Rank #1: 069 - Chip the Destroyer
Chip welcomes Anthony and Ira the Weatherman back. The incredibly sexy Danni Daniels joins the fun to flirt with Chip and ultimately be heartbroken by him after learning he loves his dressed-like-a-hippy producer. Anthony’s cohost, Dave Landau, passes his audition by properly paying tribute to Chip. Instagram sensation Breadface joins the show and talks about putting her face in different bread products.
Rank #2: 113 - Chip Spectacle En Direct à Montréal
Chip takes over Montreal. His risqué, sexy outfit inspires wonder as does his rapier wit. Bob, Sam and Rich are mesmerized by Lyle’s effortless conquest of our northern neighbor
Rank #3: 023 - CHIP ARMEY
Anthony and Mark Normand and Lauren join the Chip Armey and shiznit
Rank #4: 112 - BAGELS SUCK PECKAS
Chip welcomes his new best chum, Bagel Boss Chris Morgan to the program. Chris laughs, does drugs, denounces bagels and gets every cooter in the room dripping. Lyle enjoys the dynamics between Daniel, Chris and himself. Laughter rules the day as Kerryn and Cristina get doe-eyed when they realize Chris not only yells, but he ejaculates copious amounts
Rank #5: 068 - STUFFED With Laughter
Chipper and the gang talk to a lady who makes chess sets out of mice. The laughs are free glowing and easy as Lyle weaves in and out of personal tales while Anthony, Missy, Rob and Cristina laugh along
Rank #6: 090 - FLUSTER CUCK
Panicky fruit Jim Norton overbooked the show, not realizing that Lile had everything under control. Lyle makes the most of it. Dave Landau makes a triumphant return, Anthony is as despicable and unredeemable as always. Kerryn is mean, Bryan and Mike are charming yet respectful to Lyle. Shannon is the breakout star of the episode, getting admittedly “sloppy down there “talking to Lyle
Rank #7: 092 - DADDY LIKE
Angie tells an embarrassing (sexy) story from home. Kerryn is mean about it, Crissie gets all creamy, Ant and Aaron tug each other’s peckahs and Lyle saves the day with jokes
Rank #8: 025 - Chip Chipperson LIVE - 1 Million Downloads, 10 Billion Laffs
Chip sells out Madisen Square Fukkin GARDENS for the live show. With Colin Quinn, Anthony Cumia, Bob Kelly, Sam Roberts, and Lauren
Rank #9: 056 - ARMEY ERMEY
Deplorable Chip chills out and Makes America Good Alright.
Lyle also steals valor to praise a fallen hero. News is covered, laughs are had by all.
Rank #10: 097 - Ole Copper Panties
Bob Kelly begs and Lyle finally lets him back on the show. Bob almost chokes to death. Dave and Anthony return in an attempt to woo Lyle away from Riotcast. Angie reveals a fun sexy fact. Lyle’s riffing is epic
Rank #11: 053 - Chip REBOOT
Chip and the gang return after popular demand pulls them out of retirement for a highly anticipated REBOOT. Byron Schlenker, owner of the world's widest tongue, joins Gabby, Ant, Mike and Cristina as they enjoy Chip's improv.
Rank #12: 091 - SUPERBOWLS PARTY
Geno Bisconte makes his debut, without Aaron Berg, who died or sumpthin. Anthony and Kerryn continue to flirt despite Kerryn dating someone with cauliflower ears
Rank #13: 100 - 100TH EPISODE
A full house for Chip to shine. Star-studded tribute and appreciation for 100 influential, halareius episodes. And Chip discusses previously unknown pets. Long live Lyle.
Rank #14: 054 - Dr. Dooby
Chip ( aka Dr Dooby) leads the way in this gut busting 4/20 celebration. Sharing 'reefer' stories with Sam Morrill, Mark Normand, Sammy Branmuffinz, Anthony Cifelli, Cristina and special guest Jen Bernstein from High Times, Lyle regales the panel with tales of being zooted
Rank #15: 103 - WHERE'S BERT?
Mark Normand raves about Bert and Lyle is not happy. Kevin helps to make sense of the whole thing while Kerryn flicks cooter juice at Rob. Juniper Berries is discussed.
Rank #16: 111 - BLING BROTHERS
Dante and Chip compare notes and cool jewelry while Luisa Flutesey contemplates receiving oral treats. Cristina and Kerryn compare mound sizes while Luis and Lyle fist bump
Rank #17: 071 - BUTT Wait
Celebrity butt plugs are all the rage and Chip riffs on them while Kevin, Mark, Bobby, Mark and Cristina laugh at his riffs.
Rank #18: 089 - SIZE DON'T MATTER
Lyle flirts with the CEO of a major corporation. Mark combs his asshole. A karate lady calls in and Kerryn raves about a tiny penis
Rank #19: 093 - Sweaty Slut Heel
Kerryn takes over as exec producer after Cristina is fired for looking at Chip’s peckah. Sam joins in and laughs at Lyle’s puns. Brian sweats and was late.
Rank #20: 070 - Cuddle Monster Chip
Chip and fellow addiction specialist Randi Newton talk about Chip’s cooter addiction. Kerryn, Ant amd Chip lose to Sam because he’s cheating. And Cuddlist CEO Adam Lippin calls in and tries to Chip as a fukkin cuddle bunny.