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Dirty Mother Pukka

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JUST RELEASED: tickets to Dirty Mother Pukka LIVE! on Tue 23 Oct at the AllBright club W1. SEE LINK bit.ly/2yJNUCy.A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents.Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.

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JUST RELEASED: tickets to Dirty Mother Pukka LIVE! on Tue 23 Oct at the AllBright club W1. SEE LINK bit.ly/2yJNUCy.A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents.Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.

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By PennedByPaws - Feb 28 2018
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Love this pod but it’s definitely sealed my decision NOT to have kids :) regardless, it’s hilarious!

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16 Ratings
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By PennedByPaws - Feb 28 2018
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Love this pod but it’s definitely sealed my decision NOT to have kids :) regardless, it’s hilarious!

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Dirty Mother Pukka

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JUST RELEASED: tickets to Dirty Mother Pukka LIVE! on Tue 23 Oct at the AllBright club W1. SEE LINK bit.ly/2yJNUCy.A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents.Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.

Rank #1: #13 SIBLING RIVALRY: From Parent to Referee

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When the family triangle becomes a square (or even a pentagon) how does the first child react? How can you make your kids friends when one's trying you eat the other? The panel tackle the travails of siblings.

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Nov 29 2017

32mins

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Rank #2: #16a QUICKIE: How to Raise a Tiny Feminist

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Matt and Anna look back at the last episode and quickly deviate to speculation about E.T.'s toilet habits.

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Jan 17 2018

16mins

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Rank #3: #12 SOCIAL STIGMA: Your Family and Social Media

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Is it OK to plaster your nippers all over your social feeds? What about 'outing' your mother as a closet lesbian on Facebook, just for the lols? The panels consider the big questions about 'sharenting'.  


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Nov 15 2017

31mins

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Rank #4: #11 BOTTOMS UP: Drinking Around Children

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Parenting is it's own reward, but booze also helps. Has 'gin o'clock' gone too far though? The panels discuss what's OK, what's not, and the morality of spiking white russians with breast milk.

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Nov 01 2017

32mins

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Rank #5: #10 STICK OR TWIST: Going For The Second Child

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As they say, double your pleasure, double your fun. But how do you double-down on your offspring while keeping your shit together? In the last episode of this series, our panels give their two cents on baby number two.

PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK, PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE!

Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a little more than you cry.

"Parenting The Sh*t Out Of Life: For people who happen to be parents (or might be soon)" - Publishing September 2017

Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka

Pre-order our book on Amazon

Design by Season of Victory

Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

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Jul 26 2017

30mins

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Rank #6: #9 TRUE ROMANCE: How To Keep The Love Alive Once The Baby's Arrived

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Post-baby, is romance a labour of love? In this episode, we ask our panels how to keep the romance alive when couples make the shift from girlfriend and boyfriend, to mum and dad. 

PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK, PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE!

Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a little more than you cry.

"Parenting The Sh*t Out Of Life: For people who happen to be parents (or might be soon)" - Publishing September 2017

Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka

Pre-order our book on Amazon

Design by Season of Victory

Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

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Jul 19 2017

30mins

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Rank #7: #8 SEXUAL HEALING: Love, Sex & Baby

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Oh baby! If giving birth wasn't enough to put you off sex for life, at some point normal bedtime service will be resumed. In this smut-tastic episode, we see how our panels got back down to business as usual now they have a screaming baby in tow.

PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK, PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE!

Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a little more than you cry.

"Parenting The Sh*t Out Of Life: For people who happen to be parents (or might be soon)" - Publishing September 2017

Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka

Pre-order our book on Amazon

Design by Season of Victory

Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

 

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Jul 12 2017

28mins

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Rank #8: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: A Survival Guide

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To mark the festive perineum (the bit between Christmas and New Year) the panels discuss family survival techniques, best times for boozing and racist relatives.

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Dec 27 2017

35mins

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Rank #9: #14 CROWD CONTROL: Other People's Children

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You're genetically programmed to love your own kids, but how to cope with other people's? Is it ok to wrestle a stranger's child? Do you swerve the snot-encrusted spawn of others entirely? How should you react to being bitten in the groin by a toddler? The panels give their verdicts and own sorry experiences.

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Dec 13 2017

32mins

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Rank #10: CHRISTMAS QUICKIE: A Festive Tale

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Boy podcaster Noel has written a festive poem for his daughters, the big soppy. So, as a one-off quickie special, we have the world premier of Cherry and Violet Save Christmas with Farts.

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Dec 20 2017

4mins

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Rank #11: QUICKIE: Drinking Around Children

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Welcome to Dirty Mother Pukka Quickies. No panels here, just Mother Pukka (Anna) and Papa Pukka (Matt), huddled in their kitchen and hiding from their children for a look back at the last episode.

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Nov 09 2017

13mins

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Rank #12: #12a QUICKIE: Your Family and Social Media

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Anna and Matt look back at episode 12 before the conversation deteriorates to cover emergency toilet paper alternatives.

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Nov 22 2017

12mins

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Rank #13: #13a QUICKIE: From Parent to Referee

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A look back at episode 13 becomes the first ever solo QUICKIE.

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Dec 06 2017

7mins

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Rank #14: BONUS − POLLY: The Best of Season 1

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The next season of Dirty Mother Pukka is just round the corner, so here's some of our favourite moments from our first 10 episodes. This week it's time to look back at the outrageous best bits from our favourite potty-mouth, Polly!

PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE - Out Now!


  • The Sunday Times Bestseller
  • "Hilarious ... a must-read" - The Sun
  • "Snort-tea-through-nose funny" - Cherry Healey, author of Letters to my Fanny


Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a little more than you cry.


Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka

Design by Season of Victory

Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

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Oct 11 2017

7mins

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Rank #15: #25 SOCIAL MEDIA: Murky Holes and Blue Faces

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The girls consider kids and slime, the family ‘technology box’, and the lost art of speaking to strangers in bars, while the boys discuss the ‘midlife crisis blue tick’, being married to an Avatar or Smurf, and whether bullying was worse when it was punches in the playground or now, when it’s digital digs that run 24/7.

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Jul 02 2019

30mins

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Rank #16: NEW YEAR'S QUICKIE: So now what?

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Matt and Anna compare notes on their Christmas and fail to make any resolutions.

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Jan 03 2018

11mins

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Rank #17: #26 FREEDOM: Being the UN and Hiding in Toilets

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How long a leash should you give your nippers? And how can you maintain your independence once you have kids? The panels consider the end of ‘pottering’ as a hobby, hiding from your family in the toilet, and tea-making as a childhood right of passage. 

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Jul 09 2019

32mins

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Rank #18: #16 BOYS & GIRLS: How to Raise a Tiny Feminist

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The panels get worthy (very briefly) as they discuss kids and feminism and trying to keep their tiny people chauvinism free. Also contains gags about genitals.

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Jan 10 2018

37mins

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Rank #19: BONUS - NATASHA: The Best of Season 1

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With only one more week to go until the launch of Season 2, we take a look back at all of Natasha's LOL moments...

PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE - Out Now!


  • The Sunday Times Bestseller
  • "Hilarious ... a must-read" - The Sun
  • "Snort-tea-through-nose funny" - Cherry Healey, author of Letters to my Fanny


Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a little more than you cry.


Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka

Design by Season of Victory

Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

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Oct 25 2017

6mins

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Rank #20: BONUS - NOEL: The Best of Season 1

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Season 2 is right around the corner, so here's another look back at our favourite bits from our first season. Take it away, Noel!

PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE - Out Now!


  • The Sunday Times Bestseller
  • "Hilarious ... a must-read" - The Sun
  • "Snort-tea-through-nose funny" - Cherry Healey, author of Letters to my Fanny


Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a little more than you cry.


Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka

Design by Season of Victory

Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Oct 18 2017

8mins

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