Rank #1: Ep81 - Cum Town
This is an interesting podcast. It seems like it's for 14 year olds, but for some reason it has thousands of fans. Andy (the GOAT) is back and he doesn't understand the mass appeal at all. We also address the recent shit storm from Twitter over our review of Everyone Has A Podcast (EHAP). Holy shit they suck. Zero sense of humor. We don't usually say this but fuck those assholes. They suck. For reelz. It's embarrassing.
Nov 06 2017
Rank #2: Ep107 - Opie Radio
This week the topic of conversation is Gregg "Opie" Hughes, well known from the Opie and Anthony show. Gregg was fired from Sirius XM in 2017 but he's back in 2018 with... a terrible podcast.
There's no flow, nothing interesting, no rhyme or reason for this show to exist. Guys in their 50s and 60s stand around and make small talk. Brother Wease must be proud of his protégé.
Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show to agree with everything Karl has to say. And she's right!
May 27 2018
Rank #3: Ep14 - Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Kevin and Karl review a podcast called Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!, episode entitled "Rachel Bloom". Kevin loves the production values and occasionally chuckles at the jokes while Karl wishes the entire show would die in a fire. Bill Curtis and Tom Bodett are featured on the show and Kevin discloses that their velvet voices are fan-wank material. Karl does his best to educate us all on song writing theory in a constructive and helpful way. Carlos Santana is talked about for some reason and Kevin is as white as old dog poo. All this and more on this week's WATP!
May 16 2016
Rank #4: Ep09 - Mancow Morning Show
Kevin and Karl review the Mancow Morning Show, the April 1st, 2016 episode. If you're unfamiliar with Mancow, he does a radio show out of Chicago and is apparently a self-proclaimed "American Badass". The real truth is that he and the show are the worst, most cliched version of a "morning zoo" radio program straight out of 1996. How this is still on the air is beyond us. Enjoy our review and utter-disgust at Mancow and his crew.
Apr 10 2016
Rank #5: Ep106 - The Howard Stern Show
Crosier is back, and this time it's to discuss the Ronnie Mund Show. Also featured on this show is a guy named Howard Stern. We both ramble on and on about a bunch of stuff. We definitely didn't talk enough about how awesome Richard Christy is at drumming or how insufferable Lena Dunham is. Next time.
Baba booey! Baba booey! Howard Stern's penis! Hit 'em with the Hein!
May 20 2018
Rank #6: Ep32 - Rover's Morning Glory
The boys are back and this week they have a doozy... or a "Duji" as it were. We reviewed the radio show/podcast, Rover's Morning Glory. It's a morning zoo-style radio show from Cleveland. Did we like it? Do we like ANY morning zoo shows? The answer to those questions rhymes with "fo" (it's NO for the layperson). Karl had a lot of fun with the bumpers and production of the show and Kevin... well didn't have any fun with anything. Join us again for a deep dive into the poo-pool of morning radio and all the hacky stuff you've come to love.
Oct 10 2016
Rank #7: Ep116 - The Anthony Cumia Show
This week we recap what happened during our appearance on the Anthony Cumia Show last week. We even play the audio from our guest spot. But that's just the beginning.
Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to discuss the latest with Rich Vos and his appearance on Comedy at the Carlsoncast. We listen to a review from The Wicked Theory Podcast. We hear Jim Norton and Sam Roberts bash Opie. Then we review the latest Opie Radio Podcasts from the Podcast Movement in Philadelphia.
All of this and more on WATP! Go podcasting!
Aug 13 2018
Rank #8: Ep132 - Call Her Daddy
Barstool Sports has been synonymous with average sports talk for years. But they realized something was missing. And that something was apparently... skanks. Well, problem solved.
Cros and Anndeee join the show this week to review a painful-to-listen-to d*ck tease show. We also update everyone on how terrible Stuttering John's career is going and, of course, hang out at Gebhard's with Opie and the gang.
Dec 09 2018
Rank #9: Ep73 - The Adam Carolla Show
Cros shows up to do the heavy lifting while we review one of the most popular podcasts of all time. And by all time we mean since 2009. It's not that impressive. Karl is a fan of the pod, Cros used to be a fan but stopped for many reasons that will become evident quickly and then slowly. After an exhaustive review of the show they play a new track from their band the Isotopes - www.theisotopes.com.
Sep 10 2017
Rank #10: Ep124 - Opie Radio Revisited
This week Andy and his brother Joe join the show to analyze and review a two part Opie podcast featuring Stuttering John and Jackie the Jokeman. Wow, this line-up would have been great... if this was 1998! Get it?
We also play some clips of my appearance on The Dick Show and take a victory lap. We discuss pooping at work and why long emails are paralyzing.
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Oct 14 2018
Rank #11: Ep55 - S-Town
This week on WATP we tackle the highly popular podcast, S-Town. If you're a fan of S-Town then you know that listening and reviewing just episode 1 might not capture everything but Kevin and Karl do their best to introduce you to John B. Mclemore and his series of unfortunate events. Enjoy yer gooch meat!
Apr 17 2017
Rank #12: Ep48 - The Anna and Susannah Show
It's Super Bowl week and WATP upped the testosterone by reviewing a show with two female hosts called The Anna and Susannah Show. These are a couple of funny ladies who joke about pregnancies and other things that probably don't need to be joked about. Oh, did we mention they are also super religious... because that's fun too. Kevin and Karl have fun with some ecards and Shaq stops by. It's a hoot, people.
Feb 06 2017
Rank #13: Ep133 - The Biggest Problem in the Universe
This week we review one of my all-time favorite podcasts, TBPITU, featuring hosts Maddox and Dick Masterson. Heads up, things might get confusing because joining us to analyze the show is Dick!
We take a deep dive into Dick's old show, take a peek at what Maddox is doing currently, discuss appearing on bonus episodes of other podcasts, and talk about talking about pro wrestling. It's a marathon. If I was a smart podcaster I would have turned this into a two parter. Sh*t, why did I just think of that now?
Dec 16 2018
Rank #14: Ep163 - Why Won't You Date Me?
This week we listen to two women talk about how amazing they both are. Unfortunately, no one acknowledges the elephants in the room.
Dick Masterson joins the show to discuss many topics: Nicole Byer (who assaulted him once), planets, Maddox's last podcast, Crippled Jesus's show, Opie's porn preferences, and butthurt karaoke fans. Thanks to Crippled Jesus for coming on! Sorry Had. Check out dick.show!
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Jul 21 2019
Rank #15: Ep120.5 - The Alex Jones Show (Rebroadcast)
We're taking this week off but that doesn't mean you have to. Join Cros and Karl as they discuss all things Alex Jones. Back in February, you could actually listen to his show. Of course now our technology overlords have decided that this content isn't good for us. Thanks Google!!
We'll be back next week to review My Favorite Murder. Consider that your official teaser.
Sep 16 2018
Rank #16: Ep155 - Bertcast
Every single stand-up comedian has a podcast. Every single one. I've listened to most of them. It turns out, the ability to write and perform jokes in front of an audience does not translate to podcasting in any single way.
This week Cros joins the show to prove Bert Kreischer is terrible at podcasting. We also tackle Opie's float tank adventure, No Agenda making fun of Opie, Stuttering John's Howard Stern exclusive, and multiple cringes. Happy Memorial Day, kisses.
May 26 2019
Rank #17: Ep141 - The Last Podcast on the Left
Three guys make jokes about Nazis then immediately get uncomfortable about it and talk about 90s sitcom Home Improvement instead. As I type this, this show ranks as the 8th most popular comedy show on iTunes (177 places higher than the Official Podcast).
Kaya joins the show to discuss Nazis, edgelords, Hannah Gadsby (the Opie of standups), Boomer Guy, and more.
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Feb 10 2019
Rank #18: Ep136 - The H3 Podcast
Ethan and Hila Klein are YouTube celebrities trying to interview actual celebrities. The result is exachee what you'd think. Kaya from the Official Podcast joins the show and points out that one of the two hosts (cough) Hila (cough) has a microphone in front of her for no apparent reason. Somehow, Jack Black actually takes the biggest beating in this episode.
We also talk about a recent mention on No Agenda, flat earthers, WATP ep. 88, Ancient Aliens guy, and of course Opie Radio. It's almost too delicious to believe my friend.
Jan 06 2019
Rank #19: Ep29 - My Dad Wrote A Porno
Another week, another podcast reviewed on WATP. This week we had the pleasure of reviewing a podcast we actually really enjoyed called My Dad Wrote A Porno. The premise is simple. A few English folks read passages from an erotic novel written by one of the host's dads. Trust us, it's ridiculous and funny. Kevin and Karl both enjoyed this show thoroughly and pulled a bunch of clips that will hopefully convince you too. Karl shoehorns in another song parody and tells us about his weekend seeing McDonald's themed Black Sabbath cover band, Mac Sabbath. Kevin laughs a lot and says "like" roughly 342 times (we estimated) during the episode. So take that America, we CAN like a podcast as long as it features discussions of a porno nature. Enjoy!
Sep 11 2016
Rank #20: Ep69 - WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
WATP takes a break from punching down and reviews a podcast you may have heard of and possibly heard. WTF with Marc Maron is a good show... but it could be better. Chris joins the show to agree with Karl on every point and also make mouth noises. Still not convinced you should listen to this episode? Here's a selling point, it's way funnier than WTF. Granted, that's not hard to do. Enjoy.
Aug 07 2017