Rank #1: Ep 45 - Pewdie Pie
The Dogz crawl down into the den with one of their boyz and talk about Pewdiepie, Joe Pa, and some other stuff. Then Matt and Shane have a presidential-style debate to see who is more liberal. The whole thing devolves into a three-way battle royale argument that somehow morphs into a discussion where everyone on the cast plans out their ideal politically-driven suicide. Also, Matt's mic pops a little throughout. We're working on that. Be patient.
Rank #2: Ep 106-Gerbie's Grool
The D.A.W.G.Z. summon one of their favorite and most treasured guests aka Steve Gerbies. They bust it up about love, life, science, outer space, and a bunch more!!!
Rank #3: Ep 59 - Triggered by Star Wars
Matt and Shane discuss Matt's s****y weekend, Shane's decent weekend, the new Star Wars, Shane getting triggered by a video game, and a bunch more.
Rank #4: Ep 66 - Gimme a Juicer
Matt and Shane raise their goblets to their beloved birds and quickly get do to business. They chat about Justin Timberlake, men in spandex at the gym, the used panty trade, the old way of discarding a dead dog, Rose McGowan, Giving Canadians chewing tobacco.
Rank #5: Ep 4- Cross-Fit Dudes
Shane wakes up from a horrible dream where his girlfriend admits to cheating and it spins him into a dark universe of paranoia against her Cross-fit exercise buddies.
Rank #6: Ep 30 - The Tokyo Partners
Matt and Shane's first night in the new place. Cidey's are flowing and the Pod is sounding better than ever. They talk general shop, about the drunk reporter lady at Helium, funny news from China and a lot more. You da best for listening.
Rank #7: Ep 79 - PiMp$, Hoggz, N Double saws
The almighty D.A.W.G.Z. discuss Iceberg Slims auto-bio, Pizza Gate, Kanye joining Trump(Which by the way we predicted in an earlier eppie---tomorrow's news today, I'm just sayin), Shania Twains apology, and Thomas Sowell's Black Redneck's theory.
Rank #8: Ep 38- Dong Wax
Matt and Shane clasp hands after being separated for a week. They catch up and discuss Shane's time in Boston. After that Matt pitches Shane a new product (dong wax), they discuss the new all trans-coast guard, and the hallowed ground of Gettysburg. Also, some s**t got f****d up with the music. At 1:06 the ending music got in there and I can't erase it. So when that happens don't freak. It's just for a few seconds. Other than that. This is a chill ass eppie.
Rank #9: Ep 92- Lights, Camera, Action
Sorry to interrupt this usually sick description, but I have an announcement to make: The cast has entered the visual dimension. Meaning this: We now film it. Meaning this: If you are one of our Patreon Gods you get to see the video footage + a little bonus post-cast chat after. Don't worry tho. If you're just a reggie listener nothing changes. The cast will still make it to your ears and hearts. Just not your eyes. For you are blind in the land of the Secret Cast.
Rank #10: RIP Carrie Fisher: You were a babe
Shane returns from Christmas and showcases all his sick ass gifts. A dinosaur bone collector is confronted about her weird job and a a lonely apartment dweller faces the most important decision of his life...
Rank #11: Ep 94- Saurian Greed
Fresh off the live cast the D.A.W.G.Z. are joined by Dan Soder for an old fashioned romp around. Topics include: Breaking up, porn fetishes, disabled wrestlers, Joe Rogan (*possibly*) being approached by the CIA, and more!!!!
Rank #12: Ep 57 - The 48 Laws of Lauer
Shane's comin' off a hot weekend and joins Matt in the basement where they discuss their yoga practices, opening their chakras, adult male roommates, Shane's upcoming Bday (this weekend), Matt Lauer, Male and female circumcision, and much more!
Rank #13: Ep 113- Daemons
Da D.@.W.G.Z. are coming off recording another ep and what do they do? They roll one out for the masses. Topics include: crushing your demons, soulja boy comeback, Gilette commercial, psyching your babe out during an argument, and a muhfuggin history lezzon so listen up, ya hert?
Rank #14: Ep 11- Special Guest: Dan Soder
Dag...Sick ass episode with a sick ass guest...After chatting with Dan Soder, Matt and Shane totally trash the women's march--just kidding. We don't do that at all. We talk about sex, relationships, purity, pulling out---all things love--- and then dribble into other subjects like the inner workings of Matt's mind and Shane's weekend at the yacht club. Also, for you non-comedian civilians, check out Dan Soder's s**t. He's funny. A lot of comedians, even professional ones, kinda suck, but he doesn't. Check him out and go to his shows.
Rank #15: Ep 111- Wounded
Da D.A.W.G.Z. come into the Christian calendar New Year bubbling with new and lively ideas. Shane is Keto. Mat is PB ...but that doesn't mean their problems have gone away...oh no...why would they?...why would the universe be anything but wicked to its two favorite children? Does it do these things to test them?? Is that what this is about???????
Rank #16: Ep 97- Feel Da Luh
The D.A.W.G.Z. rise even further beyond the already unimaginable heights and deliver a sermon. Topics include Norm's appearance on The View, Shane's luh life, brain science, AI and MORE MORE MORE MORE!
Rank #17: Ep 5- Trump and Kanye, The Ultimate Alliance
Shane drops some big business news on the Podcast and things, real big things, develop from there.
Rank #18: Ep 42 - We're Smart Now
In an unending attempt to become the Joe Rogan Podcast, Shane and Matt bring on their smartest friend, Steve Gerben, so he can blow our minds with knowledge. Subjects include: Antifa, science, politics, penile ringworm, tanning.
Rank #19: ep 16 - My dog is not gay
Matt and Shane go off on an excursion to see the super important, highly relevant, must-see, very average, horror/satire "Get Out," giving you an in-depth look into the storm of pseudo praise coming from the white-pussy-hive-mind's current online Yasss-fest.
Rank #20: Ep 24 - A Secret within a secret
The dawgs start their usual podcast and then something very strange happens, something beyond their control. This cast is very, very tricky. Pay close attention and be ready for wherever it takes you.