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Asking stupid questions so you don't have to. New episodes every Saturday.

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Asking stupid questions so you don't have to. New episodes every Saturday.

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Sex Bots

By ItsB. Rob - Mar 21 2016
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If i didn't have a wife, i'd f**k a bot

Check It Don't Wreck It!!

By The Dumbest Show You Know - Jan 28 2016
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Merry happy time....Be sure to check this one out. Jupiter Boys know whats up!!

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27 Ratings
Average Ratings
25
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1

Sex Bots

By ItsB. Rob - Mar 21 2016
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If i didn't have a wife, i'd f**k a bot

Check It Don't Wreck It!!

By The Dumbest Show You Know - Jan 28 2016
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Merry happy time....Be sure to check this one out. Jupiter Boys know whats up!!
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The Jupiter Boys

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Asking stupid questions so you don't have to. New episodes every Saturday.

Rank #1: 182: The Sum of All (Irrational) Fears | Rapid Rather Round 8

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First, Quinn wants to bring up some reaaaal irrational fears, but the boys find that they're not that irrational at all. Then, Jim is going to do some more Rapid Rathers!

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Win by staying in.

Sep 22 2019

24mins

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Rank #2: 180: Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 7 | The Matrix: Reply All

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First, Quinn has more questions about movies. Then Jim is going to help out his homegirl Lana Wachowski writing the 4th Matrix film. The boys show up in fine form. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Whispers are just the devil's farts. 

Aug 25 2019

24mins

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Rank #3: 144: Harry Potter (Kind of a Dick?!) | Childhood TV Crushes

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Howdy doodies.

On this week's episode, Quinn wants to tarnish Harry Potter as a bad dude like some kind of Death Eater. Then, Jim wants to talk about all the hottest kids' show characters. But like... not kids... obviously. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deh apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Oct 21 2018

26mins

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Rank #4: 128: What Were They Thinking? | Porn Advent Calendar Scavenger Hunt

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First, Quinn wants to talk about things that make you say "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"

Then, Jim wants to talk about tricking yourself into exercising. It slips quickly into Jim's Naughty Bitsssss.

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GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Jun 10 2018

23mins

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Rank #5: 130: WiiSports E-Sports | The Vagitaurus Saga - Part III

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First, Quinn wants to talk about the sport version of E-Sports. Then, Jim continues the Vagitaurus Saga. 

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GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Jun 24 2018

24mins

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Rank #6: 143: Ganja Gigs | Rapid Rather Round 6 - Peanut Butter Hot Dogs

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Welcome children of Jupiter. Pull up a comfortable knob and lay your weary tendrils into a cozy coil. 

First, Jim wants to talk about Canada's upcoming marijuana legalization and the secondary job market that this is going to open up.  Then, Quinn has another Rapid Rather, the game where we play Would You Rather, but sort of quickly. Let us know if there was a particular rather that you REALLY disagreed with. 

Don't forget to check out Go Postal Podcast here.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deh apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Oct 14 2018

27mins

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Rank #7: 085: Dreamy Diary | Double the Damon

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Hey everybody. First, Jim wants to talk about all the stuff he has written in his phone, including a trippy dream he had.

Then Quinn wants to know about all of Jim's most hoped-for crossovers. 

Don't forget to check out THE ANIMAL SAGA at http://bigweasellilweasel.club

You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https://www.thejupiterboys/shop

Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Don't forget to get in touch with us using the hashtag #cherrytimbit Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. That'd be rad as fuck.

Aug 05 2017

22mins

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Rank #8: 079: Double Tenetration | Mortal Nemeses

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First, we talk about how you want your cadaver to be treated. Then, Quinn wants to know how Jim would vanquish his nemesis.

You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https://www.thejupiterboys/shop

Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Don't forget to get in touch with us using the hashtag #cherrytimbit Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. That'd be rad as fuck.

Jun 24 2017

22mins

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Rank #9: 131: Notable Quotables | The Elevator Pitch

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First, Jim wants to test Quinn's knowledge of movies quotes, but can't get out of the 90s. Then, Quinn wants to talk elevator pitches for movies. It's pretty standard Jupiturd nonsense. 

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GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Jul 08 2018

23mins

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Rank #10: 088: Human 2.0 | Wes Anderson's Transformers

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Hey you, Jupiturds. How goes the fight?

First, Jim Possible (Call me, tweet me, if you wanna reach me) wants to know about the improvements one might make to the human body.  Then, Quinterruption drops a director switcheroo dilemma. 

You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https://www.thejupiterboys/shop

Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Don't forget to get in touch with us using the hashtag #cherrytimbit Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. That'd be rad as fuck.

Side note: Why did Kim Possible have a fucking beeper? That show is from like 2003. Nobody was using beepers. 

Aug 26 2017

23mins

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Rank #11: 081: Definitely Not Ready Player One | Preemptive Outrage

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Well howdy ho there Jupiturds. On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about what you'd do in a virtual reality fantasy world.  So basically, the plot of Ready Player One.

Then, Jim wants to talk about how everyone seems in a race to be outraged about things.  So the boys decide to get outraged about some stuff before anyone else.

Don't forget to check out SPIDERS WILL EAT YOUR FACE on Amazon Prime, Instant Watch, and Amazon.com.It's available right now!

You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https://www.thejupiterboys/shop

Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Don't forget to get in touch with us using the hashtag #cherrytimbit Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. That'd be rad as fuck.

Jul 08 2017

23mins

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Rank #12: 178: Lawn Be Gone | Fictional Fight Club

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First, we talk about how lawns are dumb and we need to get rid of them. Then, Quinn wants to pitch fictional characters to fight each other like animals. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever hear a seagull laughing, just run towards the nearest Dairy Queen.

Aug 04 2019

27mins

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Rank #13: 179: Misnomer Do-Over | Flashback Fashion

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On this episode, Jim wants to rename things that are badly named, then Quinn wants to bring back some quinn-tessential throwback fashion. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Aug 17 2019

26mins

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Rank #14: 133: Eat The Dick Shroom | Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 3

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Let's be honest, this one is exactly as weird as it sounds.  First, Jim wants to talk about going to the doctor and making yourself look less 'sick' and more 'cooler than a motherfucker.' Then, Quinn launches into everyone's favourite movie-themed podcast within a podcast.

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GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Jul 22 2018

24mins

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Rank #15: 132 Feat. Mike Fallek: Rapid Rather Round 5! | Hacktopic - Let's Start A Cult (for real)

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Jupiturds, we're so fucking excited to have MIKE FALLEK from HACKTHOUGHT: LET'S START A CULT on the show this week.  

First, Quinn wants to dip into the rapid rather rapids and Mike takes the game very, VERY seriously.  Then, Jim wants to take up the false advertising in Mike's show's title and wants to talk about starting a real, actual cult. 

Thanks again to the very gracious and awesome Mike Fallek, please go check out his show at your earliest convenience. It's funny as fuck and Quinn and I both love it. 

HACKTHOUGHT: LET'S START A CULT

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GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Jul 15 2018

25mins

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Rank #16: 141: Hunting Humane | The Poop Campaign

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I didn't even mean to make the title of this episode rhyme, it just did. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about the ways we can make the animal sports (hunting, fishing, etc.) more humane and maybe even good for the animals... by putting grafitti on them.

Then, Jim wants to talk about ways that the little political parties can get an edge against the mainstream parties with a little creative campaigning.

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GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Sep 30 2018

24mins

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Rank #17: 142: Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 5 | Drug Dealing by Quizno's Salami Mars

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Hey Jupiturds, welcome back!

First, Quinn wants to treat you to another dose of his questions about movies. Then, Jim wants to talk about the best way to deal drugs. Hypothetically, of course. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deh apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Oct 07 2018

24mins

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Rank #18: 086: Missed the Bus | 70 Dwerves

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Hey all, first Quinn wants to talk about the trends we just never seemed to catch on to, and then Jim wants to talk about how many dwarves there actually were up on Snow White. 

You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https://www.thejupiterboys/shop

Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Don't forget to get in touch with us using the hashtag #cherrytimbit Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. That'd be rad as fuck.

Aug 12 2017

21mins

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Rank #19: 140 Feat. BRob: Dick Wrasslin' | Sandwich Lube | White People Nonsense

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Hey everyone, we're mega-stoked to have BRob from the RANDOM RAMBLINGS WITH ROB PODCAST on the show this week!

Rob has been a long-time friend of the show and we've even been on an episode of his that you can check out here.

On today's episode, we make a Rob sandwich out of Boy bread. 

First, Jim wants to talk about making a wrestling persona for him and Quinn and Rob tells the boys about a very special wrestler who fights people... with his dick. 

Then, Rob wants to talk about what kind of spin-offs we'd want to make.

Then, Quinn caps everything off with a history corner where he talks about some crazy white person nonsense. 

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GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Sep 23 2018

36mins

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Rank #20: 084: A Fetish Too Far | Dave Ja Vu and Ross John Feratu

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Howdy Jupiturds.Today, Jim wants to know the fetish that takes you from yum to yuck. What's your 'fetish too far?' 

Then, Quinn wants to talk about a character he made up on the spot called Dave Ja Vu and what kind of wacky adventures he'd get into. 

You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https://www.thejupiterboys/shop

Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

Don't forget to get in touch with us using the hashtag #cherrytimbit Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. That'd be rad as fuck.

Jul 29 2017

22mins

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