Rank #1: Ep. 167 - Two Shootings?!?
What is it, gun christmas??
Rank #2: Ep. 111 - The forbidden zone
its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it
Rank #3: Ep. 19 - Rape Science
We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about.
Rank #4: Ep. 17 - Old Friends
I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don't want to get into specifics but let's just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking about it and they had nothing to discuss anyways so I feel like I came out the hero in this one.
Rank #5: Ep. 145 - Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)
MACK WELDON PROMO CODE: CUMTOWN20
Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli's Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend. Also the return of our beloved sponsor Mack Weldon.
Rank #6: Ep. 16 - Back In Business
After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn't been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we've already covered on the podcast.
Rank #7: Ep. 26 - CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!!
The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam gets to talk a lot on this episode because he reads the news like a bitch.
Rank #8: Ep. 165 - Epstein murdered
Rank #9: Ep. 143 - Empire
I cant keep track of which episode is which. I'm sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again
Rank #10: Ep. 7 - Autism Powers
Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. We discuss this elusive Dickfield character. And I think we mention that new Independence Day movie.
Rank #11: Ep. 144 - my girl
the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like "my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat pussy nshit, lookin like it be stung by some fuckin bees nshit"
Rank #12: Ep. 48 - The Greatest Riff Of All Time
Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I'm burned out and didn't want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we're back in full force, with what might be the best riff we've ever done on the show, all the way at the end of this episode. Stay tuned.
Rank #13: Ep. 28 - How Many Y'all Like Sex
I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of details of mid-nineties television shows so I tanked the episode on purpose by being upset.
Rank #14: Ep. 133 - grandma's boy
dam that movie was funny as hell lol
Rank #15: Ep. 162 - Almost
Just a little bit longer
Rank #16: Ep. 6 - Not Soon Enough
The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he's not as bad this time.
Rank #17: Ep. 141 - Na Trioblóidí
stavs back baby. baby back ribs. bbq sauce
Rank #18: Ep. 148 - Jussie Mueller Extravaganza
wow im pissed and racist
Rank #19: Ep. 27 - Adam's Last Stand
As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism.
Rank #20: Ep. 10 - Killing Garfield
Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn't have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger rescheduled. Amber Frost (of the Baffler and some other places) joined in. Amber is cool but we wasted her insight by making her talk about gay shit that we like. We're gonna do a bonus episode this week to make up for it.