15: EPISODE 105: MASCULINITY feat: Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez
Court ain’t eatin anything healthy and you can SUCK on Wil cause Leif is basically a flying stage malfunction! It’s another hot episode of The Narcisistas and our guests today would be terrible gays! From the A LITTLE TIME podcast it’s Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez! That’s right it’s a podcasting Mount Rushmore! Diego is a Solange attack and Mike is 6-inches cause we’re all OVERESTIMATING. Let’s get into it! Today’s subject is MASCULINITY and we shoulda scrapped this one from the top! Someone call Jim Carrey cause we’re The Masc. Mike wants to breastfeed and Diego hits children! MASCULINITY! From working around the prison that is masculinity to the weight of toxic masculinity... this must be why men are so strong! We keep the pedophila to a minimum because were trying to be progressive but honestly... kids are sluts and women are the problem! We talk the need to take gender out of items, the differences in cultural masculinity and should we get Masculinity neck tattoos?! It’s an extremely offensive episode people! PS... Extortion is VERY Masc. We end this wild episode with a rousing round of What Gets You Harder?! How do we get Rihanna to spit in our mouth?! What’s a hand job YES?! What would happen if Court’s man died in a freak cottage cheese accident?! All the important questions answered! Pull out your DADDY SADDLE and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and COME TO OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW JUNE 14th AT FRIENDS AND LOVERS BK!
Rank #16: EPISODE 53: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.2
Rank #17: EPISODE 113: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.3 w/ Emily Winter
Wil is LOOK what you made me do, Court is ACTUALLY getting paid and Leif is just putting his fingers in Court’s mouth! Unbelievable! Joining us today on the pod is writer, comedian, actress, ANGEL... EMILY WINTER!! Emily just got married in a rainbow dress (Taylor wishes) so she’s too busy looking at pictures of herself to worry about Leif being a ghost! This is Episode 113 that was recorded on the 13th... The Taylor Swift energy is ookie spookie in THIS B*TCH Pt.3!! Last time we left Taylor we had one foot in the queer theory so let’s jump back in! Taylor’s rich and skinny and pretty... and she’s still the only DIVA who’s a DORK! We cover all the BOPS, the Guinness world records and that HIPSTER that pissed her off! This era of Taylor is giving full white woman fantasy so let’s give the basic b*tches their anthem! Frap-A-Chin-o’s! Plus a Tim McGraw Grey’s Anatomy moment! The 1989 era was pop perfection so it was hard to hate T.Swift... but we find a way! The problematic message of Bad Blood and the racial blind spots are a little tough for 2.2 billion views girl! Ugh but The Blank Space video is SO GOOD!! And that STUNNING True Detective intro?!! We can feel the unsubscribes! Let the dorks rise!!!! The Grammys! The VMAS! The AMAs! The CMAS! The POWER! Come on DICK! Show us your TWAYLOR! Next week is PART 4!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and come on! You can find one black person in Africa!
Rank #18: EPISODE 67: New York City Feat: Tom Delgado
Rank #19: EPISODE 76: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.3
Court’s not gettin any second opinions for her tiny TRASH teeth, Wil’s got a dick in his face not givin a F$&K and Leif is being the GAYEST he’s ever been! Come on GIRLZ let’s SPIRAL on into the Nicki hot tea cause it’s THIS B*TCH NICKI MINAJ PART 3! From 2011 when the bob was from her tippy toes to the High J Blidge in the back all the way through to a Narcisistas EAT MY A$$ like a cupcake controversy we give you all things ONIKA! An Egyptian cheerleader at the SuperBowl, A Starships pop off (sorry BARBZ Wil was sittin down cross legged in the club!) to a GRAMMY performance that made us tell our GRANDMAS to F$&K off we found GOD! We’re all out here drinking MYX cause the bitch is a MOGUL people! Sure a slight over extension was happening but you know what else was happening?! BEYONCÉ COLLABS, AN ANACONDA SLAY, THE REMIXES and of course... ONE FOR THE BROADWAY GAYS!! What can we say we’re PASSIONATE... and Court’s DRUNK! Whether she’s in Ice Age or American Idol produced by Mona Young Scott we’re here for her to create an UNSAFE WORK ENVIRONMENT! All this and more including another appearance from not this CORNER but THOT CORNER as well as all the pills and potions! Nicki we know you never stop so neither will we!! Join us NEXT week for our FINAL MINAJ EP!! OH YEA! As you RE-listen to LOOKIN ASS make sure you RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com if YOU DONT WANNA INTERRUPT A BITCH! Now go fetch our CDs we’re 100 years old!! We love you ONIKA!!