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Abridged, cut the fluff, add the BUFF

By Lord Cantido - Oct 30 2016
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This, is the best way to catch up with the Drunks and Dragons podcast. While it is abridged yes... it's editted so cleanly that it still leaves in those things that bring such laughter to us as fans and listeners. You may know the story, but sometimes you need a bit more, and by more I mean less, because come on. Drunks and Dragons has turned into a long long saga, and even Dragonball Z was shortned at some point. I mean, the guys on youtube did it and it sounds AMAZ?ING and still funny. come now, don't be shy. The dragon doesn't bite.

A sly flourish of fun

By Deadliest envelope - Feb 10 2016
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All the fun if my favorite drunks with out the soul crushing amount of time

iTunes Ratings

32 Ratings
Average Ratings
29
1
1
0
1

Abridged, cut the fluff, add the BUFF

By Lord Cantido - Oct 30 2016
Read more
This, is the best way to catch up with the Drunks and Dragons podcast. While it is abridged yes... it's editted so cleanly that it still leaves in those things that bring such laughter to us as fans and listeners. You may know the story, but sometimes you need a bit more, and by more I mean less, because come on. Drunks and Dragons has turned into a long long saga, and even Dragonball Z was shortned at some point. I mean, the guys on youtube did it and it sounds AMAZ?ING and still funny. come now, don't be shy. The dragon doesn't bite.

A sly flourish of fun

By Deadliest envelope - Feb 10 2016
Read more
All the fun if my favorite drunks with out the soul crushing amount of time
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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons

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Rank #1: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 4

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 4.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

Thom, Tum, Aludra and Junpei enter the ramshackle town of New Newfoundland Land and meet Ballard, the village elder. As the group presses Ballard for information about the nearby holdfast, a sudden bolt of energy from the sky petrifies Junpei! Ballard claims local wood elves are to blame and offers to store Junpei with others the wood elves have cursed while the rest of the group seeks out a cure and liberates the town’s provisions. Thom threatens vengeance if Ballard is lying… Read More

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart (spudcam.com).

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Feb 17 2016

20mins

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Rank #2: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 3

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 3.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

The party ventures into the woods and sets up camp. They set a watch and Junpei goes first since he is the most durable. Aludra is still in bear form and Tum is weirdly into this. They all rest and for some reason decide to go back to the holdfast they just escaped from. But there are way more zombie hulks this time Thom and Tum do an extremely roundabout way of scouting. Thom throws Tum into the air to see what he can see. They roll poorly but Tum manages to catch himself just in time for everybody to realize what a complicated idea this was. Tum does see a town in the distance and they decide to go there instead of the holdfast. However they run into a bunch of Giant Spiders on the way. After defeating a ton of spiders they find some loot on a dead guy in a spider cocoon. Almost everybody gets real armour (except for Junpei) or at the very least more than a headband to wear.

Editing help this week comes from Cody Boker (@codedude3).

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Feb 12 2016

16mins

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Rank #3: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 15 – A Pirate’s Life for Me

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 15.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

The adventurers approach the pirate’s cove unnoticed, and just when they are discussing what to do Thom jumps up and yells, “Ahoy, maties!” Four scalawags approach, and Tum tells them they are looking for Hookbeard in order to join his crew and sail to Caer

Editing help this week comes from Michael Raquino.

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Mar 15 2016

13mins

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Rank #4: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 6 – The Return of the Eight Legged Freaks

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 6.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

The gang speaks with Ballard and learns that the holdfast they escaped from is called Shadowspar Keep, and that it is ruled by a certain Lord Milnor with the assistance of a lackey named Thokas who makes frequent journeys to Mastwick. Our favorite verbally abusive elf friend Luccan informs the gang that there was a zombie hulk raid on his village two nights ago. Though his people killed most of them, the undead leader managed to escape. Luccan also tells them of a “place of power” deep in the forest… Read More

Editing help this week comes from Matt Spurlin, @punk1290 and David L. Stewart (spudcam.com).

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Feb 20 2016

22mins

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Rank #5: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 17 – Welcome to Caer!

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 17.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

After the Kraken fight the boat is approaching Caer when the sky splits wide open and Junpei is abducted by other Githyanki. The party shrugs, arrives in Caer and sells the body of the Kraken to Raphael the painter/fisherman. They then venture over to Xantac’s Magic Shop on the advice of Xantolin. Xantac turns out to be an elitest dick who kills puppies and makes Dog Sausage. Also he has really high prices. The party says their catchphrase “So we’re going to rob this bitch right?” and go back that night to rob the store. The party gets a number of really awesome magic items, including a Bag of Holding, Battle Crazed Greatsword, and Instant Campsite. But as they are about to leave, Xantac catches them red handed.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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Mar 19 2016

21mins

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Rank #6: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 43 – The Raging Storm

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 43.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

Bewildered by their most recent very near death experience, the party confronts Ros about her seemingly newfound powers. She reveals that she used to work as an assassin, but decided to become asimple boatwoman after she found she enjoyed killing too much. Thom is understandably confused and aroused. Harper shows Ros his secret for dealing with a dark past and gives her a pill of basilisk dung to eat. As Ros starts to trip balls they head to a nice inn for some wining, dining and burpees.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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Aug 29 2016

22mins

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Rank #7: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 32 – I HATE GNOLLS

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 32.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

Despite the pain of Tum‘s death and Junpei‘s departure being fresh, Ros is ever the businesswoman and needs the party’s approval on some new hires. They weed through the chaf and eventually decide on Winston and Harper. Winston because he is burly and strong. Harper because he almost simultaneously melts Ros and Aludra’s panties off with his good looks. The party also meets Bucky, a plucky Githyanki orphan.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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Jun 11 2016

15mins

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Rank #8: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 22: A Hysterical Dragonborn

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 22.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

them to the west wing where there are clerics of Bane. The party successfully herds Thom to the west wing where they find that only a cleric of Arathas could help Thom. The party makes their way to the Temple of Arathas of which Fennekin is the head…

Editing help this week comes from Gerry Abesamis (@photo_generous).

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Apr 14 2016

22mins

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Rank #9: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 12 – Not Quite Through the Woods

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 12.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

Bolstered by their new abilities, Aludra, Tum, Junpei and Thom hastily arm themselves to face the sudden orc attack. As arrows begin to fly, Junpei accuses Thom of sleeping while on watch, making the group an easy target for their foes. Thom bristles at the slight to his honor and turns his anger on the orcs, launching a furious attack. It brings no aid to Junpei though, as he is struck down by the orc archers…

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.
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Mar 08 2016

16mins

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Rank #10: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 37 – Mastwick Chronicles

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 37.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

The party arrives in Mastwick, so much older and (debatably) wiser than the last time they were there. A greasy elf named Niles Blackwater meets them on the docks and asks them to help him find Bercy Hamhands for the Darkblades. They decide to do it, partly for the memory of Tum and mostly for the money.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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Jul 09 2016

24mins

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Rank #11: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 24 – Maps and Mystery

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 24.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

The party goes to the local library aka the Temple of Ioun looking for information about the The Brazier of Worlds, The Whip of Binding and The Orb of Endless Power. Through some excellent secret info delivery on Thrifty ‘s part we find that Thom learns something about House Vidalis, and Tum learns something about Captain Blindy. They find out information about The Lost Island, and The Crypt of Sinu The Red

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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May 03 2016

16mins

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Rank #12: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 13 – A Dwarf, Dragonborn and a Githyanki Walk into a Bar…

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 13.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

Our adventurers enter the gates of Mastwick, discovering there are still some hurt feelings about the orc battle. They stable Daisy the mule; and an unremarkable man bumps into Tum, although once he checks he realizes he hasn”t been pickpocketed. Aludra, Junpei, and Thom go in front of Tum, acting as a guard, and enter The Foaming Tankard. Then, Aludra turns around and discovers…

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.
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Mar 10 2016

23mins

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Rank #13: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 7 – The Next Level

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 7.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

A bright flash of light heralds Aludra’s return from communing with the Primal Beast. The nature spirit saw the group’s need for a defender, and has transformed Aludra into a Warden. However, she has lost the power to shape shift, and Thom is no longer aroused by her if she can”t turn into a bear. Despite her newfound powers, she has not regained her memories. The rest of the group discovers they have increased in power as well, and spend some time exploring their new abilities… Read More

Editing help this week comes from Carly Shields, @animat3dm3 and David L. Stewart (spudcam.com).

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Feb 23 2016

16mins

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Rank #14: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 33 – What Rhymes with Crag Mon?

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 33.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

Bucky leads the party to the Forbidden Temple and on the way admits that he has been inside and knows about some of the traps. Also on the way Thom and Aludra question him about his dead ass parents. Bucky gets upset and Aludra adopts him on the spot while Harper is taking a dump in a field.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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Jun 30 2016

19mins

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Rank #15: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 11 – An Intense Headache

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 11.

Editing help this week comes from Gerry Abesamis (@photo_generous).

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Mar 03 2016

10mins

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Rank #16: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 10 – The Long Hallway

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 10.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

In Shadowspar KeepThe party finds themselves in a large trap where the floor is constantly moving towards a wall of spikes. Much acrobatics and collisions happen before Tum opens a door at the end of the hall and they escape. They then fight and defeat Lord Milnor and some more robots.

Editing help this week comes from Gerry Abesamis (@photo_generous).

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Mar 01 2016

12mins

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Rank #17: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 38 – Smash and Grab

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 38.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

After determining that there are two people sleeping in Old Mrs. Hamhands apartment, Niles deftly picks the lock (despite Harper breathing down his neck). They burst in and proceed to fight Bercy Hamhands while Old Mrs. Hamhands jumps out the window. During the fight, Niles makes him way into the other room where he finds the sacks of gold Bercy stole. Much to the party’s dismay, he grabs the gold, also jumps out the window and escapes into the night. The party defeats Bercy and then wonders what the hell to do next.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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Jul 12 2016

18mins

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Rank #18: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 36 – No Rest for the Wicked

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 36.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

Tails between their legs (literally for Thom) the party heads back to the boat after almost dying at the hands of the elder black dragon. However they do have The Whip of Binding and their new son/nephew Bucky. The boat casts off and they leave The Lost Island heading for Mastwick.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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Jul 07 2016

18mins

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Rank #19: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 23 – The Beasts in the Streets

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 23.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

The party exits the Temple of Arathas to be confronted by Primpel Thumble and Screechy Thumble outside. Primpel informs Tum that he will kill him for visiting Fennekin and be rewarded by Trant. The party defeats those two plus a bunch of guards. Thom takes Screechy’s arms to add to his collection.

Editing help this week comes from Wes Cordell.

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Apr 30 2016

15mins

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Rank #20: The Abridged Drunks and Dragons – Episode 34 – Teamwork, the Deadliest Weapon

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 34.

Synopsis from the Drunks and Dragons Wiki:

The gang is surprisingly successful at fighting the Black Dragon. This is mostly because they really all start to embrace their combat roles with Harper controlling, Aludra tanking and Thom buffing. Thom’s bardic nature starts to show itself and he does an admirable job not getting killed. Aludra gets blasted quite a bit by acid breath but she withstands it like the brick house she is.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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Jul 02 2016

14mins

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