Rank #1: Snooki, Rude Jude, and Maslowe's Hierarchy of Needs
Snooki (2:15:30) and her co-host Joey Camasta stop by to talk about Jersey Shore, getting punched in the head, Vinny & Pauly on Double Shot at Love, her appearance at Wrestlemania, and why it's hard to learn Spanish even if you were born in Chile. Rude Jude (1:30:45) comes by to talk GHB, weed, Action Bronson, and who he'd fight at Rough N Rowdy. Feits and KFC breakdown the Tampa Bay Lighting loss and other epic collapses, then play The Office with suggestions from Nate (beer vendors), Kmarko (Maslowe's Hierarchy), Hubbs (Chris Sale) and Super Producer BC (Flat Earth). Voicemails include: metabolism vs tolerance, school girl fetish, and cry boners.
Rank #2: KFCRadio: 300
It's the 300th episode of KFC Radio, Kevin and Feits are joined by a special guest to help celebrate. The guys run through the Barstool front page, 'Family Guy' gives Barstool a shout out. Martellus Bennet is so unbelievably selfish you can't help but respect it. Dildo's are secretly recording audio of people cumming. T-Pain is a firm believer in the JJO movement. Rebel Wilson's experience of sexual harassment from a fan is BIZARRE. Donald Trump had an all time tweet coming after Kim Jung Un. Voicemails include: boyfriend mad at girlfriend for jerking off. Guy wants his girlfriend to sleep with other guys. Who from Barstool would you take to conquer a planet? Jerking off with spit. Thank you to our Sponsors: Felix Gray - FELIXGRAYGLASSES.com/KFC to try a pair of Felix Gray computer glasses and discover a smarter way to work. Seat Geek - Download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code KFC today. That's promo code KFC for $10 off your first SeatGeek purchase. Mugsy Jeans - Use code KFC at mugsyjeans.com to get $10 plus a pack of Big League Chew Dollar Shave Club is basically giving away their ‘Sh*t, Shower, Shave' Starter Set to new members! For only $5, this starter set features their Executive Razor and 3 trial-sized versions of their most popular products. Dollarshaveclub.com/kfc
Rank #3: KFCradio: We're On
KFC addresses the KFC Radio audience. Voicemails start at 22:30 and include: getting drunk at the holiday party, WYR live in colonial times or the year 2500, and a wonderful day for a tea party
Rank #4: KFCRadio: Cuddle Puddle
Donald Trump doesn't believe in fitness and thinks we are all batteries and it is actually not a bad theory. Big Ballers vs Small Ballers, man vs boy, pirate vs knight vs cowboys, RIP Avril Lavigne, deep house music and cuddle puddles.
Rank #5: KFCRadio: Little Saturday from Brazen Fox
KFC and Feitelberg visit Brazen Fox again for another round of Little Saturday. Coley Mick joins in to talk Phil Jackson and The Knicks. KFC Mailbox topics include: Tall guys dating short girls, get out of jail free cards, traveling to Philly to have sex and getting denied, "fly-out" culture, and friend being MAYBE gay
Rank #6: KFCradio: Mike Stud, Gay Pat, Rough N Rowdy Predictions and the Mount Rushmore of Porn
Mike Stud comes through to re-hash the battle rap between KFC and El Pres, talk about the video for his BANGER Honolulu and how he might change his name. Gay Pat previews his #RNR4 fight and what he'll do if he wins. Voicemails include: is underwear a dealbreaker, dating a European racist, getting botox, and Casting Couch vs Fake taxi Episode presented by: Mile 22 in theaters Aug 17th Omaha Steaks search "KFC" for 80% off Leesa leesa.com/barstool sav $160 Superchewer superchewer.com/kfcradio for 50% off 1st month FIXD listentomycar.com promo code KFC for 10% off
Rank #7: Guys We F****d, Marcia Clark, and #MAILTIME: Greatest Twitter Days
The girls from Guys We F****d, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (52:30), dropped by to talk about Chris Distefano's sexual performance, getting in on podcasting early, peeing in the street, Marilyn Manson, and masturbating in prison. Marcia Clark (1:25:48) on the program to discuss OJ and her new show, The Fix. Feits is on the road so we kick it #MAILTIME style and rate the top internet/twitter days of all time, and some Thrones talk. Voicemails (40:31) include: treasure hunt, Mike Trout money, art teachers
Rank #8: KFCRadio: Christian Yelich & Justin Bour
Christian Yelich and Justin Bour from the Miami Marlins stop by to talk about being fat and awkward. Yelich discusses his "alleged" sex tape and Bour wants more people to call him fat. KFC and Feits also compare their weekends and have a revelation about stripper poles
Rank #9: KFCRadio: Blood Pact
Thursday Barstool front page. KFC and Feits are going through the top stories: A couple broke up on a plane causing an emergency landing. Ricin's Flair has revealed he's slept with 10,000 women. Kristaps Porzingis is the face of New York sports. Twitter has expanded to 280 characters. Liangelo Ball caught stealing in China. Voicemails include: Do I tell my tinder date I had a threesome with his friend? Spitting chewing tobacco in a girls mouth. If only dudes are hitting on me, should I become gay? Did I peak after losing my virginity? Trying to hook up with the Dick's Sporting Good's cashier. Thank you to our sponsors: Omaha Steaks - Enter KFC at Omahasteaks.com to get a special deal for only $49.99 Away - For $20 off a suitcase, visit awaytravel.com/kfc Seat Geek - Just download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code KFC today for $10 off your first SeatGeek purchase Five Four Club - Go to fivefourclub.com and enter promo code KFC and they'll give you 50% off our first month's package plus a free pair of sunglasses
Rank #10: KFCRadio: Anywhere But Your Hand
Jared Carrabis gets pulled onto the show to defend his stance against hot chicks. KFC, Feitelberg and Carrabis run through the Barstool front page: Matt Lauer is the newest celebrity accused of sexual harassment, Bosnian war criminal drinks poison at his trial, Suicide machines, Chanel West Coast denied from club. Voicemails include: having sex while listening to KFC Radio. Looking for a sugar daddy. Porn sites getting festive for holidays. Having to apologize for stupid s**t to your girlfriend.... And last was declared in the HALL OF FAME of voicemails, How do I get this guy to cum on me?
Rank #11: KFCRadio: Pat McAfee
The Yankees are dead and KFC is all in on the Houston Astros. Feitelberg is coming off of a weekend bender, getting denied at airports bars. Pat McAfee, the greatest storyteller in the world, joins the program. Pat's drunk alter ego enjoys buying wrestling rings, Australian goats, and apartments. Voicemails include: What is a big dick bandit? Ruined marriage proposal. How long can you go sober? Should I let myself go?
Rank #12: KFCradio: Tinder Hunger Games, Funeral Director Dating, and Young Mantis Red-Shirt Year
Barstool Idol recap and the shocking twist Young Mantis threw in at the end, a man from Mumbai does the 2nd most embarrassing thing any man has done to try to win back a woman, and the Tinder Hunger Games. Voicemails include: the sex life of a funeral director, how much are you allowed to cry in public, and the saga of Two Pump Tom Episode presented by: MGM Go out to MGM Springfield get a few beers and watch a few games for us. Let us know what you think of the place. Simplisafe simplisafe.com/kfcradio OMAX Health OmaxBoost.com/kfc Blue Apron blueapron.com/kfc Leesa leesa.com/barstool MyBookie mybookie.com promo code KFC
Rank #13: KFCradio: You Need New Friends (featuring David Duchovny)
Frankie Borrelli returns to tell us another ridiculous story, plus voicemails and David Duchovny.
Rank #14: Strangest Things: Season 2 Recap (Pt. 2)
Part 2 of the Stranger Things 2 recap with KFC, Feitelberg, Trent and Robbie Fox. Part 1 posted earlier this week. SPOILERS The scene shift to Chicago, why episode 7 sucked, Eleven's new look, the bus scene, Bob and the Demadogs, Eleven's search for her mom, is Billy the new Barb? the weird sports montage, the smoke monster, the snowball, the giant spider and predictions for season 3.
Rank #15: KFCRadio: Glenn Howerton
KFC Radio has its white whale interview with Glenn Howerton of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and AP Bio Feitelberg went to the hospital last night and was dripping blood down the streets of New York. Voicemails include: Sending dick pic to coworker group text, guy cleans himself after sex a little too much, playing cards at the bar, Boss accidentally texted me that I was fired
Rank #16: KFCRadio: KFC Back from Paternity Leave
KFC is BACK from paternity leave and reunited with Feitelberg. The guys compare how different their paternity leaves were. Barstool DVR covers Ozark, Game of Thrones, and Dunkirk. Voicemails include having sex with a girl who's boyfriend is in jail, girlfriend's list of girls that her boyfriend is not allowed to talk to, how to split rent with your girlfriend and how to juggle multiple girlfriends as a minor league baseball player.
Rank #17: KFCRadio: Adam DeVine, Anders Holm & Blake Anderson
The Workaholics comes through to talk about their new movie on Netflix and answer voicemails. KFC and Feits take on a zombie conspiracy, a farting 70 year old, and public displays of affection
Rank #18: KFCRadio: Life in a Lightbulb
On today's episode Young Pageviews joins KFC and Feitelberg to mourn the loss of porn star August Ames and talk favorite porn scenes of all time. The guys run through Barstool front page: a picture of Tupac's dick was sold for over 7 thousand dollars. Aaron Boone named the new manager of the Yankees. Mike Pence ratted on his fraternity in college for having a keg. James Dolan allegedly was a aware of Harvey Weinstein's sexual abuse. Voicemails include: Getting out of dressing like an elf for your office Christmas party. Going on a date with a guy who doesn't drink. Toe f*****g. Cum girl calls back to give some more background of her story. Living in a light bulb.
Rank #19: KFCradio: Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen joins the show to discuss his early start in comedy with Judd Apatow, who he thinks the funniest people are in entertainment, what he would do if he was stuck between James Franco and Jonah Hill, and his recent comedy special Hilarity for Charity. Afterward, YP joins the show to talk about nut belly and your voicemails. Voicemails include: How many 5'9" guys to beat Conor MacGregor, is anal gay and sperm bank donation. FabFitFun fabfitfun.com promo code: KFC DKMS Text BARSTOOL to 50555 Away awaytravel.com/kfctravel Leesa leesa.com/barstool ButcherBox butcherbox.com/kfc
Rank #20: KFCRadio: Hank Azaria
Hank Azaria of the new smash hit "Brockmire" on IFC stops by to chat about the show, Mets misery, Amanda Peete, the Simpsons, and hating how good looking Tom Brady is. Also #NeverGrowUp all the stuff you used to love as a kid and for some reason stopped doing