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Betches Media presents Betch Slapped – a hilarious weekly podcast hosted by the three founders and comedic authors behind NY Times best-selling books “Nice is Just a Place in France” and “I Had a Nice Time & Other Lies”. Tune in as the Betches’ exploit celebrity gossip, update you on the latest TV shows, give advice about love, friendship and careers, and share the latest news you should probably give a sh*t about. Keep up with your favorite Betches online at www.Betches.com or on Instagram @betches.

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Betches Media presents Betch Slapped – a hilarious weekly podcast hosted by the three founders and comedic authors behind NY Times best-selling books “Nice is Just a Place in France” and “I Had a Nice Time & Other Lies”. Tune in as the Betches’ exploit celebrity gossip, update you on the latest TV shows, give advice about love, friendship and careers, and share the latest news you should probably give a sh*t about. Keep up with your favorite Betches online at www.Betches.com or on Instagram @betches.

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Aleen is a know it all

By 100pthatbitch - Aug 13 2019
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I used to love the podcast when it was mostly advice on friendships, dating, and work. Now it’s Aleen cutting off jordana and Sami. She always thinks she’s right and can’t accept other opinions that aren’t her own. Please just keep the show with jordana and Sami and mix in more of the advice type talk.

Please

By out $50 - Jul 24 2019
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Stop picking on Jordana!!!!

iTunes Ratings

1156 Ratings
Average Ratings
823
95
63
67
108

Aleen is a know it all

By 100pthatbitch - Aug 13 2019
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I used to love the podcast when it was mostly advice on friendships, dating, and work. Now it’s Aleen cutting off jordana and Sami. She always thinks she’s right and can’t accept other opinions that aren’t her own. Please just keep the show with jordana and Sami and mix in more of the advice type talk.

Please

By out $50 - Jul 24 2019
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Stop picking on Jordana!!!!
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Betch Slapped

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Betches Media presents Betch Slapped – a hilarious weekly podcast hosted by the three founders and comedic authors behind NY Times best-selling books “Nice is Just a Place in France” and “I Had a Nice Time & Other Lies”. Tune in as the Betches’ exploit celebrity gossip, update you on the latest TV shows, give advice about love, friendship and careers, and share the latest news you should probably give a sh*t about. Keep up with your favorite Betches online at www.Betches.com or on Instagram @betches.

Rank #1: #83 Mourning the Death of Avicii & Our Partying Years

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Sami and Jordana mourn the death of Avicii who defined their college years, along with Blackberry. After they briefly discuss the Royal Baby. At 6:38, they begin a brief journey to Bravo land, starting with RHONY. At 15:32, they move on to I Feel Pretty and a discussion of the culture around women's bodies and body positivity. After they plug Diet Starts Tomorrow, the Betches' new podcast about food and wellness. They take a letter from a listener who's been ghosted by her friend after a 4 day bender together in Mexico that went awry. Another listener has qualms with a roommate whose parents pay her rent and is now a life/fitness coach on Insta. This episode was brought to you in partnership with Three Olives Vodka. Enjoy Responsibly.
Apr 24 2018
40 mins
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Rank #2: #2 How To Tell If You’re A F**kgirl

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In our second episode, The Betches discuss the definition of a fkgirl and fckboy, the vice presidential debate (snoozefest!), Kim Kardashian’s robbery, and the new Google phone. We also answer a Dear Betch about dating app text etiquette.

Oct 05 2016
26 mins
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Rank #3: #118 Is Meghan Markle Running A Royal Scam? Ft. Enty Lawyer

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Sami and Aleen are back and joined by the mythical, Enty Laya. At 6:19 Enty explains where he gets his information from and how people become sources for him. At 12:00 they do a deep investigation on Ariana Grande’s good girl image and whether it’s a facade or not. At 22:00 they talk about why there’s been a shift in celebrity partying from the night clubs of Los Angeles to the basement of their homes. At 26:00 they talk about the questionable move by Justin Bieber to not get a prenup with Hailey Baldwin. At 31:10 they talk about the strategy of celebs fabricating debilitating diseases to cover up drug problems. At 37:00 Enty spills the tea on the biggest Kardashian secrets. At 49:00 Enty gives an update on the rising tensions within the royal family.   Thanks to our sponsor, Care/of. For 25% off your first month of personalized Care/of vitamins, visit TakeCareOf.com and enter "Slapped".
Dec 25 2018
1 hour 6 mins
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Rank #4: #71 You Can Still Lose Weight Without a Fitspo Insta

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Sami and Aleen talk about food and weight loss. They talk about the necessary mindset, habits, and how thoroughly unsexy everyone looks waking up early to hit the gym and trim those pounds. In terms of diets, they’ve done it all: carb-free, high-protein, and Halo Top only. Is there anything better than eating out? Of course not, but gaining confidence may be a close second.
Jan 31 2018
46 mins
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Rank #5: #84 When The Group Chat Is Just Too Much

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After briefly plugging every Betches podcast, Jordana and Aleen talk about Vanderpump Rules and reality TV. Jordana points out that if you're going to be on it, don't act like you're above it. The finale of Vanderpump happened last night. They agree that the Tom Tom plot line was awful. At 6:21, they briefly discuss Sweetbitter, a new show on Starz debuting this Sunday, May 6th. At 10:34, they move onto The Handmaid's Tale. Then at 12:30, there's some RHONY talk. They take a letter from a listener at 16;12 regarding a girl's friends who keep getting mad at her when she hooks up with a particular guy. Another listener is worrying she talks to her old friends too much via group chat.
May 01 2018
34 mins
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Rank #6: #81 When's The Right Time to Ask Your Boyfriend About Marriage?

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Jordana and Aleen talk Real Housewives of New York. Jordana recently binge-watched all 10 seasons. After, they talk about Jersey Shore: Family Reunion. They talk about reality TV for awhile and then take a letter from a listener seeking career advice. She's moving to a different city and isn't sure how to break up with her company. A second letter comes from a "relationship virgin" who asks how she should broach talking to her boyfriend about marriage and kids.
Apr 10 2018
40 mins
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Rank #7: #46 The Ultimate Guide To A Mans Brain w/ Jared Freid

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On this episode guest starring Jared Freid, we talk about how single people need passions, The Bachelorette finale, why girls get engaged just to get engaged, and answer a question from a listener in a five year relationship who’s boyfriend doesn’t want to have kids. Should she break up with him?

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Aug 09 2017
58 mins
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Rank #8: #136 Did Prince William Really Cheat On Kate Middleton?

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Sami interrupts your regularly scheduled program to bring you an emergency episode on the royal cheating scandal with an assist from celeb insider, Enty Lawyer. They start by discussing the tea on the alleged Prince William cheating scandal. At 11:00 they talk about whether the feud between Meghan Markle and the Royal Family may be the reason for the rumor of the affair leaking. At 25:40 Enty gives his take on the chaotic new developments in the Britney Spears legal fiasco.
Apr 26 2019
48 mins
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Rank #9: #69 The Quarter Life Crisis

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In 2018's second episode, Sami and Aleen start the show dishing on Vanderpump Rules. After sufficiently calling everyone on Vanderpump delusional, they talk about quarter life crisis, the moment we've all had (or will have) where we're 25-ish and realize we don't identify with our own identity. Don't miss this week's "Dear Betches" which can be summed up as someone asking, "What the f*ck is with all these fitness instagrams?" Hint: it involves crisis. The rest of the ep. deals with very serious questions including what the quarter life crisis looked like before social media, how fat Khloe Kardashian is, and if Aleen would freeze her eggs.
Jan 17 2018
50 mins
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Rank #10: #58 How Much Sex Should I Be Having In My Relationship?

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On this week’s Betch Slapped, Jordana and Sami talk about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume was cultural appropriation and the Kevin Spacey pedophilia scandal. They answer questions from a listener wondering how important sex should be in a relationship and another who wonders if she should see a guy who has a girlfriend. They play games about sharing information on social media and a would your rather about being a millionaire.
Nov 01 2017
38 mins
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Rank #11: #80 Don't Sleep With Anyone You Wouldn't Donate a Kidney To

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After briefly discussing the weather, Sami and Jordana talk about Vanderpump Rules and offensive jokes (Vanderpump talk ends at 18:45). After, they move on to The Weeknd and how his new album references how he almost gave Selena Gomez a kidney. Sami says that it's obvious her heart is still with the Biebs (whose isn't tho?). After they take a letter from a listener asking about a new boyfriend who keeps talking to his ex. They wrap up answering a would you rather involving a guy you've been dating three weeks: donate a kidney or have his baby.
Apr 03 2018
40 mins
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Rank #12: #90 We Need To Talk About Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson

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Aleen and Sami talk about Jax and Brittany getting engaged. There seems to be a gross over-emphasis on the size of their ring. At 6:36, they move on to an even higher profile engagement, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande. Could it be a PR stunt? Nobody knows. At 18:53, they take an email from a listener struggling to get a job; she gets to the last round, but she can't close the deal. What's the problem? At 24:40, they take another letter from a listener asking how to deal with adult friendships. She's annoyed with her unambitious friends - what now? At 31:35, they move onto some games including would you rather have: a mom who is obsessed with your horoscope, or a mom who is obsessed with you keeping your bedtime.
Jun 12 2018
37 mins
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Rank #13: #21 Are You Rich Or Boughie? w/ Stassi Schroeder

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This v special episode featured Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules. We discuss behind the scenes of the show and the Pump Rules cast, debate the definition of "boughie" and answer the Dear Betch of a girl who has a 7 year flirtation with her "guy friend" -- which by the way, are guy friends even real?
Feb 15 2017
31 mins
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Rank #14: #75 How to Know When to Drop Your Friends

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Sami and Jordana briefly mention the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and then move into a discussion about adult friendship. Sure, we all have friends as adults, but why was it so much easier when we were in high school and college? They discuss the nature of these old friendships in adulthood. It's the difference between the friends you want to have dinner alone with and those who you begin to "consciously uncouple" from AKA the losers you're trying to lose.
Feb 27 2018
32 mins
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Rank #15: #97 Why Is Your Wedding My Inconvenience?

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Sami and Jordana are ready to kiss wedding season goodbye. At 2:20, they discuss the very public Jet Blue Bridesmaid dispute. They both agree that the bride is acting a bit extra, but the bridesmaid is also in the wrong for airing a private conversation on Twitter. Sami thinks that some people plan their wedding as a hobby because it’s the most important thing they’ll ever do. At 15:50, they discuss the re-emergence of Meghan Markle’s dad. Sami is not 100 percent sold on Meghan Markle who, for some reason, still refuses to address her family drama. At 19:30, a listener wonders, “how do I tell my friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her even though she probably already knows and is just in denial?” At 24:00, a listener asks, “how do I avoid an ex boyfriend hoping to run into me and win me back?”. At 29:50, they wrap up with some wedding games including Would You Rather: be a bridesmaid for 25 friends or zero?
Jul 31 2018
39 mins
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Rank #16: #127 Is Kris Jenner Behind The Jordyn Woods Drama?

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Sami and Jordana are back and talking about their weekend trip to Colombia, including the peaks and pits of their vacay. At 5:40 they talk about the Oscars, react to Green Book’s controversial best picture win and discuss Lady Gaga’s chemistry with Bradley Cooper. They dive into the Jordyn Woods scandal and share some Kardashian conspiracy theories. Could this all just be a ploy to get Tristan Thompson out of the picture? At 28:30 a listener writes in to ask about going on a trip with friends who want to bring their boyfriends along. Should there have been a convo before they were invited? Another listener asks for advice with running an Instagram account alongside her lazy friend. Is there any good way to tell a friend they’re f*cking up? At 42:40 they close out the show with a game of Guess the Virgin and tell us who they’d like to Betch Slap this week.
Feb 26 2019
48 mins
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Rank #17: #152 Is Miley Cyrus Milking Her Divorce For Publicity?

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Aleen, Jordana and Sami start the show with a recap of their busy weekends. At 15:15 they talk about Miley Cyrus getting divorced from Liam Hemsworth and all the drama that has unfolded since the news dropped. What do you make of Miley and Kaitlynn Carter posting pictures together? At 28:20 they discuss Kid Rock coming for Taylor Swift. Do we like it when our favorite celebrities share their political opinions? Plus, they react to the season premiere of HBO’s Succession. At 44:45 an emailer is sick of people assuming her partner pays for everything. Should you get offended if people think someone else pays for your lifestyle? To finish the show they play The Ranking Game with days of the week, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!
Aug 13 2019
1 hour
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Rank #18: #62 TBH Meghan Markle Is Kind Of Annoying

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This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games involving British royalty vs ‘American Royalty’ and whether or not they’d sign an sexual non-disclosure form.
Nov 29 2017
34 mins
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Rank #19: #74 We Start Fights With Our Boyfriends For No Reason Too

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Jordana and Aleen start off talking about Vanderpump Rules. Is Jax having a mid-life crisis? Who cares? Jax doesn’t care about anyone but himself, so why should we? After, they talk about a letter from a listener whose boyfriend’s mom has begun hustling her boss via LInkedIn— and if she could help her land the gig. They wrap up talking about general couple stuff, like being annoyed with one’s boyfriend.
Feb 20 2018
40 mins
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Rank #20: #86 I Was Blocked By My Ex - Now What?

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It's a beautiful day in NYC. Sami and Jordana talk about the Markle debacle, a dysfunctional family drama of royal proportions. At 16:27, they move on to Met Gala drama. At 17:06, they play a new game called, "What's the deal with?" about Jennifer Aniston. Angelina Jolie is clearly image-obsessed. Sami can't decide whether she'd marry Angie or Jennifer. At 22:50, they take an email from a listener who still has friendly yearnings for an ex who blocked her.
May 15 2018
37 mins
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