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Buckle Up for some bull st. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild st we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!

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Buckle Up for some bull st. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild st we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!

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Very Neat

By murphlion - May 31 2019
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It’s a very neat pod. Very large 🍆’s all around. Might be my best friends?

🕺🏾💋🕺🏾💋

By JSusps - May 19 2019
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I’m laughing thru each episode. Great chemistry between Will & Court...and Leif too 🍆

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71 Ratings
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Very Neat

By murphlion - May 31 2019
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It’s a very neat pod. Very large 🍆’s all around. Might be my best friends?

🕺🏾💋🕺🏾💋

By JSusps - May 19 2019
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I’m laughing thru each episode. Great chemistry between Will & Court...and Leif too 🍆
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Narcisistas

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Buckle Up for some bull st. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild st we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!

Rank #1: EPISODE 114: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.4 w/ Harry Hill

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Wil is Wildest Dreams because he’s simply blown away by the bone structure of our guest and Court is the CATS trailer because... what the F**K! It’s our LAST Episode of the Taylor Swift THIS B*TCH era!! We had to make it a legends only Pod so joining us today is Swiftie and ICON HARRY HILL!!! He’s BACK on the pod but the real question is WHO is in the suitcase!?! When did our sweet Harry become a Swiftie? Is it what happens when you get burnt out on Bangerz? It’s ALL the Gaggedy Anne Tea including Harry’s thoughts on THE alleged queerness! PLUS! THE Social Media clear that SHOOK the world! Suing for $1! The Kimye drama! The BRAVERY of messy hair! AND... you know there’s more records to break!! ANYWAYS It was nice to see black people in End Game! Everything from Reputation (including the POWER of a rain show) all the way up to today’s Lover era! It’s very Pets 2!! And I am TELLING YOU... I’m not seeing Cats!! How do we feel about Taylor now? Did we convert?! Are we Swifties?! GUESS YOU HAVE TO GRAB A VODKA DIET COKE AND LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and for the record... there is room for everyone... including MEGAN TRAINOR!!

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Aug 01 2019
1 hour 4 mins
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Rank #2: EPISODE 63: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.1

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A Genie told Leif he wasn’t gay, can’t hold Wil down she’s in Terry cloth coochie cutters and Court is too dirty to clean her act up! That’s right the definition is DEFINITION the fragrance and the Arm-ography is on the go! Ladies and Gentleman it’s THIS B*TCH… CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!! We cover this BEAUTIFUL Germish pop star from her Staten Island roots to the Mickey Mouse Club. RCA said throw on some orange Abercrombie pants, put her in an abandon carnival with some sexy teens and the rest is HERstory! Larry Nager, The Lilith Fair Beyoncé catastrophe and a 9/11 gay conspiracy breakup! We teach you girls that if wanna bottom… you better Fiduciary Duty! SORRY IF YA NO HABLA B*TCH! From Mulan to Moulin Rouge let’s revisit the beginning of this Feminist Icon’s career! Next week we pick back up for part DOS! Oh yea and if you could you be more like Aunt Caye and give us a plug?! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE on THE VOICE! THE LEGEND! Also OUR VOICE! OUR LEGEND!

Jul 27 2018
1 hour 2 mins
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Rank #3: EPISODE 96: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears BONUS EP w T.Kyle and Bradley Stern

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Court is ‘07 VMAS cause she’s giving and everyone’s like GIMME MORE, Wil is intimidated because... it’s RIHANNA and Lei-Fed can’t tell if it’s a Drag Queen or Derrick Barry! Ladies and Gentlegays we’re giving you a BONUS Episode of This B*TCH MISS BRITNEY SPEARS! Joining us on the pod are skinny legends and hosts of the incredible podcast IT’S BRITNEY BITCH! T.KYLE and BRADLEY STERN!!! T.Kyle thought he was balding but he’s just half asleep and Brad is delivering but the only people watching are in Turkey! It’s a jammed packed episode full of so many important discussions on the Britney journey. As Beyoncé took a Dreamgirls corner Britney took a pu$$ out corner and BOTH are IMPORTANT let’s get into... From H&M peacoats for K-Fed to Lohan crack drama to GAY on GAY stuff that ricocheted us out of the closet! Look it’s Britney! She’s not a sex robot she’s a dork who has an ear for music!! A Justin Timberlake shutdown, Janet’s cute jewelry, LARRY!!!!!!! and some PIPING HOT Saddam Hussein TEA! From Dream within a Dream to VEGAS we cover it all and of course we take a moment for T.Kyle’s Drag Britney SLAY. Yes her kids are annoying but also she should be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!! We end this LEGENDARY episode with round of WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! From Ashlee to Heidi it was actually Hilary Duff who stopped Hate Crimes so... LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and PINK!!! Get down from that chandelier!!!   narcisistaspodcast, thenarcisistas, podcasts, comedy, kiki, brainmachinenetwork, thisbitch, britneyspears, britney, itsbritneybitch, britneyjean, britneypod, britneyarmy, pieceofme, workbitch, legendsonly, seeyousoon, mumuse, buygloryonitunes, tkyle, gay, JanetJackson, bushwic, whatgetsyouharder, gaycomedy, somewhatgirls, queenofpop, narcisistas
Apr 04 2019
1 hour 20 mins
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Rank #4: RERELEASE: EPISODE 67: New York City Feat: Tom Delgado

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Joining The Narcisistas in the LOUVRE... I’m sorry The Brain Machine recording studio this week is Comedian, Film Maker and NYC Historian Tour Guide.. TOM DELGADO!! Let’s get into it! Wil is APE$HIT recycled hair-dos commanding the room EFFORTLESSLY, Court is getting Jay-Z together but in a lipliner because she found HERSELF, Leif misses the Obamas but they’re busy dancing at OTRII and Tom is singing HALO at a Singapore Hospital because The Narcisistas are SICKening! This week the subject is NEW YORK CITY and thank goodness because the bone structure is CORRECT! We teach Tom to EAT, take a moment for our HOTNESS, throw some European shade and find out why Court spends every morning at the top of the Empire State Building! “Pull over for the Picture!” and other hot Tourist Tips so you don’t get the $hit beat outta ya! We cover wild celeb sightings (was that William DaFoe arguing with a woman in Chinese?!) and we answer questions like... are New Yorkers mean? Here’s a hint... NO! But they will take a shit on 10th Ave! We talk NYC’s brand, how it’s changing the city, where so much of the public’s tax money is going and a LOT of other smart stuff! DELGADO for MAYOR! Get involved on a local level people! This might actually be the most factual pod in Narcisistas HERstory! So listen up if you want to hear all about The Big Apple including Lindsay Lohan’s Pu$$ at PLUM, SJP singing Beyoncé and Steven Tyler feeling her beat! We ALSO end this Ep with a tough round of our favorite game WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! Shoutouts to NY natives for not caring about Brandy!! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!! We love y’all!

Aug 08 2019
1 hour 14 mins
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Rank #5: EPISODE 50: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.1

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Apr 19 2018
51 mins
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Rank #6: EPISODE 75: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.2

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Wil is OVER-LAYERED at the VMAS... it’s SICKENING... but mostly SICK, Court aka the BOOZE HOUND *woof woof* is now at an Anaconda werkout a week and she is LOVING this EP! Our BOY TOY couldn’t sound WHITER and he is FEELING that sweet sweet A$$ of his! YES ladies and gentleman we keep making LEIF GAYER!!! It’s PART II of our Nicki Minaj THIS B*TCH SERIES!!! Put your helmets on because we about to cover the Minaj EXPLOSION to superstardom! From 2009 with the Young Money Squirrels to the Pink Friday Black Friday drop and everything in between! A Mariah collab that was STRICKEN from the record, a MASSIVE ATTACK on our eardrums, Did it on ‘Em and a LEGENDARY 50K for a VERSE NO ALBUM OUT?! Who is TWITTER and why is SHE here?! People “She GIVETH and then she SHITETH on these HOES!” Sure the wigs are low and from Ricky’s but some of them are GREEN!!! BE CAREFUL! You’re gonna HAVE TO perform 5 Star Bitch in DRAG! From SUPERBASSing with Ellen and all the whites to Good Morning America... here’s my AREOLA! We cover the three different kinds of Nicki fans (HINT: The Gays love GUETTA!) and boyyyy do we rap a lot! Never forget which audition they chose and don’t miss next week for our continuation on one of the hardest working MOGULS in showbiz! ALSO! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT’S WHY YOU TUNE IN!!!

Oct 24 2018
1 hour 9 mins
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Rank #7: EPISODE 90: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears 

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THIS EPISODE IS SO IMPORTANT. Wil is not a girl... not yet a woman... he’s SO YOUNG! Court is Bey at Brit getting her WHOLE life and OOPS! Leif sporadically combusted again!! We are SO MISTY and we’re NOT going to apologize we’re OBSESSED with Britney Spears! Ladies and Gentlegays it’s the beginning of our THIS B*TCH SERIES: BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS! From Brit’s Southern Baptist beginnings to The Mickey Mouse Club and an iconic Star Search performance shes always had the “X-FACTOR” and even the devil himself (Lou Pearlman) couldn’t get his hands on THIS B*TCH! How some Toni Leftovers (our new drag name) kicked off the career of one of the most iconic divas of all time! Thank GOD we got Baby instead of Sheryl for the YOUTH! Wil was like I’m Gay! Court was like I’m going to be this for Halloween twice! Yes we have abs and we can’t get enough of the MAGNITUDE of sex appeal this LEGEND has! Everyone is a pedophile but don’t worry... It’s October somewhere! From Dear-Diary to Chair-Ography we cover it all from this TRL topping icon and we gotta tell ya... DOO DOO brown never looked so good! This is just the beginning people!! Stay tuned next week for more Britney THIS B*TCH! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com because you KNOW you couldn’t even do HALF that in Sketchers!!
Feb 21 2019
1 hour 3 mins
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Rank #8: EPISODE 42: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.3

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It’s the FINAL installment of the Rihanna x The Narcisistas THIS B*TCH series so to the Rihanna files we go! Courtney is cracked out in a YSL coat and her urban friend Wil is thickkk because the food is BOMB so let them lead the wayoncè through 2012 Ri to present day diva mogul. She gave us the strip club anthem, worked out some demons with Eminem, gave us BBHMM complete with a movie, titties and blood! Just when you think it couldn’t get any better she gives us the most “Rihanna” Rihanna hit of all time WORK! Anti! Fenty Beauty! Wild Thoughts! It’s all genius… but most importantly… the LOOKS! We go through the looks!!! The CFDA  Fashion Icon outfit ALONE is everything this podcast represents, team titty, nude illusion, smoky eye and Swarovski Crystals! We died and then were brought back to LIFE by the effortless original chic that is this b*tchhhhhh! If you like what you hear then suck our cockiness and while you’re at it make sure to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show March 3rd!

Feb 23 2018
1 hour 44 mins
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Rank #9: EPISODE 80: Hot Mess feat: The Hot Mess Comedy Hour Podcast

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Wil is Phoni Braxton baritone sexxxi, Court is HAUNTED sexxxy in the cinema and Leif is at the dang Olympics!! It’s another episode of The Narcisistas!!! Today we’re talking HOT MESS and joining us are the STUNNING women from The Hot Mess Comedy Hour... Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin!! Andrea is a crazy horndog©️ riding a D*CK shaped airplane and Emily is UPGRADING your non VVS A$$ in head to toe Juicy Velour! YES we all agree Beyoncé should be ILLEGAL!! You’re gonna wanna DJ yourself for the entirety of this Ep it’s that good! We start off HOT with some HOT mess BEEF so shut your B*TCH mouth and call your slutty friends this episode is for the HO-BUSTERS! From giant GINGERS to giant VAGINAS, from BUBBLE GUTS to HOOKUPS this episode has got a little something for everyone! An IUD whoopsie daisy teaches us when it comes to doctors... you gotta LIE! We’re a FACTUAL based podcast so watch it POD SAVE AMERICA! Starships is so bad! On a pregnancy shoot you’re gonna need to handle TULLE with care but when step-mommy is in a BUDOIR shoot you’re gonna wanna get the prints life size! Trust us! We were BORN this AGE! We end with one of our most divided rounds of What Gets You Wetter in Narcisistas HERSTORY! Who’s your daddy Durst... Robert or Fred? What’s everyone’s opinions on cartoon porn and MOST IMPORTANTLY who’s the A$$ eating champion of the group?! You can’t miss this episode people! If you like getting slapped you especially better LISTEN UP! THEN GO RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and if you don’t... well... NO ONE ASKED YOU TO BE BORN!
Nov 29 2018
1 hour 7 mins
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Rank #10: EPISODE 91: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears Pt.2

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It’s time for PART DEUX of our Britney THIS B*TCH series!!! Wil is helping us out of the recession, Court is in FRANCE (but like it’s Orlando) and Leif is glowing from the bad lighting! We “kickoff” (see what we did there) this Ep with a legendary Super Bowl halftime performance with a couple of country ICONS (Nelly and Mary J) and it’s a wig snatching whirlwind from there! Relive all the important Brit moments of the era with your Narcisistas! From gAstronaut Lance Bass to a page full of Backstreet shade you will get your WHOLE early 00’s life! The VMA’s! Crossroads! The Joy of Pepsi! Wil’s Dream within a Dream nightmare! Austin Powers! Oprah! Gay kissing! Britney’s back hurt from carrying the nation! AND she had no Kelly and Michelle!!! All this PLUS a fact that will have you saying “I would riot but I’m too drunk to move!” Ahem... of course we talk about the JT breakup... cry US a TRASH river! We’re horrible to women! We’ve come a long way from Dear Diary though! So if you a STAN like ROSIE then LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! We might not be “SOAP” people BUT we believe David Blane’s MAGIC is REAL.

Feb 28 2019
1 hour 4 mins
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Rank #11: EPISODE 74: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.1

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Like like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the Ninja, Nicki the Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie... Like I mean I don't even know why you girls haven’t STARTED THE EPISODE ALREADY?! It’s the first part of our newest THIS B*TCH series... NICKI MINAJ!!! That’s right we’re covering our QUEEN from QUEENS!! Court & Wil are both in the STOOD (that’s what we call the studio now) feeling MTV DOC BO$$ B*TCH REALNESS! We even monologue it out because “We’re human beingsss!” The ‘ol Leif is feeling Frisbee A$$ computer nerd Nicki because as we learn there’s a Nicki for EVERYBODY!! Lotta skits and a lotta schizophrenia! From Trinidad in December of ‘82 to the Southside of Jamaica Queens, Onika Miraj has been through so much before she became the Rap Mogul she is today. How addiction, domestic violence and a waitressing job at Red Lobster led her to becoming an ACTRESS FIRST. The career beginnings of Hood $tars, MySpace, a WWE entrance song and the MIXTAPES THAT WERE EVERYTHING WE EVER WANTED. Wil reminisces on her times canvassing for Nick till the White Gays got on board (you’re welcome!) and Court’s Nipples get hard when someone mentions Dipset. Wil let’s his NEW catch phrase make an appearance and Court tries to keep the WHITENESS on her side of the STOOD! OF COURSE we mention BLUE IVY’s rap! JUST LISTEN TO THE EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and BTW we’re starting a cult!!

Oct 18 2018
57 mins
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Rank #12: EPISODE 85: Sex Shops feat: Shalewa Sharpe

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Court has a tiny inkling she might be stupid, Wil can’t figure out why these people are POOR and Leif uncovers a clone conspiracy! That’s right everybody it’s our first Narcisistas episode of 2019 and we’ve only gotten weirder!! Our guest this week is the extraordinarily hilarious.. SHALEWA SHARPE!!! You may have heard Shalewa on our Golden BDAY Episode but this time you’re gettin the whole shaft people! She’s mid transition from HOLD UP to COUNTDOWN so let’s talk... SEX SHOPS. You might think we got a regular old FREAK B*TCH in the studio but Shalewa can’t even keep her eyes open for an episode of The Love Boat! So how did the comedian find herself working in an Atlanta Porn Shop for 7years?! Well grab your black and white striped tights, throw on a ball gag and run to the club for a nice CRY cause it’s a hell of an Episode! If the strip club is church then the porn shop is the library and people are renting VHS tapes like they’re Belle! Be Kind... and wipe it off for God’s sakes! We learn so much this Episode! Sunday mornings were all Glitter and GOD, always look out for someone nicknamed ‘Twinkle Toes’ and whether it’s a Real Doll or fireworks... you’re gonna wanna head outta state! As if this Episode couldn’t get any better we end with the toughest “WHO’S YOUR DIVA?!” of all time! Ellen, Patti, Ross v Ross... I mean it’s CHER! Eartha Kitt is sexy, Reba got some big old titties... and Pete Wentz is... WHAT?!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.comand DO NOT miss Shalewa’s album recording JANUARY 27th at Union Hall and look out for her show “Don’t Reach in the Bag” coming Spring 2019!
Jan 10 2019
1 hour 14 mins
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Rank #13: EPISODE 111: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.1

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A very YEEHAW PEEYAW to all our listeners this Episode is the ultimate GAG! The Narcisistas are kind of like The Notorious B.I.G. of not liking Taylor Swift... so welcome to THE THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT EPISODES!!! We’re here to give her her things AND to call her a$$ out! In this polarizing time let’s meet the other side and hear the other perspective. Wil’s got Bad Blood cause it was poisoned by alcohol, Court is full blown Blank Space crazy and Leif is under the bus and we’re hitting reverse! It’s Easter every night at The Swift home so let’s go Swifties!! This Ep is as dicey as toilet paper in your thong at a Pride party! From humble stock broking Christmas tree beginnings to finally getting onstage and showing them how good your life is this one really couldn’t get any whiter! Shania and Faith in the 90s!! Could you die?! Wait she’s an Abercrombie model?! Well grab Austin the actor move to Tennessee! We track the million little baby steps (on a marble floor) that made Taylor into one of the highest selling artists of all time. An ICONIC walk away from an RCA record deal and right into a publishing house... You can not take away the song writing from THIS B*TCH!! She privileged AF but YEEHAW PEEYAW she smart as hell and look what happened to JoJo!! PLUS! Which of The Narcisistas put the CUNT IN COUNTRY?! Rock of Love: The Island Edition! A couple of Rascals! Brunettes EW! THE ACCOLADES! THE RECORDS! The White Beyoncé?! Yikes! Don’t come for us Swifters we’re getting all our issues with the 1% out!! THE GAYS AND TEENAGE GIRLS RUN MUSIC SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and when you hear Tim McGraw I hope you think of NELLY!!!

Jul 11 2019
49 mins
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Rank #14: RE-RELEASE : PORN feat: Joel Kim Booster

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Oh girls it's a steamy one this week on the Narcisistas! We talking PORN and you best believe you ain'tt getting no face in our guests dick pic cause we got our famous BFF, Joel Kim Booster in the studio today! A quick Beyonce check up on it proves once again Wil's over here looking like Blue Ivy Carter while Courtney and Joel are still just wishing they were J Hud. What else is new? On to our subject! PORN. Ever heard of it? We talk our beginnings with it¦ late night HBO, erotic fan fiction, MTV's Undressed, a quick sketch of a man eating a banana. There's more nostalgia than your Spotify Time Capsule playlist! We talk our current use of it plus some addition¦ where our Props at (from the front to the back!) The wisdom is vast this episode everything from knowing people in porn to Mariah in her shoe closet to an innocent boat ride with Pam & Tommy all we can say is, “Not in front of our salad!” We even get down to the age old question, FUNNY PORN¦ who's that for?! It's a hot and heavy one but don't worry you'll have a chance to cool down with a little Country Time Lemonade and a rock solid round of What gets you harder?! We may not be Bernadette Peters queens but we do know a peaceful protest ain't shit! Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review! OH and if ya nasty go visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!

Jan 03 2019
1 hour 6 mins
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Rank #15: EPISODE 105: MASCULINITY feat: Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez

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Court ain’t eatin anything healthy and you can SUCK on Wil cause Leif is basically a flying stage malfunction! It’s another hot episode of The Narcisistas and our guests today would be terrible gays! From the A LITTLE TIME podcast it’s Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez! That’s right it’s a podcasting Mount Rushmore! Diego is a Solange attack and Mike is 6-inches cause we’re all OVERESTIMATING. Let’s get into it! Today’s subject is MASCULINITY and we shoulda scrapped this one from the top! Someone call Jim Carrey cause we’re The Masc. Mike wants to breastfeed and Diego hits children! MASCULINITY! From working around the prison that is masculinity to the weight of toxic masculinity... this must be why men are so strong! We keep the pedophila to a minimum because were trying to be progressive but honestly... kids are sluts and women are the problem! We talk the need to take gender out of items, the differences in cultural masculinity and should we get Masculinity neck tattoos?! It’s an extremely offensive episode people! PS... Extortion is VERY Masc. We end this wild episode with a rousing round of What Gets You Harder?! How do we get Rihanna to spit in our mouth?! What’s a hand job YES?! What would happen if Court’s man died in a freak cottage cheese accident?! All the important questions answered! Pull out your DADDY SADDLE and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and COME TO OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW JUNE 14th AT FRIENDS AND LOVERS BK! 

May 29 2019
59 mins
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Rank #16: EPISODE 53: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.2

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WASHPOPPIN Narcisistas?! It’s the final installment of the This B*ch Cardi B episodes!!! Wil wants you to suck on a pink dildo, Courtney is craving chicken Caesar salads and Leif is in Balenciaga socks!! That’s right ladies we’ve all been changed by our love for this bishhhh! We start off deep into Love & Hip-Hop and then get into the MUSIC!!! From the mixtape that started it all, to the bag, to the fixed teeth, and of course… the Nicki beef… it’s all there! ALSO what in the F*** does Bodak Yellow mean?! She never had a problem showing us the real her but we still needed her INVASION OF PRIVACY more than we ever knew!! AND we got an SNL ‘Be Careful’ pregnancy reveal?! She put the pu$$y on Offset and WE were the ones who got LIFE! So listen up for all things Cardi B! Oh and y’all are the ones who should be BE CAREFUL if you don’t rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com because we got so much more than just the regular degular schmegular!
May 18 2018
1 hour 14 mins
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Rank #17: EPISODE 113: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.3 w/ Emily Winter

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Wil is LOOK what you made me do, Court is ACTUALLY getting paid and Leif is just putting his fingers in Court’s mouth! Unbelievable! Joining us today on the pod is writer, comedian, actress, ANGEL... EMILY WINTER!! Emily just got married in a rainbow dress (Taylor wishes) so she’s too busy looking at pictures of herself to worry about Leif being a ghost! This is Episode 113 that was recorded on the 13th... The Taylor Swift energy is ookie spookie in THIS B*TCH Pt.3!! Last time we left Taylor we had one foot in the queer theory so let’s jump back in! Taylor’s rich and skinny and pretty... and she’s still the only DIVA who’s a DORK! We cover all the BOPS, the Guinness world records and that HIPSTER that pissed her off! This era of Taylor is giving full white woman fantasy so let’s give the basic b*tches their anthem! Frap-A-Chin-o’s! Plus a Tim McGraw Grey’s Anatomy moment! The 1989 era was pop perfection so it was hard to hate T.Swift... but we find a way! The problematic message of Bad Blood and the racial blind spots are a little tough for 2.2 billion views girl! Ugh but The Blank Space video is SO GOOD!! And that STUNNING True Detective intro?!! We can feel the unsubscribes! Let the dorks rise!!!! The Grammys! The VMAS! The AMAs! The CMAS! The POWER! Come on DICK! Show us your TWAYLOR! Next week is PART 4!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and come on! You can find one black person in Africa!

Jul 25 2019
1 hour 2 mins
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Rank #18: EPISODE 67: New York City Feat: Tom Delgado

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Joining The Narcisistas in the LOUVRE... I’m sorry The Brain Machine recording studio this week is Comedian, Film Maker and NYC Historian Tour Guide.. TOM DELGADO!! Let’s get into it! Wil is APE$HIT recycled hair-dos commanding the room EFFORTLESSLY, Court is getting Jay-Z together but in a lipliner because she found HERSELF, Leif misses the Obamas but they’re busy dancing at OTRII and Tom is singing HALO at a Singapore Hospital because The Narcisistas are SICKening! This week the subject is NEW YORK CITY and thank goodness because the bone structure is CORRECT! We teach Tom to EAT, take a moment for our HOTNESS, throw some European shade and find out why Court spends every morning at the top of the Empire State Building! “Pull over for the Picture!” and other hot Tourist Tips so you don’t get the $hit beat outta ya! We cover wild celeb sightings (was that William DaFoe arguing with a woman in Chinese?!) and we answer questions like... are New Yorkers mean? Here’s a hint... NO! But they will take a shit on 10th Ave! We talk NYC’s brand, how it’s changing the city, where so much of the public’s tax money is going and a LOT of other smart stuff! DELGADO for MAYOR! Get involved on a local level people! This might actually be the most factual pod in Narcisistas HERstory! So listen up if you want to hear all about The Big Apple including Lindsay Lohan’s Pu$$ at PLUM, SJP singing Beyoncé and Steven Tyler feeling her beat! We ALSO end this Ep with a tough round of our favorite game WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! Shoutouts to NY natives for not caring about Brandy!! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!! We love y’all!
Sep 08 2018
1 hour 15 mins
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Rank #19: EPISODE 76: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.3

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Court’s not gettin any second opinions for her tiny TRASH teeth, Wil’s got a dick in his face not givin a F$&K and Leif is being the GAYEST he’s ever been! Come on GIRLZ let’s SPIRAL on into the Nicki hot tea cause it’s THIS B*TCH NICKI MINAJ PART 3! From 2011 when the bob was from her tippy toes to the High J Blidge in the back all the way through to a Narcisistas EAT MY A$$ like a cupcake controversy we give you all things ONIKA! An Egyptian cheerleader at the SuperBowl, A Starships pop off (sorry BARBZ Wil was sittin down cross legged in the club!) to a GRAMMY performance that made us tell our GRANDMAS to F$&K off we found GOD! We’re all out here drinking MYX cause the bitch is a MOGUL people! Sure a slight over extension was happening but you know what else was happening?! BEYONCÉ COLLABS, AN ANACONDA SLAY, THE REMIXES and of course... ONE FOR THE BROADWAY GAYS!! What can we say we’re PASSIONATE... and Court’s DRUNK! Whether she’s in Ice Age or American Idol produced by Mona Young Scott we’re here for her to create an UNSAFE WORK ENVIRONMENT! All this and more including another appearance from not this CORNER but THOT CORNER as well as all the pills and potions! Nicki we know you never stop so neither will we!! Join us NEXT week for our FINAL MINAJ EP!! OH YEA! As you RE-listen to LOOKIN ASS make sure you RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com if YOU DONT WANNA INTERRUPT A BITCH! Now go fetch our CDs we’re 100 years old!! We love you ONIKA!! 

Nov 01 2018
1 hour 14 mins
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Rank #20: EPISODE 47: Identity feat: Casey James Salengo

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Ladies and Gentleman… Joining us in the studio is hottest man to ever live, the very muscular, the very hilarious, 4th time guest, so crazy hot, Mr. Casey James Salengo! Court and Casey are doing Blow on the OTRII tour, Wil’s working 9 to 5 just to stay alive and Leif wants to be bidding on art but his dicks too big! Girlllllll it is an episode of big reveals! 50% of the room was on Molly the night before recording so it’s time to question who in the hell we are! We’re talking IDENTITY! Emphasis on the TITTY! The subject matter gets real forcing everyone to open up. Wil is BLACK, GAY and BETTER THAN YOU, Courtney’s a wigger and Casey has been wrestling with the boy inside him… Casey sure has a way with words as well as a certain… “Je Ne Sais Cock” that The Narcisistas can’t get enough of! We wrap the Ep up with a passionate round of WHO’S YOUR DIVA? Macy Gray raspy vocals or a Robyn roll?! The Boss or Le Flair?! We also find out who the “Rippa-maniac” of the group is and conclude with some much deserved love to the original drunk nun, our #1 eyebrow-less actress… Whoopi Goldberg! You can’t miss this Ep! If you having an IDENTITY crisis instead of watching John Cusack why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com to find out who you really are! Sent from my iPhone
Mar 30 2018
1 hour 25 mins
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