Rank #1: Ep. 106 - Our Pal Dan Cummins
Our friend and most requested guest to have back on the show, Dan Cummins was our guest for this episode. The greatest thing about Dan is he just loves shooting the shit and letting it rip and that's what this podcast is all about. If you're not familiar with Dan Cummins, he's an incredibly talented standup comedian who's appeared on Comedy Central, Conan, The Tonight Show and The Late Late Show. He's best known for his hit podcast "Timesuck" where Dan dives deep into serial killers, cults, conspiracies, history, and the paranormal in a way that's both educational and hysterical. He also just launched a new podcast called "Scared to Death" where Dan terrifies his wife with alleged-to-be-true horror stories about Demonic possession, poltergeists, shadow people and more. See why we love him?
Sep 30 2019
Rank #2: Ep 3. - Good Morning, Mr. Lincoln
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @Digz, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and a comedy clip from @DaveWComedy.
Sep 12 2018
Rank #3: Ep 5. - Walking Threesome
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @evanfoxy, @VivalaZito, and a comedy clip from @normmacdonald.
Sep 19 2018
Rank #4: Ep. 28 - Handmaid's Tale
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas, and ends with Ryan Gosling’s piano solo from La La Land
Dec 12 2018
Rank #5: Ep. 35 - Suck Sites
On today’s show, the guys welcome Jace into the office, the winner of the Nick Maraldo job shadow during the GROAT as they try to get to the bottom of Suck Site Gate, as someone hacked into Gorms’ computer and loaded it with “Suck Sites," while he was away. He believes Digs is starting to act like a Don around the office, Digs has a different message. The guys also debut a new segment dealing with notes from El Chapo's trial, but get some hazy and confusing information. They also play "Dead or Alive," with Gorman and a little fact or fiction. Todd wants to know how many guys in the office it would take to take out Brock Lesnar is a UFC-type sanctioned match, if it's even possible. They also answer some listener questions, including what the worst job to be hungover for is, and what job they would assign to everyone as a punishment for a full 40 hour work week. They also discuss some of the things they miss while on their diets for the weight loss challenge, and end the show with a few vitamin thoughts. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us.
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and GROAT winner @JGrosjean4), and closes with Houston(Fornication) by Travi$ Scott
Jan 09 2019
Rank #6: Ep. 105 - Our First FCC Violation
The boys had a lot to talk about today. Digs got The Pat McAfee Show in trouble for saying “shitty” on the radio, Ty is learning how to live without sleep, Pat is getting used to having so many different hats to wear now (Sports Radio Talk Show Host, WWE personality, College Football Analyst, ESPN panelist for Get Up and every other show when they need him and of course, small business owner.) Its quite a conversation. Enjoy.
Sep 25 2019
Rank #7: Ep. 4 - Bionic Penis
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @Digz, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @evanfoxy, @VivalaZito, and a comedy clip from @MootePoints.
Sep 17 2018
Rank #8: Ep. 38 - Miyagi Do Karate
On today's show, the guy's discuss a 33-year-old man from Ireland who had an unusual way to fix his back problems, an Oklahoma woman unknowingly confessing to animal poaching to a game warden on Bumble, and Saudi police arresting a Pakistani man for selling camel urine. Todd wants to know what kind of app the guys would each create if they had an unlimited budget, and what they would call the app. They answer some listener questions including picking professions they think the other guys would be good at, and what they would consider their top guilty pleasure song. And as always, the guys end the show by giving you some Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. Today's episode is a fun one. Come and join us.
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
Jan 18 2019
Rank #9: Ep. 66 - A Convo With Two American Badasses
On today’s show, the guys have the honor of sitting down with two true American heroes, Scott Neil and Bob Pennington, the real-life Green Berets portrayed in the movie, “12 Strong,” starring Chris Hemsworth and Michael Shannon. They have an incredible conversation and give an inside look into a part of our world that we rarely get to hear. They also chat about their current plans, including getting into the alcohol business with Horse Soldier Bourbon from American Freedom Distillery (https://www.americanfreedomdistillery.com/). To close out the show, the guys choose a few patriotic bangers to help send you into the weekend. Don’t miss this one, it’s incredible.
Apr 26 2019
Rank #10: Ep. 52 - #LetGumpWork
On today's show, the guys dive into the dilemma of trying to get Gump into this country legally with a working visa or green card. He and Todd break down their tussle with ICE as they went for a sit down with an immigration lawyer to see what the odds are that Gump gets to stay in the country in what is a much more complicated situation than anyone realized. The guys also chat about whether or not it's possible to separate any of Michael Jackson's music from his deplorable actions or if we are deep in #MuteMike season, give their best wishes to Alex Trebec as he prepares for a battle with pancreatic cancer, debate the hypothetical sports teams that @ZitoThoughts set up for the office, discuss how much better Nickelodeon's programming was when shows like Double Dare and Legends of the Hidden Temple were on TV, and chat a little bit about the World's Strongest Man competition and who some of their favorite strongmen were to watch, plus a lot more. As is tradition, each of the guys picks a song for Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend in fabulous fashion. This one goes off the rails a little bit, but it's a great time. Come and have a good time with us.
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and our Canadian brother @GumpSox10.
Mar 08 2019
Rank #11: Ep. 75 - Ocean Poop
This episode features a very cool conversation with musician and friend of the show Clayton Anderson. Clayton and the boys discuss the country music industry, his personal battles with chasing success and how he overcame thoughts of giving up and regained his passion (0:00-49:44). After the interview the crew has a hilarious conversation about some world events and everyone gets to know Digs a letter better than they did before and we're not sure that's a good thing, and as always the guys each pick a song for Friday Bangerz to help send you into your Memorial Day weekend. Come have a good time with us, and enjoy Memorial Day.
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy
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May 24 2019
Rank #12: Ep. 37 - Pat McAfee: Former Pauper
On today’s show, the guys give an update on the weight loss competition and discuss what the D.O.G. leaderboard is currently looking like, plus chat about The Situation preparing to go to jail on tax evasion charges, the Clemson football team being served McDonald’s at the White House by the President, and a woman in Texas being banned from her local Walmart for drinking wine out of a Pringles can and riding a scooter in the parking lot. Todd wants to know what name the guys would give themselves if they were assassins, and Gorms wants to know what everyone’s first impression of him was as the guys get a little introspective. They also play some Elvis related fact or fiction, answer a few listener questions including what they would do if they were a computer virus, and who they would choose if they could be any cartoon character. To close the show, the guys each give some vitamin thoughts. It’s a fun one, come and have a good time with us.
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and closes with “Poor Man Blues,” by Zac Wilkerson
Jan 16 2019
Rank #13: Ep. 49 - Todd Vs. Steven Seagal
On today's show, the guys cover a range of topics including sick dogs puking and dropping bombs everywhere in Todd's house, the car buying process at a dealership, how many rolls of toilet paper the average person uses on a weekly basis, what the guys would do if they had an almanac similar to the one from Back To The Future for sports betting, and Kanye's Sunday gospel services. They also dive into trash TV, the proper etiquette when it comes to getting gas, a mouse that has been absolutely terrorizing The Pub, the Hulu Fyre Fest documentary, whether or not the guys could win in a fight against the most famous celebrity who shares their name, and they recap the St. Paddy's Day t-shirt sale contest, PETA taking a massive L for trying to slander Steve Irwin, and much more. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us.
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy, and closes with an absolute banger from Metallica.
Feb 27 2019
Rank #14: Ep. 84 - Office Softball Team
The boys really went hard on this one. They recapped some hilarious behind the scene moments from the comedy tour and then dove right into world issues like dehydration, couch sleep, public restrooms, bad shoe stores, cheating on tests in college and high school, counterfeit money, the life of a PGA professional, and get into a lengthy discuss about adults who take softball leagues too seriously, as well as construct their lineup for a potential PMI company softball team. Come have a good time with us!
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @HeyGorman, @GumpSox10, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
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Jun 26 2019
Rank #15: Ep. 91 - Italian American History
The boys talked about Prime Day, whiskey and cigars, charcuterie boards, standup comedy, Batista, movie theaters, and more. They answered some listener questions and closed out with Friday Bangerz.
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Jul 19 2019
Rank #16: Ep 6. - Pet Peeves
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and a comedy clip from comedian @BrentMorin.
Sep 26 2018
Rank #17: Ep. 95 - The Multiverse
The boys really dove deep into a wormhole on this one. They discussed The Multiverse Theory, clean energy, and the westward expansion of America. This episode also features an I Want To Know segment, a gem of a listener question and Friday Bangerz.
Aug 02 2019
Rank #18: Ep. 29 - The Perfect Roommate
This episode includes @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @BroBroBroBets, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
Dec 14 2018
Rank #19: Ep. 63 - Piss Limbo Kids
On today's show, the boys talk about Garth Brooks, the Norte Dame fire and what each of the guys would save from respective homes if they were to light on fire, dumb games we used to play when we were young, Russell Wilson being one of the most insufferable humans on the planet, the absence of LeBron James diminishing the play of the NBA playoffs, too much NBA, dumb lawsuits, old porn vs new porn, blindness vs deafness, earthquakes, tornados, and they try to help Todd out with an issue he’s having at home. Enjoy this one. We sure did.
This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas, and ends with a banger from the one and only, Garth Brooks.
Apr 17 2019
Rank #20: Ep. 36 - Billionaire Problems
On today’s show, a few of the guys are starting to feel the effects of the weight loss challenge, Pat breaks down his long day of doing voice over work and some of the rough patches he faced while recording, Gorman breaks down his early years in Hollywood/touring with The Black Crowes, and recounts a hilarious story from a trip to Vegas with Jim Irsay. Todd wants to know what part of the body everyone would detach and why, the guys also answer some listener questions including what their top flight fast food meals are, and what season/day of the week they would choose if they could only drink alcohol in that time slot. They also discuss school suspensions and Todd tells a couple of hilarious stories about his life while in high school living in Indiana with his parents in Texas. Per usual, the guys each make a selection for Friday Bangerz as they help send you into the weekend. Today was a fun one, come and have a good time with us.
This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
Jan 11 2019