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Timesuck with Dan Cummins

By Dan Cummins

Rank #69 in Comedy category

Comedy
Society & Culture
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Each week, Dan Cummins takes fascinating listener suggested topics and enthusiastically dives into time sucks about everything from Charles Manson to the Lizard Illuminati, absurdly and sarcastically sharing the best of what he uncovers with you. Time to get curious! Time for Timesuck.

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Each week, Dan Cummins takes fascinating listener suggested topics and enthusiastically dives into time sucks about everything from Charles Manson to the Lizard Illuminati, absurdly and sarcastically sharing the best of what he uncovers with you. Time to get curious! Time for Timesuck.

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5849 Ratings
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Stupendous!!!

By miilejw - Dec 13 2018
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Heard you on the Rizzuto show on 105.7 the point in St. Louis. Checked out your podcast and have streamed about 20 episodes this week! I’m a truck driver and always appreciate when I’m introduced to a great show

Granite City

By Arico5 - Dec 12 2018
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Shout out to the Guys at 105.7 the Point for having you on love the pod cast keep it up.

iTunes Ratings

5849 Ratings
Average Ratings
5595
113
44
31
66

Stupendous!!!

By miilejw - Dec 13 2018
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Heard you on the Rizzuto show on 105.7 the point in St. Louis. Checked out your podcast and have streamed about 20 episodes this week! I’m a truck driver and always appreciate when I’m introduced to a great show

Granite City

By Arico5 - Dec 12 2018
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Shout out to the Guys at 105.7 the Point for having you on love the pod cast keep it up.

Top 10 Episode of Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Rank #1: 1 - Lizard Illuminati Conspiracy

Sep 19 2016
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Did you believe that a race of alien lizards has been secretly running the world’s governments since the dawn of human civilization, mining for mono-atomic gold in their underground cities and tunnels, creating world wars in order to feast on human sadness and controlling our thoughts from their moon weapon? If you do, you should probably skip this podcast and order one of British conspiracy theorist David Icke’s books explaining oh so much more about the reptilian agenda. If you think this sounds like wildly entertaining nonsense, you’ve come to the right place!!

Rank #2: 57 - The Butcher of Rostov: Serial Killer Andrei Chikatilo

Oct 16 2017
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We go REAL dark this week on Timesuck with an examination of Russian serial killer and relentless sadist Andrei Chikatilo, a monster who killed between 53-56 men, women, and mostly children between 1978 and 1990 in Southeastern Russia in horrific eye-removing fashion. I also delve into the psychological reasons we are interested in serial killers. Why is true crime so popular? Why do we love it? Turns it out it's totally mentally healthy to be fascinated with this nonsense. So enjoy guilt-free! This Timesuck is brought to you by by the socially conscious on-line fantastic mattress store LEESA! Go to www.leesa.com/timesuck to get $100 off of one of their incredible mattresses and help both the environment and the homeless while doing so! Bananas Comedy Club in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Oct 20-21. Click here for tix. Dayton Funnybone in Dayton, OH November 2-5. Click here for tix. Spokane Comedy Club in Spokane, WA, November 9-11 Click here for tix! Use Danger Brain for all your design, logo, and branding needs! Work with the best by clicking here! Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast

Rank #3: 11 - Ted Bundy, Real Life Monster

Nov 28 2016
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Ted Bundy is perhaps the most disturbing serial killer of the 20th century. Why? For starters, he didn’t look like a serial killer, so you can’t convince yourself you would’ve seen him coming. He was well-educated, well-liked, charismatic, and handsome. And evil to the core. And unlike most sociopathic killers, Ted knew he was evil. He described himself as the “the most cold-hearted son of a bitch you’ll ever meet,” and after listening, I think you’ll agree.

Rank #4: 68 - John Wayne Gacy: Chicago's Serial Killing Clown

Jan 01 2018
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John Wayne Gacy aka Pogo the clown aka Patches the clown aka the Devil himself. This outgoing member of his Chicago community, this Democratic Party volunteer, high ranking member of the Jaycees, parade organizer, and successful contractor by day was a living monster by night. He abducted, handcuffed, raped, strangled, tortured, and suffocated at least 33 young men and teen boys in the 1970s. Twenty-eight of them ended up buried beneath his home in the crawlspace. Meet the man/monster who's last words were "kiss my ass" today on Timesuck! Interested in the first ever Timesuck gathering in February??? Follow @secretspacelizards on Instagram and Harmony Vellecamp will be post details this Friday at Noon PDT. Timesuck is also brought to you by by the socially conscious on-line fantastic mattress store LEESA! Go to www.leesa.com/timesuckto get $100 off of one of their incredible mattresses and help both the environment and the homeless while doing so! Trouble with the APP or new website? Email BitElixir! (you'll have to copy and paste - sorry) Timsuckapp@bitelixir.co New merch in the store now! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ New hoodie, new pullover, two new men's shirts, new women's shirts, and replenished stock of the first four shirts. Indianapolis, IN. Morty’s Comedy Joint January 5th and 6th. CLICK HERE FOR TIX! Providence, RI The Comedy Connection January 19-20th. CLICK HERE FOR TIX! Chicopee, MA Cabot Comedy Club Jan 21st CLICK HERE FOR TIX! Philadelphia, PA The Punchline January 25-27th.  CLICK HERE FOR TIX! LIVE PODCAST added on Feb. 16th to the Detroit show at the Magic Bag. CLICK HERE FOR TIX! Gotham Comedy Club in NYC on Sunday, Feb. 11th. CLICK HERE FOR TIX! Chicago, Minneapolis and more coming soon. CLICK HERE for full tour schedule. Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast

Rank #5: BONUS 4 - Scientology

Mar 31 2017
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Scientology. What do they believe? How did it begin? Who, exactly, was L Ron Hubbard? What appeal does it have for Tom Cruise? So much crazy revealed on this OT9, beyond clear, Sea Org edition of Timesuck. 

Rank #6: 36 - Jeffrey Dahmer: The Cannibal of Milwaukee

May 22 2017
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Sadist. Rapist. Pedophile. Murderer. Cannibal. Necrophiliac. Jeffrey Dahmer was all of these things. But why? Why did he do it? What exactly did he do? Find out on this fascinating and cringeworthy edition of Timesuck! This episode of Timesuck is brought to you by Audible. Go to www.audible.com/TIMESUCK and get a free audiobook with your 30 day trial membership! 

Rank #7: 2 - Weird Sex Customs

Sep 26 2016
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Roman orgies! Columbian bestiality! Irish underwear! Find out what the Hell Dan is referring to and learn what Dan considers to be the ten strangest sexual customs of the world today and some odd sexual norms of yesteryear as well.

Rank #8: 101 - The Candyman Killer: Houston's Nightmare

Aug 20 2018
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Dean Arnold Corll. The Candyman Killer. A Texas momma’s boy who first made friends with local kids by handing out candy from his family’s Houston candy store like the absolute creep he was. A man who then groomed a teen boy to be his murder, rape, and torture accomplice and then convinced a second teen boy to also help them; a second boy who would eventually shoot Dean dead. Before getting shot, Dean killed at least twenty-nine Houston area teens between 1970 and 1973, most dying just about the worst death imaginable on his homemade “torture board”. This monster was America's most prolific serial killer at the time of his death and we explore the events surrounding his life and terrible deeds on another true crime edition of Timesuck. Timesuck brought to you today by Hims! Go to www.forhims.com/timesuck for a trial month of Hims for just $5! Timesuck brought to you by Leesa! Go to www.Leesa.com/timesuck to get $160 off a kick-ass mattress!! MERCH PROMO CODE FOR LABOR DAY SALE: laborday18 New hats/Secret Suck merch in store now! Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/  August 15-18 Chicago, IL - Zanies  Click HERE for tix! August 23-25 Denver, CO - Comedy Works  Click HERE for tix!  August 26 DENVER LIVE PODCAST (The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult)  Click HERE! September 6-9 Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T Feathers Click HERE for tix! September 12 Hollywood, CA The Improv Click HERE for tix! September 13-15 Oxnard, CA Levity Live Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, Portland, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

Rank #9: Bonus 24 - The Toy Box Killer: New Mexico's Satanic Sadist

Jul 13 2018
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WARNING/DISCLAIMER: This is the most disturbing episode of Timesuck thus far. To the point I considered not releasing it. Maybe it just hit me unusually hard for some reason but the crime scene details are very sexually explicit and haunting. If descriptions of sexual torture trigger you in any way, sit this one out! David Parker Ray, the Toy Box Killer, kidnapped, sexually tortured, and possibly murdered an untold amount of women in the American Southwest in the 1990s (and maybe even earlier than this). We'll never know the full extent of the violence and damage he spread. We do know he created a $100,000 "Toy Box" - a customized metal trailer equipped with a gynecologist's chair, and homemade "sex toys" designed to cut, electrocute, tear, pierce, penetrate, and sodomize victims confined to his trailer with shackles and a metal collar. We know he raped his victims, that his accomplices raped his victims, and that he even forced victims to engage in bestiality. He recorded much of what he did on video. He led a small, Satanic sex cult in the otherwise sleepy, lakeside community of Elephant Butte, NM. He recorded and played a horrific BDSM sexual orientation tape to be played for victims he kidnapped and drugged describing in excruciating detail the horrors that awaited them in the days ahead. The tale of the Toy Box Killer reads like something out of an Eli Roth torture porn script. And we peek into this preposterous darkness in this you never really know what's going on in your neighborhood, fear the darkness edition of Timesuck. My new free Behind the Bit Pandora station with Chad Daniels talking about our favorite bits! https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3978690913982414208?ag=17920720304261509 Seen the summer merch yet? Or that limited edition Chikatilo Wrasslin' Academy Summer Camp kit? At least look at it! It's f*****g glorious. Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is brought to you today by The Great Courses Plus! Do yourself a HUGE favor and get a month of SO MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE: https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Orlando, FL - Improv! THIS WEEKEND! July 12-14 standup Click HERE for tix! Orlando LIVE Timesuck! July 15th. CLICK HERE La Jolla, CA - Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio -Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! Tampa, FL - Side Splitters Comedy Club August 2-5 Click HERE for tix! Palm Beach, FL - Improv August 10-12 Click HERE for tix! Chicago, IL - Zanies August 15-18 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

Rank #10: 19 - Flat Earth Theory F*ckery

Jan 23 2017
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Welcome to a Flat Earth Society edition of Timesuck! Think the Earth is a floating disc being propelled upwards by something you can't define? Think gravity is a myth? Do you have no respect for science in general and/or empirical evidence? Well, then I hope you have a thick skin because I take a big factual dump all over your silly beliefs. Find out why your world only makes sense when it's round in this chock-full of mockery episode of Timesuck!