Rank #1: Vulnerability, Relationships, & Crazy-Clowning (Answering Earbud Questions)
Breathe it in, folks! Yes, that’s the sweet aroma of Pumpkin Spice being jammed up your nostrils with a chimney sweep’s brush. Just in time for October, Gelb and Fabs are here to answer your questions! We cannot stress this enough: crazy clowning does NOT equal vulnerability. Make sense? Other important topics raised: favorite Sailor Moon seasons, a Fiona Apple/Lin-Manuel Miranda musical mash-up, Gatsby vs. Gelb, and banjo codependency.
Oct 03 2019
Rank #2: Bisexuality
This week things take a turn for the Hannahs, when Gelb falls suddenly and violently ill the night before the podcast! Fortunately fiancé Ella was available to step in and dig deep about surfacing some memories that even Hannah Hart didn't know...
Sep 11 2018
Rank #3: I Don’t Gotta Know: Life in Your 30s (ft. Tyler Oakley)
Of all the things you hear about turning 30, what’s ACTUALLY true? Is life over? Are you in that place doing that thing you thought you’d be doing? Do you have an awesome fridge because you care a lot about appliances now? Listen in as Harto and special guest Tyler Oakley discuss life on the other side of 30.
May 23 2019
Rank #4: Bad Therapy? ft. Kati Morton!
How do you know if your therapist...sucks? Kati Morton (LMFT) joins the Hannahs in studio to take a deeper look at therapy and the warning signs you should look for to avoid a bad experience. Plus they laugh a bunch. Enjoy!
Apr 24 2018
Rank #5: Gratitude Attitude
The Hannahs try to overcome a serious distaste for forced gratitude by doing the unthinkable: keeping a daily gratitude journal. It goes OK for one, not so good for the other. Find out who's overwhelmed by guilt this week!
Feb 27 2018
Rank #6: The Enneagram (ft. Beatrice Chestnut)
No, you did not accidentally start listening to a D&D podcast - the Enneagram is an interconnected map of nine personality types that can help us better understand ourselves and others. Ancient, mystical, complex - does it sound like the Hannahs are out of their depth? They are! Luckily they're joined by leading Enneagram authority Dr. Beatrice Chestnut, who explains how understanding the nine types can illuminate the path to self-awareness.
Aug 01 2019
Rank #7: Friend Jealousy
In the wake of Hannah Hart's engagement, the Hannahs and real life friend Kate Peterman discuss the various flavors of friend jealousy. What happens when our dear friends reach milestones and achieve things we wish we had for ourselves?
Jul 31 2018
Rank #8: "Is This a Cult?" ft. Grace Helbig!
Hannah G missed her train , which leaves an open mic for our long time friend on-camera and off, Grace Helbig. While HG Amtrak's her way to LA, Hannah H and Grace unpack the mysteries of self-help seminars.
May 01 2018
Rank #9: Heartbreak Hannahlysis (ft. Thomas Sanders)
Remember that saying, smooth seas don't make a good sailor? Well, plug your nose and grab a lifejacket, because because this week's episode is a deep dive into the turbulent waters of heartbreak. Have no fear - Harto and special guest Thomas Sanders will guide you through a candid convo and onward to the sunny shores of healing and self-discovery!
Jul 18 2019
Rank #10: What is Perfectionism (What if We Were Turned Into Cats?)
The Hannahs begin the work of breaking down assumptions and thought patterns that drive their perfectionism. Even more horrific, a few of their close friends & family chime in with their own observations on how perfectionism impacts Harto and Gelby.
Mar 12 2019
Rank #11: Burnout (ft. Elle Mills)
This week Harto is joined by special guest Elle Mills to talk about the thrills, chills, spills, and possibly rills (a rill is a small stream!) of rocketing to YouTube stardom at the tender age of 19. Although Harto and Mills are a YouTube generation apart, both can speak to the pressure of high expectations, coping with creative burnout, and the surprising loneliness that comes with being surrounded by people.
Jul 25 2019
Rank #12: Not At All Nervous...
The Hannahs let loose their hopes and dreams for their beloved baby podcast. Will Harto delve more deeply into her issues surrounding faith and religion? Will Gelby allow herself to be seen as an imperfect human and embrace vulnerability? Will the Hannahs ever again enjoy waffles of the caliber they discovered in the Emerald City? Also: lessons learned, vices, and new fandoms - coming at you live from PodCon in Seattle!
Mar 05 2019
Rank #13: Hormones and Hangovers
Join the Hannahs this week as they try to process recent life events. Hart ruminates on uncomfortable familial relationships and whether to attend a funeral or not. Gelb tries to come to terms with the fact that she attempted an Ariana Grande song at karaoke. Serious life stuff.
Aug 21 2018
Rank #14: Fanfic + Sexy Jesus??
This week the Hannahs take some time to catch up and reflect. How's our podcast going? How do you level up in life? Is Jesus actually sexy?
Aug 07 2018
Rank #15: 10% Happier (ft. Dan Harris)
Harto was banging around NYC this week, and took a break from dancing with lamp-posts to drop by Dan Harris’ studio and get into it - meditation, that is. Much was discussed: how to deal with that voice in your head that wants to convince you of your uncontrollable suckiness, listening to your body to prevent work-place projectile vomiting, and how meditating for even a paltry 5 minutes a day(ish) can lead to profound internal changes (and potentially prevent public panic attacks on live TV.)
Sep 19 2019
Rank #16: Perfectionism: The Cycle
With some trepidation, Han and Nah begin to sort the dirty laundry of their perfectionism; that is to say the delicate standards, high-heat behavior, and dry-clean only thought patterns that make up the wash cycle of perfectionism.
Mar 19 2019
Rank #17: The Art of Competition (ft. Ned Fulmer of the Try Guys)
This week, on Hannahlyze This, Hannah Hart sits down with the one and only Ned Fulmer to chat about the tricky beast we call competition. When is competition helpful? Hurtful? Does it build relationships or damage them? Do you know people who cheat at card games?! Is Hannah competitive? Is Ned MORE competitive?? WHO IS THE WINNER OF THIS EPISODE?!? Spoiler, Earbuds: it's you.
Aug 15 2019
Rank #18: Dating APPrehension
The Hannahs explore the insanity of dating apps by diving into Hannah G's profile and experience, then marvel at the misogyny of a supposed online dating guru. Before all is said and done, Hannah H helps her BFF take an unintentionally funny multiple choice quiz to determine what dating app is best for her. Feel free to play along at home. This week's featured partner - foursigmatic.com/hannahlyze
Mar 06 2018
Rank #19: Perfectionism: Inside the Brain (ft. Kelsey Darragh)
This week we go inside the brain with Kelsey Darragh! Kelsey not only processes her experiences with perfectionism, she shares her SPECT scan (which is the same scan Ariana Grande just had!) All this - PLUS - foot fetishes! FUN FUN FUN!
Apr 30 2019
Rank #20: Hannah & Fabs: The Non-Daters' Dating Story
While Hannah Hart takes a break to finish up her next book (pre-order today!), Hannah G and Fabs (podcast producer) discuss their non-dating lifestyle and run around the 3 points of the intimacy triangle! What are those points? Cinnamon rolls, for one. Muppets, probably, and I think the last one is Jeff Buckley. I could be wrong. Either way, much about love, relationships, and intimacy is discussed so close your eyes and stick your hands into that triangle!
Jun 06 2019