Rank #1: 433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would.
We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy.
PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so.
AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.
Rank #2: 462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step.
We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24.
We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic.
Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs.
Rank #3: 445-Wheeler Walker Jr- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens.
Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes.
And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more.
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Rank #4: 416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation.
Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.
Rank #5: 424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building.
This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday.
By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS.
PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails.
Say No More, just listen, JEAN.
Rank #6: 497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the Cockroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champagne on the Podcast he has been live streaming quite a bit. We review some of his recent posts and then give him another call. That's right, Robert Paul Champagne is BACK!
Also, the legendary Dane Cook is on the couch ready to "Try It Out." Dane and the Mommies reminisce about old times at Dublin's in Hollywood and Dane goes through the roller coaster that he experienced while reaching heights of fame few ever get to know. He goes in depth about his brother stealing from him and his reasoning for improvising his special that was taped in Madison Square Garden "Rough Around The Edges." Also, Dane experiences a member of "The Cool Girl Club" and "Horrible or Hilarious."
Next in the Mommydome is comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan can't smell anything, he literally has no sense of smell. The Mommies ask Ryan all the important questions involved with not being able to smell a fart or otherwise. Ryan brings up the "Maplethorpe Exhibit" and if you know what that is, you know what that is... Plus Mommy Tina thinks airpods looks like something coming out of your ears. Do you know what she thinks it looks like???
Don't forget to get Ryan's new album, Man in the Suit.
NOTE: Every guest of YOUR MOM'S HOUSE Podcast is INVITATION ONLY. No guest is welcome with out a formal invitation from The Mommies. Dane Cook, Ryan Stout and Robert Paul Champagne have all been certified, invited guests. Thank you.
Rank #7: 446-Bobby Lee & Khalyla- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations!
We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or at least how you spend time with your brother!
Plus we revisit some fun John McAfee clips and a lot more.
Tommy laughs so hard he almost passes out. Jeans Up!
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Rank #8: 494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride.
No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey.
Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic.
Rank #9: 481-Dr. Drew, Ryan Sickler, Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows.
It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight.
When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea.
PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in.
AND, they are joined by Dr. Drew to discuss his new podcast, Dr. Drew After Dark where he examines clips from YMH and how Tom and Tina reacted to them. Plus Drew will talk to a comedian and explore what's going on under the hood with them.
AND Ryan Sickler steps in for a hilarious conversation and to talk about his new podcast, The Honeydew. Sickler will have rotating guest hosts, and guests to discuss low points in their lives and how they found their way up and out of them.
All the podcasts will be available on their own RSS feeds for download or on YMH Youtube channel. Pull em up!
Finally Andrew Santino stops in and once again kills it in the guest chair. His new show, Whiskey Ginger
Rank #10: 483-Neal Brennan & Pete Holmes - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here.
PLUS, what is really up with our Uncle Terry? Is he shameless or liberated? We discuss.
AND did Tommy ruin a romantic shower with Tina by letting his raisin cake open up? Find out.
We also have Neal Brennan, who is featured on Comedians Of The World, which just came out on Netflix. He also released 3 Mics, a Netflix original you should definitely watch.
AND Pete Holmes who stars in HBO's Crashing stops by and gets deep in only ways Pete can. He isn't that tall, but he is very bright and made us have all the feels in our time together.
Watch CRASHING Sunday's at 10pm on HBO.
Rank #11: 488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking).
Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime.
Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX.
Rank #12: 451-Chris D'Elia-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Daddy is finally here with mommies.
Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back.
Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted?
AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES.
This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up.
Rank #13: 413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild.
We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes!
All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub.
Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.
Rank #14: 464-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you?
Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now).
Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out.
The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?!
Rank #15: 456-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic).
This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments.
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Rank #16: 427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, "How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor?"
Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what our show is about) to come on and no description can do it justice.
He shared stories about his life and let us know what he thought about the many clips we play on this show.
All we can say is, we wish it never ended.
Rank #17: 472-Whitney Cummings-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean.
Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email questions and two remarkable lady guests.
First, the great Whitney Cummings is a great, hilarious hang. We get into it with her in all the best ways.
AND Kate Chastain from Bravo TV's hit show, Below Deck joins us to discuss all things Yachty. Get ready to fantasize with us.
Rank #18: 444-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria.
By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts.
Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard?
AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 minute sitting? We feel a competition brewing.
Tommy defends the open defecation accusations and MORE!
Pull em up!
Rank #19: 434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television series and hundreds of copycats to do what he has mastered.
He's funny, insightful, charming - look, we love him. So many laughs in this one with Would You Rather's, Fart Logic and so much more.
Rank #20: 459-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW.
Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world.
There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in.
AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much more.
PLUS, your emails cover ANNOUNCING you have a big dong before you should it to a lover and whether or not your mommies fight before or during the show.