Rank #1: Ep 4- Cross-Fit Dudes
Shane wakes up from a horrible dream where his girlfriend admits to cheating and it spins him into a dark universe of paranoia against her Cross-fit exercise buddies.
Rank #2: Ep 27 - Q+
The boys start out talking shop as usual and then somehow unearth what is quintessentially the aggro-crag of Matt's deepest secrets. The cast spins off into a hard look into masculinity, friendship, the internet and all its trappings---soul bearing on another level. Listen, learn, and please don't judge. Already regretting releasing this, but...what must be done must be done. Enjoy your s****y commutes. F**k. Goddamnit.
Rank #3: Ep 122- Saudi Chicken Prince
Da D.A.W.G.Z. meet up to discuss BIG wins on the week. Topix include: Little league, Russian Probe, Shane being bullied in a chicken shack and much more!!!!!
Rank #4: RIP Carrie Fisher: You were a babe
Shane returns from Christmas and showcases all his sick ass gifts. A dinosaur bone collector is confronted about her weird job and a a lonely apartment dweller faces the most important decision of his life...
Rank #5: Ep 59 - Triggered by Star Wars
Matt and Shane discuss Matt's s****y weekend, Shane's decent weekend, the new Star Wars, Shane getting triggered by a video game, and a bunch more.
Rank #6: Ep 57 - The 48 Laws of Lauer
Shane's comin' off a hot weekend and joins Matt in the basement where they discuss their yoga practices, opening their chakras, adult male roommates, Shane's upcoming Bday (this weekend), Matt Lauer, Male and female circumcision, and much more!
Rank #7: Ep 11- Special Guest: Dan Soder
Dag...Sick ass episode with a sick ass guest...After chatting with Dan Soder, Matt and Shane totally trash the women's march--just kidding. We don't do that at all. We talk about sex, relationships, purity, pulling out---all things love--- and then dribble into other subjects like the inner workings of Matt's mind and Shane's weekend at the yacht club. Also, for you non-comedian civilians, check out Dan Soder's s**t. He's funny. A lot of comedians, even professional ones, kinda suck, but he doesn't. Check him out and go to his shows.
Rank #8: Ep 106-Gerbie's Grool
The D.A.W.G.Z. summon one of their favorite and most treasured guests aka Steve Gerbies. They bust it up about love, life, science, outer space, and a bunch more!!!
Rank #9: Ep 67- The Storm Card
Shane's back from a hot trip to Boston. He and Matt convene and chat. Subjects include: Boston, our sick new diets, stealing meat from Fogo de Chao, some more embarrassing childhood stories that probably shouldn't be uttered, and of course more!
Rank #10: Ep 26 - Clap Back
Hi :) The dogs Shane and Matt are up to another night cast. This is basically a special life-hack episode. They talk about how to eat good, cultural appropriation, Matt's secret heritage, and some other stuff. Put the oven gloves on...this cast is wayyy too hawt. contact @ email@example.com
Rank #11: Ep 85- Kang On Top
Steve Gerben joins the the legendary Pimpz Matt and Shane and lays down some legendary W.A.X. Hot Topics include: Buying a house with your bae, Shane's Brother-in-law, His NYC living situation, Panic attacks, hemorrhoids, getting pegged and so much more!!!!!
Rank #12: Ep 121- Wolf Stats
Shane makes the trek down from his homeland and convenes with a dark wizard. Truths are shared. Facts are dropped.
Rank #13: Ep 118- The Lazarus Cast AKA Soft Punches Turn to Kisses (with Preamble)
Never again boyz and their cool but prolly weird girlfriends. Never GODDAMN AGAIN. WE RIDE FOREVER!!!!!!!! IF I GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL AND END UP LOSING 20 G's WHO FUGGIN CARES!!!!
Rank #14: Ep 45 - Pewdie Pie
The Dogz crawl down into the den with one of their boyz and talk about Pewdiepie, Joe Pa, and some other stuff. Then Matt and Shane have a presidential-style debate to see who is more liberal. The whole thing devolves into a three-way battle royale argument that somehow morphs into a discussion where everyone on the cast plans out their ideal politically-driven suicide. Also, Matt's mic pops a little throughout. We're working on that. Be patient.
Rank #15: Ep 5- Trump and Kanye, The Ultimate Alliance
Shane drops some big business news on the Podcast and things, real big things, develop from there.
Rank #16: ep 16 - My dog is not gay
Matt and Shane go off on an excursion to see the super important, highly relevant, must-see, very average, horror/satire "Get Out," giving you an in-depth look into the storm of pseudo praise coming from the white-pussy-hive-mind's current online Yasss-fest.
Rank #17: Ep 6- MTV's New Years Resolutions: For White Men Only
Matt welcomes Shane back from foreign soils (Maryland) where they discuss a s****y viral video straight out of the epicenter of dorky losers: MTV, where the struggling network forms an evil alliance with the alt-left, releasing hateful propaganda for people who like to write really long Facebook comments. .
Rank #18: Ep 73 - The Great Debate
The homies get into the basement and talk shop. The girls at the dunk contest, Reddit shout outs, Science Fairs, Shane's Tweets, AWAFA's, The Drug War, The mysterious black practice of walking along the street and not the sidewalk and MORE!!
Rank #19: Ep 30 - The Tokyo Partners
Matt and Shane's first night in the new place. Cidey's are flowing and the Pod is sounding better than ever. They talk general shop, about the drunk reporter lady at Helium, funny news from China and a lot more. You da best for listening.
Rank #20: Ep 14- A better effort from all of you...
Shane and Matt meet in secret, the day after Valentine's to discuss the UAE space program, our s****y listeners, and our vision for the podcast.