Rank #1: EP118: Occupational Series: Stripper
A stripper comes on this week to talk about how someone gets into stripping, the money they make and the dark side of the industry . The stripper explains how difficult it is to have a relationship with someone while stripping as well as the incredible exercise it is to work the pole. She also discusses what really goes down in those private dance rooms.
Rank #2: EP32: What the Guys Don't Get w/ Jared Haibon, Wells Adams, & Chris Stranburg
Bachelor Alum & favorites Wells Adams, Jared Haibon, & Chris "Cakes" Strandburg take over for Ashley, Lauren, and Naz and talk about things they don't get about women. The guys talk about everything from ghosting, how to properly break up with a girl and some excuses guys use when they're just not that into you. They also talk about playing games in relationships. The boys are honest, raw, and hold nothing back. Get your pen and pencil ready!
Rank #3: EP76: Ashley and Jared reveal ALL!
Can you believe the day has finally come? This episode is dedicated to all the I Don’t Get It fans that have been so patient for the Jashley announcement. This episode you get some inside information that wasn’t released on The Story of Us. Also, listen to Ashley and Jared play the “Newlywed Game”.
Rank #4: EP42: Corrine Olympios Tells All
THE Corrine comes on this weeks podcast to talk every dirty detail of her past and present dating life, as well as her upcoming projects. You’re not going to want to miss this one ladies and gentlemen! We are calling this the Howard Stern interview with Corrine Olympios.
Rank #5: Episode 20: Losing My Virginity & Other Sex Secrets
As every Bachelor fan knows, Ashley Iaconetti is a virgin, but she still has sexy stories. In this episode of the I Don't Get It podcast, she reveals just how experienced she is. And even though Ashley hasn't gone all the way, she finds first time sex stories fascinating so Lauren & Naz indulge Ashley's curiosity and reveal their secrets. Bachelor alums Sarah Vendal and Danielle Lombard join in the conversation and share their cherry-popping memories as well.
Rank #6: EP63: Ashley I & Kevin Wendt: Bachelor Couple of the World
Now that the Bachelor Winter Games have ended, the I Don’t Get It girls finally get to have Kevin Wendt on to discuss everything that happened throughout the season and what it was like for Ashley and Kevin on the road to becoming the first “Bachelor World Couple”.
Rank #7: EP90: Thirst Trapping with Nick Viall
Nick Viall needs some dating advice. He is sliding into a girls DM's and needs a female perspective as to whether this girl is into him or not. Nick also lets the girls know if a "Thirst Trap" photo works and what's the best type of photo to grab someones attention. Nick is full of social media wisdom and is sharing it all.
Rank #8: EP96: The Men Take Over, w/guests Jason Tartick, Nick Viall and Jared Haibon
Jason Tartick, Nick Viall and Jared Haibon take over for the girls this week. They discuss approaching girls at the gym, Nick reads and dissects a confusing text conversation with a girl. Listen up ladies, Jason tells us everything he would like in a future relationship. This one is packed with great male perspective on millennial dating.
Rank #9: EP114: Cheating Horror Stories!
Being cheated on is always a horrific experience. But Ashley, Lauren and Naz have callers on this week to talk about their extra horrific cheating experiences. We are talking about being cheated on with best friends, in your own bed, while pregnant and stuck on a cruise ship.
Rank #10: EP70: JUSTICE FOR KHLOE!
Pregnant Khloe Kardashian has been publicly humiliated and cheated on, so it got the girls thinking about cheating in general. It begs the question: if you know someone who is being cheated on do you tell them? If your ex's new partner reaches out to you to hook up do you tell their current partner? If you're friends with two people and one is cheating, is it your responsibility to tell the person being cheated on?! Also, the girls learn to never hike on a first date. #JusticeforKhloe.
Rank #11: EP112: Fyre Festival
The ultimate “I Don’t Get It” is who would buy tickets to the infamous Fyre Festival. After watching the two documentaries on the subject, Ashley, Lauren and Naz were still craving information about what kind of people attended the Fyre Festival. They have on four people on this episode that actually went to the festival to tell their tale.
Rank #12: EP92: He's Just Not That Into You & Sex and The City!
Greg Behrendt is the author of the infamous book that has arguably shaped or influenced our lives in one way or another: He’s Just Not That Into You and was a script consultant on Sex & The City! He’s joined by his wife Amiira Ruotola, who together are relationship experts who have appeared on OWN, & have written multiple books about relationships. The girls ask them about SATC, He’s Just Not That Into You, and how to not have a s****y marriage.
Rank #13: EP59: Awkward GYNO Questions
he girls talk to OBGYN Dr. Shannon Klingman and ask her listener submitted questions that people are too afraid to ask their own gynecologist. Everything from smelly spunk to skipping birth control to how to achieve an orgasm is covered. Naz takes her first pregnancy test ever.
Rank #14: Episode 4: Beauty Rituals, Plastic Surgery, and Grooming
Ashely and Lauren Iaconetti just don't get why women have to go through a million steps just to get ready. Why do we have to wear makeup and pluck our eyebrows? They debate whether women should wear makeup everyday or whether they should let their skin breathe. They reveal what plastic surgery they've had and how much landscaping they have going on in the bikini area. And we're not sure how it came up, but Ashely admits to her obsession with Clay Aiken, but equally embarrassing was the time Lauren pooped in the bathtub. The ladies talk about every step of their beauty routine from Botox to shaving, and debate what works and what is a waste of time.
Rank #15: EP117: Morning Ramble
Ashley, Lauren and Naz talk about the new Hulu show Pen15, which brings back awkward middle school memories like dances, doing homework with your parents, and crushing on boys. The girls read old embarrassing tweets and recap the secret Jonas Brothers concert they attended the week before.
Rank #16: Episode 21: Pregnancy, Childbirth, & Motherhood w/ Guest Jade Tolbert
The I Don't Get It girls will never get what it's like to be pregnant until it actually happens to them. It seems so far in the future, especially for Ashley I & Naz. They discuss what pregnancy does to the body and soul with Bachelor favorite, first-time mom, and currently 6-months pregnant, Jade Tolbert. Later in the episode, Ashley and Lauren's cousin, Kristina, joins the podcast to describe the terror of giving birth and the beauty of having a family.
Rank #17: EP33: Girls v. Guys--The Breakdown of the Bachelor Boys Take Over
The girls get together to recap and analyze everything that Wells, Jared, and Chris (Cupcake) discussed in the previous weeks podcast. Including kissing on a first date, letting a girl down easy, and the "chase."
Rank #18: Episode 11: First Kisses & Dating w/ The Bachelorette's Wells Adams
We don't get first kisses. Ashley grew up listening to Hitch AKA Will Smith's kissing advice. According to Hitch, the guy needs to go 90% of the way in and the girl closes the kiss by making 10% of the move. Is this really how it should be? Do you need to endure the awkward silence and the eye contact at the end of a date? Ashley explores this topic with ex BAE and Bachelor in Paradise alum Wells Adams. They talk about what makes a good kiss and all the Bachelor family members they've indirectly kissed. The conversation evolves into funny dating stories and dirty (literally) details of the their Bachelor family friends.
Rank #19: EP60: Ben Higgins and Jared Haibon Call Their Crushes
Back by popular demand, the girls invited their friends Ben Higgins and Jared Haibon to call their childhood crushes. Prepare to feel awkward ladies and gentlemen! The I don’t get it podcast gets back to middle school embarrassment with these crush calls.
Rank #20: Episode 3: Cool Girls, F**k Boys, & Ghosting
Add cool girls to the list of things Ashley and Lauren Iaconetti don't get. You might think, wait, these chicks were on the Bachelor, they ARE cool girls, but believe it or not they don't agree. And while they're at it, they just don't get f**k boys...or is it fuckbois. Whatever. They don't get them. And what's up with ghosting? Who thinks it's ok to just abandon a friend or relationship without a trace. We discuss...